Mr. President's Little Banana [Entertainment]

"Cut! I died without any sense of beauty just now, try again!"

The director shouted at the top of his voice with a loudspeaker.

"Oh."

Xiao Jiao got up from the ground, patted the ashes off his body, and ran back to the quaint mansion with carved beams and painted buildings.

The lights and cameras were put in place again, and the record board was hit, with a "click".

Xiao Jiao muttered in his heart that he wanted to "die better and die better", and walked out from the gate of the mansion like flowers brushing willows.At the same time, in the alley opposite, a man with a fierce face flashed out, raised his hand, and threw out a handful of darts.

Xiao Jiao yelled "Ah", stretched out his hand to cover his chest, twirled twice on the spot like a fallen leaf in the wind, and then fell to the ground after a thousand turns.

He has a beautiful and weak appearance, a slender and coquettish figure, wearing a water-blue gauze dress, with fluttering sleeves and fluttering hair, like a petal effect, so beautiful and sad, I still feel sorry for him.

"Wow, who is that little brother, look good!"

Ten meters away, a female fan who came to visit the male lead exclaimed in a low voice, and secretly took a picture of the scene before Xiao Jiao twirled and fell to the ground with his mobile phone.

"No! Beauty is beauty, soulless! Will you die? What about your expression? You are a charming face, not a cold-blooded killer. Can you stop being so numb before you die! It's like taking too much hyaluronic acid It's like suffering from muscle stiffness! Do it all over again!"

The director put his hands on his hips and roared majesticly.

Xiao Jiao didn't know what hyaluronic acid was, so he obediently agreed, got up from the ground again, and retreated into the house.

The lights and cameras were in place again, and the record was played again.

Xiao Jiao muttered "don't be numb, don't be numb", and walked out of the gate again staggeringly.

The half-killer appeared again from the alley and shot a dart.

Xiao Jiao tried his best to mobilize his facial expressions, showing surprise and pain, and was about to spin and fall to the ground, when something seemed to be pierced on the sole of his foot, suddenly there was a sharp pain, and he jumped like a frog that had been scalded stand up.

"Stop, stop, stop! What the hell are you doing, blowing up corpses? It took me half a day to shoot such a simple scene. What a waste of time. Who put you in the crew?!"

Yuncheng at the end of July was stuffy and hot, and the shooting scene was like a steamer.The rest of the actors had already hid in the room next to them to blow on the air conditioner and eat cold drinks. The director was sitting on the stove under the parasol, with veins popping on his head, looking like he was going to explode at any moment.The staff members are greasy and sweaty, irritated.

An actor and assistant director shrank his neck under another parasol, complaining in his heart.

A few days ago when he came to the film and television city to choose a group performance, he accidentally saw this young man who was looking around in a daze, and then he immediately fell in love with his red lips and white teeth He was given the role of "The Weak Face of the Arrogant Princess" in the play "The Secret History of the West Palace".

I thought this kid looked very smart. It should be easy to play a role that only lasts for 1 minute and doesn't even need to say a line. Who knew it would be so difficult. He can't even look at the camera and move the most basic. He was as stupid as an old cow, and he was taught several times by hand, but the situation was still frequent, and he repeated NG ten times.Most of the afternoon has passed, and I haven't finished shooting this short one. It's really an idiot!

Xiao Jiao was both guilty and uneasy. Although the soles of his feet hurt, he didn't dare to say anything. He just bowed and apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I will do a good job next time, and I promise to pass it once!"

The director didn't have the patience to change another actor and make a fuss again, so he could only say angrily: "One last time! If not, get out of here immediately!"

So the units were in place again, and the field record was played again.

Xiao Jiao's feet really hurt. When he came out of the house, he endured it as if nothing had happened. He walked neither fast nor slow, nor deviated from the camera. Floating, after falling to the ground, he held his breath and didn't move.

"OK! Passed!"

The director shouted like the sound of heaven, and everyone present breathed a sigh of relief.

The scene changed, a group of people moved the equipment into the house and continued to shoot the next scene, the people outside were gone in a blink of an eye, only Xiao Jiao was left lying on the ground.

It took a while for Xiao Jiao to get up from the ground, dizzy and dizzy, and limped back to the group performer's dressing room.

I sat on the chair and took off my boots. I saw a nail pierced into the sole of the shoe. The spike of the nail pierced the sole of the foot by nearly one centimeter. The blood that flowed out stained the inside of the boot.

Although he has a special physique and recovers faster than ordinary people from injuries, the wounds don't heal immediately. At this moment, the nail holes on the soles of the feet have not healed yet, so it still hurts a bit.

