Mr. President's Little Banana [Entertainment]

After dinner at home, Uncle Xiang heard that the second young master was going on a business trip tomorrow morning, so he immediately called Xiao Wu and Xiao Wang, the leader of the villa's bodyguard team, for a small meeting, and told them all the precautions for traveling with the second young master.Aunt Fang packed his luggage for him, four sets of suits and shirts and four sets of casual clothes, eight pairs of corresponding shoes, and a lot of various accessories such as collars, clips, cuff buttons, etc., which filled two large boxes.

At the end, Aunt Fang asked why she had to squeeze into the airline's plane with so many passengers instead of taking Yuan's own plane, which was inconvenient and time consuming.

Yuan Shaojun replied that he didn't want to be too high-profile, and it would be nice to experience the feeling of traveling with everyone occasionally.

In fact, he didn't want to open that mouth with his family.The Yuan family's private jet was bought by the young master Yuan Yizheng. If he wanted to use the plane, he would have to say hello to his elder brother. If the young master happened to be going out too, he, the second young master, would of course have to stand aside. It would be embarrassing.

When he earns enough money in the future, he will buy one himself, and he can sit however he wants without looking at anyone's face, hum!

When he was reclining on the sofa and thinking about it absently, the mobile phone on the coffee table suddenly rang, and it looked like an unfamiliar call from the number.

Yuan Shaojun's heart moved, and he immediately picked up his mobile phone and answered the call: "Hello?"

An unfamiliar hoarse male voice came from the opposite side: "Hello, sir, I am the agent of Hengfa Real Estate. We now have a small number of shops next to the CBD subway station for rent. The prime location, excellent feng shui, and super high annual return..."

"No, no!" Yuan Shaojun hung up impatiently, Xue Te, the harassing call actually hit Laozi's mobile phone!

The shops next to the Yuncheng CBD subway station are all developed by Boyuan Group. Does he still need a transfer agent to rent them? It's ridiculous!

Having said that, what is he looking forward to? It's only past eight o'clock, and that guy probably hasn't finished filming yet.

After a few seconds, the phone rang again. Yuan Shaojun didn't even look at it, and said angrily when he got through, "Don't say no, don't you understand people's language!"

Uncle Xiang and Aunt Fang looked at each other, did the second young master get angry? His temper was so violent.

"...Second Young Master, I, I just want to tell you that I bought a mobile phone." A warm, soft and anxious voice came from the opposite side, "Did I bother you? Sorry, I hung up ..."

"Hey don't!" Yuan Shaojun blurted out, and then his voice dropped an octave, "Then what, I was talking to someone else just now, not you."

Uncle Xiang and Aunt Fang looked at each other again. It seemed that they were not angry, but that there was something wrong with the person they were talking to.

Xiao Jiao: "Oh..."

Yuan Shaojun sat up straight unconsciously, cleared his throat and said, "Aren't you in a hurry to film at that time, why don't you have time to buy a mobile phone?"

"It was originally going to be a night scene, but an actress seemed to have a stomachache, so I changed it to tomorrow night. I went to the mobile phone store outside the film and television city to buy one, and then I called you .”

Not bad, so obedient.Yuan Shaojun was overjoyed and asked, "Have you had dinner yet?"

"have eaten."

"What to eat?"

"It's the instant noodles sold by the small shop I called you before. It's called Tonger. It's delicious. I'll have it tomorrow..."

"Don't eat it tomorrow!" Yuan Shaojun's mouth twitched, "Instant noodles are junk food, if you eat too much, you will become stupid, you know that?"

This guy is already stupid enough, it's okay to be stupid anymore.

"Oh……"

Feeling that the person on the opposite side seemed to flinch, Yuan Shaojun slowed down and said, "Have you run out of the money I gave you this morning?"

"No, there are still 330 yuan!"

Yuan Shaojun wondered, "Didn't you buy a mobile phone, why are there so many left?"

"Yeah, the mobile phone is 660 eight yuan, so expensive."

... It's XX expensive!Yuan Shaojun almost got dirty. If he knew that he would have bought him one this afternoon, he taught him angrily: "You get what you pay for, and such cheap things can last for a few days. If you want to buy them, buy a better one. I'll give it to you when the money runs out, don't be so frugal!"

"Oh."

Although Xiao Jiao on the other end of the phone said "oh", what he thought in his heart was that the good ones cost thousands of dollars, and he couldn't bear it.Although his phone is the cheapest one in that store, the salesman who sells the mobile phone said that the quality is not much worse than that of big brands, and it will be replaced within one year and repaired within three years.As for asking Yuan Shaojun for money after it's used up, that's even more unacceptable, how can he trouble others again and again, Yuan Ershao has helped him enough.

