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In Shuiyue's memory of less than 300 years, from birth to the recognition of the master of the blood contract, Yaobai didn't care much about him, so that he often felt that he was an orphan.It is also because of this that although he is a young leopard who doesn't know shit, he has a lot of leisure time to spend in the various tea stalls and blind date corners in God's Domain.Others are practicing, he is listening to gossip, others are practicing hand-to-hand fighting with the master, he is spreading gossip, others are going through calamity with the master, he is creating gossip.Therefore, Shuiyue's love affair with the gods and goddesses of the Nine Heavens Mansion is very precious.

But after a long time, those little stories about you secretly liking me and my heart pleasing you have long been boring, and Shuiyue's gossip about the gods has also lost its freshness.According to what he has seen and heard over the years, the male and female protagonists will often ask at least three people what the other party has eaten this morning, and then ask at least five people what the other party wants to eat tonight.

The two obviously like each other very much, but when they face each other, no matter what they say, they have to go back and forth, and they both have long mouths, but they just don't speak well.

Shuiyue feels that love and hobbies are tiring, and it would rather be alone.

But something happened soon, which made Shuiyue suddenly realize that not all love affairs are so tossing and tossing.

That was when he was 150 years old, and he liked to take a bath in the Tian Gen River every season when he lost his hair.One day, when it was getting dark, Shuiyue, who had just washed her hair, was lying on the stone and taking a nap to dry her hair, when she suddenly heard two lion cries.

It looked up and saw two silver cloud lions coming by the river, one silvery white and one deep black.One of them came from the north, and the other came from the south, as if they had made an appointment to meet here.

The stronger one from the south shook its silver-white mane around its neck while walking, its dull and powerful roar made the water tremble, and Shuiyue recognized that the one with the mane was the male, and the one with the bare neck was the female. .

I saw the male lion walked up to the lioness with its head held high, "You look really good, I like the color of your fur."

The lioness walked around the male lion twice, looked at it and said, "You are not bad either."

Then the two lions got together and I smelled your butt, I bit your neck, and then hugged each other and started wrestling.This process was a bit long, and Shuiyue watched it with relish, and he didn't want to move his nest even after his hair was dried and splashed by the upturned river water.It wasn't until the moon dozed off that the lioness grabbed the male lion's wet mane and asked pantingly, "Are you compatible?"

The male lion was also out of breath, and replied, "Yes."

Then they plunged into the nearby grass and disappeared.It's been a long time since Shuiyue learned something other than the love in his mouth, and he secretly regretted that he didn't go into the grass to see the follow-up that night.

You see, love is so simple, so simple as to ask, "Mating?"

Beasts will probably never understand the sentimentality of the word "reserved".

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Shuiyue, who broke in rashly at this moment, was forced to temporarily share the five senses with Yaobai, participating in the whole process in a muddleheaded manner.Then he squatted in the primordial spirit and began to feel melancholy—it felt that Yaobai would definitely be the same as the pair of silver cloud lions, but it turned out that he was the same as those priests and priestesses in the realm of the gods.

This is not good, Sui Yue thought.

"Why don't you kiss him!" He couldn't help but yelled.

Yao Bai was startled by the sudden voice in his head, and almost pulled his hand out of Wen Bufan's hand.

Shuiyue didn't think there was anything wrong with voyeurism at all, and still asked sadly: "The heart beats so fast, you obviously like him, want to cuddle, kiss and have sex, why don't you do it?!"

Shuiyue's words of tigers and wolves were like huge waves in his ears, and poured them all over Yaobai's heart.He jerked violently, and for a moment he didn't know what he was guilty of, but subconsciously retracted his hands.Wen Bufan exerted strength in his hand, but still held his arm firmly in his hand, raised his eyes and cast a searching look, "What's wrong?"

As soon as Wen Bufan finished speaking, his gentle eyes darkened suddenly, as if a sharp sword with no edge was firmly nailed to Yao Bai's back.Before Yao Bai could react in time, he felt a flash in front of his eyes, and a force on his shoulder pulled him sideways, and the next moment he was completely blocked by Wen Bufan.

Yao Bai didn't dare to breathe, wrapped his hands around Wen Bufan's arms, only showing half of his head and looking forward.However, there was nothing in front of it except for a few clumps of extraordinarily lush weeds.

