[Zhongyingmei] After all, I'm not a devil

For a moment, the barrage on the screen almost stopped as if the stop button was pressed.

After a while, Anmos saw countless bullet screens popping up on the live broadcast page of his mobile phone—the bullet screen that we Chinese are very good at playing football.

So neat and tidy as if it was agreed in advance, so neat that even the punctuation marks are exactly the same.

On the other side, Coco has finished playing tricks like the golden hook, she has jumped from the football channel to the golf channel, and the switching speed is so fast that people don't know what to say.

Anmos looked at the barrage, feeling inexplicably absurd.

Now that the lie has been told, it must be fulfilled.

Bai Anan's fingers quickly sent out bullet screens - "Don't think that we Chinese can't play football. In fact, we let you. Especially our national football team. Think about it. With our thousands of years of history, we can still play football. Can't play well?"

"Yes, yes, yes," the others agreed with blushing.

Anmos touched the back of his head, hesitantly said: "Then you must be very good at golf?"

He turned the camera to Coco.

On the screen, Ke Ke is holding a stick she got from someone she doesn’t know. She said it was a stick, but I’m a little sorry for the thing in her hand. The thing is about 2 meters long and half a meter wide. It’s clearly a pillar.

Even if you look at that pillar through the camera, you can estimate how heavy it is. To carry such a pillar, it takes at least 3 adults to carry it, one in front, one in back, and one in the middle. In Coco's hand, the pillar is as light as a piece of chalk.

Bai Anan: "..."

other people:"……"

No, we can't do it! ! ! !

This question is beyond the outline!A concubine can't do it! ! ! !

An Moss is a smart man, he quickly figured out why Bai An's fans did this, it was different from the jokers before, this time, they wanted to protect the little girl.

Anmos laughed, and considerately did not expose their flimsy lies.

It's too troublesome to continue like this.After flying an alien, Ke Ke supported the pillar and looked at the aliens coming out of the cave in an endless stream.Things have to be fixed at the root.

She kicked the strange fish under her feet, pointed in Steve's direction and said, "Go there."

The strange fish wagged its tail in the air aggrievedly, and swam past at a seemingly slow but fast speed like sailing in the sea.

"Steve." Ke Ke jumped off the strange fish, touched the ground with his toes, and landed lightly, "Is there any way to solve this matter quickly."

When Steve saw her appearance, he was surprised for a moment, then he immediately raised his head and pointed to the top floor of the Stark Building, "Take the gem away, and the door will be closed."

"Understood." Ke Ke wanted to settle the matter quickly and go back to have a big meal. She hadn't exercised for several days, and the amount of exercise today was already exceeded. Now she was so hungry that she felt that those aliens were pretty attractive.

"But you have to be careful about that man with the goat's horn helmet on his head," Steve said, "the scepter in his hand can control people's hearts."

"I see." Coco stomped her feet on the ground, and she rushed out like a rocket. Her speed was so fast that Steve couldn't even realize it, and she was no longer visible.

Ke Ke grabbed the railing, and with a strong palm, her body turned in a circle in the air, and landed firmly on the railing.

She ignored a pair of men fighting together, staring at the gem surrounded by blue light, this is the crap that caused so many things?

A blue light suddenly hit her.

With a flash of her figure, she avoided the attack calmly, and then walked towards the gem step by step.

The continuous attacks behind her disappeared silently under her light-weight steps.

Ke Ke knocked out the doctor who wanted to stop her with a knife, stretched out her white right hand and slowly inserted into the blue light.

With Loki and Sol watching, she squeezed her hand hard and rubbed——.

The gem shattered into powder and fell from her palm.

As if she had done something trivial, she easily pulled her hand back, patted her palms, and it was done.

The door also disappeared in an instant.

Loki was so shocked by what he saw with his own eyes that he even lost his mind.

Treasures and gems are gone!

Sol wasn't much better off either.

The two brothers stopped fighting, and stared dumbfoundedly at Ke Ke, who carefully packed the powder in an eco-friendly bag, turned his wrists, and threw the eco-friendly bag into the trash bin downstairs. .

When Tony Stark arrived, he saw a strange situation.

The two brothers Loki and Saul were fighting to the death just now, but now they are not fighting. The two brothers looked at Coco directly, as if seeing an alien.

"What happened to them?" Tony asked, flicking off his helmet and bumping Coco's shoulder.