Grinning his teeth, he wiped his feet with a paper towel, waited for the blood from the wound to barely stop, put on the plastic sandals from the commissary for 29 yuan a pair, then took off his headgear, removed his makeup, took off his costume, and put on a pair of sandals again. Wearing the LOGO of an air conditioner brand, a white T-shirt with the words "Refreshing Summer" printed on it, and a pair of [-] yuan jeans bought at the night market.

Just after tidying herself up, a drama girl in her 20s rushed in to get her things, she couldn't help but be taken aback when she saw his clean and handsome appearance with a childlike appearance.

Xiao Jiao stood up and nodded politely to the girl named Yang Xiaoxue, sweetly and softly called "Sister Xiaoxue", and asked, "Who should I get the money for filming?"

The actor and assistant director who picked him at the beginning said that he has a close-up role, he is a bit more advanced than the most common extras, and he can get 80 yuan as a reward after the filming.

Yang Xiaoxue was very happy to be called by him, and instead of answering, asked: "Little handsome guy, haven't you received it before?"

Xiao Jiao shook his head: "No, it's my first time acting today."

"Come on, just with your looks, you might be able to make it someday!" Yang Xiaoxue encouraged casually, thinking that she was doing a good deed every day, and then took out a ticket from her pocket and gave it to him, "Take this to live!" Two days to go to the actor union to collect the money."

"Thank you sister Xiaoxue!" Xiao Jiao took the ticket and bowed to Yang Xiaoxue joyfully.

Yang Xiaoxue waved her hand, took her things and left in a hurry.

The sun outside was too poisonous, Xiao Jiao sat in the dressing room for a long time, and came out slowly with his injured foot when the sun was westward.

The filming work in the big mansion just ended, the staff and actors went out in twos and threes, some people couldn't help but take a second look when they saw Xiao Jiao.

But that's it, just look at it.

Every day in the film and television city, there are [-] or [-] extras who are waiting to pick up the show and dream of becoming a big star overnight. Although Xiao Jiao's appearance is relatively outstanding among them, he is not so handsome that he is horribly handsome.In this large dream factory, there are a lot of handsome men and women from regular colleges, and no one will pay too much attention to a little dragon who has never shown his face before and dresses like a poor middle school student set.

Then the actors who played the two important roles in the play also came out, and the assistant bodyguards and fans who were waiting outside immediately surrounded them with a bang, some called "goddess" and some called "Little Qiao". no.

Among them, the actress who plays the lead actress is called Lin Yuxin. She has been famous for more than ten years and has starred in many film and television dramas with good reputation and ratings. She is widely known as a "pure girl". The number one leading actor who played the emperor - the most famous actor besides Wu Jiayuan, a veteran actor who is over [-] years old and known as "Uncle Yuan".In the past two years, although Lin Yuxin has gotten older, her transformation has not been successful, and her popularity has declined, but her foundation is still there. With the careful makeup of stylists and makeup artists, people in their thirties still look like girls in their teens The same delicate and bright, Xiao Jiao was also a little surprised when he saw it.

Chen Yiqiao, who followed behind, was a rising star who stood out in a talent show the year before last. He had just graduated from university and was an authentic handsome boy.After debuting at the beginning, he participated in two popular reality shows one after another, and played a few supporting roles that were not many scenes but very pleasing characters. In just one year, he accumulated a large number of fans and was awarded "Xiao Qiao "" nickname, can be described as a model of the popular "little fresh meat".Chen Yiqiao looks pure and charming, and plays the role of the third male in the play, a young prince who has no regrets but has a lot of fate. As soon as the stills of the set makeup came out, he fascinated all the boys and girls on the Internet to death, earning a lot of money eyeballs.

Xiao Jiao was rushed by the cheering crowd and almost fell down, but fortunately he hugged a tree in time to avoid a tragedy of being trampled by the crowd.

Lin Yuxin was probably overwhelmed by the heat, and her complexion was not very good-looking. Under the guard of the entourage, she shrugged off the enthusiastic fans and walked into her own independent dressing room.

Chen Yiqiao shook the paper fans lightly at everyone, and said warmly, "Summer is hot, everyone, be careful not to suffer from heat stroke", and then left gracefully amidst the screams of girls.

At this time, a life producer ran over and yelled at the cast and crew who were about to call it a day: "The new general manager of the investor, Tianqi Media, is here. Let's have a meal together if you are free. At seven o'clock, Jinghong Hotel is quiet. Lange!"

Xiao Jiao has never heard of Tianqi Media, but he knows that Jinghong Hotel is a five-star hotel not far from the film and television city. :"OK!"

His voice was drowned in the noise, only a camera assistant next to him heard him, and glanced at him like an idiot, but Xiao Jiao was full of joy thinking about the dinner at night, so he didn't notice it.