Asshole, don't keep knocking on my closet door

People definitely don't want to give up IOUs, so Su Cai had no choice but to call Zhan Ze, Chu Xiang and the others for help. As expected, they were reliable in a dormitory. The three of them brought Su Cai and Qin Luohai, who was drunk and unconscious, together with them. .

It took a lot of effort to send Qin Luohai to the dormitory. After entering the dormitory door, Chu Xiang exclaimed: "Damn! Xiaocai, the room for you two is so cool, it's still a single room."

Su Cai frowned: "Get lost! Who is the couple?"

"Okay, Xiaocai, we all know about it." Zhang Ping said with a smile: "No, it should be that many people in the school know that you are dating Qin Xiaocao, which was personally certified by Qin Xiaocao. .”

Zhan Ze interjected, "Yes, Xiaocao Qin certified it personally, can there be a fake?"

Su Cai was so wronged that he almost skinned the beast lying on the bed alive. Damn, I was wronged!He certified me but not certified!Besides, I am straight! !

Su Cai ignored them, and helped Qin Luohai take off his shoes and coat, covered him with a quilt, and sat down on the bed exhausted.

Zhan Ze sat down with a smile, and put his arms around Su Cai's shoulders: "Oh, Xiao Cai, don't worry, we won't discriminate against you in any way, as long as you are bold enough to have a close relationship with him, I will bless you." Pat him on the shoulder: "Come on, don't care about anyone's eyes, treat them as a fart!"

Su Cai: "..." The corners of his mouth twitched, he really convinced them, he gritted his teeth: "I think you are a fart! Hurry up and go back to the dormitory!"

He stood up and pushed them out.

"Hey, Xiaocai, you just need to remember that the three of us will always support you at any time." Chu Xiang, who was pushed out of the door, said with a serious face.

Su Cai frowned: "I said, don't be joking, I'm getting bored to death." Then he said: "You guys will pay back the barbecue money some other day... Oh, by the way, you can eat the packaged ones." The packed barbecue was given to the three of them.

After the three of them left and closed the door, Su Cai exhaled, glanced at the heavy sleeper on the bed, and frowned.

You beast, I was supposed to kill you, but I spent so much money on myself!

Sighing, she went to the bed and covered Qin Luohai with the quilt that had been kicked off again. After looking at it, she didn't take off his socks. After thinking about it, she kindly helped him take off the socks.

He poured another glass of water and put it on the bedside, looked at it, um, nothing happened, went back to the dormitory to sleep, and closed the window before leaving, in case the beast would catch a cold.

When I returned to my dormitory, I was dragged and questioned by three people in the dormitory before I started washing.

Zhan Ze asked, "Why are you back?"

"Yes, shouldn't you take care of him there." Chu Xiang echoed.

Su Cai frowned: "Take care of what? He didn't vomit... Besides, I'm not his, why should I take care of him?"

"Look at you, you're arrogant again." Zhan Ze said.

Su Cai was speechless: "...Who is arrogant?"

Zhan Ze smiled: "Okay, don't be so stubborn."

Su Cai was in a hurry: "...Who is being stubborn?"

"Are you playing a question-and-answer game with us?" Zhang Ping said with a smile, "Don't be embarrassed, there are a lot of homosexuals these days."

Su Cai: "..." Depressedly forced out a smile, gritted her teeth and said, "I'm not gay! No!" With a snort, she went to the bathroom to wash up.

The other three looked at each other in blank dismay, look, this little Aojiao is still in good spirits.

After washing up, Su Cai was about to go to bed, Zhan Ze spoke again, and he asked, "Xiao Cai, are you really not going to take care of him?"

Su Cai said blankly, "No."

"I don't think it's right." Chu Xiang said, "He's so drunk, if he vomits in the middle of the night, or wants to drink water, how can he do it if no one is around to take care of him?"

Su Cai blinked her eyes, as if what she said made sense.

Zhang Ping, who was already lying on the bed, said: "Yes, Xiaocai, I think you should take care of it. If something really happened, don't regret it..."

Su Cai: "..." She frowned and said nothing, thought for a long time, finally sighed, and said weakly: "I'm so annoying... It's like I owe him in my previous life!" As he said, he opened the door to go to Qin Luohai's dormitory.

"Hey, Xiaocai, bring your toiletries, and wash there directly tomorrow morning." Zhan Ze kindly reminded her.

That's right, Su Cai went to the bathroom to get the toiletries, then paid their respects to them three times, and went to Qin Luohai's dormitory, but he came back in only 3 minutes.

"Why are you back?" Zhan Ze wondered.

"I don't have the key to his dormitory, so I can't open the door by shouting."

In fact, he didn't call the door at all, he stood at the door for a while, he didn't have a key, so he didn't need to take care of him, and then he came back with a smile.

Just when I was about to go to bed, my phone rang, and when the familiar string of numbers was connected, Qin Luohai roared: "Thirsty! Drink water!"

Then there is no more...

Su Cai frowned, didn't I pour you a cup by the bedside?

