Chinese Almanac Master

Just when Xiao Nanzhu was entangled secretly because of the pot of glutinous rice balls cooked by Miss Yuanxiao, there was another person on the other side who fell into the same complicated emotions as him, and this person was no one else. On New Year's Eve when he was forced to suffer from intermittent evil allergies.

Because his personality is actually conservative and introverted, unless he is really angry, he doesn’t even want to talk to others, but I don’t know if it’s because he and Xiao Nanzhu are naturally at odds, they haven’t met much This time, he almost pissed off Xiao Nanzhu several times.

On New Year's Eve, I privately felt that it was uncivilized and disrespectful for me to act like a hooligan when I fell ill every now and then, just like Ah Nian who didn't listen to him and went to other calendars to urinate and defecate casually. The state is completely out of his control, and his attitude towards Xiao Nanzhu comes from seven parts of his desire and three parts of his heart. It was only because of desire that he controlled his heart that he became like that twice. Thinking of his demeanor that could be called Meng Lang that night, Mr. New Year's Eve, who frowned tightly, felt very uneasy in his heart.

"I left in a hurry that day, the calendar teacher must be angry, I'm afraid I won't have the face to see him again..."

Talking to himself in a sad tone, his expression on New Year's Eve is very serious and serious, but coupled with the gloomy impression he has always given people, there is still a strange sense of contrast, but these days, he has overcome nearly a hundred years of fear and can now and then The Spring Festival people who came here to eat all saw this, and after swallowing a large piece of jade belt cake with sweet red date tea, the little calendar god carved with jade patted his chest and coughed, and then open the mouth,

"Uncle New Year's Eve, you think too much, Mr. Li is okay, he won't be angry with you, besides, he was originally..."

He stopped talking in the middle of the conversation, Xiao Nanzhu bought him with a bunch of delicious food before, so now he doesn’t dare to speak nonsense and speak ill of him in front of New Year’s Eve, but he didn’t pay attention to what he wanted to say at this time on New Year’s Eve He just paused secretly for a while, then began to meditate in his mind numbly with the corners of his bright red eyes drooping.

Ever since he saw Xiao Nanzhu on the day of Thirty Nights, he seemed to be suffering from some kind of disease. When Xiao Nanzhu looked at him, he would be emotionally moved unconsciously, and when he didn't look at him, he would be full of gloom and had nowhere to resolve it. Xiao Nanzhu only met him a few times in a hurry, but he couldn't help thinking about him in his heart.

This thought about some nasty things took root in his heart along with the evil shadow of that night, obviously he is also a god who has lived in the world for thousands of years, looking at what that person has, he just feels normal , not seductive style, not full of stalwarts, but Xiao Nanzhu's fingers, shoulders, waist, buttocks and even flesh and bones are just able to evoke those desires that are most likely to impress New Year's Eve. I was really helpless myself.

As a god of calendar, it is very dangerous to be fascinated by an ordinary human being, not to mention that ordinary people only think about it in their hearts, and when they think about it on New Year's Eve, it is directly manifested in their actions.Before he could figure out these things, he had already reacted in the worst way under the influence of the evil spirits, and he could blame his body, which is used to abstinence and self-restraint, in the past, whenever something bad happened, he would desperately suppress it, but This pressure is easy to cause bad things when it is really unstoppable.

Now he has met a Xiao Nanzhu who provokes him everywhere, even opens his mouth as if to seduce him, which made New Year's Eve who thought he was only being manipulated by evil spirits to do such stupid things at first really bewitched. She slapped her face, but thinking of this, this god who had never been involved in sexual matters blushed quite innocently, and turned to look at the Spring Festival who was only concerned about eating, then condensed his voice and pretended to be calmly said,

"Big, New Year, if you have time, please go and ask me about any calendar gods who need to be transferred recently, just say that I can help you work overtime for free..."

- "Any day, any day."

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The Lantern Festival Xiao Nanzhu made by the Lantern Festival girl is naturally irresistible. This is not to say that he likes to eat this kind of glutinous rice balls that taste scary just by listening to them, but because the glutinous rice balls made during the Lantern Festival are actually not something that ordinary people are lucky enough to eat. of.

