Chinese Almanac Master

As soon as Xiao Nanzhu came out of the shower, he found that he had started to make breakfast for him on New Year's Eve. The delicate and white millet porridge was stewed in the pot in front of him, and the stir-fried potherb mustard, pickled sour Cowpea and cold Malan are Xiao Nanzhu's favorite flavors.

When Xiao Nanzhu, who subconsciously stared at him, walked past the kitchen door, New Year's Eve didn't look up at him, and even though the man in red was staring down at the porridge pot expressionlessly, he always said There is no way to maintain peace, but Xiao Nanzhu just couldn't move his eyes away.

Because I have a ferocious beast that can only eat and sleep, not only will I cook all kinds of food on New Year's Eve, but I will also do a lot of research on desserts.This is what I mentioned to him during the Lantern Festival before. It is said that the Goddess of Mangzhongguyu used to love the spring cakes and pickles made by the New Year’s Eve. Mr. New Year’s Eve taught them their crafts. At that time, Mr. New Year’s Eve was not as difficult to get along with as later. He always patiently prepared the snacks these girls asked for, and he did not forget to collect the happy and lively reunion that he collected at Thirty Nights. Happiness is included in it, and eating it will give you good luck for a year.

Now it seems that this is indeed the case, but it seems that New Year's Eve does not have so much mood to do these things, and thinking about it like this, Xiao Nanzhu, who is in a complicated mood, suddenly wants to feel at ease as soon as he sits on the sofa. But before he sat down, he found that the two hundred and fifty little beasts, Nian Beast, were licking his oily paws on all fours, and the things like chicken feet and duck necks hidden under his sofa were also It was almost eaten after being torn apart.

"Are you looking for a fight..."

Using soft cotton slippers to smoke the Nian Beast, Xiao Nanzhu was not angry but just teased this coquettish and gluttonous beast with a half-smile, and the Nian Beast was not afraid of being pumped, only sticky Rubbing to Xiao Nanzhu's feet in a daze, his golden mane was also messed up by himself. His lively appearance is pleasing to the eye, and somehow he understands why Xiao Nanzhu is willing to keep this beast all the time on New Year's Eve. Nan Zhu felt helplessly touching the antlers on top of his head with his palm, then sighed softly,

"Hey, just like your master, the one who looks scary is actually a fool..."

After saying this, Xiao Nanzhu himself also felt a little baffled, but thinking of the nervous look on the morning of New Year's Eve, he still smiled and leaned on the sofa and started to tease Nian Beast silently, smoking a cigarette, waiting for New Year's Eve to cook it After the breakfast was brought to him again, the two of them tidied up and planned to start today's work, and the whole day of Women's Day on March [-], Xiao Nanzhu mainly needed to be busy with matters related to women compatriots.

Ms. Wang Li, who came to ask about things during the Lantern Festival last time, contacted him again later. She completely tore apart his bastard husband and son when he returned, and he has now moved back to his mother's house.Because her natal family is also a wealthy family, although Xiao Nanzhu doesn't know exactly what her background is, but she can probably guess something by looking at her dress and conversation that day.

However, considering the issue of privacy, Xiao Nanzhu did not use the abilities of the calendar gods to try to understand this absurd divorce case in the upper class, so the lady called him many times, but he only gave advice but never Ask more, this seems to please this lady to some extent, and she has more and more trust in Xiao Nanzhu's words, so after learning that her marriage is not as good as breaking up, Wang Li simply hardened her heart to deal with it. The husband and son's beggings were ignored, and they only concentrated on counting the assets of the husband and wife and agreeing to a divorce. It seemed that they didn't want to leave even a chance to save this marriage.

But her husband was in politics, and he didn't want to be stained with disgrace in his private life, so he tried every means to settle the matter, and this became the best bargaining chip for this lady, and she tossed the husband well in terms of divorce compensation One, because it involves a lot of follow-up questions, Ms. Wang Li still wants to meet with Xiao Nanzhu to ask some questions carefully, so Xiao Nanzhu was specially invited to her home this morning, mainly to help her do the math It would be more auspicious to go through the divorce procedures one day, so as to completely get rid of the bad luck of the middle-aged divorce.

Thinking of this, Xiao Nanzhu, who was already sitting in the car sent by Ms. Wang Li to pick him up, looked out of the window unintentionally. When Fangshan, the blessed land, loomed among the green hills, he raised his eyebrows unsurprisingly.

