Chinese Almanac Master

Valentine's Day is a sensual calendar, and this sensibility is embodied in the scene where the old man with dementia sends flowers to the old lady, and he cries obviously more sadly than the little girls next to him.Because this is also the first time in my life to see a big man cry like this, Xiao Nanzhu suddenly felt speechless and at the same time generously donated his shoulders and sleeves to wipe away tears for Valentine's Day who was crying "I believe in love again". rely on.Although this is actually exaggerated and superfluous in Xiao Nanzhu's view, when he was dragged by Valentine's Day to talk to the old couple who were just in the square, he, who has always been impersonal, still rarely chose to compromise. .

"Hey, what are you doing, tell me clearly, if you don't tell me, I won't follow you"

Being held tightly by the arm on Valentine's Day, Xiao Nanzhu looked uncooperative but tried hard to suppress his impatience. The two old men in front were still walking slowly, apparently unaware that there were two people ghosting him. Following them furtively, Valentine's Day hurriedly looked aside when he saw this, then blinked his red eyes, and whispered something in Xiao Nanzhu's ear.

"Just do me a favor. I'll give them a gift. Although...although it's not expensive, I hope they can be happy today..."

After saying this, Xiao Nanzhu narrowed his eyes subconsciously, he seemed to have guessed what this guy was going to do, so he didn't seem surprised.After all, Niansi also talked to him about this before, and it is said that it is not difficult to operate, but if he goes up to talk to the old couple like this now, he might be regarded as a liar, and there is no money for this job Take it, he really can't get up, and when Valentine's Day sees him like this, he immediately angrily says,

"Hmph, it's fine if you don't want to help, I just helped you, hmph, some people nowadays are really chilling, heh heh...o(￣ヘ￣o#)"

"All right, all right, shut up now..."

Frowning, he directly pinched Valentine's Day's mouth that kept twittering, and Valentine's Day, who couldn't speak, stared at him dissatisfied, but his eyes were still red. Seeing this, Xiao Nanzhu heaved a long sigh with a headache, and once again I begged in my heart to let this ancestor get off work early, but after thinking about it, he still pinched the cigarette between his fingers and threw it into the trash can.

The corner of Valentine's Day, who had achieved his goal, instantly turned into a ray of light and attached to his body. Xiao Nanzhu frowned, and snatched a whole dozen of leaflets from a young man who was handing out leaflets in a roadside shopping mall. He waved his head at the stunned buddy and said thanks, and when he quickly caught up with the old couple who were about to turn around the intersection, he stretched out his hand and stopped in front of the little old lady, and the old lady As soon as he saw Xiao Nanzhu standing in front of him with a flyer, he stepped back vigilantly.

"You... what are you doing?"

Tightly holding her wife's hand, the old lady obviously had a long history of fighting with those who hand out leaflets and booklets and force her to take promotional advertisements. As soon as she saw it, she lowered her head and wanted to run away quickly. Seeing this, Xiao Nanzhu Immediately smiled at her, blocking her way with a meaningful look,

"Auntie, don't be afraid, don't be afraid! You are not forced to buy products, it's free! There are free gifts! Do you want gifts! It's free!"

The word "free of charge" immediately hit the old man's mind. The gray-haired old lady was in a hurry to leave, but now she stopped in her tracks. The old man beside her didn't know what was going on. The old lady was in a daze, and after thinking for a moment, the old lady still stared at Xiao Nanzhu suspiciously and said seriously,

"What's free? It can't be to set up my home landline number! Let me tell you, boy, I've seen this kind of fraudulent tricks several times on the Central Legal System Online, don't think..."

The old lady’s words made Xiao Nanzhu’s mouth twitch uncontrollably. He is also very pleased with the increase in safety awareness of the elderly nowadays, but he has to be fooled, otherwise he will have to trouble him again on Valentine’s Day. , so after shaking his hand to show that he is not a liar, Xiao Nanzhu said solemnly,

"Don't worry! Don't need your number! Just tell me the names and birthdays of you and your wife, okay? We just need to register consumer information in the mall. If you do me a favor, we can give you gifts for free." Ah..."

