Chinese Almanac Master

Singles' Day

When November 2027, 11 came, Xiao Nanzhu at that time was no longer the barking single dog on Valentine's Day, but had a reasonable and legal relationship with his boyfriend New Year's Eve Jun. together.

Once two people who have been pure and ascetic for many years like each other, they will definitely show their affection in a different way.Regardless of whether it's Qingming Festival, Dragon Boat Festival, Labor Day, Children's Day, they can celebrate it as Valentine's Day, no matter how dissatisfied those calendar gods are, in short, these two people can completely ignore the opinions of other people without shame, And on the night before Singles' Day, New Year's Eve, who hadn't seen each other for two days, eagerly ran out to work overtime for their family calendar teacher for free.

"Well, tomorrow is Double Eleven. Many unscrupulous merchants will perform a very evil trick in their stores-giving out red envelopes. This kind of magic is not clever, but as long as ordinary people see it You will immediately lose your mind, and there are only three big words in your mind-buy, buy, buy, tonight is the time when the evil spirits are at their most violent, and then we will take advantage of the time to go out and destroy them to cover the wallets of the masses safety……"

Saying this in his mouth, Xiao Nanzhu was swiping the phone screen with a concentrated expression. The Taobao page displayed various discount information, but from time to time there were orange, chubby evil spirits who wanted to emerge from the computer. On New Year's Eve, of course, he disposed of it casually and didn't let those low-level things get close to Xiao Nanzhu's body. After crushing these evil spirits that kept dropping gold coins with his pale hands, he first took a look at his house. The calendar teacher who was still busy with work at twelve o'clock suddenly said in a low voice,

"Tomorrow is not only Double Eleven, but also Singles' Day, has the calendar master thought about how to spend it?"

"Huh? That's none of my business, I don't have a boyfriend anymore..."

Without raising his head, he replied subconsciously. Halfway through the sentence, Xiao Nanzhu felt something was wrong and raised his head, but when he got the answer he wanted, the corners of his mouth unexpectedly curled up on New Year's Eve. The pale face bloomed like a dead tree in spring, and the bright red tongue that bent down to touch the corner of Xiao Nanzhu's lips had a hot temperature similar to that of a human being.

"Heh, as long as Teacher Li remembers... I'll pretend you forgot."

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Nanzhu's lips were brutally bitten, and when his nose intertwined, the bright red eye ends were bending a provocative arc towards him, Xiao Nanzhu often felt that New Year's Eve had grown a white face The face of a vulnerable group, but he himself is easily deceived by that bleak and bleak look every time, but even if he knows that there is a man-eating beast living in the heart of this beauty, so what can he do?His love, his love, everything about him, Xiao Nanzhu couldn't resist them all, he couldn't bear the cold hands touching his chest, abdomen, waist and buttocks, and every time they fell in love with each other, flesh and blood, He is often a little horrified to find that even if his life is taken away on New Year's Eve now, he seems unable to resist.

"Hey... Take it easy..."

He buried his face on the back of the sofa and let out a low gasp. He was so obsessed with sex and gave up on saving thousands of handcuffs. Mr. Xiao Nanzhu, the Huangli master, was so immersed in the pleasure of the flesh that he could not extricate himself. He had already given up his original work plan. Forgot to be clean, and hugged him from behind as if imprisoning him, and slowly took off his red dress from his waist, New Year's Eve also lowered his eyes and smiled, then narrowed the corners of his red eyes and said softly,

"Oh, I see."

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The god on Singles' Day is naturally withdrawn and doesn't usually go out much, so he naturally doesn't know that Xiao Nanzhu is already with the New Year's Lord. In fact, almost all the calendar gods know about it. , when he went to work on his normal working day, he was surprised to find that Mr. Xiao Li, who has always been working to make money as his first goal, hadn't gotten up yet, and except for the large pieces of clothes scattered on the living room floor, the whole room was quiet. Quietly, there was no movement.

"Has Master Li's house been robbed? Why are clothes thrown everywhere... But why don't you wake up? Could it be that you were too tired from shopping on Taobao yesterday?"

A dazed Singles' Day foolishly picked up a crumpled shirt on the ground. Seeing that the buttons on it were all torn off, he became even more puzzled. As the god in the hearts of the majority of single dogs, a single person who hadn't seen it for hundreds of years A virgin who can take off the singles, he didn't realize that the messy pile of clothes on the floor actually belonged to two people, but when he was thinking and pushing open Xiao Nanzhu's bedroom door on the other side, he was looking at it. The moment I entered, I felt a sharp pain in my eyes.

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Singles' Day: "And then, I've been blind since that day, hehe."