He knew before that this lady was rich, but he didn't expect that she lived here. After all, in order to have a house in Fangshan in City Y, in addition to being rich, he had to have a powerful influence and background.Zhang Chi's grandson is also rich. He has too many houses and cars to count, and the company runs a large company. However, he has not been able to live in this Fangshan villa. Every time he mentions this matter, he always brings some nouveau riche Envy, jealousy, hatred.

Looking at Wang Li's decadent and decaying appearance on the day of the Lantern Festival, Xiao Nanzhu only thought of her as an ordinary rich wife, but he never thought that this middle-aged woman was hiding her secrets, hiding everything in front of her and not wanting to say anything , but its real background is far beyond people's imagination, and thinking like this, Xiao Nanzhu glanced at the gloomy man sitting beside him at the moment with slightly stretched brows, and suddenly asked in a low voice,

"Aren't you much more comfortable after coming to this mountain?"

It was his own idea that New Year's Eve would show his real body and Xiao Nanzhu would come over. After all, after the Jingzhe, New Year's Eve would not dare to let Xiao Nanzhu be in danger alone, because the two of them need to go out today, and he had to replace himself. The regular attire in the annual calendar seems to be similar to ordinary people, so every New Year’s Eve gentleman in red robes and gold armor becomes this Tang suit that looks very classical but also modern, but the ancient costume changes. Yes, the aggressive appearance is still there, so even the driver Wang Li sent to pick up Xiao Nanzhu was not spared. All along the way, he secretly looked at the New Year's Eve in the back seat, and when he heard Xiao Nanzhu and himself Taking the initiative to speak, New Year's Eve, who was still lowering his eyes and not speaking, was also taken aback.

He didn't expect Xiao Nanzhu to notice his emotional changes, so he nodded slightly while feeling a little embarrassed.After all, his mood at this moment is rare and comfortable, because this Fangshan villa is built on Fangshan Mountain in Fudi, so the entwined blessings in this mountain also relieved the troubles of New Year's Eve to some extent.

The sorrow, sadness, despair, and hatred accumulated in my heart in the past seem to have been eliminated a little bit. Although it is not obvious, it has obviously made New Year's Eve a lot better. This change is not even noticed by New Year's Eve. Xiao Nanzhu, who was quite sensitive to his breath, still felt it, and seeing New Year's Eve nodding at him, Xiao Nanzhu also turned his gaze thoughtfully, and then said casually,

"Well... I will pick a place in this mountain when I have money someday. Hey, by the way, can you mortgage and repay the monthly mortgage in your community, Master Driver..."

These words were rather poor, the driver of the car in front looked at Xiao Nanzhu with a mocking expression in the rearview mirror, as if he looked down on the third-rate magician invited by the wife, but Xiao Nanzhu didn't care when he saw it , After finishing talking to himself, he went to stare at the strange and magnificent view of the mountains surrounded by blessings outside the window, but he didn’t come back to his senses for a long time on New Year’s Eve. It was also difficult to suppress a little arc.

The two of them didn't speak any more along the way. During this process, the villa belonging to the Wang family in the second district of Fangshan had appeared in front of them. Because they were all single buildings, it was clean here, and waiting for the unreasonable person After the driver stopped the car in the courtyard, Xiao Nanzhu got out of the car with New Year's Eve and entered the house together. Xiao Nanzhu saw a mahjong table in the elegantly decorated small reception room at a glance, and Several wives dressed in different clothes, but they could all tell that they were either rich or expensive, spent this leisure afternoon rubbing hemp and chatting.

"Ah, calendar master, here we come! Come on, Xiao Zhang, make this year's fresh white tea..."

She looked much younger and more radiant than before. After eating the Lantern Festival wrapped in youth and beauty, Wang Li seemed to have regained her former style overnight. At that time, she was wearing a beautiful pearl white suit, with a little makeup on her face, she didn't stand up to greet Xiao Nanzhu when she came in, she just waved at him with a very casual attitude, signaling him not to Just come over politely, then smiled and pointed to Xiao Nanzhu at the women around him,

"I told you about this expert before. Don't look at the young ones, the skills are really high. I told you that you are all playing well... You don't even know what I am like. How difficult it is to divorce that bastard Lao Zhang for the first time, if it weren't for Teacher Li to help me, I will definitely suffer a lot as a woman..."

When Wang Li said this, the women couldn't help turning their heads to look at Xiao Nanzhu. The New Year's Eve behind him seemed not used to the feeling of being stared at by a room full of women, so His complexion was not very good, but Xiao Nanzhu looked careless, he only took a few steps to the mahjong table, and after he took the initiative to drag the chair away to let himself sit down on New Year's Eve, he was polite and disrespectful to these women. She smiled enthusiastically, then narrowed her eyes and said,

"Maomaoran came here to bother you guys. How is everyone's luck today? How is Sister Wang's card? I'll show you your fortune today... Oh, I lost a lot."

