Dressed in Tsing Yi

Guo Jia is leaning against the wall of Jijiu Mansion, because... he and Cao Cao, uh, had a cold war, although it was one-sided.

Both are stubborn.What's more, the speaker has no intention and the listener has the heart. The more you understand the other party, the more you will hurt yourself the most.

Sun Ce rode his horse and passed by. He jumped off the horse happily when he saw this situation, and pulled the rein loosely. He said casually, "Hey, what's the matter with the sacrifice wine?"

"...Jia has no intention of playing with you right now." Guo Jia glanced at him, then looked down at the ground again.

"Well, is there gold on the ground? It's a blessing for Jijiu to look at it so intently." Sun Ce let go of the rein and let the horse go by itself, then walked over and said seriously: "If you really like it, go and apologize. Well, it's not good to be so stiff."

"Presumably this is the experience of Marquis Wu?" Guo Jia retorted awkwardly, rather sullenly: "Jia doesn't want to do that either."

However, if it is completely frozen, it will be hard to recover.

"If you don't want to do this, just do it. I'm only optimistic about Jijiu." Sun Ce laughed heartily, seeing that Guo Jijiu, who used to be as cunning as a fox, was really profitable today.

"...It's useless to look at it, why don't you help Jia do it?" Guo Jia said sharply.

Sun Ce's smile froze, and he imagined himself going to Cao A and telling Cao A that "Gu Daijijijiu will apologize to you" or something, even if Gong Jin once again measured Guang Guang, it would be useless... "Let's forget it. Gu will go first See you later." After speaking, the handsome Jiangdong Sun Lang left like a falcon as if there was a ghost chasing after him—no, even if there was a ghost, he would not be afraid of this.

"Sure enough, I'm still unfamiliar..." Guo Jia murmured, not knowing who he was talking about.

"Huh? Strange what?"

"...Ming Gongru is becoming more and more childish." He appeared suddenly, and he was not afraid of being frightened. "Jia offended King Wei, can he be fined?"

"There's no need to fine the salary, just fine the wine."

"Ah?" Guo Jia's eyes fluttered, and he turned his head, looking at his face, "Is there such a good thing?"

"Okay, what?" Cao Cao smiled meaningfully, "Besides, childish or something, doesn't Feng Xiaoru feel that he is becoming more and more pampered?"

Guo Jia reached out and tapped his lips, picked a magnolia, and played with it casually, "Minggong can not pamper you. If you are bored, you can naturally leave Jia. From now on, love between men and women has nothing to do with each other." .”

"Feng Xiao thinks beautifully." Cao Cao smiled lowly, "There is nothing that can make Gu let go..."

Since you were born into the Cao family, you will also be a ghost of the Cao family when you die.

Guo Jia deliberately spoiled the scenery, "Yes." He said in a desolate tone, "For example, life and death, such as death."

"I'm not going to let this happen."

"It's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married, so I can't stop it..." Guo Jia said a slang word in the market, Cao Cao gritted his teeth, and hit him on the head.

"What a mess..."

Liu Bei passed by slowly, but he listened to the whole beard and tail, and said displeased: "It's a bit too much to show happiness in front of the lonely family."

"Hey, Gu thought someone Xiaoxiao was eavesdropping in the corner, but it turned out to be His Majesty Zhaolie... Poor thing, Zhuge Kongming not only wants to help you protect the country but also takes care of your children, it's really pitiful and pathetic Extremely..." Cao Cao and Liu Bei seemed to be born at odds, and immediately the yin and yang weirdness mode was fully activated, and every sentence poked at the tip of Liu Bei's heart.

"...King Wei's words are too much." Liu Bei smiled elegantly, without any trouble on his face, but Cao Cao seemed aggressive.After all, his housekeeping skill is "the opposite of fucking".

"To each other. It's not as sentimental as His Majesty Zhaolie."

To be said so brightly is to be said to be a crybaby openly.His dignity was trampled like this, even Liu Bei couldn't help squinting his eyes.

"Your Majesty Zhaolie?" Cao Cao said one after another, and finally hit Liu Bei's fatal point. He clenched his fists tightly, as if he was enduring something.

"Do you want to fight alone?——It depends on whether Liu Da'er can afford to lose face." Cao Cao raised the corners of his mouth, but his eyes were completely calm. "Can you beat it?"

Cao Cao gave up the idea of ​​continuing to mock him, and went straight to the point.

Liu Bei knew that his strength was not enough, so he didn't argue. He returned to his usual indifference, and said calmly, "What's the proper way to do this? Well, Bei still has something to do, so I won't talk to the King of Wei anymore." With a slight nod, "You son steals the Han, so I should call you the King of Wei... or Emperor Wu of Wei?"

"The name is Han Chen, but he is actually a Han thief."

Cao Cao became more and more cold, and only said lightly: "Gu Yunru calls Gu Wei Wang." He took two steps forward, looked down at Liu Bei, and said expressionlessly: "Those who steal the hook will be punished, and those who steal the country will be princes." .”

Guo Jia smiled and continued: "From "Zhuangzi Skin Box". He who steals the hook will be punished, and the one who steals the country is a prince. If benevolence and righteousness exist in the gate of the princes, it is not stealing benevolence and righteousness. different?"

"Prepare for the Han clan."

Guo Jia even covered his mouth and smiled, "So what, it's all stealing the country."

"Also, Emperor Shu, do you still remember what Ru Zhixiang said in the ninth year of Huangchu..." Seeing Liu Bei was a little confused, Guo Jia added, "Oh, it was the sixth year of Jianxing."

Liu Bei thought for a while, and finally asked, "Kong Ming, what did he say?"

Guo Jia took complete control of the situation, and laughed so hard: "I really don't know?" Then he straightened out his emotions, and replied solemnly, "Everything is like this, and it is hard to reverse it. I bow to my best, and I die; as for the success or failure, it is not the minister's knowledge." It can be reversed."

Cao Cao: "Having lost many times in a row, is it possible to win?"

Liu Bei didn't pay attention to the couple's continuous taunts, but his heart was shaken, and he murmured: "Bow and do your best, and die after death?...How can Bei be so..."

Guo Jia shrugged and pulled Cao Cao away.