Chinese Almanac Master

Whenever Xiao Nanzhu took the initiative to seduce, he couldn't stand the teasing on New Year's Eve. Originally, he had thousands of evil desires in his heart, but it was only because he restrained his minions when facing Xiao Nanzhu, that's why he was extraordinarily talkative.But in front of other people, Mr. New Year's Eve always seems to be fierce and unapproachable, and the fierceness and coldness in his bones seem to have disappeared for a long time because of Xiao Nanzhu's gentleness towards him.

Regarding this point, Xiao Nanzhu was very pleased. After all, he didn't really like the state when he met New Year's Eve at the first time, and he fell ill at every turn. It is obvious that this person is shy and dull in love affairs, and is often forced by him. The guy who has to cooperate with him is his favorite, but there are too many unpredictable factors hidden in New Year's Eve. Even now they are in love with each other and when their feelings are the strongest, Xiao Nanzhu also Inevitably will pay attention to some.

In the past few days, New Year's Eve has been inseparable with him. Xiao Nanzhu is very familiar with every inch and every inch of his body. Naturally, he knows when there will be any abnormalities in him, but obviously except for being too overdrawn. The exhaustion shown by life, New Year's Eve is not as fascinated by evil spirits as he was during the New Year's Eve, and regarding this matter, New Year's Eve did not hide it from him, only raised the end of his eyes and glanced at him, then seriously replied,

"My divine power is the strongest and most uncontrollable during the first lunar month. Because there are many evil spirits during the New Year, I can't always be on my guard. During the early Tang Dynasty, I wasted a lot of time for the chaos in the world at that time, and then I had a heart from time to time. Devil. The heart demon is addicted, the stronger my divine power is, the more dangerous it will be. Now that my divine power is weakened because of my own self-assertion, the heart demon will naturally not come out to cause trouble, and cause trouble for you, Master Li..."

When the man in red said this, Xiao Nanzhu raised his eyebrows in surprise. He had never mentioned this kind of relationship with him before on New Year's Eve, and he just thought it was a long time since New Year's Eve had not been infected by evil , is a manifestation of improved immunity. Now it seems that the biggest hidden danger is New Year's Eve itself, but the key is to make New Year's Eve stay with him for a longer time. Xiao Nanzhu has decided to use the method of building gods in his body. When it comes to this matter, I have to talk about the ancient writing expert Lao Yang who agreed with him before to wear some materials for him.

Lao Yang has completely disappeared since the phone call with Xiao Nanzhu, and no one can be found by calling again, and there is no news from Xiao Nanzhu when he asked Luo Jia to ask. Passed it to him, but now it is completely cut off.This had to make Xiao Nanzhu a little vigilant, but he couldn't continue to understand the calendar before he couldn't find Lao Yang, and the resurrection of the old traditional festival was much smoother than here.

Xiao Nanzhu finally managed to settle the previous matter about Shangsi. Jianqi Twelve Jue is well-deserved. After using Xiao Nanzhu to draw a brand new calendar paper, the third grader who had rebuilt his body and soul was also granted his title again. Old title: Shangsi.Because of his dedication to protecting Luobei in the vegetable market that day, he received the respect of all the humans present, and Xiao Nanzhu himself was quite reliable, so the resurrection process went smoothly.

Nearly half of the traditional calendar gods who died in the old days finally revived one, which has to make people feel very happy. Many calendar gods personally congratulated Shangsi, but now Shangsi, who has regained his status as a god, did not put on airs, because he Now I live in a brand-new calendar paper, and I am very happy, so according to the traditional habits of our Chinese people, it is natural to treat guests at home, so with this name, Shangsi is now on the third day of March. At the table banquet, some familiar calendar gods were invited to have dinner.

The calendar gods in those ordinary days were not familiar with the former Shangsi, so they would not appear.Those who have old friendships with him are nothing more than the 22 traditional festivals in the old calendar. When I received the invitation on New Year's Eve, I naturally gave face. Because Xiao Nanzhu is a mortal, he can't come to have a meal. See this on New Year's Eve when there is no interpersonal relationship. It's a bit embarrassing, but he always wants to drink Shangsi's glass of wedding wine, but after he waits, he finds that his old friends who haven't seen each other for thousands of years have all come to Shangsi's calendar with a congratulatory attitude. When New Year's Eve came, the Gods of Calendar who were still sitting around immediately stood up and bowed.

"New Year's Eve--"

Mr. Chongyang is dressed in light yellow brocade clothes, with a jade crown smiling face full of black hair, full of gentleness, his forehead is matched with a satin dotted with topaz to wipe his forehead, and his eyebrows are also very polite and respectful.

The Mid-Autumn Festival next to him is also a young man with a temperament like a bright moon, and he only comes up to say hello to New Year's Eve with a white rabbit that is constantly struggling.

Zhongyuan was dressed in black and had a cold demeanor, with a ghostly look on his body, and his face was terrifyingly white, but when he saw Xiaonian hugging a bastard and pulling his hem to call him Uncle Zhongyuan, he still hugged him helplessly, There are many other calendar gods, some still have traditional festival identities, and some have lost their traditional identities. Seeing this inexplicably nostalgic scene, New Year's Eve also walked in after a slight daze.