Xiao Nanzhu's words made several women couldn't help laughing. After all, young, funny and handsome men are always pleasing, and they feel at ease even just looking at them. In addition, there is a handsome man following behind him. The man in red clothes attracts people's attention, so the atmosphere became lively for a while, and because of Wang Li's initiative, Xiao Nanzhu got to know these ladies after a while, and these women were relatively friendly. Xiao Nanzhu's occupation can be regarded as having a preliminary understanding.

"Hey, there is still such a new job as a calendar teacher in this world. You can ask this calendar teacher for whatever you do every day? Sister Wang, you can tease us..."

With a lady's cigarette dangling from her mouth, the lady who spoke was said to be surnamed Jiang. From the content of their conversation, she knew that she was also an official's wife, so she was quite airy, and when she said that, there was another woman surnamed Li next to her. The young woman also smiled and nodded,

"Yeah, it sounds really strange, Master Li, tell us about the origin of Master Huang..."

After the words fell, Xiao Nanzhu, who had just replaced the unlucky Wang Li at the poker table, also laughed. He was also a little surprised that Wang Li took the initiative to solicit business for himself this time, but this should be fooled. Huyou, after all, it is also related to his own money, so after he casually threw Zhang Xifeng out, he curled his lips and explained,

"My job as a Huangli teacher, in fact, is to take advantage of some advantages to communicate with the calendar gods. For example, this Taoist priest worships Sanqing, and the monk worships Sakyamuni. I rely on a calendar person in the old Huangli calendar." God, on Qingming Dragon Boat Festival, Grain Rain and Beginning of Spring, and New Year’s Eve, I can learn about your problems on that day from the gods, and every day is actually a calendar god who is there to take care of us..."

"What? There can be such a thing... What is this Calendar God..."

The wives were all surprised when they heard these words. It happened that Xiao Nanzhu played a game for Wang Li. Wang Li, who was drinking tea and touching up her makeup, took advantage of the opportunity and said,

"Why didn't you? You usually believe in the secret methods of maintenance of the bullshit masters. You are stupid to meet a real expert today? But I saw a fairy-like assistant girl at the calendar teacher's house the other day. Lantern Festival, isn’t it the Lantern Festival that day, I ate that glutinous rice ball, and I felt less wrinkles after I came back... Hey, it’s not March [-]th Women’s Day today, so the assistant who has been standing is called three……"

"........."

Standing behind Xiao Nanzhu with a blank face, the New Year's Eve, which was regarded as Women's Day on March [-], had a gloomy face and looked like he was about to turn his face at any time, which made Xiao Nanzhu straighten up vigilantly in an instant. After all, this ancestor slaughtered all evil The matter of the snake girl is still vivid in his mind, he is really afraid that if he is unhappy, the whole Fangshan will be ruined, but before he opens his mouth to explain, he feels that his mouth is flustered, and the cigarette addiction he suppressed along the way is also It's a little bit up, but New Year's Eve, who was still a little unhappy when he saw the situation, suddenly retracted his eyebrows and eyes stained with anger, and then took out a cigarette from his cuff, first lit it with a match, and then gave it to him carefully. It was sent to Xiao Nanzhu's mouth.

A cluster of bright red flames set off those pale hands like dead wood, and the faint smell of smoke permeated into one's lungs made Xiao Nanzhu unable to help but be in a daze for a moment, his eyes fell on these hands involuntarily, Suddenly there was an urge to kiss it with the tip of his tongue, and after suppressing this inexplicable erotic thought, Xiao Nanzhu took the cigarette with his fingers, bit his mouth with a decadent energy, and then smiled road,

"His name is not Sanba. Sanba asked for leave today. My assistants usually call according to this day. When Sister Wang went there last time, the little girl was called Yuanxiao. Cough, I made everyone laugh... "

This explanation made these women couldn't help laughing again. They seemed to think that Xiao Nanzhu was really interesting, so after a while after playing mahjong, they exchanged WeChat messages. Xiao Nanzhu's personality is naturally like a fish in water. The attitude of being neither humble nor overbearing also attracted the appreciation of several wives. After all, most of them have many troubles like Wang Li, some of them are physical, some are related to fertility, some are related to husband and wife, and some are not enough to tell. At this time, they tend to trust the professionals introduced by their acquaintances relatively more, and this also opens a convenient door for Xiao Nan to be able to open the circle of ladies in Fangshan in the near future.