Asshole, don't keep knocking on my closet door

Life has returned to calm, and the couple's childhood is also sweet and smooth.

One day at the end of October, when he was shopping in the supermarket, he met Bai Yiyue. Qin Luohai actually held Su Cai's hand in front of her, and even hugged and kissed Su Cai.

Not to mention that Bai Yiyue thinks Qin Luohai is a bit cheap, even Su Cai thinks that this person is really unmanly and ungentlemanlike.However, he just wanted to think about it, if he knew these words, what was waiting for him would be a broken chrysanthemum.

And Bai Yiyue was staring at the backs of the two of them going away, and said through gritted teeth: "Bitch is hypocritical!"

Su Cai sneezed, and Qin Luohai asked, "What's wrong?"

"I don't know." Su Cai rubbed her nose, "It's a bit cold today."

"Who told you not to wear more?"

"You wear less clothes than I do."

"Can you compare with me?" Qin Luohai glanced at him: "You are weak."

"You...!" Su Cai didn't want to quarrel with him, because every time he was killed in seconds, there was not even a scum left.But he still couldn't help but retorted: "You scumbag!"

"Where am I scumbag?"

"You don't even let me go."

"Don't let me go." Qin Luohai quickened his pace and walked towards the dormitory. Su Cai angrily kicked his back from behind, but almost fell down.

Qin Luohai turned his head: "What treasure are you playing?"

Su Cai frowned: "You are a scumbag!" After speaking, he opened the door of the dormitory angrily, and closed the door with a snap.

Qin Luohai shrugged, opened the door, entered the dormitory, looked at Su Cai and said with a smile, "What kind of anger are you doing?"

Su Cai's eyebrows twitched into a knot: "You won't let me."

Qin Luohai was speechless, and said to himself, it's really cute to just say that over and over again, walked to his side, put away his smile, and comforted: "Okay, it's my fault." Then he said: "Su Cai, you know , I find it very interesting to bicker with you every day."

Unexpectedly, Su Cai immediately frowned after hearing this: "Yeah, are you happy? What about me?" After a pause: "Cooperating with you, you are treating me as a joke every day."

"I didn't say that." Qin Luohai looked at Su Cai firmly, and said seriously: "I regard you as the source of my happiness."

"That's still a joke."

Qin Luohai: "Uh..."

Su Cai felt that he had failed too much in life, that he was used as a joke by his boyfriend. He stared at Qin Luohai in a daze, and sat down on the bed with his lips pouted in the next second. Qin Luohai quickly sat down.

"That was not what I meant."

Su Cai turned her head to look at him: "That's what you mean."

Qin Luohai: "..." Clumsy and clumsy, he really didn't know how to explain it, so he stretched out his arms and hugged him, coaxing: "I was wrong, okay?"

Su Cai's face softened, and he asked, "Then do you want to let me go?"

Qin Luohai nodded.

Su Cai asked again: "Then, from now on, I'm only allowed to bully you, you can't bully me."

Qin Luohai hesitated for a while.

Su Cai quit immediately: "Look, look, I won't even agree to this little request."

Qin Luohai nodded immediately: "Yes."

Su Cai was happy now, and said with a smile, "You're so cute." Clearing her throat, she lifted her foot, "Help me take off my shoes, and give me a squeeze on my feet, I'm so tired from walking."

Qin Luohai: "..."

For the next few days, Su Cai was completely immersed in the pleasure of bullying Qin Luohai.

He even regarded bullying Qin Luohai as the best goal in life, and even taught this goal to Du Zuan.Because Du Zuan was bullied by Xia Ying, he couldn't stand it anymore.

"Little Shitou, you have to stand up as a serf and sing." Su Cai said.

"What?" Du Zhuan, who was washing clothes, was stunned for a moment: "What do you mean?"

Su Cai raised her eyebrows: "Xia Ying exploits you like this, you have to let him experience the fate of bullying you."

Du Zuan was stunned and shook his head: "Senior didn't bully me."

The corners of Su Cai's mouth twitched, and he paused: "I wash and buy food for him every day, and I'm also responsible for cleaning the dormitory, drying the bed, etc. Isn't this called bullying?"

"I did it voluntarily." Du Zuan said, "Besides, I also live in the dormitory, so cleaning is the right thing to do."

Su Cai: "..."

Du Zuan looked up at Su Cai, smiled and said, "Thank you for your concern, Xiao Cai."

Su Cai waved her hand: "I just think that even if you do it voluntarily, you're too used to Xia Ying." He stroked his chin and said in a low voice, "Little Shitou, it's a bit humble for you to like it this way."

