He doesn't want to be the protagonist

kill him!kill him!

The voice became clearer and louder, buzzing in Qiu Hanci's ears.

Qiu Hanci raised his eyes to see that Su Ruanlian was squatting on the ground, holding the magic weapon left by Lord Zuofeng in his hand.

The voice next to my ear was still bewitching: kill him, quick!

Qiu Hanci narrowed his eyes and walked over slowly. He squatted down and looked at Su Ruanlian from the bottom up.From this angle, he could see the smooth chin, the straight bridge of the nose, and the thick and thick black eyelashes.

Su Ruanlian's eyes met Qiu Hanci's, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised, smiling slightly at Qiu Hanci.

The mysterious voice said: Don't come again when the opportunity is too late!

Qiu Hanci stretched out his hand, the mysterious voice was very excited, and the words he said trembled a little.

Is he finally going to make it?

Thousands of years ago, he failed to seduce the Supreme Master Zuofeng, but was sealed in the magic weapon by that person. For so many years, he couldn't get out, and he couldn't find anything alive to chat with him to relieve his boredom. He was almost bored to death.

It's all the fault of that peak lord!

But there is no such thing as an unparalleled path, and after living miserable and alone for thousands of years, that person came again. Although he changed in appearance, the mysterious voice indicated that he was definitely still the same person from before.

Even the person standing next to him is an old acquaintance!

It secretly looks forward to...

Qiu Hanci was dizzy, he only remembered a voice telling him to do what he wanted to do, to say everything he wanted to say.Qiu Hanci raised his eyes, he was very close to Su Ruanlian, and could even feel the heat of Su Ruanlian's breath.

The beautiful face was magnified in front of his eyes, Qiu Hanci swallowed his saliva, and suddenly his courage doubled.

The little tiger had a magic weapon in its mouth and a stick in its paw. As soon as it looked up, it saw Qiu Hanci smirking and turning around in a circle.

Su Ruanlian raised her eyebrows and said, "Brother, what are you?"

Qiu Hanci suddenly turned his head, grinned, and held Su Ruanlian's hand in a swift and swift manner.

Qiu Han resigned: "Su Ruanlian, I've always wanted to tell you something, and it's been hidden in my heart for a long time."

Su Ruanlian looked at him fixedly, and said after a long while: "Say it."

Qiu Han resigned: "I know you are a good person, but can you promise me that in two and a half years, when Xiao Rongshu wants to hack me to death, don't come out and stop him!"

There was a weird silence, so quiet that only Qiu Hanci's breathing could be heard.

Su Ruanlian said: "...?"

Qiu Hanci wiped his face, and said again: "Actually, I'm suffering in my heart, you are really nice, but it's a pity that I can't be with you, if it weren't for... well, we can still be friends. "

Su Ruanlian squinted his eyes and scanned Qiu Hanci's surroundings. With a sneer, he suddenly stretched out his hand and slammed his fist on a spherical object.

There was a click, and there was a crack on the thing. Qiu Hanci was holding on to Su Ruanlian's hand, his head was almost on Su Ruanlian's shoulder, and he kept muttering, "Su Ruanlian, you You look so good, you must be a good person, do me a favor, and make sure I die..."

After the thing shattered, Qiu Hanci, who was rubbing his head against someone, froze suddenly. He raised his head blankly, his eyes blurred.Su Ruanlian took Qiu Hanci's hand and said, "Brother, are my shoulders comfortable? Is it good to rub?"

"Okay..." What the hell!Qiu Hanci withdrew his hand like an electric shock, he turned his head to look left and right, only to realize that he seemed to have done something big when he was unconscious.

There was a crack in the round magic weapon, and a small white fluffy thing floated out of it, Qiu Han resigned quickly, grabbed the thing, and took a closer look, the little white hair actually had two eyes.

Bai Mao struggled and said, "Damn it!"

Qiu Hanci thought the voice was a bit familiar, Su Ruanlian reminded: "Brother, if I guessed correctly, you were confused by this thing just now."

Qiu Hanci frowned, this little thing that looks like a dog's tail can actually confuse people's hearts.