At this moment, there was an extremely gentle sound of entering the water suddenly, like the movement of a fish breaking through the water.The sound was not fleeting, but rather protracted, like layers of echoes.

Yao Bai frowned, "There is water." And it was very deep.

How can there be water in a mine that is almost hollowed out?The mountains in this place are not high, and there is no snow on the top of the mountain. Where does the water come from?Their position on the mountainside at this moment should not have come up from an underground river.

There is water in this mountain, does it also mean that there are dragons?

"I'll go and have a look." After Wen Bufan finished speaking, he looked down and said with a helpless smile, "Let me go first."

"Oh." Yaobai murmured, and reluctantly let go.

Then he heard Shuiyue's disdainful chuckle.

This bastard!

I don't know if it was stimulated by the water moon or what, Yaobai's brain became hot, he suddenly pulled up his legs to follow, reached out and hooked Wen Bufan's arm back into his bosom, and hugged him tightly, "Otherwise, I'd better go with you, the mountain black."

Wen Bufan was obviously taken aback, and then said seriously: "I'm not afraid of the dark."

"Hahahahaha!" The beast stomped its feet and laughed wildly.

Yao Bai was suddenly a little angry, "I'm afraid, I'm afraid, let's do it!"

The monk is a good monk, but sometimes his brain is not working well.

Wen Bufan has always been insensitive to the emotional perception of the outside world, just like now, he doesn't know why the good Phoenix suddenly turned his face.

Wen Bufan began to be clever to explore the reason why Yaobai exploded.Briefly recalled when he usually blew up, such as calling him up early in the morning to meditate, or when fattened rabbits were not given to him to eat, or when Lao Tian picked up flower petals——that time the frizz was the worst .

Wen Bufan turned his head to look at Yao Bai, his arms were tightly wrapped around his right hand like two flexible vines, there was no gap between his right arm and his chest, and he could even feel the too fast movement under the skin. Jump.

Well, it turned out to be like this.

Then he raised his left hand, gently rubbed the top of Yaobai's head, and comforted him: "Xiaobai, it's not something to be ashamed of being afraid of the dark." Seeing Yaobai's obviously stunned expression, he added: "I won't Laughing at you."

Yaobai: "..." You should just laugh at me.

Shuiyue couldn't help laughing anymore, she sprawled on her back and uttered the only human words tonight: "He's so stupid!"

Yaobai seems to know why Wen Bufan has such a face and has been in the Six Realms for 500 years without making two or three close friends.He comforted himself, this is a blessing, not a curse, otherwise Wen Bufan would have been snatched by others to become a fairy couple.

That evil animal got excited again: "You still want to marry a fairy, you don't even dare to kiss him." Shuiyue licked her leg hair, with an old-fashioned look that she had seen a lot, "I tell you it's useless, this kind of The longer the matter drags on, the more hopeless it will be, that's how the Liuhe Shenjun and Tianxuan Shenjun broke up."

Yaobai took the time to ask during the battle between heaven and man, "Then what should we do?"

Shuiyue quickly turned over and sat up, recalling the on-site teaching of the two lions, and taught enthusiastically: "You should bite his ear, and then say to him: 'You look really good, I like your appearance, mating ?'"

Yao Bai staggered and fell for the second time tonight.

He fell so suddenly that neither he nor Wen Bufan could react. When they woke up, they lay down in the grass in an overlapping indecent posture.

Yao Bai suddenly began to reflect on whether he lacked the proper company for Shuiyue, so that a good spirit beast would grow crooked as it grew.As he thought about it, he propped himself up and got up.Wen Bufan was pressed on his back by him, the moonlight covered his face with a layer of silver veil, his eyes looked hazier than usual, and the faint color engraved inside melted quite a bit.

Yao Bai suddenly stopped moving.He suddenly remembered that day when Wen Bufan stood alone by the river and asked him why Buddha was sad, and heard him muttering for a long time: "I don't have anything special to cherish."

He used to think that Wen Bufan was the Buddha mentioned in the Buddhist scriptures, they are compassionate, kind, and have great love.Yaobai looked at Wen Bufan, it seemed that he had just fallen hard and made himself a human cushion, his expression was still a bit dazed, his brows were slightly frowned because of the pain.Yaobai suddenly felt a change in his heart, at this moment Wen Bufan's eyes seemed to no longer be compassionate to all things, no longer the Buddha who looked at the world from a distance through the ravine.There are emotions on his face and warmth in his eyes, like a real living person.