Du Zhuan: "..."

Su Cai said bluntly: "You can't get used to men, you know? Otherwise, you'll go to heaven!"

Du Zuan frowned: "Aren't we two men too?"

"Yeah, so, we know more about men, we can't get used to them."

Du Zuan thought for a while, and it seemed that this was the case. The hand washing the clothes stopped: "Then, how can I not get used to it?"

"Then you answer me first, are you and Xia Ying together?" Su Cai became gossipy.

Du Zuan shook his head: "I didn't confess."

"No confession?" Su Cai frowned: "Then why do they look like they are together?"

"Which eye do you see?"

"The way you two get along is almost the same as Qin Luohai and me. I thought you were together."

Du Zuan frowned: "It's different, Senior Xia and I didn't have sex."

Su Cai: "..." Coughed, "So, you have to change." Leaning closer to Du Zhuan's ear, "Try to lure Xia Ying to the bed."

Du Zhuan: "..." Looking at him in a daze: "Isn't that bad?"

"Why not?"

"First of all, I don't know whether Senior Xia is straight or curvy; secondly, I'm not sure how he feels about me." Du Zhuan lowered his head: "I'm afraid he doesn't like me."

Su Cai patted him on the shoulder: "First, the three gays around him will never be straight; second, he absolutely likes you."

After listening, Du Zuan's eyes lit up, and he raised his head to look at Su Cai: "Really?"

Su Cai nodded: "This is my experience."

Du Zhuan admired him: "Xiao Cai, you are so handsome."

Su Cai chuckled, "Please call me Su Geliang from now on."

Du Zhuan: "..."

One Sunday, after breakfast, Su Cai asked Qin Luohai: "Student Dahai, I have a question for you."

"Say."

"Based on your friendship with Xia Ying for so many years, do you think he is curvy or straight?"

"Bent."

"Screw! Really?" Su Cai jumped on Qin Luohai's chest excitedly, looking at Qin Luohai with bright eyes.

Qin Luohai frowned: "What are you excited about?"

"I'm happy for Xiao Shitou." Su Cai said, "Little Shitou really likes Xia Ying."

"Even an idiot can see that."

Su Cai hit him: "I thought you couldn't see it."

Qin Luohai pressed Su Cai's head once: "I'll give you these words intact."

Su Cai pursed her mouth and got up from his chest: "I'll go and tell Xiao Shitou the good news."

Just as he got up to leave, Qin Luohai pulled him back. Su Cai leaned back on his chest and asked, "What are you doing?"

"What are you doing?"

"You pulled me."

"I just pulled you back, why are you lying on my chest?" Qin Luohai patted Su Cai's waist restlessly with a nice smile.

Su Cai raised her eyebrows: "I'll go to Xiaoshitou first, can I come back?"

"No."

Su Cai: "..."

When Qin Luohai picked him up and pressed him under him, Su Cai muttered, "You're just a Teddy."

Qin Luohai laughed, did not speak, and began to get to the point with skillful movements.

After a while, Su Cai frowned and gasped slightly, "Can you take it easy?"

"Are you happy?" Qin Luohai asked with a smirk.

Su Cai lied: "It's cool."

Qin Luohai said: "It can be seen that you are overjoyed."

"Dirty." Su Cai gritted her teeth.

Qin Luohai leaned over to hold his lips, kissed him for a while, and said, "Next time you fuck me."

"Ah?" Su Cai's eyes lit up, full of surprise: "Really?"

"I asked experienced people, and they said that when the penis is swallowed by Xiaogong's erect penis, they can adjust the depth according to their own feelings, so as to reduce the pain, and at the same time..."

Su Cai's face was full of black lines: "...Stop! I don't want to hear any more."

Qin Luohai moved a few more times, stopped and said, "I'm thinking of you."

Su Cai curled her lips: "If you think about me, you should know how uncomfortable every enema is, and you should also know that you have to try the pain before the pleasure, and you should know..." Pursing your lips: "This way of making love You'll get anal cancer."

Because of this sentence, Qin Luohai almost ejaculated prematurely, and frowned: "We are both healthy, and you should know that anal sex does not directly cause cancer. It is an incorrect promiscuity behavior..."

"All right, all right, don't be taught, this posture is so funny, and I'm so tired." Su Cai interrupted him.

Qin Luohai stared at Su Cai with gloomy eyes, and then said after a while, "Today I have to make you pay for what you said just now!"

"you dare?"

Qin Luohai snorted: "Do you think I dare? Don't forget, I'm chasing you right now!"