These calendar gods and New Year's Eve are not familiar with each other because they are of different ages, but perhaps because the popular New Year's Eve is not as difficult to get along with as before, these juniors still came together one by one and said a lot to New Year's Eve talk.On New Year's Eve, he was not good at words, and he was forced by Xiao Nanzhu so that he would not look like a clay sculpture. Faced with this situation, he was naturally very nervous, so he just greeted everyone with a calm face and got everyone to sit down.

Due to seniority, this expressionless New Year's Eve in red was naturally seated in the first seat. Next to him was Hua Chao, who was holding a flower by his chin and smirking in a daze.

Because of some things, Qingming was angry with Hanshi again. Seeing this on New Year's Eve, he frowned and taught Qingming a few words. Qingming's face flushed with anger, but he was afraid of New Year's Eve and dared not refute. Seeing this situation, Xiaonian huddled in the middle Yuan's arms were still laughing non-stop, and the rest, such as Mid-Autumn Festival and Chongyang Festival, were chatting in twos and threes, and when Shangsi was pouring wine for all the old friends present, I finally felt this old age on New Year's Eve. Convenience too.

The emotional Shangsi Festival spoke for a long time, such as thanking Kuafu who is wise and powerful, thanking Huangdi who is wise and powerful, thanking Peng Zu who is wise and powerful, and thanking the teacher who is wise and powerful. Everyone drank and cheered. As the oldest elder present, he was supposed to sit unapproachably on New Year's Eve. For some reason, he was dragged by Shangsi and toasted more than twenty times, but this New Year's Eve He has good living habits. He has always gone to bed early and woke up early and does not smoke or drink alcohol. This amount of alcohol is naturally conceivable, so when Xiao Nanzhu, who had been bored all night, took a shower and sat on the sofa to wait for New Year's Eve, he suddenly smelled the smell in the air. There was a strong smell of alcohol, and as soon as Xiao Nanzhu looked up, he saw his red dress was like fire, and a drunken beauty was lying on the edge of the calendar paper and looking at him.

The red sand painted with a Chinese ink brush was still there a few days ago, and the seductive smell of wine on the red-faced New Year's Eve aroused Xiao Nanzhu's enthusiasm. The god looked at him steadily and suddenly smiled.

The god born in the first month never smiles, and the corners of his lips always seem to be indifferent and cold, but this smile seems to cut through the coldest coldness in the sky and the earth, so beautiful that Xiao Nanzhu can't control the evil thoughts in his heart, he He felt that the current New Year's Eve looked a little cute, innocent and clumsy like a child, but just after Xiao Nanzhu couldn't help but hugged such a New Year's Eve tightly, he suddenly heard New Year's Eve muttering in a somewhat slow and deep tone,

"It's great...they're not afraid of me anymore..."

Xiao Nanzhu twisted his heart in these words, wishing he could hold him in his arms and feel sorry for him for a while, but the problem of being incomprehensible on New Year's Eve seemed to be a little different because of the irrigation of the wine.So this night, Master Xiao Dali still had a full ecstasy night, and it was rare to get drunk on New Year's Eve, so it was rare to take the initiative to pester others. , Xiao Nanzhu's work-related matters naturally cannot be delayed.

In ancient times, there was always talk about celestial phenomena, but when a person with great blessings or the blessings of heaven appeared, they would just show it from the celestial phenomena, because the god Shangsi reappeared in the world a few days ago, and the soaring blessing immediately caused a strange phenomenon in the sky of Y City that day In addition to the purple auspicious clouds, the city's news including the meteorological department have deliberately reported on this phenomenon, and Xiao Nanzhu also specially appeased several netizens who worried that they might be poisoned to death by the mutant smog on Weibo. Their comments perfectly explained the occurrence of Ziyun from the perspective of true feudalism and superstition.

Because the scientific organization was unable to give an explanation, the purple cloud also caused a wide range of discussions before, but Xiao Nanzhu directly explained it by saying that this is not a smog but an auspicious omen, which still aroused many people's doubts.However, the world of magic sticks has never believed in science. In today’s era where everyone talks about science, it’s not easy to have a person like him who talks about gods and gods. Xiao Nanzhu’s Weibo account is still a small one now. He has become an Internet celebrity. He was bored a few days ago and even applied for a yellow v for himself. It was certified as a famous Huang Li teacher on Weibo, and there was an extra sentence in his signature...

【Master Huang Li, an expert who teaches you how to live^_^】

It seems that our master Xiao Dali is not far from a serious marketing account, and contacting advertisements and opening Taobao seems to be a big way to make money.Although since the beginning of the new year, Xiao Nanzhu's personal savings has basically disappeared to the current state where he can't starve to death for at least five lifetimes, but no one thinks he has a lot of money, even if he still lives in a dilapidated house The second-hand car he just bought two weeks ago is still comfortable for him, and even though he looks like a person, he is actually a semi-big boss with about [-] employees under him, so Xiao Nanzhu can't help but think about it. His next work started, but one day, before he came to check Weibo for a while on the calendar that went to work that day, he suddenly received a private message from a stranger.