Yuan Shaojun then asked: "Have you installed the WeChat, Penguin and Weibo software?"

"Not yet, I don't know how to pretend, I'll ask Zhou Da later..."

"Don't look for him!" Yuan Shaojun felt that he could not suppress his anger again, "Why do you keep mentioning him, that guy is not yours, if there is anything I don't know, I can teach you!"

Xiao Jiao really didn't understand why he had such a big opinion on Zhou Chengfeng, and it's not easy to speak for Zhou Chengfeng, so as not to make him even more angry, so he could only softly respond: "Okay, then you can teach me."

Alas, Second Young Master Yuan is quite nice, but his temper is a little bit too big.But he is also kind, let him let him go.

That's about the same.Yuan Shaojun calmed down, and said as patiently as possible: "First of all, you open a browser—does the browser know? It's just..."

After a long time, Xiao Jiao finally installed some commonly used software and registered an account, learned the basic operation methods, and became friends with Yuan Shaojun.

Hey, it's really not easy to teach this little fool who doesn't know anything.Yuan Shaojun wiped off his sweat, and felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart. He explained everything in detail like an old woman with a broken mouth, and the level of detail was even better than that of Aunt Fang just now: "Don't add strangers casually to the communication software. Those people are either small advertisements or cheating money. You can only join people who you know in real life and who know the bottom line. Don’t tell others your number and identity information casually, let alone answer stupidly when others ask you. Especially Those people I met in the film and television city, many of them have malicious intentions, once you tell them, you will be harassed endlessly."

"Be more careful on Weibo. I applied for real-name authentication for you. The composition of netizens on this platform is more complicated, and most of them are doing things when they are full. If you see a post about you on it And the news, no matter good or bad, it’s best to ignore them, or you will talk about them more and more. Some people with bad intentions, poor and boring people will take words out of context to make fuss, demote you to nothing, and hate you more than flies. You don’t need to worry about planting maggots, you know?”

Yuan Shaojun added attention to Xiao Jiao as soon as he opened Weibo, and he paid special attention to it. At the same time, he asked him to do the same, and deleted all other irrelevant recommendations. He became the blue wave of this new account (NO.1 ).When he thought of this, he felt an inexplicable sense of accomplishment and satisfaction.

But he didn't let Xiao Jiao pay attention to him, he just said that he was not used to using Weibo, otherwise he would not be able to use the ID "Second Young Master is unhappy today" to speak freely.

"Oh..." Xiao Jiao received too much information at once tonight, his head was almost dizzy, no matter what Yuan Shaojun said, he agreed to everything one by one.

The bell in the living room of the villa clicked, it was exactly eleven o'clock.

Aunt Fang put a glass of milk on the coffee table, and kindly reminded the second young master that it was getting late and it was time to rest.

Tianqi has already booked a flight to Xilin at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, and Yuan Shaojun has to get up at six o'clock.

Xiao Jiao was also sleepy, usually he would fall asleep at ten o'clock at night if he had nothing to do, but now his eyelids were fighting, and it would take him three to five seconds to react to what Yuan Shaojun said.

Yuan Shaojun heard a small yawn deliberately suppressed from the opposite side, so he had to stop talking and said: "Okay, let's do this for today. I will go on a business trip tomorrow, and it may take four or five days to come back. Send me a message, even though I'm not in Yuncheng, I can still solve it for you."

I really shouldn't have agreed to Xu Kai's business trip. He doesn't want to go anywhere now, he just wants to stay in Yuncheng!

It took Xiao Jiao a while before he said slowly: "Okay, I wish you a safe journey and everything goes well."

He still wanted to say something, but he was so sleepy that he couldn't move his mind at all, so he could only say this sentence.

That's the end?Yuan Shaojun's teeth were a little itchy, but he couldn't say anything more, so he could only say goodbye, and ended the two-hour phone call.

Xiao Jiao put down the new phone that was already a little hot, closed his eyes, and fell asleep immediately.

Aunt Fang smiled and said: "Second young master, go to sleep, it's just a business trip for four or five days, it will pass soon."

Yuan Shaojun's face became inexplicably hot, he finished drinking the milk pretending to be indifferent, and then said: "Well, I'm going to bed, you and Uncle Xiang also go to bed early. Good night."

The couple bowed slightly together: "Good night, Second Young Master."