Yao Bai felt that this was what Wen Bufan should look like.He should not stand at the end of the world and look at the misery of the world. His compassion and compassion are actually another kind of indifference.

"Xiaobai, I don't have anything particularly dear." Wen Bufan's words echoed in his ears again.

"It's okay." Yao Bai raised his hand to caress the side of Wen Bufan's face, gently tapped the creases on his brow with his index finger, and smoothed them out little by little, "If this is difficult for you, I can teach you."

He lowered his head, and put his warm lips on Wen Bufan's eyebrows and eyes.He felt Wen Bufan's momentary stiffness, he didn't push away or dodge, but closed his eyes when Yao Bai stuck out the tip of his tongue.This is undoubtedly an encouragement, Yao Bai was a little more courageous, and lightly touched his tongue, moistening his eyelashes a little bit.

"Xiaobai." Wen Bufan was very good at stirring up the atmosphere, "Why do you want to do this?"

Yao Bai walked away from his eyes, looked at him and said, "Because I like you, I love you, and I can't wait to cherish you." Wen Bufan's eyelashes were wet, and the corners of his eyes were slightly red, as if he had just cried.Yao Bai suddenly felt that he was very bad. Seeing Wen Bufan like this, he really wanted to kiss him twice more, this time.

Shuiyue groaned and beat her chest, "No, no, you should ask if you want to mate immediately!"

Yao Bai couldn't take it anymore: "Shut up."

"...?" Wen Bufan looked puzzled.

Yao Bai immediately changed his face, and said softly, "It's not about you."

As soon as the water and the moon were mixed together, the atmosphere of the kiss disappeared all of a sudden, and Yao Bai had no choice but to get up from Wen Bufan.Although Wen Bufan was slow in certain things, Yao Bai's words were straightforward and easy to understand.He lay on the ground without moving, raised his hand to touch Yao Bai's position, and his light eyes returned to calmness.

"Aren't you happy?" Yao Bai sat beside him, guessing that Wen Bufan might be frightened, he felt a little discouraged.

Wen Bufan looked at him sideways and asked doubtfully, "Should I be happy?"

Yao Bai nodded, "Of course, if someone likes me, whether I like him or not, I will be happy." He said seriously: "Being liked by others is a very happy thing."

Wen Bufan looked at the starry sky, trying to understand Yao Bai's words.He has always been alone, whether it is the time of deep sleep with an unknown period under the vast sea, or the 500 years of wandering without knowing the way after waking up, no one takes the initiative to approach him.The spirits of the human world would always stay far away from him, and the spirits of the six realms never regarded him as the same kind, and even the Brahma realm was not where his heart belonged.

After thinking about it, although the memory fades quickly, the time sleeping under the water is actually the most comfortable. It seems that something always comes to talk to him, maybe it is a fish in the water, or it has lived for a long time sea ​​turtle.To say that I am happy, I don't seem to have any, I just feel that life is not sad or lonely.It's not like the 500 years of this world, when there is a lot of excitement around him, but he always feels lonely.

If there was anything to be happy about—then he thought of Yaobai, the bird with a bulging belly in the ravine was lying on the grass and sleeping soundly, and after waking up, it danced a funny dance to itself.

"I'm happy." Wen Bufan sat up, looked at Yao Bai and said, "I was very happy when I first saw you."

Yao Bai's originally gloomy mood suddenly brightened up, he felt that the spore in his heart seemed to bloom with a "bang", and scattered flowers in the cramped corner of his heart.

"If you're happy, it means you like me too." Yaobai's eyes were filled with thousands of stars, and every star was dancing joyfully.

Wen Bufan was quiet for a while, then nodded under the joyful gaze of Fenghuang: "I like you too."

It seems that many spores are growing in Yaobai's heart, and they are scrambling to bloom. If the occasion is not right, he even wants to support a hundred birds on the spot. He wants to attract thousands of birds to be matchmakers, and then he wants to ask Wen Bufan : "How about you marry me as a fairy couple?"

Shui Yue, the master of the love field, was ashamed, and said, "That's it?"