Su Cai frowned: "Is what you're talking about human?"

Qin Luohai ignored him, and began to contradict Su Cai vigorously, causing Su Cai to groan again and again...

Nothing to describe here...

I don't know where Qin Luohai got the energy from, the two of them lingered until after 12 o'clock in the noon, until they were exhausted and unable to shoot, Qin Luohai let Su Cai and himself go.

Qin Luohai was in a state of "satisfied", and lay there in a good mood. Seeing him so proud, Su Cai gritted his teeth angrily, his chrysanthemum was burning hot, and it took him a long time to utter two words with difficulty: "Beast!"

Qin Luohai smiled, turned over, and kissed Su Cai: "Who called it so cool just now? Huh?"

"Get out!" Su Cai grabbed the pillow and threw him mercilessly: "If you're so careful, we're both dead." He lowered his voice embarrassedly and said, "You should also think about my ass. It’s definitely not going to work anymore.”

Qin Luohai smiled and caught the pillow, and put it under his head: "I chatted with you for half an hour, and the rest was just touching each other, you..."

"Brother, can you shut up?" Su Cai interrupted him, and leaned his head on Qin Luohai's chest dejectedly: "You really ruined my three views by what you said. If you keep doing this, I won't play with you anymore."

Qin Luohai rubbed his head, and said softly, "It's all thanks to your efforts."

Su Cai: "..." She looked puzzled.

Qin Luohai looked at him, and said in an evil tone: "I didn't meet you before, and I thought I was frigid; but since I met you, I feel like I've become a pervert, and seeing you have nothing else on my mind , I just wanted to fuck you."

Su Cai: "...!!!!!!"

Su Cai felt that when he met someone like Qin Luohai, he was really unlucky for eight lifetimes!After greeting all eighteen generations of the ancestors of the Qin family in my heart, I felt more at ease.

Suddenly remembered the matter of Xia Ying and Du Zhuan, and said: "Little Shitou likes Xia Ying so much, he dare not confess, I promise to help him get Xia Ying out."

Qin Luohai didn't respond.

Su Cai glanced at him, seeing that he was about to sleep with his eyes closed, and shook him: "Hey, did you hear what I said?"

Qin Luohai opened his eyes slightly: "Huh?"

"what are you thinking?"

Qin Luohai looked at him, and suddenly laughed: "Guess?" His tone was quite evil.

Su Cai curled her lips and shook her head: "I can't guess."

"I'm thinking about what our posture will be next week." Qin Luohai said shamelessly, "Guess how many tricks I've thought of?"

Su Cai: "..." She gave Qin Luohai a sharp look, and turned her head to ignore him.

Qin Luohai smiled, pinched Su Cai's face: "Smile."

"Are you out of your mind?" Su Cai turned to look at him: "I think about this kind of thing all day long."

Qin Luohai sat up and picked up Su Cai, hugged him into his arms to comfort him, Su Cai bit him, and said, "I'll tell Xiao Shitou that Xia Ying is crooked."

Qin Luohai held him back again: "I have to run there in person, can I say it on my phone?"

Su Cai slapped his head and said with a smile, "That's right." As he spoke, he pushed Qin Luohai away, and found his mobile phone to send Du Zuan a WeChat message.

When he saw the message, Du Zhuan almost jumped up from his chair, and happily held his mobile phone for a long time.

Xia Ying, who just woke up, looked at him for a long time, frowned, and asked, "What are you doing silly?"

Du Zhuan was taken aback for a moment, blinked his eyes, turned his head quite quickly, looked up at Xia Ying on the bed and asked, "Senior, I always have a problem. You are already in your third year, why don't you have a girlfriend?"

Xia Ying rubbed her chin, looked at him and asked, "Why are you asking this?" After a pause, she thought of Du Zhuan's happy look just now: "Could someone introduce you to a girlfriend?"

"Ah?" Du Zhuan immediately blushed, pursed his lips, and shook his head in embarrassment.

Xia Ying stared at this little guy with a sense of instant love.

He scratched his hair, got up and got out of bed quickly, walked to Du Zuan, and glanced at the mobile phone in his hand, Du Zuan subconsciously covered the screen with his small paws.

Xia Ying: "..."

Du Zhuan swallowed his saliva, and said casually: "I have something to go to find side dishes." After speaking, he ran out of the dormitory.

Xia Ying: "..."

When they arrived at Su Cai's, Qin Luohai lay on the bed and closed his eyes to rest his mind. Su Cai held Du Zhuan's hand and sat on the edge of the bed talking boastfully.

