Chinese Almanac Master

When the evil spirits escaped from the underworld, Xiao Nanzhu was sitting with New Year's Eve in the dark cinema watching a movie.

In order to respond to the theme of going out on a date alone today, Xiao Nanzhu also deliberately chose a literary love school pain movie that he thought was boring to death.

In view of the fact that his way of dealing with objects has always been simple, rude, direct and full of efficiency, so he doesn't quite understand some points that need to be paid attention to when going to the movies with his object, and it is rare for him to put down his airs to find him When his friends and friends were answering questions, the group of brain-dead old men around him immediately began to give him blind ideas.

Zhang Chi: "Hey! I'm asking the right question! Teacher Li! Let me teach you! Dating! You have to buy the whole movie theater! And spread more than 200 catties of imported roses on the floor! Wait for the lights to go out Don’t show the movie yet! Just play the beautiful and moving MVs of the two of you together with each other and love stories! Then halfway through the show, you slowly walk out from the side holding a bouquet of flowers, kneel down and say you love him loudly! What? Like! Is it great! Just say whether it’s great or not!"

Xiao Nanzhu: "..."

Situ Zhang: "A date to watch a movie? Damn Xiao Nanzhu, you are so fucking old-fashioned hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahaha you still choose the seat so far in front of you and even have a fart date hahahaha you idiot hahahahaha Haha!!! Quickly refund the ticket and change the seat! Do you know that it is convenient to sit in the last row! I have to teach you this! Haha!"

Xiao Nanzhu: "..."

Peng Dong: "Ah, watch a movie? Brother Nan, why don't you prepare a gift that Brother Xi likes? In fact, as long as the atmosphere is good, there is nothing special about it. I don't know much about it, hehe"

In view of the fact that only Peng Dong came up with the idea that seemed to come from a human mouth, Xiao Nanzhu found a gold shop to order a gold ingot after thinking about it, and specially asked the craftsman to make a young beast. in the form of the beast.

Before going out, he finally bought some flowers in advance and hid them under the chairs in the movie theater, and when he sat back with the bucket full of popcorn hidden in gifts, he knew nothing about everything he had prepared. When he was around New Year's Eve, Xiao Nanzhu lowered his head and looked in front of him with a cold demeanor. He still seemed unfriendly to strangers, but he subconsciously took the popcorn he handed to him and stupidly asked what kind of New Year's Eve this was. It's a little bit sweet like a boy.

"Master Li, why does this young man like this girl and still humiliate him like this?"

"Oh... just duplicity, there is something wrong with my brain."

"Well, there is something wrong with it."

"2333333333333"

The last row of two big men who don't fit in with this movie about traumatic abortion on campus are sitting in the last row muttering and occasionally talking, just like the young man who just fell in love with him, and the atmosphere is really good. The front row Some of the young lovers who were sitting had already hugged each other and started to smear and start their hands and feet. They were speechless after seeing Xiao Nanzhu, and they couldn't even yawn for a while.

Because I don’t like eating popcorn very much on New Year’s Eve, so I have been staring at the big screen and paying attention to the plot seriously. Seeing this, Xiao Nanzhu had no choice but to take it by himself and bite the bullet and start eating, thinking about getting the things under the bucket as soon as possible. Eat it out to give a surprise on New Year's Eve, but when he finally pulled out the jewelry box at the bottom, his phone suddenly vibrated without warning. Xiao Nanzhu's complexion immediately became a little uneasy.

"In the northwest corner, the ghostly aura in the city is gradually sinking, Master Li, we have to leave quickly."

Almost at the same time, New Year's Eve next to him suddenly spoke. Seeing his gloomy expression, Xiao Nanzhu knew that the decisive New Year's Eve was going to work in a hurry. Xiao Nanzhu, who still had time to please his boyfriend in the evening, was a little unhappy, and after clicking his tongue irritably, he directly pushed his hand into the popcorn pile, and gave the jewelry box to a rough mess. After taking it out, he sent the messy bunch of flowers and the jewelry box under the chair to New Year's Eve.

