Asshole, don't keep knocking on my closet door

In dormitory 321 of the school, Su Cai and Qin Luohai had just returned to the dormitory. They were packing up together. Qin Luohai suddenly asked: "By the way, it's been so long, I almost forgot, did you bring me a New Year's gift?"

Su Cai: "..." She was stunned for a while, and then asked, "Did you bring me a New Year's gift?"

Su Cai expected that he didn't prepare a gift for herself, because after so many days, if she had prepared it for herself, she didn't expect Qin Luohai to actually take out something from his pocket, which was a card.

Su Cai: "..." Dumbfounded: "What is this?"

"This is a membership card for custom-made shoes. It's a friend of my dad's. Their family makes shoes." Qin Luohai said: "At present, there are no good custom-made sports shoes in China. Their family specializes in making shoes. You In the future, you can take this and find them to make your favorite shoes. The price will be very low for you.”

Su Cai took the card: "Apart from sneakers, can other shoes be made?"

"can."

Su Cai really didn't expect that this beast actually prepared a gift for herself, and it was so unexpected...

Coughing, looking at him, he said embarrassedly: "Where is their shoe factory? I can't go to their house just because I wear a shoe, right?"

"With me, this is not in your consideration."

Su Cai: "..." Silently: "Okay, I see, thank you, you are so considerate."

Qin Luohai looked at him and stretched out his hand: "Where's yours?"

Su Cai: "..." After thinking for a while, "Isn't it because the New Year hasn't passed yet? I haven't prepared yet."

Qin Luohai: "..." He frowned unhappily and said, "I know you don't have this heart."

Su Cai comforted: "Yes, yes, didn't I give myself to you? This is a unique gift in the world."

What he said was disgusting, but Qin Luohai was happy to hear it, nodded and said: "This flattery is good."

Su Cai frowned: "How can this be called flattery? This is called the truth, the truth."

Qin Luohai didn't say a word. Looking at him, he suddenly felt that falling in love with someone was probably the same way. Everything he said was right...

When Du Zhuan and Xia Ying came to deliver their luggage, Su Cai saw Du Zhuan's flushed face, and he could stuff an egg in his mouth: "What's wrong with you, little stone? Are you uncomfortable?"

Du Zuan hasn't recovered yet, because an old man got off the bus on the way, and there happened to be an empty seat. Xia Ying hurriedly let him sit, but he wanted Xia Ying to sit, and the bus was full of students. During the tugging and pushing, someone said, "You two can sit together, and the little one sits on the big one's lap, so as to make room for us, it's almost crowded to death."

Hearing what people said, Xia Ying sat down resolutely, and dragged Du Zhuan who was in a daze to sit on her lap, wrapped his arms around him, and slept on his back.

Du Zhuan's face has been blushing since that moment, and he couldn't get down no matter what.

Being concerned by Su Cai, he shook his head: "I'm fine, just hot, hot."

Su Cai took a look at the bag in his hand and quickly took it: "It's been hard work, it's just right, the four of us will have dinner together tonight."

Qin Luohai leaned over and asked, "Can you go out at night?"

"Why not?" Su Cai looked blank.

"It was so intense last night, I'm afraid you can't stand it."

Su Cai: "..."

Xia Ying raised her eyebrows slightly after hearing this, then smiled and remained silent.

On the contrary, it was Du Zhuan who asked stupidly, "What did you do with the senior?"

Su Cai paused, and hurriedly said, "I didn't do anything. We have to clean up. Aren't you going back to the dormitory to clean up?"

Du Zhuan nodded: "Well, help Senior Xia clean up before going back to the dormitory."

"You really live Lei Feng." Su Cai patted him on the shoulder.

Xia Ying said: "Then let's go back to the dormitory."

After he and Du Zuan left, Su Cai sat on the bed and said, "Why do you say everything in front of other people?"

Qin Luohai threw away the broom in his hand: "Why are you ashamed? They're all men. Who doesn't know how many times they hit." Sitting on the bed, he said, "As a man, you don't know yet. When you see that broom, you miss yourself. It would be nice if jb could be as thick and long as a broomstick."

Su Cai: "..." Pretending not to hear, she lay down on the bed, ready to rest.

"Tired?" Qin Luohai asked.

"I'm tired and sleepy." Su Cai said sternly, "My waist is also sore."

Qin Luohai patted Su Cai's butt: "Do you want me to rub it for you?"

"No, just get off me."

Su Cai fell asleep, and Qin Luohai was not idle. He cleaned the dormitory, cleaned up the washing machine in the dormitory that hadn't been used for a long time, and unpacked their luggage.

Su Cai didn't wake up until 18:36 in the evening. After a brief wash, the four people he made an appointment to have dinner together for the Lantern Festival. He and Qin Luohai got everything ready and went to call Xia Ying and Du Zhuan.