"Why do both of you like to use these tricks?" One creates illusions, and the other secretly encourages others to do bad things.

Qiu Hanci's heart skipped a beat, he remembered that he was bewitched by this little thing just now, and told all those ulterior secrets...

Foxtail Grass twisted her body and said after realizing that she was helpless, "What's wrong with you, I asked you to kill the person next to you, but you actually ran over and said that you think he is good, you like him, you are shameless, you He is a righteous scum!"

Qiu Hanci corrected: "Don't talk nonsense, Su Ruanlian is just my junior, I call it cherishing the friendship of fellow students."

The dog's tail grass said: "Don't pretend, this Su Ruanlian is not a good guy, you run over and kiss me with him, you must have betrayed the righteous way and become a demon!"

Qiu Hanci frowned, and as soon as he tried hard, the dog's tail grass yelled.It opened its mouth wide and shouted: "Don't you know who he is, he is...!"

Before he finished speaking, the little tiger patted it with his paw, wilting the dog's tail grass. The little tiger took the round magic weapon, opened the lid on it, and threw the dog's tail grass into it.

It wagged its tail and looked at the crab hiding beside it.

"It's even more difficult to make plants fine, but this ugly weed has done it." The little tiger said, "This thing is a kind of spiritual grass used to make tea. It tastes very fragrant. Master, I want this."

Qiu Hanci nodded and said, "As you wish."

The little tiger turned around happily. The spirit grass makes tea very fragrant, and the soup is even more delicious. If there is a chance, throw the phantom crab beast in it... Just thinking about it makes my mouth water.

The dog's tail grass was still struggling, but the little tiger looked into the gap with one eye, and said, "I'm worried about soaking ordinary spirit grass once and then it will disappear, but for you... hehe, it's great!"

Grasses and trees become fine... Qiu Han Ci suddenly thought of the grandpa tree in the world in the book. At that time, he was about to ask the grandpa tree if he could return to the original world successfully, when the Lord ascended the sky suddenly came.

Qiu Hanci thought of Lord Dengtian, and his arms had pimples. He rubbed his arms and looked at Su Ruanlian. Su Ruanlian took a step forward, and his body was crooked.

Qiu Hanci looked at him suspiciously.

Su Ruanlian said: "Brother just now seemed to like my shoulder very much."

Qiu Han said: "I was confused by this little thing."

Su Ruanlian said again: "Senior brother, this thing can bring out the hidden things in your heart. Just now, senior brother came over and said some strange things."

Su Ruanlian raised her head, as if recalling.

Qiu Hanci quickly stretched out his hand, pressed the other party, and said: "Su Ruanlian, you don't need to remember anything else, you just need to remember one thing, the dispute between me and Xiao Rongshu is between me and him, don't you Just intervene."

Su Ruanlian raised her eyebrows, but did not answer.

The dog's tail grass hangs down the grass head, lying blankly in the round magic weapon.It and the ten-thousand-year-old tree were cultivated into essence at the same time, so how could that crumpled old thing become the treasure of the seven peaks, but I can only lie on the dark bottom of the sea, never seeing the sun.

It must be the fault of Lord Zuofeng, he was blind and chose the old tree instead of himself.

Foxtail Grass thought that she was unwilling, so she deliberately induced Master Zuofeng to kill Su Ruanlian. He did this a thousand years ago, and he did the same thing a thousand years later.

It's just that more than 3000 years ago, Lord Zuofeng was too powerful to be confused at all, so he directly stuffed himself into the magic weapon and sealed it.

Thousands of years later... the dog's tail grass is puzzled, but this time the lord of the peak was confused by himself, but why did he go astray and go to say that others are good-looking?

The bristlegrass fell into deep thought, and the more he thought about it, the more he had a headache. Its memory had already become more and more blurred with the long years.It only remembers that it bewitched Master Zuofeng, wanted him to kill someone, wanted him to regret...

No, isn't that person the big devil? Isn't it justified for Xianxiu to kill the demons?

Am I helping him?

The bristlegrass was stunned by itself, it twisted its body and fainted.

