Mr. President's Little Banana [Entertainment]

This is the first time Yuan Shaojun has disclosed the relationship between the two of them to outsiders. Xiao Jiao is a little shy, but more happy. Seeing Tan Yiqiu's expression frozen and silent, he said with a little worry: "Teacher Tan, I'm sorry, aren't you?" Scared you? Brother Shaojun and I have been together for a long time, but it has been inconvenient to disclose to the outside world, and I didn’t deliberately hide it from you.”

Tan Yiqiu has acted in dramas for more than ten years. He is a big-name star in the domestic film and television industry. He has seen countless big scenes, but he has never encountered such an embarrassing thing that makes people almost have a heart attack. His complexion changed a few times before he managed to maintain a decent appearance, "It's okay, your situation is still recognized by a small number of people in China, and it is understandable to be cautious."

These two people hid deep enough that no paparazzi has dug up the material until now.Fortunately, he thought that Xiao Jiao was really a pure and clean little banana that had never been touched by anyone, but it turned out that he had already been eaten countless times.

Also, with Xiao Jiao's rapid rise to fame, if it wasn't for the cover of a benefactor, how could it be possible to live so comfortably in this cruel reality circle?

Xiao Jiao said gratefully, "Thank you, Teacher Tan."

Yuan Shaojun smiled and said: "I know that there are many adults in Tan Yingdi, and he is a very democratic and open-minded person, so he doesn't care about such things."

Hehe, to put it in a high-sounding way, it doesn't matter if you care about it.Over the years, Tan Yiqiu himself has always declared that he would rather be lacking than abuse, and rarely gossip with actresses, creating an image of a peerless good man who is clean and self-sufficient. He won't play Xiao Jiao's idea anymore.

The muscles on Tan Yiqiu's face twitched slightly, "It's an honor, it should be."

Xiao Jiao handed over the menu and said boldly, "Teacher Tan, you can order whatever you like!"

The price of Guangcheng Chunqiu is similar to that of Yuncheng Chunqiu, and the dishes on the menu start at least a few hundred, but Yuan Shaojun told him before that there is also a [-]% discount here, so he is not so heartbroken.Since it is a treat, it must not be too stingy.

Tan Yiqiu didn't have the heart to eat, he wished he could get away immediately, but it would be inconsistent with his status, so he had to order two dishes randomly.

Yuan Shaojun then said dotingly to Xiao Jiao: "Baby, you can also order a few dishes that you like. You won an award tonight, and this meal is equivalent to your celebration banquet."

Xiao Jiao said back and forth: "Brother, today is also your birthday, so I should celebrate it for you too."

"Good boy." Yuan Shaojun smiled and patted his head, "Then let's order together."

"Okay!"

So Xiao Jiao took a menu with him, and ordered dishes together by meeting each other affectionately.

For the two of them, this is a completely habitual daily life, and it is not at all a deliberate attempt to show affection to anyone. The villa and the people in the Yuan family's main house are all very clear about it.It's a pity that the third person sitting in the private room saw it for the first time today, and the stimulation he received was not ordinary.

Tan Yiqiu: "..."

So one of you is going to celebrate and the other is going to celebrate your birthday, so why is he here?

After ordering, Yuan Shaojun asked for a bottle of red wine, and Xiao Jiao was given low-alcohol green plum wine brewed by Guangcheng Chunqiu.

Usually when Xiao Jiao was away from home, he was not allowed to drink for safety's sake, now that the two of them are together, they don't have to worry too much, and tonight is really worth celebrating, so it would be nice to drink less to add to the fun.

Xiao Jiao smelled the green plum wine was very fragrant, tasted it was also very sweet and elegant, not spicy at all, so he ate and drank it happily.Unknowingly, after drinking two glasses of wine, two blushes appeared on her jade-white face, as beautiful and delicious as rouge.Yuan Shaojun twitched his index finger, he couldn't eat, he just wanted to swallow the person in his stomach, but unfortunately there was an oversized light bulb in the room, so he could only endure it temporarily.

Xiao Jiao became three-point drunk, leaned limply on Yuan Shaojun's shoulder, grabbed his hand and put it on his face to cool down, muttering: "Brother, I'm a little hot, I want to go home and take a bath."

