Asshole, don't keep knocking on my closet door

Su Cai was stunned for a moment, completely unaware of what the other party was talking about just now, and stayed where she was thinking.

After a few minutes.

The other three people in the dormitory, standing behind Su Cai, stood in a row while staring at the back of his head.

At the same time, he was also thinking about the ambiguous words of Su Cai and Qin Xiaocao just now.

Zhan Ze took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and quickly tapped on the keypad of the mobile phone [Xiaocai kissed... Qin Xiaocao. 】Chu Xiang and Chen Ping heard the sound of the phone's WeChat at the same time, took out the phone together, and poked open the screen.

Chu Xiang: [Well, Xiao Cai took the initiative to kiss a man. 】

Zhang Ping: [Yes. 】

Zhan Ze: [Small dishes... crooked? 】

Chu Xiang: [curved. 】

Zhang Ping: [Straight is not very straight anymore. 】

Zhan Ze: [... Qin Xiaocao said don't forget to buy him breakfast tomorrow. ] Chu Xiang: [...it seems to be. 】

Zhang Ping: 【...Yes. 】

Zhan Ze: 【They... are together? 】

Chu Xiang: [...it should be. 】

Zhang Ping: 【...Yes. 】

The three of them raised their heads at the same time, staring at the back of Su Cai's head with serious expressions.

Depend on!

As a roommate, he didn't tell us!

Harmonious dormitory, four years of friendship, do you still want to build it? !

After everyone complained about it, Zhan Ze remembered that the clothes he had just washed hadn't dried yet, so he ran to the bathroom.

But Chu Xiang and Zhang Ping, who had nothing to do, were really no match for their huge curiosity. Chu Xiang asked, "Xiaocai, are you... bent?"

Su Cai: "..." Gritting her teeth, "Straight!"

"Isn't it?! You even took the initiative to kiss Qin Luohai, and you said you were straight?" Zhang Ping, who had always been calm, couldn't help being surprised.

"I kissed him because..." Su Cai was at a loss for words, how should he explain it.

"Is it because you two are together?" Chu Xiang answered.

Su Cai: "..." After a moment of silence, "Who is with him?"

Zhang Ping: "Or...do you like him?"

Su Cai: "...I don't like him."

Zhan Ze, who came out of the bathroom after washing his clothes, was about to go to the balcony to dry his clothes. He passed by Su Cai, gave him a sympathetic look, and patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, we won't discriminate against you because of your orientation." "It's just that I heard that Qin Luohai is difficult to deal with. If you like him, I'm afraid you will suffer a lot."

"...I don't like him." Su Cai emphasized again.

Zhan Ze gave him another look sympathetically, and went to dry the clothes.

Hey, what kind of look is that in your eyes!

Su Cai expressed displeasure: "I'm wronged! I'm straight! Straight! Look, it's even straighter than this clothes rail!"

Click!

The clothes rail in Zhanze's hand was bent.

Su Cai: "..."

other people:"……"

Zhan Ze said apologetically, "Um, er, this clothes drying pole was about to break, I didn't expect... Hehe, so what, the quality is really unreliable, why did it bend, we have to buy another one another day Oh, so what... I'm sorry..." He lowered his head and remained silent.

Su Cai wants to cry but has no tears!

Your sister's exhibition!

I bend your head!

I'm very reliable, okay? !

Standing behind Su Cai, Chu Xiang said silently: The clothes drying pole is bent well.

He stepped forward and patted the dejected Su Cai: "It's okay, we didn't discriminate against you, and we didn't say anything about you, just look at your poor bastard."

Zhang Ping also came over, and said in that big brother's tone: "Xiao Cai, I know, you may have endured pressure that we cannot bear, don't worry, no matter what other people think, I will definitely support you to the end."

"Me too." Chu Xiang said.

Zhan Ze, who finished drying his clothes, walked over and said, "Me too."

Su Cai bit her lip hard, took a deep breath, looked up at them and said, "First, I don't like beasts! Second, I'm straight! Then, why did I kiss him? Because &%￥#%& ￥%%...So, in order to save my life, I pursed my lips and kissed him, and ran away in those few seconds when he was in a daze, understand?"

Three people: "..."

Su Cai continued: "Look, my pair of shoes that I haven't replaced can prove it." After a pause, he continued: "As for why he asked me to buy breakfast, it's because..." I promised the beast, and I definitely couldn't say After revealing the truth, he thought for a while and said, "Because he returned the shoes to me, I treated him to a meal, that's all." At the end, he added: "Don't think about it any more."