……

After a while, all the magic weapons were stuffed into the storage bags by Su Ruanlian and the little tiger.Qiu Hanci handed over the box in his hand, "Put this clothes in too."

Su Ruanlian said: "This dress suits you very well, do you really want to try it?"

Qiu Hanci still shook his head.

Su Ruanlian smiled and said, "Okay, I'll keep it for senior brother first, and I'll give it to you when senior brother wants it."

Qiu Han resigned and shook his head even more, he would never wear clothes given by Zuo Fengzun's adviser!

After all the dust settled, the long-lost system reappeared.

Playing missing when needed, noisy when not needed, Qiu Hanci has long been used to this system that crashes and crashes from time to time.

As soon as the system came up, they began to sell their products.

[Host, I saw what you did just now, and heard what you said. You have become more and more fond of Su Ruanlian without knowing it. Host, you really don’t need a bottle of Wangyou Water, which comes with memory erasure service? 】

Qiu Hanci said: Su Ruanlian is good-looking, has a good personality, and is kind to me. It is normal for me to have a good impression of him, but this does not affect my completion of the task, because he is just my ordinary friend. In the original world, I had my family I will definitely go back with my friend who grew up with me for more than [-] years!

[Tsk tsk tsk, the host is really stubborn.The system must remind the host, what I am worried about is not that you are friends with him, but that you want to reach a relationship with him that is more than friends. 】

Further than a friend?

Qiu Hanci really couldn't figure out what the relationship was.

The system said: [Host, listen carefully. 】

Qiu Hanci really pricked up his ears and listened like a good baby. After a while, he blushed in disbelief.

what are you saying? !

This is simply an insult to my hobbies!

The system spoke slowly: 【You praised him for being good-looking. 】

Qiu Hanci was very angry, "I will never do the one above!" I am very sure that I am a little zero who can't be more zero.

When he got angry, he blurted out the words instead of communicating with the system as usual.

In an instant, the little tiger and the crab looked over at the same time, but it was Su Ruanlian who stood aside, arms crossed, looking at Qiu Hanci indifferently.

Qiu Hanci realized that he was stupid, so he coughed and pretended nothing happened.

He was about to go a little further, but Su Ruanlian lifted his footsteps, and said, "Actually, you can be up there."

Qiu Hanci froze, what did he hear?

Qiu Hanci froze and turned his head. He felt that Su Ruanlian had misunderstood him. Qiu Hanci persuaded him earnestly: "Look at me, I have small arms and legs, so delicate, how can... how can I do that?"

You should find your own old Gong, don't force me to be such a weak and delicate flower who needs to be cared for, I can only be friends with you, I can't do anything else.

Su Ruanlian smiled, with a gleam in his eyes, he said: "Senior brother, don't worry, I will definitely not make you tired."

Isn't it just a change of posture? This is not a problem.

"Wow—" the little tiger and the crab sighed together.

Qiu Hanci stood where he was, always feeling that something was wrong with what he said.

But before he had time to think about it, the slow-moving mummy fish suddenly stopped.Qiu Hanci looked at the entrance of the cave, well, he didn't see anything.

He mobilized his spiritual power, and the mummy fish turned around. Now Qiu Hanci could see clearly that a majestic palace appeared in the dark and empty water.

Qiu Hanci narrowed his eyes, and through the small opening, he saw a few big black characters on the palace plaque.

Scribbled and unrestrained, the letter reads: The Cave of the Lord Zuofeng.

Qiu Han said "Yes", very puzzled, this peak lord left two caves on the bottom of the sea?

He stretched his neck again, and took a closer look. The cave mansion was magnificent and lit with countless lanterns. The lanterns emitted golden light, and the rays of light converged into one piece, making the huge mansion gleaming.

This style, this level of luxury, is completely incomparable with that mummy fish cave.

but!Qiu Hanci cited this mansion full of local tyrants, which did not match his own aesthetics.

He sniffed, and the little tiger came closer with its wrinkled black nose.

The little tiger said: "It smells like blood."

Qiu Hanci frowned, and a palace appeared out of nowhere, and the palace told the visitors so bluntly that it was the cave of the Master of the Peak, as if to say, come quickly, sir.