"How do I know, maybe it's because I'm hungry and don't want to fight." Keke can save others by himself, and thinks this reason is perfect.

Tony had nothing to say about the reason, and he looked at the place where the gemstone was, "Where did the gemstone go?"

"Did you say that square blue thing?" Coco pointed to the trash can downstairs in Stark Tower, "I crushed it and threw it there."

crumb!

Tony almost dislocated his jaw. He covered his mouth and coughed a few times, "You, are you serious?"

Ke Ke glanced at him speechlessly, "There's nothing to lie about, forget it, I'm going home for dinner, so I won't tell you."

After she said this, she jumped directly from the upstairs, and Tony didn't even have time to stop her.

Tony Stark looked back at the two brothers who were still stupefied. He now understood why the two of them looked like this. If he had witnessed this scene with his own eyes, it probably would have been the same.

Ke Ke thought that her Harley motorcycle would be lost when she went back, but she didn't expect that the car was still there when she went back.

The staff in the store looked at her with admiration and admiration, and tremblingly said: "This, this is a new product in our store. Send it to you."

"Then thank you." Coco's dinner was settled, and the whole person was in high spirits.

And the other side.

After Steve and others dealt with the remaining aliens, they also locked Rocky up.

Unexpectedly, the evil god Loki did not resist during this process.

Even so, S.H.I.E.L.D. did not dare to take it lightly. They all knew about this "great achievement" and knew that the disaster in New York today was planned by this evil god.

"He doesn't open his mouth, he won't say anything." Natalie Romano, the black widow, leaned on the table with one hand and said while looking at the monitor screen on the monitoring wall.

"Natalie, we have to dig out the material from Saul's mouth before he takes him away." Nick Fury said standing in front of the display screen with his arms crossed.

Natalie Romano glanced at Nick Fury. Her dark brown eyes were calm and calm after experiencing the world. She turned her gaze to Loki who was sitting on a chair and staring directly at the camera indifferently.

Even through the wall, those eyes seemed to pass through the limitation of time and space, seeing Natalie and Nick behind the camera.

"Perhaps, there is a way to make him speak." Natalie said suddenly.

Nick Fury glanced at her and motioned for her to continue.

"That woman." Natalie pointed her fingers in the air, and a recent photo of Coco surfaced. In the photo, she stretched out her hand to hold the gemstone expressionlessly. In the distance, the change of Loki's expression was also clearly seen. photographed.

"She may be the key to prying Loki's mouth open."

Coco sneezed, she rubbed her nose, who was talking about her.

The next day.

Eight o'clock in the morning.

Coco was in her sleep when she received a call from Steve.

Steve didn't know what to say on the other end of the phone, and while he was half asleep, Ke Ke vaguely agreed.

She hung up the phone, went back to sleep, and didn't get up until after 2 o'clock in the afternoon. After thinking about it, she dug out such a thing from her mind, changed her clothes, and went.

Still in S.H.I.E.L.D.

Ke Ke arrived not too early or too late. She was dressed in casual attire, and she looked very out of place among a group of detectives in neat suits, but her aura made people feel that no matter how she dressed, there was nothing wrong with her.

Although those agents have received rigorous training, they have also experienced many shocking things.

But at this time, they were all like ordinary people, secretly looking at her with their eyes.

This is the legendary person who crushed the gem with one hand!

What kind of concept is that? It is at the level of a humanoid self-propelled nuclear bomb!

Under such eyes, Ke Ke seemed to feel nothing.

She followed a young female detective into the elevator, and yawned lazily. The weather was getting colder, and she didn't have enough sleep time.

Agent Hill stood by, trying not to look at her.

Ding--

The elevator opened.

"This way, please." Agent Hill signaled her to go to the right.

In Nick Fury's office at this time, not only Steve, Tony, but also Dr. Banner, who never liked to join in the fun, also came.

These people chatted, seemingly indifferent, but in fact they were gossiping, wondering what kind of person could crush gems with bare hands.

Especially Dr. Banner, he knows how terrible the strength is needed to crush the gem, even ten enraged hulks may not be able to crush the gem.

This strength is no longer something that humans can do.

Just because he was full of curiosity, when he saw a fair and thin girl walking in, the shock in his heart was even greater.

He pulled Tony Stark next to him, and asked in a low voice in disbelief: "Are you sure it's her?"

