Ex-husband sells for 300 yuan

Ling Qian turned his head blankly.

Bei Weixi smiled at him, trying to restrain the unnatural emotions in her heart, and continued: "You said at noon today, I am the culprit, please let me help you when you take a bath."

Ling Qian's eyes widened slightly, and then, the pajamas that were originally under his right arm fell to the ground with a clatter.

Bei Weixi wanted to help him pick it up, and just stood up, Ling Qian, who had only one hand left, quickly squatted down, grabbed all the messy underwear into his arms, and held them in an extremely awkward posture. Stand up again.

"No!" He said in a panic, "I was just joking with Cheng Haomiao!"

"But it's really inconvenient for you to be like this?" Bevisi said.

"It's okay, just take a shower casually." Ling Qian hugged his clothes and stepped back, "It's such a cold day, you don't sweat much, so you don't need to wash too seriously."

After he finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to run, but when he walked to the door, he stopped.

Holding his clothes, he couldn't move his hands to open the door.

Bevisi walked over silently, stood beside him, stretched out her hand and turned the doorknob.

Ling Qian looked down at the messy clothes in his arms: "...Thank you."

"You're welcome," Bevisi said.

He really wanted to remind Ling Qian that you said just now that you took a shower because you were sweating too much.

Silly kid, he can't even lie.

Ling Qian usually takes a shower very quickly, and usually takes less than three to ten minutes to get everything done, even drying his hair.

But today, he tossed about for nearly an hour.

When Ling Qian returned to the room with his head still covered with steam and looking disheveled, Bevisi was sitting at the desk and distracted.

"I'm going crazy, it's too difficult, it's really too difficult," he yelled again as soon as he entered the door, "I can't wait to shave my head tomorrow! Just shave it clean, wipe it down with a towel every morning and evening, Never have to wash it again!"

It seems that washing hair with one hand is not smooth.

Not only is there a problem with washing his hair, but he also has trouble drying his hair, and his hairstyle looks weird.

"...Are you willing?" Bevisi asked.

Seeing Ling Qian sitting on the sofa with messy hair and wrinkled face, he wanted to walk over again.

But this time, he held back.

Ling Qian didn't answer, was silent for a few seconds, and then heaved a long sigh.

He must be reluctant.

This guy who usually looks carefree is a bit smug in his bones.A while ago, when they had just faced the economic crisis and took a serious inventory of their expenses, Bevisi found that his monthly haircut was a considerable expense.

At first glance, Ling Qian's hairstyle is nothing special, but it was specially designed by a hair stylist. It is expensive, fluffy but docile, perfectly fits his face shape, and won't overwhelm the host.He used to have to trim it almost every week just to keep it going.

In Ling Qian's words, the goal is to not see the length before cutting, and not to see the short after cutting, and always precisely maintain the most appropriate length.

Bevisi couldn't understand it at all.He used to go to a small private shop diagonally across from the community for haircuts, and it costs 20 yuan for men to wash, cut and blow dry.In order to save money and hassle, he always waits until the bangs poke his eyes, and then cuts them until the two eyebrows are exposed.

After hearing this, Ling Qian reprimanded him for being too sloppy.

Recently, both of them have changed, and they have been relatively compromised.

Last week, Bei Weixi went with Ling Qian to enjoy the 380 yuan washing, cutting and blowing.Hearing that it was the cheapest one in that shop, Ling Qian was filled with grievances, but Bevisi already felt pretty good. After getting her hair cut, she became refreshed and made an exception to look in the mirror for half a minute before taking a shower that night. .

Under certain conditions, everyone will be more or less smug.

To be able to make someone like Ling Qian, who has a lot of requirements for appearance, to declare that he doesn't want hair, it can be seen that he has indeed suffered a serious setback just now.

If he really acted on impulse, Bevisi was sure he would suffer a blow too.

He didn't want to see this delicate and beautiful boy with a bald head at all.

There is obviously an easier solution than a haircut.

"I just said that," he spread his hands towards Ling Qian, "It's inconvenient for you, I'll help you."

Ling Qian pursed his lips and looked at him without saying a word, looking a little nervous but also very obedient.

"You don't really want to shave your hair, do you?" Beverly asked.

"You can also shave it shorter and make a cut." Ling Qian said in a low voice, without any confidence, "It's convenient to wash, and you don't need to blow it, and you don't worry about mess. I can't just ask you to help me every day, isn't it good? ..."

Bei Weixi thought to herself, don't you help me for nothing?

Ling Qian simply had other worries.

Bevisi quickly thought of an excuse to make her behavior appear less ulterior.

"Who said I want to help you for nothing?" he asked.

"Huh?" Ling Qian was puzzled.

"It's very cheap." He adjusted his posture, facing Ling Qian, showing a kind smile, "I only charge you ten yuan a time."

Ling Qian was shocked: "You actually paid me back?"

"...Is labor worthless?" Bevisi also looked surprised.

Ling Qian hesitated for a while, then smiled: "It's fine, you wash me a thousand times, and you can pay back the 1 yuan that you cheated on me back then."

Once a day, that's three years.Bevisi thought, this is really a good proposal.

Should he owe Ling Qian a little more money?

It's just that Ling Qian's hand won't be broken for that long.

"That's right!" Ling Qian suddenly remembered something, and slapped his thigh, "What happened to the [-] I gave you later? I haven't heard you mention it! Is it over again!"