The three looked at each other, and Zhan Ze asked, "That's it?"

Su Cai nodded heavily.

Chu Xiang asked: "Is there really nothing else?"

Su Cai nodded heavily again: "Nothing else."

Zhang Ping suddenly smiled and said: "It seems that we misunderstood, and this time we made a big oolong, Xiao Xiaosu, don't be angry."

Su Cai also smiled: "Don't get angry, don't get angry, once again, I'm straight! I like girls, girls!"

Three people: "..." Why do you have the illusion that there is no silver 300 taels here?

Su Cai breathed a sigh of relief, that's great, I'm straight...

The straight river comes from the sky

Flowing to the sea of ​​purple and red

The hot ballad is our expectation

Singing along the way is the most comfortable

If we want to sing, we must sing the happiest

you are the most beautiful cloud in my sky

Let me keep you with my heart (stay)

Slowly singing the most dazzling national style

……

Three people: "..." shame.

Student Su Cai, you sang the lyrics wrong...

And Su Cai's messy mood suddenly became much more comfortable, humming "The Most Dazzling National Style" and went to do the laundry.

He thought that this was over, that the shoes were brought back, that schoolgirl Qin didn't kill anyone, and that his roommates didn't doubt his sexual orientation anymore.

call……

Su Cai took a deep breath, the world is really beautiful.

just perfect.

It was so good that he wanted to split the fork, straight fork.

While sleeping at night, Zhan Ze suddenly said nervously, "Xiao Cai, why don't you develop a friendship with us, Xiaocao Qin."

Su Cai was speechless: "What kind of friendship do I develop with him? It's not from the same academy."

Chu Xiang interrupted: "Xiaocai, do you know how many boys and girls want to develop friendship with Qin Xiaocao? Today Qin Xiaocao actually came to the dormitory to look for you. You two still have such a friendship because of shoes. Do you want to consider taking him down?"

Su Cai: "..." Take him down?Suddenly thinking that he is gay, I couldn't help but shiver, and said in disgust: "I don't want to have anything to do with him."

After washing his face, Zhang Ping wiped his face and said, "Xiao Cai, you don't seem to like Qin Luohai very much."

Su Cai was right, his eyes sparkled immediately, and he said angrily, "I really don't like him!"

"Why?" The three of them said in unison, full of curiosity.

Su Cai looked at them: "I'm jealous that he looks better than me."

"Cut!" The three of them didn't believe it.

Su Cai didn't speak any more, and went into the bathroom to brush her teeth and wash her face.

Just squeezed out the toothpaste and began to brush his teeth, Zhan Ze suddenly poked his head out: "Xiaocai, do you think about it?"

Su Cai was taken aback, then turned her head and asked, "What are you thinking about?"

"It's to enhance friendship with Qin Xiaocao."

Su Cai brushed her teeth, shook her head and said vaguely, "No, I don't want it."

"Why?" Zhan Ze stepped into the bathroom: "Don't say anything about being jealous that he looks better than you, I know you must be hiding something from us."

Su Cai stopped brushing his teeth, brushed a few times quickly, spit out toothpaste foam, rinsed his mouth and asked, "Then why do you keep asking me to develop friendship with him?"

Zhan Ze blinked, why?

10 minutes ago.

The three of them continued to chat about Su Cai and Qin Xiaocao on WeChat, but in the end they disagreed, and even raised the issue of Qin Luohai's sexual orientation.

This problem has troubled many people in W University.If the three of them can figure it out, then...wouldn't they be the heroes of W?

Therefore, Zhan Ze, Chu Xiang, and Zhang Ping decisively and unconsciously assumed the responsibility of the whole school.

It's really not playing cards according to common sense and not following normal human thinking!

Using Su Cai as bait, can Zhan Ze say it?

Certainly not, he lied and said, "Because he is the school grass of Qin."

Qin Xiaocao, whom the whole school wants to know!

Su Cai didn't even think about it: "No."

Zhan Ze went crazy: "Why?"

"Because he is Qin Xiaocao."

A school grass who likes men.

Less contact is better.

Zhan Ze: "..."

If the bait does not take the bait, the plan fails!

Ugh.

Go to sleep.

Qin Xiaocao, who doesn't eat fireworks in the world, likes men or women, or transvestites, which is destined to have nothing to do with us ordinary people.