Xiao Nanzhu's words moved the heart of the old lady who loves petty gains. Although she still felt something strange in her heart, in the end she still hesitated to tell Xiao Nanzhu the names and birthdays of herself and the old man beside her, Xiao Nanzhu After Zhu Yi wrote it down, he couldn't help laughing, then raised his head and asked,

"Oh, that's it. Your name is Liu Yuexian, and the old man's name is Wang Rushan. Both of you were born in 57. The old man was born in March, and yours was born in August, right?"

"Yes, yes, what is the gift? Is it soap or washing powder..."

The old lady nodded repeatedly, looking forward to the gift she was about to receive. Seeing this, Xiao Nanzhu raised the corners of his mouth, and slowly covered the sight of the old lady with his bony hands, then lowered his voice and said,

"Wait, I'll get you something..."

With a snap of fingers accompanied by a dazzling light, the old lady who was standing on the side of the road was startled, and subconsciously took a step back.When she opened her eyes again inexplicably, she found that everything around her hadn't changed, that is, the boy who said he would give her a gift was gone, and she was so angry that she opened her eyes wide and was about to curse. When her face was a liar, she suddenly felt her hand being gently pulled by the person beside her, and then a young man behind her said in a doubtful voice,

"Hey, Moon Immortal? I... Where are we?"

A strange scene appeared on the street in the city center. A young man and woman who looked like a couple stood by the glass window outside the shopping mall and took pictures. They looked only 24 or [-] years old, but the clothes on them were as old-fashioned as they were in a park. The old people wear it, which makes people want to laugh.The girl seemed to be angry with her boyfriend beside her, and kept chirping about something, but the young man had a good temper, and just kept saying comforting words.For a moment, others thought this was a young couple having fun. After all, today is Valentine's Day. Who knows what kind of tricks these young people are up to, but as long as you get closer, you will find that this young couple is A somewhat strange conversation is going on.

"Wang Rushan, tell me what we should do! Why have we both become like this! I haven't bought food for dinner yet, and Xiaohua and his wife have nothing to eat when they come back from work! I still have to pick him up, oh, look at me... I look like this now..."

The girl with black hair and big eyes kept babbling to the glass window, her voice was clear and clear, she was petite, except for the old padded jacket and long johns in a strange color and style, she was also a very beautiful girl.The Wang Rushan she mentioned was standing beside her. At this moment, he was also looking at himself reflected in the glass, and after seeing himself in a down vest with an old padded jacket and long johns, he also felt blankly that he was full of hair. The hairy head said doubtfully,

"Yuexian, don't worry, don't worry, this... I don't know what's going on, I still remember that I have Alzheimer's disease and I'm bald, why is my hair growing back... Hey, how about Let's sit down and figure it out together?"

Saying this, he took the girl's hand and found a chair by the side of the road to sit down. Liu Yuexian looked at his wife next to her, who seemed to be in her early 20s, who seemed to be in high spirits. Also don't know what to say.From the very beginning, she and her wife have become like this, everything around them has not changed, only the two of them have become the same as they were decades ago, as if they had been enchanted by some magic spell.It sounds absurd, but it really happened to these two old people, and the most important thing is that even they themselves don't know how to recover.

"Hey, if I go back like this now, your son will probably be scared to death."

After finally suppressing the chaotic emotions, Liu Yuexian rolled her eyes at her wife and said this helplessly.Wang Rushan was taken aback when he heard the words, thought for a while before smiling and said,

"You are younger and more beautiful than my daughter-in-law. My son must be envious of me when he sees it..."

"Go, you old wretch!"

She glared at her wife angrily, with an angry expression on her face, Liu Yuexian was quite beautiful in her heart.After all, every woman has a heart for beauty. Although she is old and her mentality is backward, but seeing that she and her husband have changed back to the way they were many years ago, she looks at this as if it has existed far away from her. The face in memory, but never forgotten, suddenly lowered his head and whispered,

"Wang Rushan, it's great that you think of me..."

These words made the expression of the young man beside her pause. He stared fixedly at the red-eyed young girl in front of him, but his memory was full of her gray hair, who had worked tirelessly to take care of him in the past few years.Although his brain is not clear, he still remembers that he caused her trouble, but she never disliked him, dressed, fed, took medicine, rubbed his legs, and he was so stupid that he couldn't say a complete sentence before. , but at this moment, he suddenly wanted to say a belated love word to this woman who had spent his whole life with him.