In fact, brother is hotter than you!Yuan Shaojun loosened his tie, kissed his face and coaxed softly: "Don't worry, baby, we'll be leaving in a while."

Tan Yiqiu used to feel like sitting on pins and needles, but now he couldn't bear it anymore, and put his chopsticks on the table, "I've already eaten, I have something to do later, I'm afraid I have to go first."

Yuan Shaojun's goal was achieved, he felt secretly refreshed, and said hypocritically politely: "It's a pity to leave so soon. Let's make an appointment again when the actor Tan is free. Next time, we must not get drunk or return."

"Then let's make an appointment next time." After Tan Yiqiu said, he got up and walked away.

Yuan Shaojun hugged Xiao Jiao horizontally, and said with a smile: "Baby, go home!"

……

After a night of spring festival, Xiao Jiao couldn't rest at home the next day, because Liu Lian had made a noise on the phone early in the morning.

Manager Liu scolded arrogantly on the phone: "Little slob, you can't get out of bed even after the sun is shining! Didn't your brother tell you that the cast of "8102" is the last day of casting today, so why don't you come over to audition! "

Xiao Jiao was not fully awake yet, so he asked in a daze, "Brother, what is 8102?"

I was so excited last night that I almost forgot about it.Yuan Shaojun patted his forehead, immediately took the phone and said, "Understood, I'll take the baby there right away."

As soon as Liu Lian thought about the situation of the two people on the opposite side, his face was as dark as the bottom of the pot, "Young man, you must know how to control yourself!"

TNND, he was really kicked in the head by a donkey back then, how could he mistakenly think that these two guys are brothers who are like brothers and sisters!They are indeed very close, but it's the kind of kiss that goes to bed with their arms around each other!

"Young man, be fearless."

Yuan Shaojun replied lightly and happily, and after hanging up the phone, he explained to Xiao Jiao while dressing him up.

"8102" is a movie that the internationally renowned director Yu He'an is preparing to shoot.At the salon reception in mid-March, Yuan Shaojun had already struck up a conversation with Yu Hean, but Xiao Jiao left hastily that night because of an accident with the wire failure, and later he had to accompany his baby to recuperate and track down the murderer behind the scenes. Been busy for a while, so I put this matter behind me.

Not long ago, he accidentally saw a news on the Internet that Yu Hean's selection of actors had entered the final stage, and the filming of "8102" was about to start soon. He didn't remember this, and quickly ordered ten sets of high-end suits and ten pairs from Italy. After the leather shoes were sent over, Director Yu kindly gave him one last chance to give Xiao Jiao an audition today.

Of course Xiao Jiao knew Yu He'an, and had seen all the films he had made, and had always admired the talent of this great director. Hearing what Yuan Shaojun said, he couldn't help being excited and nervous, "Brother, if I can't act well Okay, what should I do if I don’t get Director Yu’s approval and fail the audition?”

"That only shows that Director Yu has no vision, but it doesn't mean that you are not good at acting." Yuan Shaojun said in a nonchalant tone, "He is not the only director in this world. If Yu Hean doesn't approve, then we Just find a Ma Hean."

Xiao Jiao burst out laughing, and then said seriously: "No, Director Yu is a good director, I hope I can get this opportunity to learn from him."

Yuan Shaojun straightened his collar for him, put away his joking look, and said seriously: "Then go on, you will definitely be able to do it!"

In the evening, in the "8102" studio, Xiao Jiao said apologetically, "Thank you, Director Yu, but it will take about two months for me to finish filming "Dan Xin Jue", so I can't come to your side to report right now. "

"It's really troublesome." Yu Hean clicked his tongue, "Forget it, I don't plan to start shooting right away, and there are still some preliminary preparations that have not been completed. But now the male lead is only tentatively played by you, and it is not the final filming." As a result, you have to do one thing in these two months, otherwise I will have to change people."

Xiao Jiao asked: "Director Yu, what's the matter? I will try my best to do it."

Yu Hean said with an old look on his face, "Lose weight."

The corners of Yuan Shaojun's eyes twitched: "Why do you want to lose weight? Our little banana is not fat!"

Not only is he not fat, he is also too thin!Resting at home for a week last month, he managed to raise two catties of meat. Once he returned to Shaxi Town for filming, he lost it within two days, which made him regret it for a long time!

