Chinese Almanac Master

February 2027, 2, the first day of the Lunar New Year.

It is advisable to consecrate the light, remove it, erect pillars, and erect beams; avoid entering a house, moving, offering sacrifices, and marrying.

On the first day of the new year, which is the first day of the new year, Xiao Nanzhu, who had officially passed the probationary period of Master Huang Li, was walking on the way to Situ Zhang’s house with some fruit gift boxes.

From today onwards, he will be officially employed.A few days ago, he took advantage of his free time to get acquainted with his working environment thoroughly. Although the calendar gods have different personalities, they all get along pretty well overall.Now is the new year and new atmosphere, Xiao Nanzhu also wants to make a new start in this brand new year, but he was unlucky this early in the morning.

Before, he promised Fa Xiao Situ Zhang that he would go to his house for dinner during the Chinese New Year, so even though he didn't bother to move at all, he still went out.He woke up early in the morning before dawn, but the quilt in this winter is really seductive, and when he was finally ready to get up mentally, Xiao Nanzhu suddenly felt something moving There were rustling sounds at the door of the room.

In the dimly lit room, a red shadow with cat waist sneaked in. The sleepy Xiao Nanzhu narrowed his eyes and watched the man crawl all the way to his bed. , so I didn't bother.The strong drowsiness prompted Xiao Nanzhu, who is usually very vigilant, to subconsciously relax, but because of this rare negligence, he watched the shadow quickly stretch out his little hand, followed by a series of crackling kicks. Tucked into his bed.

Xiao Nanzhu: "..."

The quilt that exploded at that moment shocked Xiao Nanzhu's whole body, and he rolled over from the bed with the quilt on his face with a dazed expression.The culprit was in a good mood, because seeing Xiao Nanzhu frightened by his prank, he was already rolling on the ground with joy, which had to make Xiao Nanzhu's face a little ugly, and he was on the ground. After getting up with a gloomy face, he didn't care that the little brat kept yelling that he was the Spring Festival, a god, light, electricity, and distant myths. The little guy was pressed to the ground and cleaned up.

During this process, Mr. Spring Festival, who was wearing a red double-breasted jacket, embroidered bloomers, and a red mole between his eyebrows, was still annoyed and yelling loudly at first, but when Xiao Nanzhu searched his trouser pocket for two After setting off a firecracker and intending to light it and stuff it into his crotch, this heartless Li Shen dared not speak anymore, but Xiao Nanzhu smiled coldly when he saw this, and threw the cigarette butt caught between his fingers to the other side. The fuse of the firecrackers was put together, then raised his eyebrows and said,

"What's the matter, looking for trouble on the first day of the new year? Is this the attitude you should have towards your new boss, cutie?"

"Woo...you...you are bold!! I am...I am the Spring Festival..."

His face turned pale with fright. It was the first time he encountered a hooligan of this level during the Spring Festival, so he was naturally panicked.He was afraid that Xiao Nanzhu would use the method he just used to deal with him, so the expression on his face was a little aggrieved for a while, and his eyes became red and red. Seeing this situation, Xiao Nanzhu was happy, after all, he didn't really want to take it. How about the Spring Festival, I just want him to have a memory, but he is still a little curious about why the Spring Festival he met for the first time would bother him for no reason, but after asking this question, he realized that the reason was actually in the himself.

Da Nian and Xiao Nian are a pair of brothers, although most of the time people prefer to call Da Nian the Spring Festival, but this can't change the temper of the two brothers who seem to be born out of the womb.

Because there was a gap of several days between them, they never went out to work together, but the brothers usually have a good relationship, and Xiaonian is soft on his elder brother when he treats everyone. The Spring Festival also spoils this precious brother to death. Everyone who stays in the calendar is very clear about the fact that the two brothers protect each other, so for Xiao Nanzhu who indirectly caused the death of his younger brother Carp, the Spring Festival is naturally not pleasing to the eye. When Nian cried to himself because of this person, the silly brother didn't want to give Xiao Nanzhu a good look at the Spring Festival.

"Don't worry, Xiaonian! Brother will definitely vent your anger on you! Isn't he just a little calendar teacher? What are you afraid of! Even if that guy comes on New Year's Eve, I will still beat your brother, let alone him hehehehe ...╮(╯▽╰)╭"

What he promised with his baby brother when he came out to work seems to be a bit difficult now, the Spring Festival is a little annoyed by the cowhide he blew, and on the other hand he hates this lifeless Xiao Nanzhu more and more.But he died before he was able to get out of the teacher. Before he could kill Xiao Nanzhu to vent his anger on his younger brother, he subdued him three or two times. Thinking about the Spring Festival, his expression became extremely aggrieved, and finally he Xiao Nanzhu, who knew what was going on, couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, didn't I buy a bastard for your brother? What else can I do? How long does this bastard live, and the meaning of longevity is also good, but I said why are you like this, you two brothers are really biological Yes, how is Xiaonian recently..."

After figuring out the ins and outs, Xiao Nanzhu didn't bother to bother with the brat Spring Festival, he threw those two unlucky firecrackers into the trash can, he picked up Spring Festival lying on the ground with both hands, and pinched him by the way. White and tender little face.Spring Festival was still secretly afraid, seeing that he stopped teasing himself, he still couldn’t believe it, but when Xiao Nanzhu stood up and was about to go to the bathroom to wash up, he followed him stompingly, and first leaned out from the bathroom door Head up, then scratched the edge of the door frame and said in a low voice,

"Aren't you going to fry me... my little bird?"