Normally, Qiu Hanci might go in to find out, but now that he has found Lord Zuofeng's cave, there is a high probability...

Without saying a word, Qiu Hanci urged the mummy fish to turn around and leave, but at this moment, a weak voice came from the water.

"help me……"

This voice, Qiu Hanci thought for a while, was a bit like that Yong Ran.Qiu Hanci rested his chin, pondered for a while, and thought, that's all right, let's continue walking.

"Help me..." came another voice.

Qiu Han paused for a moment, this... seems to be that Che Naitang, although he hasn't done anything to Su Ruanlian, but life and death are in the hands of riches and honors, the world of cultivating immortals is always preyed upon by the weak and the strong, excessive sympathy will only...

"Help me..." The third voice came again.

Qiu Han said in his heart that there is no end to it.He was about to count and decide whether to leave or stay, but suddenly found that the third voice sounded familiar.

Su Ruanlian said: "It seems to be someone from your Seven Peaks."

Qiu Hanci looked at Su Ruanlian and thought to himself, what do you call your seven peaks and their seven peaks? Don't you and I belong to the same sect?

Qiu Hanci released his consciousness, this time he was completely sure, isn't this guy just smelling flowers?

It can be heard that Huaqu was with Immortal Venerable Si Tang, logically, it should take half a month for them to arrive here.

Qiu Han resigned: "I don't know who is pretending to be a ghost in front, let's find out!"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and said to the little tiger, "Senior, you are in the Mahayana period, look at the situation, can you do it?"

The little tiger nodded and said, "I can do it!"

In fact, it doesn't know who is sacred in front of it, let alone whether it can defeat a hundred with one, but he knows that the Sumerian next to him is fine.

The little tiger thought to himself, Su Ruanlian will support the collapse of the sky anyway, so you can make a fuss, my master.

Ever since he learned magic, Qiu Hanci's curiosity has become more and more vigorous. Facing strange things, he also has a feeling of wanting to go to find out and compare them.

This time, Qiu Han resigned from the little tiger's promise, full of confidence, he urged the mummy fish to turn back and drive forward.

The further forward, the stronger the smell of blood, Qiu Hanci frowned, it seems that there has been a big battle here.

The distress signal should be the sound transmission consciousness left by those people. These voices became lower and lower, and finally melted into the sea water.Qiu Hanci thought for a while, the people trapped inside were probably exhausted.

Several people jumped down, and Su Ruanlian took out another storage bag, and directly put the huge mummy fish into the storage bag.

Qiu Hanci has long been familiar with the strangeness, anyway, the wealth of the Su family is great, and there are many rare treasures.

The system said: [The host doesn't want to think about it...]

Qiu Hanci said: [Anyway, Su Ruanlian won't do anything to me, why should I care about his life experience, I will go back in two and a half years, so feel at ease. 】

The system said weakly: [Then what if he wants to do something to you? 】

Qiu Hanci heard the words and looked at Su Ruanlian. The other side's profile was also perfect. The chin was smooth and round, neither fat nor thin, and the facial lines were between soft and hard. Everything was just right.

Qiu Hanci nodded. If Su Ruanlian wanted to do something to me, he would have done it to me a long time ago. Now that I get along with him happily, it proves that he has no ill intentions towards me, so I don't need to worry.

He said: "System, you don't need to think about it, you don't have to hurry up and release the task, where is my peerless sword?"

That's right - the system realized later that it patronized 360 degrees to advertise the Excalibur, but forgot to publish the tasks that must be completed to obtain the Excalibur.

But it feels really cool to advertise. For some reason, whenever everyone marvels at the Excalibur, the system feels particularly comfortable.

It seems that they praise the Excalibur, and they are also honored.

Why is this?The system couldn't figure it out, so it decided to follow Qiu Hanci's teachings, and simply let go of the things it couldn't figure out, so that life suddenly became clearer and brighter!

The system slapped and slapped the task bar, ready to recite the content of the task, it read it once and then read it again.

Seems like something's wrong?

