Mr. President's Little Banana [Entertainment]

Just as he was about to throw his phone aside, Yuan Shaojun saw a freshly released post in the afternoon below. The series of exclamation marks and exclamation words strongly expressed the blogger's excitement, and he was also taken aback when he saw it. Yes, this is too nasty, that guy is a human but not a real banana, so sweet.What kind of banana powder is it? It's so childish, it makes people's skin crawl all over the ground.

A photo attached to the post made Yuan Ershao frown upon seeing it. In it, a little girl who looked like a middle school student was standing next to Xiao Jiao like a small bird, smiling so hard that her teeth could not see her eyes, her big face The plate wished it was half wider than Xiao Jiao, it was really an eyesore no matter how you looked at it.

Click on the comment again, there are some little girls in the clear color, ah ah ah ah, full of screen drooling expression, just like the blood of chicken blood, if Xiaojiao stood in front of them, I am afraid that they would be given by this group of people. Swallowed alive.

To use a popular saying on the Internet in China, it means that the current students have too little homework, and all of them are too free.But since it's basically all nympho rather than abuse, he won't be angry this time, but he has to cool down these overheated children so that they don't delay their studies.

[Xue'er's small universe is going to explode]: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Second Young Master is unhappy today]: He actually looks soso, little sister, how can you explode if you die like this.

[~你の小吉~]: My mother asked me why my phone screen is full of saliva~~~

[Second Young Master is unhappy today]: Mom didn't ask if you finished your homework?

[8102 No loss of thirty catties, no change of profile picture]: Let go of that little brother and let me do it! ! !

[Second Young Master is unhappy today]: Sister, you should lose weight, 8102 only has five months left.

After picking a few hot comments and replies, Yuan Shaojun saved the photo refreshedly, and then opened the photo editing software, so that the little girl's photo disappeared completely from the screen, and even a hair was invisible, as if it was not there in the first place. same as existence.

Well, now the photos are much more harmonious and pleasing to the eye.He looked left and right, raised the corners of his lips in satisfaction, and couldn't help but praise his superb P-picture skills in his heart.

Uncle Xiang and Aunt Fang had a panoramic view of the second young master's angry and happy expressions. The husband and wife looked at each other, and the same thought came to them tacitly.

Aunt Fang smiled gratifiedly and asked, "Second Young Master, do you have someone you like?"

With a thud, the piece of honeydew that Yuan Ershao had just stuffed into his mouth fell back onto the plate, and he immediately denied it: "I'm not! I don't!"

Uncle Xiang also smiled and said: "Okay, if there is no one, there will be no one, we understand."

Yuan Shaojun: "..."

What do you understand, why don't I understand? !

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At the same time, Xiao Jiao is seriously playing the third role he has received since his career.After taking a group photo with the little girl in the afternoon, the assistant director of "Beauty on the Beacon" came over and said that there was a lack of a teahouse waitress. There were three lines, and the remuneration was 90 yuan.

Play, of course play!Xiao Jiao agreed without thinking.

On the surface, this man is a boy from a teahouse, but in fact he has another identity - a contact person we arranged in the enemy area, and the male third who came to deliver the news - an underground worker. Then he swept the other party's cigarette butt stuffed with important information into the rag like garbage.

The boy's first line was to greet the third man warmly when he entered the teahouse: "Good afternoon, sir, what kind of tea would you like to drink? We have everything here!"

The third male can flick the soot, and asked with a half-smile: "Is there a 200-year-old Pu'er?"

The boy should lighten his eyes a little, express the joy of the comrade who may be coming, but not overdo it, restrain his expression, and then say the second line in embarrassment with careful attention: "Excuse me, Mr. , not as long as the year, only 20 years."

The third male put out the butt of the cigarette in the ashtray, crossed his legs and said, "Forget it, let's have a pot of Mingqian Longjing."

The code is matched. At this time, the boy will pick up the cigarette butt and tuck it into the dishcloth, and say the third line with a smile on his face, "Okay, wait a moment, I will be here soon", and then run into the back hall, the task It's over.

It took less than 2 minutes before and after the play, but the boy had three not-so-short lines, and he needed to make a few facial changes and interact with the third male, which was better than the little boy who fell to the ground in pain with only one "ah" Face-to-face and soldiers who have nothing but lie down and pretend to be dead are much more complicated. It was quite a challenge for Xiao Jiao. After the assistant director finished speaking, he couldn't help feeling nervous and excited, and bowed to the other party: " Thank you director, I will perform well!"

The assistant director jokingly said: "I'm the assistant, the director is over there, I like your handsome boy, if you don't perform well, you should apologize to the director."

Xiao Jiao immediately became more nervous when he heard it, while rehearsing the lines silently over and over again in his mind, he rehearsed how to act in the future.

A costumer's assistant came over with a half-worn set of running bunts. Xiao Jiao went into the dressing room of the extras to change, and then came out to wait for makeup.