His words revealed that he had no confidence in Bevisi, and he was ready to go in vain.

At this kind of moment, if you can slap the general in the face severely, it will be a standard Shuangwen routine.

Unfortunately, reality is cruel.

Bevisi's eyes wandered: "Uh..."

Ling Qian immediately narrowed his eyes: "Do you have to wash two thousand times?"

"It's not really..." Bei Weixi was quite embarrassed, "In principle, it's earned, and it's not too little..."

Ling Qian was puzzled: "Then what are you haggling about? How much did you earn?"

"How much you earn depends on how you calculate it," Bei Weixi smiled at him, "In principle..."

"Don't be principled, just be straightforward," Ling Qian raised his finger wearing a splint, "I bet there must be a fraud!"

"My eyesight is really fine." Bevisi emphasized.

He just showed Cheng Haomiao the trend chart of the stock he bought today, and Cheng Haomiao was immediately moved and admired him so much that he wished to conjure up a sum of money and entrust him to invest.

"In such a short period of time, it has risen by nearly 50.00%," Bevisi said. "As a novice investor, is it quite successful?"

"That's good," Ling Qian said anxiously, "Hurry up, stop messing around, take it out? Just accept it when it's good, you've proved yourself, let's stop playing with this in the future, okay?"

"But if you want to take it out... Excluding the miscellaneous handling fees, there is probably... close to 1 yuan." Bei Weixi said.

"..."

Beverly smiled at him.

Ling Qian didn't give up: "What you call approaching, do you approach from above, or... from below?"

"Don't be in a hurry," Bei Weixi avoided his question, "As long as you don't take it out first, you won't be able to get rid of it at all, and you can still make money."

Ling Qian was speechless.

"Oh, it's another lesson learned," Bevisi was very sad, "In the final analysis, the principal is still not enough. Otherwise..."

"I won't give you any more money!" Ling Qian said solemnly.

Bei Weixi opened her mouth and closed it again.He shrugged, sighed again, and continued to smile at Ling Qian.

"Don't do this with me, I can't afford you anymore." Ling Qian said.

Bei Weixi was also very bitter.

It's not about money anymore.Why is it so difficult to perform in front of Ling Qian?

How wronged, obviously his investment vision is not a problem.

But he didn't say anything, he just showed the most confident smile to Ling Qian, pretending that he was confident and would be able to turn the tide in the future.

That night, Bei Weixi did not dare to sleep on the sofa again.

When he gently opened the door with his laptop at 01:30 in the morning, the lights were still on.

Ling Qian wasn't asleep yet.

He didn't even lie down, he was sitting on the head of the bed with his pillow on his head, reading a book.

"Why don't you go to bed so late?" Bevisi asked.

"Wait for you."

Ling Qian's voice was lazy.He put down the book, yawned, and looked at Bevisy sleepily.

"Otherwise you will secretly sleep on the sofa again."

This scene is so weird.

Bevisi thought to herself, the picture in front of her was like a cute and dissatisfied newlywed wife waiting for her husband, so as to force him to fulfill his intimate obligations.

By the way, they are really newlyweds.

Although the divorce procedure has been done.

"Why can't I sleep on the sofa?" Bei Weixi walked to the desk, put down the things in her hand, and didn't go there immediately.

"Because you didn't give me a reasonable reason, you have something to hide from me," Ling Qian said, "I am very upset."

Bevisi understood.Ling Qian's train of thought is probably that if you make me unhappy, I can't make you happy either.

How can there be such a naive person.

He was almost like a child.

Children need to be coaxed.

Bei Weixi couldn't give him a "reasonable reason", so she could only honestly walk to the bedside.

In Ling Qian's sight, he took off his shoes silently, climbed onto the bed, and got into his own quilt.

"Turn off the light." He looked at Ling Qian, "Good night."

Ling Qian frowned, with a little doubt in his expression.But in the end, he didn't say anything, and after turning off the reading light by the bed, he also lay down.

"I really don't bother sleeping." He emphasized to Bevisi in a dark room.

"En." Bevisi replied.

I know, he thought.

Ling Qian fell asleep very quietly, his breathing was shallow, he rarely turned over, he appeared to be well-behaved and quiet, with a kind of cuteness that was completely different from when he woke up.

"Your sleeping appearance is pretty good too, it doesn't affect me." Ling Qian said again.

Bevisi was silent.

He knew that he slept well, and he was very glad that he didn't affect Ling Qian.Two people lying side by side on the same bed like this, in the dead of night, inevitably have some thoughts in their hearts, wanting to do something.

When Ling Qian is really affected, it may be too late.

"Good night." Ling Qian said.

Bevisi still didn't respond.He had already said good night just now, it was getting late, everyone was sleepy, they should close their eyes and go to sleep earlier.

Asleep, nothing bad and regrettable can happen.

The two remained silent, lying in their own quilts, motionless.They were not very close, they couldn't hear each other's breathing, and the whole space was extremely quiet.

Until Bevisi's voice suddenly remembered.

"You're so weird," he said.

Sure enough, Ling Qian was still awake, turned around immediately, and said in a sleepy and bewildered voice: "What?"

"Why do you insist on sleeping on the same bed with me? It's so strange," Bevisi closed her eyes and whispered, "Are you trying to take advantage of me?"