Mr. President's Little Banana [Entertainment]

"Xiao Zhao is not here, but brother can love you well~"

A strange and rough male voice sounded suddenly, and then a man with a full body and two widths of Xiao Zhao came out of the bathroom. He walked towards him with a straight face, "Hey, you can still stand after taking such a strong drug. It seems that you are in good health. But that's fine. If you don't respond like a dead fish, then It's not fun anymore."

Xiao Jiao had already confirmed that he had fallen into some kind of trap. He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and secretly mobilized his inner breath to force himself to calm down. Then he opened his eyes and asked slowly, "It's the cup I just drank. Is there a problem with the tea?"

You Dekai shamelessly admitted: "Yes, little banana, it's really not easy to get you here."

Xiao Jiao continued to ask: "Where is Xiao Zhao and my other assistant bodyguards? Are they all right?"

"It's okay, they're all sleeping soundly in the guest room." You Dekai came up to pinch Xiao Jiao's chin lustfully, "Little Banana, do you know who I am? I'm You from Marriott Real Estate Boss, as long as you spend a good night with brother tonight, brother will vote for you in any movie you want to shoot tomorrow, and make you a big hit, how about it?"

Xiao Jiao opened that fat hand and said expressionlessly: "No need, someone will help me contact me for the scene I want to shoot."

"Fuck, you're still so strong after taking the medicine!" Youde cursed, covering his hot hands, but he became even more excited, "What are you pretending to be pure, you've become so popular in just half a year, you must be like this!" Which benefactor's bed did you climb in exchange for? Is it Liu Yishou's sinister and treacherous old fox, or the Yuan family's young second young master?"

Now there are a few people in the entertainment industry who are clean, so what if Xiao Jiao is surrounded by Tianqi and Fleeting Years, if he fucks him tonight, he can only accept it obediently, and dare to go out and publicize it everywhere, unless He doesn't want to be in this circle anymore.

"You are talking nonsense! You are not allowed to speak ill of Mr. Liu and Er Shao Yuan!" Xiao Jiao had never been so angry before. The anger and the hot tide in his body made his fair cheeks flush with an abnormal blush, which appeared under the dim light. A kind of beauty that is similar to that of monsters.

You Dekai was fascinated by the sight, his heart was itchy, and he salivated and took a step forward, "What if I want to say it? Ouch, what is this smell on you, why is it so fragrant?"

Xiao Jiao fought hard against the strange feeling in his body with his willpower, while clenching his teeth and said: "I warn you not to lean any further, otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it."

"Can't help it? Hahahaha!" Youde laughed so hard that his whole body was shaking, and his saliva was about to drip, "Little Banana, do you feel hot and want it very much now? If you can't help it, don't Endure it, brother will make you happy, come on!"

While talking, Youde pulled the bath towel around his waist, revealing his bloated and ugly body, and opened his arms to fit Xiao Jiao.

Xiao Jiao suddenly raised his leg and kicked sideways with a movement so fast that it was almost invisible, hitting Yode's rippling belly.

Although he is suffering now, his head is dizzy, his hands and feet are weak, and he can only exert one-tenth of his normal strength, but this is enough for Mr. You, who has been emptied by wine, to drink a pot.

You Dekai howled in pain as if killing a pig, flew back three meters, and hit the body oil painting on the wall with a loud "bang", shaking the frame so that it was about to fall, and then fell heavily on the ground, like It twitched twice like a pile of rotten meat, and then stopped moving.

"I warned you, don't blame me..." Xiao Jiao murmured, breathing a little short of breath.

It was too hot, so he took off his woolen coat and V-neck sweater and hung them on the hanger. Wearing only a sweaty shirt, he struggled into the bathroom, turned on the tap, drank bitterly cold water, and took another cup of water. I poured water on my hot face for a long time.

The symptoms of thirst were temporarily relieved, but the burning desire in his body did not subside much, which made him feel at a loss.

What should we do now?

Xiao Jiao thought of someone almost reflexively, staggered out of the bathroom, took out the mobile phone from his coat pocket, and tremblingly dialed the first number in the address book.

……

At 08:30 in the evening, Yuan Shaojun was lying on the sofa in the audio-visual room, staring intently at the picture on the curtain.