"Where's the little stone?" Su Cai asked.

Xia Ying pointed to her bed, Su Cai looked at the bed and lowered her voice: "He sleeps with you?"

Xia Ying nodded.

Su Cai wondered: "Is there no way for him to live in the dormitory?"

"Help me tidy up the dormitory, then tidy up my own, and then come back to help me wash my clothes. When I'm tired, I let him sleep here."

Su Cai greatly despised Xia Ying: "You will blackmail Xiao Shitou."

Qin Luohai glanced at the bed, then stretched out his hand to pat the bed: "Don't sleep."

"Hey, please keep your voice down."

"What's the matter? Are you still afraid of scaring him?" Qin Luohai asked casually.

Unexpectedly, Xia Ying nodded in acquiescence.

Du Zuan who has woken up is as sweet as eating a jar of honey.

Get up quickly, wash up briefly, and the four of them went to town together.

Qin Luohai and Xia Ying took two idiots, Su Cai and Du Zuan, to a restaurant on the corner of the town, booked a private room, sat down, and Su Cai said, "It seems that you two come here a lot. ah."

"The boiled fish here is delicious." Xia Ying gave a thumbs up.

When it comes to boiled fish, both Su Cai and Du Zuan showed faint enigmatic smiles.

Everyone ordered what they wanted to eat, and when the dishes came out, they were all swept away.

The meal lasted until after nine o'clock in the evening, Qin Luohai paid the bill, and the four of them left the business center together.

On the way back, Du Zuan said, "Senior Qin, calculate how much money you will share equally, and I will give you my share."

Xia Ying said with a sleepy look again: "What money should you give him? On a day like this, he deserves a treat."

"..." Du Zuan was silent for a moment, then frowned and said, "Is this... not good?"

Qin Luohai looked calm: "If you want to give it, then use that money to buy food for your idol Xia Ying."

Du Zuan was stunned for a moment, then nodded and smiled.

Xia Ying yawned and scratched her head: "It seems that our school grass understands me."

Qin Luohai cut expressionlessly.

Xia Ying turned to Du Zuan and said: "Then buy yourself food with the money. You are too short and too thin. Eat more and see if you can grow taller." After speaking, she looked at it meaningfully He glanced, shook his head and sighed.

Du Zuan: "..." Biting the small handkerchief and crying.

When we arrived downstairs in the dormitory, we went back to our respective houses. At the end of February in the south, the temperature was slightly higher than in the north, but it was still cold. After washing, Su Cai got into bed.After he warmed up the blanket, Qin Luohai got in, hugged him, and clinged to him.

Su Cai: "Where are you touching?" He said and knocked off his restless claws.

Qin Luohai still put his hand on Su Cai's thigh, and then slowly approached the harmless weapon.

"Hey, I caught it." Qin Luohai smiled.

Su Cai: "..." Frowning: "You said if I tell the students who have fantasies about you about your hooliganism, what will they think?"

Qin Luohai withdrew his hand: "You..." At this point, he hesitated to speak.

Su Cai turned to look at him: "What's wrong with me?"

"It's nothing." Qin Luohai heaved a long sigh.

Su Cai turned over and faced him: "If you're a man, don't talk halfway, hurry up."

Qin Luohai glanced at him: "When you loved me to death, you must have fantasized about treating me like that every day. Now that you are with me, why do you think you are so arrogant?"

Su Cai: "..." There was a moment of silence, a little entangled: "Ah, actually... I don't love you to death... I just..." Speaking of this, I said in my heart, we are all together, and I mentioned the mess before Why is there a misunderstanding? One more thing is worse than one less thing. He touched his nose and said with a smile: "I was too tired yesterday, and we will officially start class tomorrow. When there is no class, we will play hooligans again." After speaking, he kissed Qin Luohai, Lie down and turn around to sleep.

Qin Luohai licked his lips, raised his eyebrows slightly, and said, "You're getting better at fooling me." After speaking, he lay down and fell asleep.

Su Cai, who was not asleep, closed her eyes and grinned.

The next day was just to report, so Su Cai spent the whole day playing with Zhanze and the others, and when it was time for dinner, Qin Luohai said: "You are my boyfriend anyway, can you spend more time with me in the future? "

Su Cai paused after eating vegetables: "Didn't you practice basketball all day long?"

"Why don't you practice with me there?"

"Why am I accompanying you? I can't go to the game with you." Speaking of this, he asked: "By the way, did Teacher Shao tell you when you will go to the game?"

"Mid-March."

"Are you going to broadcast it live on TV?"

"It will be broadcast live on TV at the top sixteen."

"Damn! Doesn't it mean that you can't see your handsome and heroic appearance on the field?"