"Okay, okay, I get it... But what, it's okay to have a kiss first before getting down to business, Mr. New Year's Eve?"

Frowning with an old rascal's tone, Xiao Nanzhu's words made New Year's Eve stunned for a long time without saying a word, and before he could say a word, what do you mean, Master Li, etc., he was taken the initiative by Xiao Nanzhu A kiss made her face turn red suddenly.

When lips and tongues touched, the faint smell of smoke from Xiao Nanzhu's body came over. The New Year's Eve breath was chaotic, and the palm of his hand stroked the back of Xiao Nanzhu's neck to deepen the kiss. Xiao Nanzhu, who was almost crushed to death by his strength, could not bear it. He couldn't help laughing lowly, and after stepping back a little, he had already gently hung up the golden ingot engraved with the Nian beast along the cold and thin neck of the god, and at the same time rushed New Year's Eve in the darkness blinked his eyes like a snarl.

"You don't have a zodiac sign, so just bring Ah Nian. As the old saying goes, gold protects oneself and accumulates blessings. How about it? Do you still like it?"

Mr. Xiao Nanzhu's superb teasing skills came in handy at the most critical moment, but because the situation on Zhongyuan's side was unknown, neither of them could delay for too long.

And even if I really want to seriously express to my calendar teacher the many emotions that are about to explode in my heart at the moment, it is rare that Mr. New Year's Eve, who is a little bit unhappy because of a personal matter, will finally get along with Xiao Nanzhu as quickly as possible. The speed rushed to the central area of ​​the incident.

Not surprisingly, as soon as the New Year's Eve King dressed in red and full of evil spirits goes out, no matter whether it is evil spirits in the world or evil spirits in the underground, they all have to kneel down and beg for mercy to this god king.

It is unforgivable for evil ghosts to hurt people. The pale and gloomy New Year's Eve just stretched out his sleeves and tore open the ugly face that the evil spirits wanted to pounce on. The red tassels were drenched in blood, and the perennially pale complexion set off the scenes of ghosts and blood spilled on the street, which really gave a thrilling feeling.

"Master Calendar! Mr. New Year's Eve! You are here!"

Hearing the noise, he trotted out of a dim residential house. Shangsi looked a bit lonely all over his body. He thought that he had fought fiercely with these evil spirits before. Not long after, Qingming followed with a sword dripping with blood. He came out from behind, the bruises on his face were clearly visible, his expression of foreboding was somewhat different from usual, and when they both ran in front of Xiao Nanzhu, Xiao Nanzhu, who was smoking a cigarette, only raised his eyebrows and looked at them After one glance, he raised his hand and slowly gave them a heads-up.

"What about those two? Where did they go?"

"Ah! It hurts to death! How do we know! We have notified them a long time ago! But there is no reply until now! We have searched the surrounding places back and forth, if there is nothing, it is there!"

Qingming covered his forehead with a desperate look, Shangsi foolishly covered his head and stretched out his hands to rub Qingming to comfort him, Xiao Nanzhu looked at the two boys amusedly when he saw this, and didn't speak for a while, after all I asked them to work overtime on this matter today, and now that there is a problem, I don’t have much to say, but seeing a blood moon looming in the mid-air, and on New Year’s Eve, he also cast his solemn eyes on himself, and Xiao Nanzhu spoke for a while. Then he frowned and said thoughtfully, "Hey, that's weird, it doesn't make sense what will happen to those two... Let us pack up all these evil spirits and take them back. Where did this go? Why can't I detect any signs of their actions..."

Xiao Nanxi and the others wondered where Han Yi and Zhong Yuan had gone, but on the other hand, Han Yi and Zhong Yuan, who had been separated from Qingming Shangsi at the beginning, actually encountered a situation similar to theirs, because they were also in the same situation right away. He felt the breath of the evil spirits fleeing, and after that, he tried to eliminate ghosts in the city and has not been able to rest until now.

