Chinese Almanac Master

Valentine's Day is a day for couples to celebrate their love for each other.This was supposed to be a westernized festival, but in recent years, due to the deliberate marketing methods of some merchants, it has gradually become known to young people, and later it has joined the ranks of the old almanac.Many traditional festivals are definitely uncomfortable with this emerging festival, but just like eating rice dumplings on the Dragon Boat Festival and moon cakes on the Mid-Autumn Festival, various high-end and expensive gifts such as flowers, chocolates and candlelight dinners are also celebrated on this day. The proof of conveying love is given to the person you care about. Even though this day filled with sweet pink is actually a very embarrassing existence for most people who do not have a significant other, it still cannot stop Valentine's Day from being a The insane act of the stabbing maniac constantly hurting innocent people.

Lying on the sofa with his head propped up, Valentine's Day yawned lazily, with a strong smell of roses all over his body.This may seem a bit too feminine for a man, but it is also suitable for his beautiful and indistinguishable face. He used to be just an ordinary day, but it was because of the name Valentine's Day This has always made Valentine's Day very complacent. I always feel that I have become a high-level calendar god who can talk to Master Huang about the relationship. Since he appeared in this room, the whole room They all seemed to be coated with a powdery halo, and even the meowing of wild cats downstairs became harsh and rippling.

Because when he came out just now, he regarded ridicule as the way of greeting him for the first time, so Xiao Nanzhu was naturally a little too lazy to talk to him at the moment, because before this guy came out, he didn't expect that there would be such a thing in the old calendar. An annoying guy.It’s fine if these three sentences are inseparable from those love affairs, and he has always been keen to discuss his life-long affairs. You must know that for single people, the most annoying thing is that others keep urging themselves to find a partner, but this unlucky one There are still more than a dozen hours before Valentine's Day will pass, and now I want to drive him away, but I can't drive him away, and Xiao Nanzhu is so forced that he can't wait to send him back to the same place immediately.

On one side, Xiao Nanzhu’s mood is complicated, on the other side, on Valentine’s Day, he doesn’t treat himself as an outsider at all, he quickly occupies half of the sofa, not to mention, he keeps chatting with Xiao Nanzhu with his mouth open, listening to it makes people feel Want to hit his topic.

"Hey, Xiao Nanzhu, I said you are already thirty, why are you still not looking for a partner? (⊙v⊙)?"

With a taste of teasing, Valentine's Day looked at Xiao Nanzhu with a half-smile and asked.

"..."

Flipping through the Complete Book of Dream Interpretations by Duke Zhou in his hand, Xiao Nanzhu, an old bachelor who was being poked in a sore spot, decided to ignore him.

"It's so pitiful to be alone. It must be empty, lonely, and cold in the dead of night, right? (*￣▽￣)y"

He didn't get any response, and the thick-skinned Valentine didn't care, and decided to make persistent efforts to stimulate Xiao Nanzhu.

"..."

But when the person in front of him still didn't answer, Valentine's Day was also exciting. He patted his palm and cleared his throat and said with his neck raised,

"Then why don't I introduce you to one? I know what type you like, buttocks on the bed..."

"I said, are you finished or not?"

Unbearably interrupted, Xiao Nanzhu immediately put down all the books in his hand after being told by Valentine's Day, his expression turned cold.But obviously he wrinkled his eyebrows and scrunched up his fierce face, which was scary, but Valentine was not afraid of him, instead, after giggling a few times, Valentine leaned next to him and said in a low voice,

"Don't worry, we're all men, I understand, I won't tell Twenty-Five that he's the type you like most, but I don't think we need to discuss our hourly salary..."

"Ah."

Hearing this, he subconsciously narrowed his eyes, Xiao Nanzhu, who immediately knew what kind of medicine he was selling in the gourd, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, his eyes became a little uncertain.Originally thought that he had caught Xiao Nanzhu's handle, Valentine's Day, who was about to raise some conditions, blinked his eyes and waited for the new boss to make a statement, but before he could react, Xiao Nanzhu frivolously leaned towards his ear and whispered hoarsely The voice spoke.

"Hey, shouldn't Lishen know everything? Don't you know that you are the type I like to sleep the most? Twenty-five is too tender, you are just fine, or don't do anything today , I will play with you at home..."