At the end, Su Cai encouraged Du Zuan: "Little Shitou, confess bravely."

Du Zhuan opened his mouth, then shook his head: "I dare not."

Su Cai was a little anxious: "He's bent."

Before Du Zuan could speak, Qin Luohai spoke: "He doesn't like such a weak person like Xiaobudian."

"What is a super weak shou?" Su Cai turned to look at him with a look of [I can't speak].

Qin Luohai said lightly: "You are a weak person, he is a super weak person, he probably passed out after he got on the bed."

Du Zhuan: "..." blushing.

Su Cai: "..." Rolling her eyes.

Qin Luohai yawned: "There is another biggest reason, Xia Ying won't like you." After a short pause, a mysterious smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Because he is a subject."

Du Zhuan: "..." Heartbroken.

Su Cai: "..." Really?

Qin Luohai looked at Du Zuan's green face, held back a smile and said, "Do you know why he looks like he can't wake up every day?"

Du Zuan and Su Cai shook their heads at the same time.

"Because he often sneaks out to have sex with that kind of muscular hunk, and is fucked by those hunk every day, do you think he can sleep well?" Qin Luohai continued to act badly: "Little boy, there is no good result for two sexes together, let alone Besides, Xia Ying is pure No. 0." She raised her eyebrows: "Can you promise to be No. 1?"

When Qin Luohai's words fell to the ground, Du Zhuan looked like he was about to cry, because he was also pure zero.

Su Cai was obviously taken aback, with a look of shit on his face.

Qin Luohai's heart was overwhelmed, he turned over, bit the quilt and held back a smile, as if he was having epilepsy.

The door was opened violently, and suddenly Xia Ying dramatically appeared in their line of sight. Both Su Cai and Du Zuan were taken aback. Before they had time to say anything, they saw Xia Ying striding away with her long legs. Going to the bed, he raised his foot and kicked Qin Luohai on the bed, which almost rolled him off the bed.

Du Zuan and Su Cai: "..."

"Qin Xialiu, are you fucking out of your mind?" Xia Ying roared, "You actually made up rumors about me!"

Qin Luohai clutched his butt that hurt from being kicked, got off the bed, stood up and approached Xia Ying, with a posture of fighting: "You fishy eye, dare you say that you have never been put on the bed by a muscular man?" Then She looked shy: "Brother, I'm so scared..."

Su Cai: "..." There is so much information...

Du Zuan: "..." I fell in love with a heavy taste...

Xia Ying's face turned green after hearing these words.

Satisfied, Qin Luohai put on the big underpants, and said to Su Cai: "Honey, see off the guests." Then he said to Du Zuan: "If you have anything to say, go to your dormitory and talk, the two of us are going to have dinner."

Xia Ying roared: "Fuck you, Qin Luohai! I can kill you!"

Seeing that the two were really going to fight, Su Cai and Du Zhuan rushed forward to fight together.

In the end Xia Ying was taken away by Du Zuan, and when the dormitory quieted down, Su Cai glanced at Qin Luohai, who was gloating, and thought about Xia Ying's embarrassment just now, couldn't help but blushed, and asked, "What you just said is true Or fake?"

Qin Luohai looked at Su Cai's stupid look, and smiled: "Of course it's fake."

Su Cai smiled speechlessly: "You...can you be more childish?"

Qin Luohai shrugged: "I just like to see him get embarrassed."

As soon as these words came out, Su Cai didn't know if his brain had twitched, and after thinking about the way the two of them get along "love and kill each other", he couldn't help asking with a half-smile, "What is the relationship between you and Xia Ying before? As soon as we meet, you look like an enemy?"

Qin Luohai frowned, thinking of Xia Ying in his mind, with an expression of disgust: "I have nothing to do with him, at best I'm a classmate." After speaking, he picked up the water glass and went to drink a glass of water.

Su Cai stared at him for a while, and suddenly realized, as if he had discovered a new world, he said in surprise, "Could you two be old lovers and old friends?"

"puff!"

Qin Luohai spit out all the water in one gulp, and was so choked that he coughed non-stop.

Su Cai: "..."

When the cough was almost over, Qin Luohai said with a dark face, "What's on your mind?"

Su Cai was serious: "Think about it, the two of you are obviously falling in love and killing each other, and I suspect that the muscular man is you..." After finishing speaking, his eyes narrowed, and he said with a smile: "I didn't expect that..." Then Pretending to be a sad expression: "I didn't expect your ex to actually live next door to us...God..."

Qin Luohai: "..."