However, although the relationship has been bad before and there is no friendship at all, the two gods still maintain a certain degree of tacit understanding. Without any extra communication, they began to pack up these evil ghosts that are completely different from ordinary ghosts. And, I saw the Yanling saber in the hand of Hanyi Festival pull out beautiful saber lights and fall, and those evil spirits who ran amok, dirty and smelly, fell down one by one, and there were still people on the side of the road with dim street lights. Either drowned, or burned to death, or died of festering blood holes all over the body, the evil spirits approached him with groans and screams, and Zhongyuan, who was also fighting against these evil spirits by his side, saw Hanyi's sword move He looked a little more restrained than before, but unexpectedly gave him an extra look.

"Watch me doing? Does Mr. Zhongyuan want to taste this saber?"

Wiping the blood on the blade with his pale fingertips, the red-eyed Han Yi stabbed Zhong Yuan expressionlessly and habitually. Zhong Yuan seemed a little disgusted by his attitude of never being willing to speak properly. I just turned around not to look at Han Yi, whose figure was already a little unsteady, and then replied coldly, "It's so much better when you don't speak than when you speak, don't let me hear your voice again ,Leave far away."

The two gods who looked at each other hated each other said so, so they responded to each other and stopped looking at each other. No amount of ghostly roars seemed to be able to stop the two black-clothed and black-haired ghost festival gods from breaking out of the encirclement. The hem of Yuan Jie's black clothes was like a dense fog that could not be dispersed in the night, and he didn't even need to take out the Jiedao around his waist, its own majesty was enough to scare these evil spirits out of their wits.

Immediately after him, Han Yi slashed and slaughtered the remains of the heads of these dead souls like a harvester with a knife in his hand. Red blood drops splashed in mid-air, which vaguely resembled the scene of Shura hell. Seeing that both of them were stained with blood The blood mist-like traces of the face, these evil spirits are finally being cleaned up, but Han Yi's face behind the gray veil is getting paler, and just as Zhong Yuan is about to let Han Yi put away the knife, the two leave as soon as possible When they had a round with Xiao Nanzhu and the others, a female ghost whose body had been damaged and fell among the evil ghosts suddenly got up with a charming smile and grabbed Han Yi's knife handle.

"Lang Jun Lang Jun, spare the life of the slave family, you have ruined the beauty of the slave family, you are going to hurt the slave family hee hee..."

The female ghost smiled so coquettishly and opened her mouth. Disgusting purple pus and blood kept disappearing from her nose and mouth. Her face was covered with festering wounds and blood holes. Every blood hole was left by her victim after her death. A piece of criminal evidence, no matter who sees such a perverted ghost, his back turns cold, and Han Yi naturally drew out his knife to chop off the female ghost's neck when he saw it, but his physical abnormality today is enough. This female ghost with evil intentions took advantage of the loophole, Zhongyuan witnessed all this and stretched out his hand to stop Han Yijie, but the speed of the Yanxiang knife was still falling so fast, and the scream of the female ghost rang out at the same time , and when Han Yijie, who was covered in blood, turned around again, he saw Zhongyuan staring at him strangely through the mask.

"You don't even know what that is?

Zhongyuan rarely asked Hanyi Jie in a somewhat impatient tone, Han Yijie narrowed his eyes in a bad mood when he heard this, not knowing what kind of riddle this annoying coffin board was playing with himself.

But his doubts didn't last long, because soon a strange feeling that seemed to be clinging to the bones made the fingers covered in the sleeves of the cold clothes tighten, and seeing that he really didn't know, Zhong Yuan It was silent, and after a long while slowly started to walk towards the frozen clothes.

"Meigui's resentment is in her flesh and blood. If you want to kill her, you must not listen to any words. When you chopped off her head with a knife, you were infected with her lust. How do you feel now?"

It was really unpleasant to ask this question. Knowing that he was already wearing the cold clothes that charmed ghosts, his face was gloomy and he didn't speak, but a terrible cold air began to emanate from his body. The injury was already severe, and because of his shortness of breath, he couldn't stand still in an instant, and just when he was unsteady on his feet and barely supported himself with the Yanling knife, Zhongyuan Festival had already turned sideways slightly and held steady with one hand Supported his lower back.