Hearing this, Qin Luohai paused his hands and raised his eyes to look at him: "Plaguing?"

Su Cai shook her head: "You're really good at playing basketball." She said in her heart that she's also good at playing basketball, and the others are simply mentally retarded.Because, Qin Luohai failed all his subjects, and all of them.

Hahahaha.

Su Cai felt that this person's brain cells were all used for basketball.

It's as if he didn't pass the exam.

After gloating for a while, Su Cai cleared his throat and asked, "Then do you think you can make it to the top [-]?"

"I'm not alone in playing basketball, I need a team." Qin Luohai glanced at him like a layman.

"Then do you think your team, no, it's your team, no, it's your group of well-developed single cells led by Mr. Shao, can you make it to the top [-]?"

"I think it's okay." Qin Luohai glanced at him: "My goal is to reach the final."

"Win the championship?" Su Cai's eyes widened.

"I want to take it, but..." Qin Luohai frowned slightly: "I'm afraid the chances of winning are not great." Smiled: "Mr. Shao said that he can enter the top [-], so he is satisfied."

Su Cai was silent for a moment: "Don't be so pessimistic, maybe you can make it to the semi-finals."

Qin Luohai: "..." What an idiot!Putting down the chopsticks, took out a tissue and wiped his mouth: "Do you know what the strength of the top four is? Do you watch basketball games?"

"I've seen it a little bit." Su Cai smiled awkwardly.

"Then what do you usually watch?"

"I don't like watching TV." Su Cai paused, and looked at Qin Luohai seriously: "Hey, Qin Luohai, if you, if you reach the semi-finals or the semi-finals, will you be a professional player?"

Qin Luohai remained silent for a while before saying, "I'm far behind in terms of occupation."

"What's the point of being humble? You play basketball so well." Speaking of this, Su Cai smiled and asked, "Hey, are all your brain cells used in basketball, that's why you missed all classes?" On the meaning of gloating.

Qin Luohai gave him a sharp look: "You clean the bowls and chopsticks today." After speaking, he stood up and said, "Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and the next two months will be yours to clean."

Su Cai: "..." The corners of his mouth twitched: "Damn, aren't you?"

"Hmm." Qin Luohai said lazily.

Su Cai was speechless: "Why are you so small-minded?"

Qin Luohai sat down on the bed: "Not as young as you."

Su Cai: "..."

Seeing his sullen little face, Qin Luohai smiled and said, "I'm going to play the game, of course you have to clean the bowls and chopsticks you use yourself, but if you find it troublesome, you can just eat outside."

Su Cai returned a smiling face: "Then you are responsible for cleaning the dishes tonight. I will have to clean them for a few days when you go to the competition, right?"

Qin Luohai: "..."

Sighing secretly, he stood up and went to wash the dishes.Su Cai was as happy as a dementia on the bed.

In the next two days, Qin Luohai had to review and prepare for the make-up exam. There were 15 people in the basketball team, and 11 of them took the make-up exam.It really made Shao Kun's white hair worry.

And Su Cai also failed a subject, and he also had to take the make-up exam, looked at the book and turned to look at Qin Luohai who was sitting there holding the book in a daze: "What are you thinking about?"

Qin Luohai threw the book on the bed, stood up and threw himself on the bed: "I can't read it."

Su Cai said, "Are you trying to fail the make-up exam? Are you planning to retake it?"

Qin Luohai looked at him with a dejected look on his face: "My mind is full of the game, and I can't watch it at all." Hooking his fingers: "Come here."

Su Cai put down the book and walked over: "What are you doing?"

Qin Luohai smiled, kissed Su Cai's lips, kissed for a while, and then let him go, Su Cai was speechless, sighed and suggested: "Why don't I watch it with you?"

"You don't read yours anymore?"

"I've almost seen it."

Qin Luohai slapped Su Cai's buttocks: "That's good."

An hour later, Su Cai had a defeated expression on his face: "I think it's better for you to see for yourself. I'll accompany you, and you have to die even more."

Qin Luohai, who was lying beside him, glanced at him: "Why are you going?"

"I'm going to play with Zhanze and the others."

Qin Luohai waved his hand: "Go."

But within 10 minutes of Su Cai's departure, Qin Luohai called her back. Su Cai asked in confusion, "Why did you call me back?"

"fine."

"Damn! You don't read well, are you really planning to rebuild?" Su Cai was speechless.

"You have to take the make-up exam too." Qin Luohai reminded him.

Su Cai smiled: "It was a complete accident this time, and I filled in the wrong answer sheet, so you don't have to worry about it for me at all."

Qin Luohai raised his eyebrows slightly, thought for a moment, and stroked his chin: "Then you say a few words to encourage me and make me motivated."

"Ah?" Su Cai pursed her lips slightly, and thought for a while, "In order not to re-repair, and to be able to compete with peace of mind, you should read the book carefully."