If someone is watching along with you at this time, you will find that it is not a complete movie, but a collection of clips edited from multiple movies, TV dramas or variety shows, and every 10 minutes in the middle, there is even a playful An ad was inserted.Whether it is a movie, TV series, variety show or the protagonist of an advertisement, they are all the same person, fresh, vivid, clean and pure.

Seeing that the mobile phone on the coffee table rang suddenly, Yuan Shaojun picked it up casually and saw that the caller was "Baby".

He sat up straight in an instant, but waited for two seconds before pressing the switch reservedly.Little rascal, I finally know to call myself. When I come back later, I must explain the problem of last night clearly, otherwise, he will be spanked!

The other party didn't speak immediately, Yuan Shaojun reluctantly spoke first: "Going to the airport? I'll pick you up later, wear more, you know."

"Second Young Master, I, I feel so uncomfortable, what should I do..."

Yuan Shaojun listened to the abnormal panting sound from the phone, his heart suddenly seized up, and he jumped directly from the sofa to the ground, "What's wrong! What happened? Where are you now?"

The other person answered intermittently: "I, I am in the Xiaoyao Palace Clubhouse near Shaxi Town. Someone drugged my tea just now, and I knocked him out. Now I feel very hot, and my body feels uncomfortable... I feel like I'm going to die..."

Yuan Shaojun almost went crazy. In just a short moment just now, he imagined all kinds of accidents. Maybe Xiao Jiao fell ill suddenly, maybe he slipped and fell in the snow and hurt himself, maybe he got out of bed on the way to the airport. He was in a car accident, maybe he met a gangster and was hijacked...but he didn't expect that he would be drugged!

Falk!There are so many people in the production team, as well as the assistants and bodyguards I sent, what are they doing for food!

Who dares to touch his little banana, he will make that scum die!

Yuan Shaojun suppressed all the violent emotions back into his stomach, and comforted him: "Don't say stupid things, how could you die, no! What you are taking should be some kind of aphrodisiac, you just need to relieve yourself , should feel better."

Xiao Jiao subconsciously groaned, and said in a tone that was about to cry: "Why, how to get rid of it? I won't..."

The little idiot!Can't even do this? !Yuan Shaojun roared his blood and rushed forward, turning around in the audio-visual room like a trapped animal, then forced himself to calm down, and said as calmly and objectively as possible: "Listen, let me teach you, now stretch your hand to the uncomfortable place. Hold it to the place where it is located... That's it, it's very simple! You try it yourself first, wait for me there, I will go to find you right away, and I will be there soon!"

After such a quick confession, after hearing Xiao Jiao's "yes" in a low voice like a mosquito, Yuan Shaojun hurriedly ended the call, and then called another person: "Brother, I want to borrow your helicopter , I need it urgently!"

His brother Yuan Yizheng owns a luxury business jet that can take more than 20 people, but such a large plane needs a special runway, and Shaxi Town does not have the conditions to stop, and the road will delay time, so right now it is more convenient and faster to use a helicopter .

Yuan Yizheng at the other end didn't understand: "It's so late, where are you going?"

Yuan Shaojun said: "I'm going to Shaxi Town, now, immediately, immediately!"

Yuan Yizheng took a deep breath: "It's almost 700 kilometers from Yuncheng to Shaxi Town. That's all. What are you doing there? It's really nonsense."

Yuan Shaojun said anxiously: "I'm not fooling around, there is really an urgent matter! You just said whether to borrow it or not?! If you don't borrow it, I will never forgive you in this life!"

Yuan Yizheng was so angry and funny, you little bastard, you actually threatened him with this trick!Forget it, after all, he is my own younger brother, and he has grown a lot in the past six months, and is much more sensible and stable than before, so he made a concession, "OK, OK, I'll borrow it, I'm really afraid of you. But you must be careful on the way Be safe, otherwise, if something happens, I won't be able to explain it to my parents."

"Understood! Thank you brother, I love you so much!" Yuan Shaojun hung up the phone and rushed out of the audio-visual room like a gust of wind.

Yuan Yizheng: "..."

It had been at least 20 years since he had heard his younger brother say such blunt and nasty things to him, and he really enjoyed it. Just borrowing a helicopter and getting a sweet talk, this deal is quite a bargain.