"roll……"

He gritted his teeth and squeezed out the word, Han Yi Jie's pale face was still covered with that eerie veil, and his body also had a strong and disgusting smell of blood.

But no one knows better than himself that at this moment, a strange and dirty thought is surging in his body, which makes him sick to the top of his head, and what is about to come out of his throat is also a coquettish and weak moan. Impossible, and Xiang's current situation only made him want to slash the bloody charmer a few more times to relieve his hatred.

If this were normal, Han Yi would definitely feel that Han Yi was cruel and cruel, but the Han Yi who was in trouble today is indeed a little different from usual, just this weak look with trembling eyebrows and bowing his head without saying a word makes people feel a little uncomfortable It's easy to sneer.

In addition, he didn't remind him in time before, so he didn't care about Hanyi's bad words towards him for a while, and just let go of his cold body that was no different from a dead person, and saw Hanyi holding the handle of the knife reluctantly. Standing still, Xiangzi looked up at the blood moon in mid-air and said, "After the seventh month and a half, the ghosts and ghosts will dissipate by themselves. Keep your mind steady, and you will recover in the daytime. "

Saying this, Zhong Yuan didn't think about whether Han Yi, the poison of charming ghosts, could endure it, because he had a bad relationship with Han Yi, so naturally he wouldn't consider everything for him.

Seeing that the mountain of corpses and the sea of ​​blood on the ground have not yet been dealt with, Zhongyuan Festival only drew out his own saber to save them by himself, but before he could make a move, the veiled Han Yi couldn't hold back and fell to his knees on the ground panting After taking a few breaths, he slowly grabbed the hem of his clothes with trembling hands.

"what……"

Even a god can't stand against the lustful thoughts cast by a charming ghost. His body in cold clothes is pale all day long, but the body under the cloak and the face behind the veil are still completely hidden. He is in a daze at the moment, and he just tilts his head up. Looking at the aloof Zhongyuan.

The slender eyes full of tears reflected in the white moonlight stunned Zhong Yuan for a moment, but before he could say anything, Han Yi, who was fascinated by the charmer, suddenly touched his icy hands. It landed on his belt, and then the Li Shen, who was usually like a ghost, approached the black and gold Jiedao on the Ghost Festival like a snake, and licked it lightly with the tip of his tongue.

"Cold clothes!"

Zhongyuan suddenly raised his voice and seemed a little angry. After all, he had only seen this evil ghost rushing towards him in a provocative posture, but he had never seen him so obsessed with lust. However, when Han Yi heard Zhongyuan's voice, he felt nothing. Responding, he just tried to get closer to Zhongyuan and wanted to touch him.

Seeing this situation, Zhongyuan frowned and just wanted to get angry, but while waving his sleeves, he mistakenly tore off the gray veil that had been covered by the cold clothes all this time, and saw a strange face as frosty and white as paper, with black hair all over his head. The man with hairy eyes and pupils approached him with an emotional attitude. He only saw the light-colored lips in the cold clothes fall on the Jie knife, and then he put his lips and tongue around the scabbard and licked it emotionally.

Zhongyuan's Jiedao was with him when he was still in the Yulan Festival. Because it was a knife that monks often carried with them, even though it was an excellent weapon, Zhongyuan never let him see a bloody knife. , suffered a little evil.

But now this noble and dusty Jie Dao is being smeared wantonly by a man in half-dressed clothes. His face was gradually dyed with a bright tide of emotion, as if he was serving him, he played with the Jie Dao carefully, but after half a ring of Zhong Yuan, he fell silent with unsteady breathing.

But before he could suppress the strange emotions in his chest, the cold clothes over there seemed to be tired of the cold scabbard, and then climbed onto Zhongyuan's calf, trying to find other As a substitute, when he sniffed the faint sandalwood scent on Zhongyuan's body and approached Zhongyuan's lower abdomen little by little, Zhongyuan Festival finally squeezed his jaw unbearably, half disgusted and half complicated. He said, "Han Yi, are you crazy?"