[Zhongyingmei] After all, I'm not a devil

The New York News reporter excitedly took the microphone and said: "I am at the scene now, and you can see the Macbeth restaurant not far behind me. Please don't think that there is something strange happening there, it's just two terrorists. Just got beat up by a Chinese girl, because she is so fast, even with the best camera we can't see her movements, I'm really, really excited now, oh my god, I love it Chinese Kongfu!"

Not only this reporter is crazy, but other reporters are also almost crazy.

If an uninformed viewer turns on the TV at this time, he will feel that the reporters of every TV station are out of their minds today.

But it's not just the reporters who are going crazy, the police are going crazy too.

All of them seemed to be frozen, holding a wooden barn in their hands, staring dumbfounded at the terrorist who said "help, help" not far away.

This, is this really saving or not saving?

Everyone in the BAU was in a mess in the wind, but fortunately Hochina got out of the shock immediately, "Hurry up and save people!"

Only then did everyone react and went forward to rescue the two hapless terrorists.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L L L I want Mummymies!" The two terrorists were beaten up by Ke Ke and wept everywhere.

One of the terrorists was beaten beyond recognition and lost all his teeth.

Coco withdrew her hands, slowly took out a tissue from her pocket and wiped the back of her hands, curled her lips, "I thought you were capable of being terrorists, at least you can resist beating, but I didn't expect it to be so easy."

She didn't even have the strength to chop the ribs, did she!

"Ka, Keke." Steve recovered from the shock, he could hardly believe what he saw just now.

He vaguely knew that Ke Ke was good at skills, but, he didn't expect that Ke Ke was already so good!Squeeze the barrel, my God, is this something that an ordinary person can do? !

Moreover, Steve glanced at the two terrorists who were so traumatized that they didn't dare to step away from the police. He could beat the terrorists to the point of suffering from PTSD.

"What's the matter?" Coco threw the tissue into the trash can, she touched her stomach, she just ate a little bit, and now she has digested after moving around, "Steve, when you came out just now, there was still something to eat inside ?"

"Yes, yes." Steve replied subconsciously.

Ke Ke turned around and was about to walk into the restaurant. Before she had time to open the door of the restaurant, she was surrounded by reporters who came back to their senses.

These days, it's not uncommon for the police to catch criminals, but a girl who looks helpless beats a criminal violently, which is a proper headline news.

Click click.

The flashes of the camera flashed one after another, shaking Keke so much that he couldn't help covering his eyes with his hands.

"Hi, miss, what country are you from?"

"Miss, may I ask what kind of kung fu you used to beat those criminals just now?"

"Miss, miss, you..."

The reporters surrounded Ke Ke like cats smelling fish. There were microphones in front of Ke Ke. She answered a few questions indifferently, which made the reporters even more excited.

The reporters scrambled forward, fearing that they would not be able to seize the opportunity.

"Miss, you said you use Chinese Kungfu, so what kind of Kungfu is it?" A reporter who was obviously a fan of Kungfu asked impatiently.

Xu Keke coughed guiltily, "It's not a famous skill, many people in our country know it. Sorry, I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first."

In China, the Immortal Cultivation Party who climbed over the wall and saw the live broadcast were silent.

No, we won't! ! ! !

After a certain blogger took a screenshot, he reluctantly added a comment—we are different, we are different...

The comments below are even more fun.

"I spent a year explaining to my classmates that not every Chinese knows kung fu, and now they all think I'm pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger! A dog's head" - A small teapot in Australia.

"Upstairs add 1, thanks to this young lady, my garbage tutor who always racially discriminates against me, just called me to apologize, the funny thing is, he also said that beating people is against the law, and the school has surveillance .Hehe, if I had the skill of my young lady, would this bitch still be alive to this day?"—Graduation, graduation, graduation!

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Ke Ke led Steve out of the siege, and ran for several kilometers before stopping.

She ran so fast that the reporters didn't even catch up with them.

"It should be ready." Ke Ke let go. They are now in a small alley, the ground is full of mud, and all kinds of garbage are piled up on both sides. Those reporters probably can't guess that they can come here.

Steve looked at the exit, "Okay, they can't catch up here."

"That's good." Ke Ke patted her chest and leaned against the wall.

Steve looked at Coco, hesitated to speak.

"Just say what you want to say." Coco took out a candy from his pocket, peeled it off and put it in his mouth, saying vaguely.

Steve was about to speak, but there was the sound of a car roaring and braking outside.

The elegant black car stopped at the entrance of the alley.

Getting out of the car was not only everyone from BAU whom Ke Ke had met once, but also a man in a black suit.

"Corson?" Steve frowned, looking at him in surprise.

Ke Sen shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and he said to Coco, "Hi, ma'am, we would like to invite you to come."

Ke Ke straightened up, she patted the dust on her back, put her hands in her pockets, wiped the card and bit the candy in her mouth, "Who are you?"

"An agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.." Cosen took out an ID from the shirt inside his suit, and waved it in front of Coco. He politely made a gesture of invitation, and then said: "Don't worry, we just want to ask You have some problems, it will not cause any bad harm to you."

Coco chewed his words, raised her eyebrows with interest, and then looked at Steve. She still remembered what Steve said in front of those terrorists just now, "Can I believe what he said?"

Steve hesitated, his hesitation clearly evident in his sky-blue eyes.

Ke Ke understood, she shrugged her shoulders, "Okay, I'll walk with you."

Steve hurriedly said, "I'll go with you too."