Before the words fell, Valentine's Day felt that his ass was slapped lightly. This strong sense of crisis from the loss of chastity made his face pale in an instant, but if he wants to run now, he will be on strike today What's more, Xiao Nanzhu's tall and burly man seemed to be unable to do anything to him, and after stammering for a long time, his face turned red, and Valentine's Day, who seemed somewhat innocent by accident, broke down and shouted,

"Don't dream!! You...you won't succeed!!! Don't think about it!! You, you, you...don't look for me, huh QAQ"

The menacing words softened in the middle of the sentence. Valentine's Day, which has been showing off in front of Xiao Nanzhu for a long time, is now a failure, and Xiao Nanzhu, who almost couldn't help laughing when he saw him so cowardly, covered his mouth and coughed. With a sound, he slowly retreated to the half of the sofa in front of him, picked up the book and sat down, then glanced at him calmly and said,

"I'll forgive you if you're good. Don't make any noise. Go out with me later. I need your help."

This time Xiao Nanzhu didn’t dare to refute what Xiao Nanzhu said on Valentine’s Day. Although he was still quite unwilling in his heart, when Xiao Nanzhu turned on the TV and tuned him a marriage and love show to relieve his boredom, he still shrank. The corner of the sofa began to look seriously.

"This male guest is very suitable for No. 10... Hey, look, they finally held hands, right... Wow, this person is very unlucky, hahaha all the lights are off... Hey, the third male guest Married, why is he here, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Because of the innate ability to predict love luck and marriage fate, while watching Valentine's Day, he still talks to himself. Xiao Nanzhu originally wanted him to stay quiet, but seeing him unable to calm down, he completely surrendered Yes, because he made an appointment with Zhao Tiansheng, who was in charge of transportation, to meet today, so he saw that the time was almost up, and he was about to leave the house, but when he was going out to change his shoes, Xiao Nanzhu's mood became very heavy when he thought that he, as a good young man who is still single, would actually meet a middle-aged man for dinner on Valentine's Day.

As expected, Zhao Tiansheng must be asking him about his work and marriage today.After all, Twenty-Five had exposed his indiscretions in his private life last night, and now he naturally wanted Xiao Nanzhu, who seemed to have great powers, to show him what he should do in the future.This help must be wicked, so Xiao Nanzhu went over today, just wanting to get some money from him, and solve the crisis problem that he has no money to buy new year's goods, but Valentine's Day naturally didn't notice it Xiao Nanzhu's sad mood was because the lively city scene in front of him attracted all his attention as soon as he went out.Perhaps in response to the theme of the festival, the streets are full of young lovers and couples wearing winter clothes for couples. Xiao Nanzhu walks fast, smoking a cigarette and walking in front without waiting for him, while the lover behind him Jie Ze looked around with his ears on his ears, and when he heard people passing by him saying happy Valentine's Day, he curled his mouth and began to smile complacently.

"Did you hear that? They are all wishing me happiness~"

Xiao Nanzhu and Xiao Nanzhu showed off in a low voice, Xiao Nanzhu couldn't help laughing at the embarrassing look on Valentine's Day, thinking that later he would have to verbally please this easy-to-satisfy Li Shen, So much so that when he was approaching the door of the appointed restaurant, he let Valentine's Day hide his body first, and as soon as Xiao Nanzhu walked into the restaurant that he and Zhao Tiansheng had made an appointment with in advance, he made a decision at this stop. , couldn't help showing an embarrassing expression.

In the entire lobby, there are a total of ten tables and nine tables, with couples sitting.This embarrassing situation made Zhao Tiansheng who was waiting there a little anxious, but when he saw Xiao Nanzhu standing at the door, he immediately stood up in relief and shouted,

"Brother Xiao, come here! Come here! Here! I've been waiting for you for a long time!! I'm so anxious!!"

What was originally a very normal sentence always sounded weird at this moment. The whole restaurant was staring at the two big men who had dinner together on Valentine's Day, and Xiao Nanzhu's face was gloomy for a moment, just like that. He walked up to Zhao Tiansheng with an expression and sat down, suppressed all the anger in his heart, then lit a cigarette and took a puff, then raised his chin and smiled with his mouth hooked,

"Brother Zhao, why are you in such a hurry? Do you want to accompany your sister-in-law back for the holidays later?"

"Hey, there are other arrangements for a while, and there have been several calls over there..."

Zhao Tiansheng's suggestive words made Xiao Nanzhu glance at him a few times, knowing that a person like him probably wouldn't accompany his wife, so he didn't ask any more questions, and as expected, Zhao Tiansheng started talking after a few words When it comes to the matter that he really cares about, in words, he expresses that if he can solve it, he will give him a big thank you, but when Xiao Nanzhu nodded his head and was about to write it down, he suddenly heard a middle-aged woman screaming hysterically behind him. cried out,

"Zhao Tiansheng!! I knew you weren't going to help a friend to transport some goods!!! It turned out that I went out to have dinner with this little elf on Valentine's Day!! Let me see the face of this shameless little guy!! Ah! !What the hell!!...Man!!!(⊙o⊙)!"

Xiao Nanzhu: "......"