"Do you think it's useful to say such useless bullshit?"

Su Cai: "..." With a sudden ding, he had an idea in his mind, and said with a smile, "For your beloved Mr. Shao, who didn't get it, you have to read the book carefully, so that he won't be disappointed."

Hearing this, Qin Luohai's eyes couldn't help turning cold: "Are you looking for a beating?"

Su Cai smiled, and rushed over: "You asked me to say something to encourage you, I think, just mention that Teacher Shao can encourage you to study hard?"

"That's what you thought." Qin Luohai was lazily silent for a moment: "Why don't you hurt me a few words to stimulate me."

"What did you say?" Su Cai became interested.

Qin Luohai nodded: "I said so."

Su Cai laughed twice, cleared her throat, and began to provoke him: "Look at your well-developed limbs and simple-minded mentally handicapped, if you fail a course, are you ashamed? Are you ashamed as a school grass?" What's the use of you saying that you are so good at basketball? You can't even pass the most basic language and culture classes in our country, and you still play ass? There are so many girls in the school who like you, you should also give them some face, say Really, that is, I don’t despise you for being so stupid, and I’m willing to be with you without compromise. Tell me, if you graduate in the future, when you’re looking for a job, people will see your resume, fail the course, retake the course, how much? It's a shame... isn't it?"

Qin Luohai: "..."

——Do I deserve it?

I just wanted him to say something to stimulate me, but I didn't expect this person to hurt me so much?

Su Cai was speaking vigorously, turned her head and glanced at Qin Luohai, swallowed what she wanted to say in an instant, her heart throbbed with fright.

Because Qin Luohai's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Su Cai chuckled twice: "Then what...you asked me to say it."

Qin Luohai clenched his fists and rattled: "That's right, I asked you to tell me."

Su Cai saw him making fists, and said with a bitter face: "Hey, you asked me to stimulate you. Besides, stimulating people is such a difficult task, the scale is difficult to grasp. Stimulating can motivate people. It’s good to offend people, don’t you think?”

Seeing him like this, Qin Luohai burst into laughter: "Yes." After speaking, he hugged him in his arms and lowered his voice: "I want to fuck you."

Su Cai: "...what?"

I suspect that I heard it wrong, how did this get involved in that matter.

"I want to sublimate our relationship with you." Qin Luohai said that he wanted to pick Su Cai's clothes.

Su Cai "sworn to defend" herself, and asked dumbfounded, "You don't read anymore? You will have to take the make-up exam the day after tomorrow."

"The day after tomorrow is still early, let's finish this matter now."

Su Cai finally compromised, tossing and tossing for a long time, until she was exhausted before stopping, the two of them were silent for a long time.

"What are you thinking about?" Qin Luohai asked Su Cai.

"I'm sleepy."

"Then go to sleep."

"Go to bed, what time is it?"

Qin Luohai took the mobile phone by the bedside, and showed Su Cai the time at 16:25.

Su Cai yawned: "I won't sleep anymore, I'll sleep at night." Sitting up, he patted Qin Luohai: "It's still early for dinner, get up and read a book."

Qin Luohai narrowed his eyes and remained silent.

melancholy...

"Get up." Su Cai patted him again.

"Do you think that after doing this, you will still have the energy to study?"

This is true, Su Cai didn't say anything more, but the two of them lay there to rest for a while, and he said: "Take a rest, after dinner, you should be able to continue watching, right?"

Qin Luohai nodded, then smiled again: "Are you so worried that I will fail again?"

"of course."

Qin Luohai leaned over to kiss his lips, Su Cai said: "Otherwise, you can watch it for an hour, and then I will ask questions, how about deepening your memory like this?"

"If I get all the answers right, is there any reward?"

"Are you shameless?" Su Cai paused and asked, "Then what reward do you want?"

Qin Luohai smiled mischievously: "If you answer one question correctly, just give me a kiss. If you answer all the questions correctly, you will basically have to strip naked and let me do it again."

"Damn it! You're really shameless." Su Cai raised her hand.

"Why?" Qin Luohai asked puzzled.

"High-five the covenant." Because Su Cai expected that this guy would never be able to answer a few.

"it is good."

The two high-fived the covenant.

In the evening, after Qin Luohai read for an hour, Su Cai began to ask questions.

After all the questions were answered, Su Cai's face turned into Cai Se's.

Roaring in my heart: Impossible!How come you got all the answers right! !

Qin Luohai wanted to smile or not, and asked: "Will you bet and admit defeat?"

Su Cai: "..."

In the end, Qin Luohai did not "exploit" Su Cai anymore, but he said: "This account is for me. I must return all the bones and belts someday. Don't play tricks."

Su Cai: "..." Your sister!