"Yuexian, thank you...I am also very happy to think of you again, really happy."

Saying so, Wang Rushan leaned over to his wife's young and pretty face and kissed it lightly, which seemed a bit weird for their real age, but seemed very appropriate at such an immature age.Pedestrians passing by will not notice their behavior that is taken for granted today, and the old couple who regained their youth on this special day just sat by the side of the road for a while, and then began to talk to those young people. Like the little lovers in the street holding hands and strolling aimlessly in the street.

"I won't cook today. Your son thought my food was too salty yesterday. Let him starve today."

"Okay, let that kid be picky and hungry. Anyway, we both have money in our retirement salary cards. Let's go eat something good today!"

"Then I want to eat beef noodles, do you remember? The one behind the textile factory is now made by his son, and the ingredients are less..."

"Of course I remember. Let's go around after eating noodles. You haven't changed your clothes for several years! You just don't want to spend money on yourself..."

"Your son and daughter-in-law have to repay the mortgage, how can I burden them... Sigh! Wang Rushan! You can buy me a salt water popsicle! My front tooth is back! I want to eat that!"

The two old people looked back to their youth, talking and laughing as they walked through the streets. The boy bought the girl a salt water popsicle that she hadn’t eaten since her teeth were broken, and took her to buy a fancy dress. A big red down jacket that only little girls can wear.When trying on clothes, the owner of the clothing store kept saying that the young man is lucky and his girlfriend is so beautiful, but Wang Rushan, who heard the words, looked at Liu Yuexian who was not far away with a smirk, then tilted his head and said proudly,

"Wrong, this is my wife."

……

When the night hung in the sky, they went to the cinema to watch a movie together.In my memory, the days when these two people stared at a dark screen together, holding hands and blushing quietly in the dark seemed to have happened in my previous life.But fortunately, at least now they all know that they will be the ones who will accompany each other through this life full of happiness and warmth, and just when the bucket of sloppy and unpalatable popcorn is about to run out, Liu Yuexian I felt a vague, dull call from someone around me.

"Moon Fairy... Moon Fairy..."

When she turned her head, she saw an aging, bald, wrinkled face, not as young and handsome as before, just like any silly old man in this world, not good-looking at all.But in his eyes, Liu Yuexian saw the same fat and old self, and after smiling with red eyes, she held her husband's hand tightly in the dark, and then whispered in a crying voice one sentence,

"Stupid old man, never stop."

……

"I believe in love again woohoo... It's so touching woohoo!"

Clutching Xiao Nanzhu's sleeve and sniffing non-stop, Valentine's Day, who was the instigator, walked home with Xiao Nanzhu on the way home, not yet emotionally liberated from what just happened.

"Noisy..."

Plugging his ears with a cigarette in his mouth, Xiao Nanzhu, who thought he could calm down for a while, is now one head and two big, and under the situation that repeated emphasis has no effect, he thought about it, but still frowned. After cursing, he squeezed Valentine's Day's mouth again.

"You...this...dead...single...dog...I...curse...curse...you...one...life...no...have...boy ... friend ... friend (o#゜曲゜)o"

Staring at Xiao Nanzhu with contempt, Valentine resisted for a long time but was still suppressed by Xiao Nanzhu, leaving no room for resistance.Seeing this, Xiao Nanzhu hooked his mouth and laughed, grabbed this guy in a simple and rude way and started striding home. During this process, Valentine kept yelling, Xiao Nanzhu thought he was already deaf , and just as they walked through the square in the middle of the street during the day again, Xiao Nanzhu suddenly saw gorgeous fireworks set off on the square and the crowd cheering and celebrating there.

"Oh! Ahaha! Fireworks! Look!"

The lovers passing by and embracing each other let out cheerful laughter, and the fireworks illuminated Xiao Nanzhu's gloomy pupils, and also made his indifferent expression a bit more real.

"Hey."

Xiao Nanzhu smiled.

"what?"

Valentine glanced at him exasperatedly.

——"Happy Valentine's Day."