"Didn't you already watch the video?" Tony asked back.

Although he was also shocked in his heart, he didn't show it at all. How could the dignified Tony Stark be shocked by such a trivial matter!

"I have seen it." Dr. Banner raised his glasses, "But watching it from the video is different from seeing it with your own eyes."

Tony thought, if you heard the girl say that she crushed the gem lightly, you would have to be scared and turn into a green giant!

"Hello, we meet again." Nick Fury stretched out his right hand and shook Coco vigorously.

While shaking hands, Coco thought of what Hannibal said in his mind - when shaking hands, if one party is too forceful, either he is guilty or conceited.

I don't know, is this director guilty or conceited?Or maybe both.

"Hello." Coco said, "Steve told me about your affairs on the other end of the phone in the morning. I can't guarantee that I can find out the information you want to know. I can only agree to see him."

Coco herself was also a little curious. After she learned that Loki and Thor were gods on the other end of the phone, she decided to come and have a look.

As the only glutton in the world, Ke Ke has never seen other fierce or divine beasts, let alone gods.

However, now it seems that it is no different from human beings.

Coco sat across from Loki, holding his chest thoughtfully and thinking.

Since coming out of the office just now, Rocky and Coco have been looking at each other, and no one has said a word from the beginning to the end.

After a long time, Loki said slowly, "I want to ask you a few questions."

"Coincidentally, I also want to ask you a few questions." Ke Ke said.

"Swap." Loki crossed the even numbers and put them on the table.

"can."

"First question, what on earth are you?" Loki didn't believe that an ordinary human could crush a gem. This is an infinite gem!Not the cheap crystal balls on ebuy that are stacked for three dollars!

"That's such a coincidence, I want to ask you this question too." Ke Ke raised the corners of her lips and said in a pissed way, "They all say that you are gods, but I don't think you are."

Loki squinted his eyes, and dark waves surged under his eyes. He didn't think they were gods, which meant that this woman knew something about gods to say such words. He raised his eyelids and calmly threw away Enter a sentence: "We are not, don't you?"

It's ridiculous, she looked at Loki as if she was looking at a child with a bad temper, her eyes were gentle and calm, without any waves, "If you follow your standards, I am."

In front of the screen, everyone was silent.

Nick Fury's fingers leaning against the table turned white. Although they had speculated about her identity earlier, and the people sent by Huaguo also hinted at some of it in their words, nothing was as good as her acknowledgment. Shocking.

"Are you a god?" She admitted so directly, and Loki became suspicious instead.

"What do you think?" Ke Ke knocked on the table, "What is your so-called god? Longevity? Divine power? Or what?"

Loki frowned, he vaguely felt that his rhythm was disrupted, but he did not stop this change of situation. In the final analysis, his purpose was just to know who she was?How many people like her are there?

Ke Ke stood up from the chair, paced around the room, and said lazily: "If according to your standards, you are considered a god if you live thousands of years, then you take the god too lightly. In my opinion Come on, the so-called gods, when they are high above the sky, with a wave of their hands, the sky collapses and the earth shatters, and with a wave of their hands, the sea is cleared, and the stars are turned, and the vicissitudes of time are just a wisp of smoke to them. Only in this way, they are gods."

She spoke slowly, bringing everyone into a graceful picture.

It was an ink painting painted with light ink, and a person came slowly. She has experienced the domineering Qin and Han Dynasties, the romance of Tang and Song Dynasties, and the pain of Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties. She has known many people. The king who was born by luck in the world, there are romantic and talented scholars, and there are treacherous and vicious villains who do all kinds of evil. The world changes, but she changes in the blink of an eye.

In the vicissitudes of life, the world is changing, but she is the only one who will never change.

"That's impossible." Loki said hoarsely.

"Nothing is impossible, just like we never knew you existed before you came, but that doesn't mean you don't exist." Coco sat down with a smile.

"If this is true, why don't you become the masters of the atrium?" Loki asked.

Hearing this sentence, Keke couldn't help laughing, she laughed wantonly, until she had laughed enough, she said in a helpless tone: "Why do we have to become the masters of the atrium?"

"..." Loki was left speechless by the counter question, and he felt that he had just asked a stupid question.

"Believe me, we are not interested in this matter at all." Coco knocked on the table, "Compared with this matter, most of us prefer to find a place and sleep well."