"Be good and don't blow up, or catch your brother out and blow up together."

Squinting his eyes and speaking vaguely, Xiao Nanzhu was shaving himself so he didn't even look at the Spring Festival.As soon as the Spring Festival heard about Xiaonian, he immediately gave Xiao Nanzhu a vigilant look. The expression of fearing that his brother would be punished by the big villain looked cute, but Xiao Nanzhu, who was wiping his face, smiled when he saw it. Smiled, snorted the braid that dragged him behind his head with his hands, and then casually said,

"Okay, why can't you make a joke, aren't you the first day of the new year? Can you say auspicious words, and go out with me to pay New Year's greetings later."

As soon as the words came out, Spring Festival looked at Xiao Nanzhu blankly. He didn't know what the villain meant by saying this, so his expression looked a little silly.Xiao Nanzhu didn't explain to him, he changed his clothes and took the gift he bought earlier, and led the Spring Festival to Situ Zhang's house, and when he took a taxi to the residential area where Situ Zhang's house lived, he walked through several The kid who was throwing firecrackers on the side of the road, even asked the way to find the innermost courtyard. Situ Zhang, who was waiting for him at the door early in the morning, couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief when he saw him coming.

"I thought you wouldn't come. I didn't dare to go out this early in the morning! Come on, my mother is sick and still waiting for you to come! Come in, it's cold outside!"

The loud and noisy voice in his ears sounded very affectionate, Xiao Nanzhu smiled when he heard that, he stuffed all the things to Situ Zhang with his hands, and took advantage of the opportunity to pack the cigarettes from his pocket.Situ Zhang glared at him angrily, and went up to pat him on the shoulder, but when Xiao Nanzhu staggered away, he realized that there was a handsome seven or eight-year-old boy in festive clothes standing behind him.

"Hey, this kid..."

Situ Zhang was taken aback when he saw the Spring Festival. After all, it is rare to see such a good-looking child except in TV dramas. Xiao Nanzhu saw his surprise, but he didn't express anything, just using a pair of He squinted his eyes and smiled with the usual attitude, then took the awkward Spring Festival to his side, tilted his head and said,

"My son, is it like me?"

"Fuck you..."

He was so frightened that he almost choked to death, Situ Zhang almost believed his words for a moment, his face turned half green, Xiao Nanzhu laughed when he saw this, and ravaged the head of the Spring Festival that was staring at him. Tun Tun explained,

"You're kidding, my friend's son, bring it over for a meal, don't you think it's disgusting?"

"How can it be? It's too late for my parents to like it. The older ones like children, otherwise they will force me to give birth every day... But which friend of yours, alas, this child is so handsome..."

Situ and Zhang Xu were still a little curious about the origin of the Spring Festival as they muttered about it, Xiao Nanzhu said a few perfunctory words and didn't intend to tell the truth. She poked her head out of the kitchen, and when she saw Xiao Nanzhu, a happy smile burst out on her face instantly.

"Ah Nan!! You've grown up so much!! I haven't seen you for so many years!! Come in quickly!! Drink some sugar water first, and I'll make you a homemade egg. Have you had it in the morning?"

It's been so many years that Situ Zhang's mother is still as warm and kind as before, and when she pinched Xiao Nanzhu's palm, his heart felt hot.Hearing her say that Xiao Nanzhu is not polite at the moment, she just said that I love you, Auntie, and won a happy smile from Auntie.When she lowered her head, Situ Zhang's mother noticed the Spring Festival standing next to Xiao Nanzhu, and when she saw this white, tender, and pleasing god, she immediately showed a kind of affection that old people see when they see children Surprised look.

"Ah! Whose baby is this? It looks so good, oh, it's not your son, Anan, is it? Come on, come on, grandma will make a bun for you, this looks so good..."

Speaking of Situ Zhang's mother, she immediately took out a pink paper-wrapped jade belt cake from her apron pocket. yuan money.This money is not much, but it is also a kindness of the elders for the children, which is considered an old habit in traditional Chinese customs.

And when Xiao Nanzhu saw that she wanted to pay the lucky money for the Spring Festival, he naturally wanted to stop her. After all, the age of the Spring Festival might be older than all the people in the room combined. It would definitely be inappropriate for Situ Zhang to give him the lucky money, but Situ Zhang's mother, however, took his behavior as politeness, and insisted on letting the Spring Festival continue, even if she knew that the Spring Festival was not Xiao Nanzhu's son, she would not take back the red envelope, and Xiao Nanzhu, who was completely helpless, could only compromise and humiliate He touched Spring Festival's head with his head, then leaned close to his ear and whispered,

"If you don't say thank you for taking other people's things, give them a happy new year."

Xiao Nanzhu's words made Spring Festival, who had been a little silent since just now, blink his eyes, and looked down at the small pastry in his hand. He also felt a little strange looking at the kind and kind old woman in front of him. Warmth, maybe it has been too long since I have been in contact with human life. As a lonely and long-lived calendar god, I actually yearn for this kind of noisy festival atmosphere, so at this moment when Xiao Nanzhu brought him to this When he was a very ordinary person, he unexpectedly didn't have any feelings of resentment and repulsion, but was somewhat surprised to like it. Thinking about it this way, he noticed that this old woman had been walking slowly since the beginning of the Spring Festival, and her breathing was difficult. She raised her head innocently opened the mouth.

"Grandma, I wish you good health and a long life in the coming year. Happy New Year~"