Just as I was thinking about it, I heard the other side say: "You are limited to 1 minute, or I will cook your vegetable!"

Su Cai: "..."

He went to his dormitory angrily, stood at the door and shouted, "Hey, how can I get in without a key?"

When the voice fell, the door opened, and Qin Luohai stood at the door with a dark face.

"Damn! Are you sober?" Su Cai said in a daze.

Qin Luohai didn't say anything, just pulled Su Cai into the room, closed the door and looked at him with a dark face.

Su Cai was startled by that look and expression, and asked timidly, "What's wrong?"

...One minute passed, and the person in front of me said: "I'm thirsty, I'm very thirsty~"

Depend on!

The corners of Su Cai's mouth twitched, the center of his eyebrows twitched, and goosebumps erupted instantly. Why is he... acting like a baby? !

Uh……

After three seconds of being in a daze, Su Cai went to pour water, Qin Luohai lay back on the bed, and he lay there bluffing: "It needs to be hot~~"

Obviously acting like a baby again, Su Cai almost spilled the water.

School grass?God?Leng Jun?Otherworldly?

What about these adjectives? !

After handing the water to Qin Luohai, Su Cai reminded: "It's a bit hot, drink it slowly."

As he said that, he also went to pour a glass of water. The skewers were so thirsty, but just after taking a sip, Qin Luohai over there was burning. He started crying like a child, and said, "It's hot... Mom hot……"

When Su Cai, who was drinking water, heard this sentence, he spewed out the water with a puff... He even choked so hard that he couldn't catch his breath and coughed non-stop.

Cough cough cough cough cough...

After a while, he regained his senses, glanced at Qin Luohai who was sitting on the bed with his head shrugged, walked over with a complicated mood, changed him to a glass of warm water, and looked at Qin Luohai drinking it with a smile on his face like a child. water.Su Cai is ashamed, I'll go, I didn't expect a drunk beast to be so childish...it seems a little cute...Calibrated his emotions, cleared his throat: "Drinking?"

Qin Luohai nodded obediently.

"Go to sleep then."

Qin Luohai nodded obediently again, then obediently gave the water glass to Su Cai, lay down and turned over and curled up there to sleep.

Su Cai sighed, put the cup on the head of the bed, covered him with a quilt, and looked at where he was going to sleep. Thinking about it, he could only share a bed with this beast.

Fortunately, he was very good when he was drunk, otherwise he wouldn't dare to sleep in the same bed with a homosexual.

Su Cai took off her clothes and thought, I spent 600 yuan on dinner today, and I still have to take care of this guy, double-strike, my heart hurts!

You're thinking too fast.

Oh, by the way, the basketball room hasn't been cleaned yet, so don't be deducted points by the inspectors.

Triple combo, chest pain!

Maybe it was because he was tired. Not long after, Su Cai fell asleep for an unknown amount of time. He vaguely felt someone touching his... head.

It was obviously the master next to him, who turned on the lamp by the bed, shit, Su Cai's chrysanthemum tightened in fright.

He saw Qin Luohai sitting there with a razor in one hand and stroking Su Cai's head with the other.

Su Cai's face turned green with fright: "I said what are you going to do?"

"Why does basketball grow hair?" Qin Luohai said, "I have to shave it off, you know he is a clean person."

Su Cai: "..." Bounced away: "There is something wrong with you! This is not a basketball, this is my head."

"The head of the basketball?"

"my head."

"your head?"

"Correct."

"who are you?"

"I'm basketball."

"..."

Bah, bah, bah, Su Cai was confused by him: "I'm Su Cai."

"It's not okay to grow hair on vegetables." Qin Luohai's expression was serious.

Su Cai: "..." His face turned greener.

In terms of size, Su Cai loses!

In terms of strength, Su Cai loses!

In terms of speed, Su Cai loses!

In terms of combat effectiveness, Su Cai lost even more!

So one second he jumped off the bed and escaped, the next second he was caught by Qin Luohai, dragged him into his arms, and finally he was hugged by a princess and thrown onto the bed, where he was pressed on the bed by the drunk Qin Luohai, His hair was shaved off a little bit.

Su Cai's eyes widened, and the corners of his mouth twitched in fright. He looked at the hair that had fallen on the bed, and then it was as if he had been kicked out by a wolf.

Howled in the silent night.

"Fuck you uncle! Beast! You are paralyzed! Let go of me!"

He even yelled hysterically, "You fucking hurt me!"

"You die from me!"

"Stop pressing me down!"

"Beast...!!!"

"Help...!!!"

"No……!!!"

"Oh my God……!!!"

"Okay, I won't struggle, just be gentle..."

"Hey, lighten up on that thing, it's going to bleed..."

"Calm down, wake up..."

"Damn it! Come on, I'll just lie on my stomach..."

"Well, let's take it easy, both of us..."

"Calm down, calm down, calm down, we both have to calm down..."

The dormitory next door: "..."

The dormitory next door: "..."

Next door next door next door dormitory: "..."