……

In a high-end private room in the Xiaoyao Palace Clubhouse in Shaxi Town, Xiao Jiao tried several times according to the method of "relief" taught by Yuan Shaojun, but he still couldn't get it right. He was so uncomfortable that he wanted to hit the wall.

"Second Young Master, I can't do it, when will you come..."

Xiao Jiao was so anxious that he was about to cry. In desperation, he went back to the bathroom, filled a tub of cold water in the bathtub, then took off all the clothes on his body, and submerged himself in the water.

In the next second, the naked boy in the bathtub disappeared, turning into a banana tree with wilted and yellowed leaves.

After returning to the original shape, Xiao Jiao tried to open every cell, absorb the water, circulate it in the veins and then expel it, so as to remove the toxins in the body.This has little effect, and it consumes a lot of vitality, which makes him very painful, but it is slightly better than the feeling of panic and anxiety when he was in human form.

In a daze, I don't know how long it took, there was a "bang" sound outside, and the door seemed to be knocked open.

Xiao Jiao was awakened from the chaos, and then heard a voice like the sound of heaven: "Little Banana, are you here?"

Xiao Jiao tried to answer, but found that he couldn't open his mouth. Only then did he realize that he was in the original state, and hurriedly transformed into a human form again, saying in a trembling voice: "Second Young Master, I, I am here."

Yuan Shaojun hurried into the room, and at the first sight he saw a fat naked man lying motionless on the ground, he didn't know whether he was dead or alive, although he was surprised and suspicious, he didn't care about it at the moment, Just follow the sound and run to the bathroom.

When he saw clearly what was going on in the bathroom, he froze on the spot for a moment, and then he turned his head and didn't dare to look any more. He restrained himself and said, "Are you okay? I'll wait for you outside."

As soon as Xiao Jiao became a human, the effect of the medicine flared up again. For some reason, he had an intuition that only Yuan Shaojun could free him from this sea of ​​bitterness that drove him almost crazy, so he subconsciously reached out and grabbed the corner of his coat, as if The drowning man hugged a piece of driftwood and begged softly, "No, don't go...Second Young Master, don't leave me..."

He had never been so sad and wronged. He felt anxious and almost burst into tears.

Yuan Shaojun turned his head stiffly, seeing his eyes filled with tears, his whole body trembling uncontrollably, he couldn't help feeling distressed, turned around and stroked his wet hair, coaxing: "Okay, I won't go...God, what is this water like?" Ice! Are you a fool, don’t die?!”

In the cold winter and the twelfth lunar month, after taking that kind of medicine, I was actually soaked in cold water. How could my body bear it!

Xiao Jiao was scolded by him, and finally burst into tears, big and big tears splashed on the water, "I, I don't know how to solve it, I can only think of this way..."

"Hey, don't cry, I know, it's my fault." Yuan Shaojun was so guilty that his heart twitched in pain, wishing to slap himself, he quickly reached out to wrap his arms around Xiao Jiao's slender waist, and lifted him out of the water Coming out, he pulled a towel from the shelf and wrapped it around him.

At this time, there was the sound of chaotic footsteps outside, and several people rushed into the room, and they couldn't help but be surprised when they saw Youde lying on the ground, and then saw Yuan Shaojun inside from the translucent bathroom glass, and hurriedly asked : "Second young master, are you okay?"

Yuan Shaojun held Xiao Jiao in his arms, and said in a deep voice: "I'm fine! You drag the fat pig outside and throw it into the river for me, be careful not to freeze him to death, the second young master will settle the matter with him slowly. Note. Besides, I will rest here tonight, so don't bother any of you."

"Yes!"

After a while, the bodyguards carried Youde out, and the room became quiet again.

Xiao Jiao curled up in Yuan Shaojun's arms, tearing off the bath towel impatiently, stretched out his white and tender arms to hug his neck, driven by instinct, rubbed his hot cheek against his chin, and let out Ruo Wu moaned, "Second Young Master, I'm so sad, please help me..."

Yuan Shaojun's already precarious self-control was burnt to ashes with a "boom".

He couldn't bear it anymore, he didn't need to bear it anymore, he gritted his teeth, his heart sank, and he strode towards the huge water bed in the room with the naked man in his arms.

"Even if you will hate me tomorrow when you wake up, I will admit it!"