Yu Hean eloquently said: "The fat I'm talking about is not the kind of visual fat with big ears and thick flesh, but fat in feeling, fat in your bones, you know?"

I know a ghost!Yuan Shaojun is speechless, Director Yu, can you speak human language?

Yu He'an immediately explained with a look of disgust: "Look at him, his skin is smooth and fleshy, his face is too rosy, his expression is too moist, he looks like a young master from a rich family who doesn't know the sufferings of the world, he is too delicate, just like in "8102" Li Xiaowu, who is living in a difficult life, is so far away, how do you think he acted well?!"

When Xiao Jiao heard this, he immediately lowered his head in embarrassment.

Yuan Shaojun was just the opposite. Not only was he not ashamed, but he was a little proud. The baby he took care of with all his heart, of course had to be nourished and tender. If the yellow skin was widowed and thin and his face was pale, then there would be a problem.

So he said disapprovingly: "That can be solved by means of makeup."

"NO! Absolutely not!" Yu Hean vetoed, "Makeup is not a panacea! Makeup can only play a certain role in visual modification, but it can't change a person's eyes, temperament and mental outlook! As the saying goes , you put a dragon robe on a beggar and he doesn't look like a prince, do you know now?"

"Iknow, Iknow!" Yuan Shaojun was defeated, "Then how do we reduce this?"

"It's up to you to think about it yourself. I'm so busy that I don't have time." Yu Hean shrugged, "Little Banana, take the script home and read it carefully, lose weight, and I'll come back to check and accept it in two months."

Xiao Jiao responded obediently: "Okay, Director Yu, I will try my best."

Yu Hean waved his hand, "Okay, you can go now, bye."

Yuan Shaojun is really convinced, he is worthy of being an international director, and he is not an ordinary individual with personality.

He suddenly remembered that someone on Xiao Jiao's Weibo had told him to lose weight more than a month ago, that guy couldn't be a magician, could it be predicted? !

On the way back, Yuan Shaojun comforted Xiao Jiao who read the script carefully: "Baby, that Director Yu is clearly a troublemaker, so you can just listen to what he says, don't force yourself too hard."

"Oh..." Xiao Jiao stared at the script without blinking, and raised his head after a while, "Brother, what did you just say?"

"It's nothing, just keep watching." Yuan Shaojun rubbed his head dumbfoundingly, forget it, let it be like this, let your baby do whatever he likes, let nature take its course.

The next day, Xiao Jiao returned to Shaxi Town with the script to continue filming "Dan Xin Jue".

Now this TV series is basically not difficult for him. The only trouble is that in the middle of the plot, Chu Yunzhen and Tang Lier changed from the stage of secret love to open love, and became a couple. The correspondence between Xiao Jiao and Su Xinyue There will be a lot of intimate interactions, not only holding hands or hugging the waist, but also further intimate scenes such as kissing and touching.Since Xiao Jiao's debut for so long, this is the first time he has encountered a love scene between a man and a woman. Fortunately, these actions can be completed by borrowing seats, and it doesn't have to be a real fight, otherwise he will really be stumped.

Although he has done countless intimate things with Yuan Shaojun, when he has contact with other people beyond the normal distance, he will instinctively develop a psychology of resistance and rejection, which is manifested in chest tightness and nausea. This discomfort reaction will be stronger.

There was a kiss in the first scene where Chu Yunzhen revealed his feelings to Tang Lier. At that time, Xiao Jiao and Su Xinyue had a little distance between each other, with one hand gently holding each other's back, and their cheeks were only slightly touched. , but from the camera lens, it is a standard kissing action.Although this kiss is not warm and lingering, it just rightly expresses Chu Yunzhen's cherishing feelings for Tang Li'er and the youthful feeling of the young man's love at the beginning of love.

Wan Qing was quite satisfied with Xiao Jiao's sense of proportion and angle, and he shouted OK after only one time.

Xiao Jiao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and just about to let go of Su Xinyue's arm, the other party grabbed his sleeve, pouted her thickly painted lips, and quickly moved towards him.

Xiao Jiao was taken aback, his body reacted faster than his mind, he raised his hand to cover Su Xinyue's face, and swung her away with a palm.

Su Xinyue couldn't stand stably, and was pushed by him like a spinning top that had been whipped. She spun 720 degrees on the spot and almost flew out.

Everyone present: "..."