In the past, when she was still alive, she was good at making glutinous rice balls, and she would make some in the lonely palace every winter and lunar month. The female servants were naturally relieved to get her a bowl of red bean Yuanxiao. After she passed away, so It seems that no one can enjoy the rituals. After all, the calendar gods only appear for one day if there is no need. Although they have a long life, the loneliness that comes with it is also tormenting. The glutinous rice balls are eaten by others, but because there is no one to give them away, she only cooks this pot every year when the Lantern Festival comes.

At this moment, this small pot is filled with pure rainwater brought by good weather, and the outer skin of the glutinous rice balls is freshly ground wheat, which brings good harvest and good fortune. A thin layer of glutinous rice is bitten open to see It looks like a variety of fillings, but what is really wrapped is the blessings bestowed on the world by the gods of calendar. Some of these are wealth luck, some are official luck. In short, if you eat one, you will be lucky this year.

Xiao Nanzhu is naturally clear about this point, so even though he doubted the taste of this glutinous rice ball, he still readily took the small bowl that Yuan Xiao handed him, and waited for him to breathe a sigh of relief. After frowning and bringing the small dumpling to his mouth, he carefully bit it open with his teeth, then squinted his eyes for a look, and waited for the tip of his tongue to feel a sweet taste, and then stood beside him. The Lantern Festival first covered her mouth and smiled, then said in a soft voice,

"Yeah, Master Li ate a piece of love luck, and I think he will have a crush soon."

"Oh, is that right? Which one is the fortune, I want to eat that..."

Hearing this, I couldn't help but raise my eyebrows. The sweet taste mixed with some umami taste can't be eaten, but Xiao Nanzhu is not annoying, but his purpose is not here, so he didn't put it in the mouth. Yuan Xiao's meaningful words were taken seriously, and she greedily snatched a few fortune fillings from her pot and filled her stomach sloppily, but this Yuan Xiao made a big pot, and the family except Xiao Nan There was no one else in the candle, so when he finished eating two bowls, there was still a lot left in the pot.

"Oh, there are so many good left... what a waste..."

The Yuanxiao girl who was talking to herself looked a little lonely and helpless, guarding this pot of glutinous rice balls and didn't know who to give it to, but when Xiao Nanzhu was about to say something when she saw it, she felt that she was holding it in her pocket. The cell phone in the room sent out a series of terrible vibrations.

@朱丽丽123:

My mother calendar teacher, you are amazing! !Doesn’t it rain wherever I go during the first month of the lunar year?I thought it was Xiao Jingteng who came to my house to hold a concert, so it was me who caused the trouble Σ(°△°|||)︴! !I have sent a private letter to beg for a solution! !I don't want to be entangled in bad luck for a year! Our husband and wife still have to pay the mortgage! ! !

The weibo that Xiao Nanzhu replied on the spur of the moment in the morning has another movement. It seems that the elder sister who eats porridge during the Chinese New Year is really suffering from the evil of the year. When other people see this new thing, they forward it together to watch the excitement. After all, anyone who posts a koi usually gets hundreds of retweets. A group of people who like to join in the fun will naturally come to watch such a rare event, so by the time Xiao Nanzhu finishes eating and breakfast, there are already many people One after another @he asked some other questions about Nianxie, but Xiao Nanzhu just glanced casually with his mobile phone and didn't have the time to answer them one by one, only when he saw Yuanxiao beside him suddenly felt anxious He came up with an idea, so when those who just followed him refreshed the homepage, they saw that the po owner named Huang Lishi Lao Xiao had posted a new Weibo, and when they took a closer look, they found that it was such a content.

@黄历师老晓:

To celebrate the Lantern Festival on the 15th day of the first lunar month, retweet this Weibo and leave a message Happy Lantern Festival to get a special Lantern Festival. The postage is at your own expense, and you will have a lot of luck in the coming year after eating the bag~=3=