After a while, the make-up artist came with a box, and it happened to be the girl who put on makeup for his body in the morning, named Li Siqi. When she saw him, she smiled and said, "Oh, it's you, little handsome guy. We meet again."

Xiao Jiao also said happily, "Hello, Sister Siqi."

Li Siqi took the makeup tools and said: "I just said that it would be too wasteful to just act as a corpse with your face and aura, and the director asked you to add to the scene after a while, so my prediction is very accurate! "

Xiao Jiao was a little embarrassed and said, "Thank you Siqi, but it's my first time playing a character with lines, so I'm a little nervous."

"Why are you nervous? That's how big names come here. Just treat everyone else as carrots. After you pass this time, you will have more and more lines. If you can't pass it, you can only continue to be dumb." Li Siqi said casually, "Remember to sign me later, maybe one day you will become popular and become a star, and then this autograph will be worth a lot of money."

Hearing what she said, Xiao Jiao immediately relaxed a lot. He never thought that he would become a big name or star one day, and he would be satisfied if he could act all the time, so he only thought that Li Siqi was joking, so he agreed with a smile.

Li Siqi then took a closer look at his face, tsk-tsk praised: "Your skin is unreasonably good, and your facial features are too exquisite, but it's a bit overkill to play a boy, maybe you can cover up the limelight of the protagonist, I'm afraid there will be troubles like that. In my opinion, it's better to make you ugly, make you less eye-catching, and make you a little more ordinary, what do you think?"

Xiao Jiao has never had any concept of his own appearance, and he doesn't care whether the role he plays is beautiful or ugly. After listening to Li Siqi's analysis, he thinks it makes sense, so he said seriously: "Thank you, sister Siqi, you are right. Do as you say."

Li Siqi smiled happily, picked up tools and began to apply makeup on him.

Nowadays, many fresh meat florets who debuted with good looks care most about their own image on the screen, how to look good, very few people are willing to consider the actual needs of the role and uglify themselves.For example, some play the role of a prince who has become a poverty-stricken poor who eats chaff and vegetables, but is unwilling to plaster his face and make up his face to look disheveled.Another example is the daughter of a daughter who disguises herself as a man and becomes a knight in the rivers and lakes, that is, she just wears hairpins to tie her hair, and her face is still smeared with flowers and willows, lest others will not see that she is a daughter.And Xiao Jiao's response to his attempt to make him look ugly was both humbly and sincere, without any reluctance or rejection.

Li Siqi moved quickly, and finished the work in more than ten minutes. She put away the tools and said, "Okay, let's take a look."

Xiao Jiao looked in the mirror, his complexion was not so fair anymore, it was a little yellowish, his nose was not so straight, it looked sunken, and there were a few small freckles on his cheeks.Only a pair of eyes have not moved, they are still black and white, clean and clean, full of aura.

Li Siqi's changes are not big, her makeup is very natural, she can still be seen as Xiao Jiao, it's just that she has changed from a beauty with exquisite facial features into a pretty ordinary boy, just like putting a veil on a piece of beautiful jade, restraining herself Like its brilliance.

Xiao Jiao thanked her again, then signed Li Siqi's notebook seriously, one stroke at a time, and added a sentence "I wish sister Siqi a smooth job and a good smile", which put Li Siqi in a good mood.

Although the old Zhao Tou is just a forest ranger, when he was young, he went to school and practiced handwriting. He can write well with hard pens and brushes. He is handsome and strong, and he has a strong character. happy.Xiao Jiao has been fascinated by his ears and eyes for 20 years, and he has also learned a little bit of charm, but he was a little jerky when he first started writing, and he became fluent after writing a few more words, which surprised Li Siqi a little.Nowadays, there are not many actors who can write a good character.

"Hey, the one who plays the teahouse waiter, it's your turn!" Someone shouted at the door.

"Here we come!" Xiao Jiao responded, said goodbye to Li Siqi and hurried to the shooting location.

Zhang Desheng, the third male actor who plays opposite him, is an old actor. Although his appearance is not good, his every move is full of drama, and any look in his eyes is intriguing.When Xiao Jiao and him played together for the first time, they unconsciously became nervous again. While admiring each other's acting skills, they wanted to learn from each other at the same time. The result of being distracted was just the opposite. The expressions were not well grasped, the transitions were blunt, and the lines were well spoken. A little stuttering, naturally NG.

The second time, Xiao Jiao got rid of distracting thoughts and focused on his role. He spoke the first two lines smoothly, and his expression was OK. When he picked up the cigarette butt in the back, he didn’t hold it properly and dropped it on the ground, so he was called "card" again. ".

The director frowned and said: "The front is okay, but what are you shivering behind, did that cigarette butt bite your hand with its long mouth!"

Xiao Jiao listened obediently with his head down.

Of course the cigarette butt didn't have a long mouth, but Zhang Desheng didn't put it out completely, and there were still some sparks on it. He was burned a bit, so he didn't hold it.Although this was an accident, if he was more careful, he could have avoided this mistake, so it was not wrong to be scolded.