Loki didn't understand, he had some doubts that she was lying, but he couldn't figure out why she was lying.

Moreover, in the final analysis, her strength proved that what she said might indeed be true.

Loki was stunned for a moment.

"Okay, I've finished asking the questions I wanted to ask." Coco folded her palms together, got up from the chair and walked out.

In the office, everyone in front of the screen fell silent.

They intended to join in the fun, but they didn't expect to hear this big secret.

Does God Exist?

This is an eternal question, and countless theologians, scientists, and philosophers are discussing such a question.

But until now, this issue is still like Schrödinger's cat. Whether it exists or not, no one can say for sure. Everyone holds their own words, and the dispute is evenly divided.

Today, however, this question finally has an answer.

Tony Stark shrugged his shoulders, intending to defuse the awkward atmosphere, and jokingly said: "Don't be so serious, at least we have solved a problem for those theologians now."

Dr. Banner frowned. He was a scientist who believed in science, so he was hit harder than others.

Coco came and left again, dropping a "nuclear bomb" that shocked everyone to the point of shattering the world view, and waving his sleeves did not take away a single cloud.

She called Xu Feng.

On the other end of the phone, Xu Feng was so busy, "Boss, what are your orders?"

"No big deal," Ke Ke straddled the Harley motorcycle and put on the motorcycle hat.

When Xu Feng heard this, an ominous premonition struck him. The boss didn't say that there was nothing serious, but he stabbed the sky in the end.

"Boss, it's not a big deal this time, is it a big deal?" Xu Feng asked cautiously and tentatively.

He quickly pulled up a chair and sat down, fearing that he would not be able to bear the excitement after hearing what happened later.

"I really didn't do anything serious this time," Ke Ke said seriously, "I just went to S.H.I.E.L.D. to meet that evil god Loki and chat with him."

Xu Feng breathed a sigh of relief, but chatting, when did the boss have such a good heart and chat with the evil god, "Wait, boss, you didn't scare him, did you?"

How can I pay for frightening the evil god?

"No, I'm not that kind of person." Ke Ke said: "Besides, although I study criminal psychology, I don't have the idea of ​​committing a crime."

Xu Feng was silent on the other end of the phone, "..."

I complained in my heart: You don't have the idea of ​​committing a crime, if you do, can this earth still exist?

"Don't worry, I just chatted with him about some insignificant things, but he doesn't seem to be able to bear it well, and his expression is a bit ugly." Ke Ke tilted his head and said while wearing gloves.

It can make the evil god feel bad, so can it be a trivial matter?Xu Feng slumped on the chair, feeling that his trivial matters might not be on the same level as the boss's.

"Boss, can you tell me what 'little thing' you are talking about?" Xu Feng had already given up on himself. He was so stupid to believe that what the boss said was nothing serious.

"It's just fooling him, it's really not a big deal." Keke thought about it, and it really wasn't a big deal.

"I just told them that there are gods in this world. They probably don't really believe it, do they?"

Xu Feng was silent, no, they would really believe it, thinking back when he first met this big guy, he almost asked someone to make a statue of the big guy to worship at home, and sooner or later he would burn incense to serve him.

"Look, I said it's not a big deal." Ke Ke said, she is so old, can it be possible that she still can't tell what is a big deal and what is a small thing?Today's young people are really careless.

"..., yes, yes, you are right." Xu Feng wiped his face, feeling the taunt from the boss.

Could it be that he is too timid?

"Then I'll hang up first, and you can contact me if you have anything to do." Coco said.

Xu Feng looked at the hung up mobile phone and prayed silently in his heart that this boss should not do too much this time, his heart can't bear it.

Just as he thought so, the phone rang.

"Hey, leader, what? Laomei wants to renegotiate, are they going to go back on their word?" Xu Feng raised his voice.

"Yeah, I'm wondering too. It's a good thing. What did you say that your attitude towards us is not correct enough? We need to talk about it again and ask us to forgive you." This was the first time the leader of the Zhanhu Bureau encountered such a request.

Xu Feng remembered what Big Brother Keke said just now—it's not a big deal.

He seriously felt the gap between himself and the big brother—it was not a big deal that the big guy said, so Lao Mei apologized for the first time, so what if it was a big deal?

Xu Feng felt that his ability restricted his imagination.

A boss is always a boss.