Qiu Hanci is still urging, hurry up, give as much as you want, if you don't want to, forget it, if you continue to be like a mother-in-law, I will suspect you of false propaganda, there is no magic sword at all!

Just kidding, I can be shoddy, but my big brother center system is definitely not shoddy!

The system raised its voice and recited word by word: [Excalibur Mission: One]

[You kiss the protagonist Shou's face. 】

Qiu Hanci nodded and said, okay...what's the matter? ? ?

His eyes widened, did the system drink fake wine?

The system still didn't realize the problem, and it said: [The host doesn't have to worry, my elder brother's central system said that this task is the easiest, and the task of him kissing you on the cheek later will be a little more difficult. 】

Qiu Hanci stuck his feet to the ground and didn't want to move forward. He really didn't like to think, and he wasn't smart enough, but the system released this kind of task, and it was blatantly despising his own IQ!

Is this mission scientific?

The system scratched its non-existent head. In fact, it also felt that it was unscientific, but the instructions given by the central system were like this. Anyone may make mistakes, but my elder brother will never make mistakes.

Qiu Hanci chuckled, unless you let me try the Excalibur in advance, I will definitely not...

Before he could finish his words, a sudden chill came out of his hand, and a moment later, a blue divine sword wrapped in lightning appeared in his hand.

Qiu Hanci bowed his head, "..."

Qiu Hanci refused to give up and swung the divine sword. He moved slightly, and a fierce sword energy rushed forward, and the plaque with the words "Zuofeng Venerable Lord's Cave House" fell to the ground.

Su Ruanlian turned her head and said, "Brother, you are amazing."

Qiu Hanci twitched the corner of his mouth.

The system said: [Dididi, the trial period has passed. 】

In a few seconds, the Excalibur that was still held in the palm of his hand just now disappeared.

Qiu Hanci's fingers bent, stretched, and curled again... He really wanted to touch the Excalibur again.

The system said: [Then this task...]

Qiu Hanci chuckled, no problem at all.

He stepped forward quickly, looked at Su Ruanlian with wide eyes, and said: "Su Ruanlian, before doing this, I have to ask politely, would you like to let me kiss you, of course I hope you willing!"

Su Ruanlian chuckled.

Qiu Hanci was afraid that he would think he was joking, so he hurriedly added: "I'm serious, don't worry, I just kissed your face, not the mouth, in some places, kissing the face is just a way of expressing friendship, We are all like that, don’t worry about me plotting against you at all!”

Qiu Hanci had a frank face.

Su Ruanlian originally wanted to say, you can also kiss, but seeing the upright look on the other side's face, he hesitated.

Qiu Hanci rubbed his hands, Su Ruanlian had no choice but to nod.

Qiu Hanci stood on tiptoe and snapped.

After finishing, he hurriedly said: "System, release the next task soon, I can't wait, do you want him to kiss me?"

So Qiu Hanci pointed to his own cheek, and said: "It's a courtesy, you can kiss me too."

The system didn't have time to stop it, and said weakly: [Host, can you stop yelling, the next task is not this! 】

Qiu Hanci quickly withdrew his hand, and said seriously: "Forget it, there is no need to reciprocate."

Su Ruanlian looked at Qiu Hanci and fell into deep thought.

As soon as the fox tail grass woke up, it saw this scene. It secretly thought that the peak lord had really rebelled, and got involved with the remnants of the demon clan. The poor people still don't know that the peak lord is such a hypocrite, and still Treat him like a legend.

If I can get out of the sea, I must tell the world that the ancient power that you worship is a person who values ​​sex and despises friends... Ah, no, he is a scum who sees sex and forgets righteousness!

Qiu Hanci had no idea that he had been beaten into a scumbag. He was in a happy mood, thinking that he was about to own the Excalibur. Although he was still surprised why the system issued such a mentally retarded task, but seeing that the Excalibur For the sake of it, let's ignore it.

The system is also secretly wondering, why has my elder brother changed his sex recently?

Remember at the beginning, didn't the host want to humiliate Su Ruanlian desperately, to accumulate the protagonist's rage points?

Is it...

The system has a wonderful idea, and feels that its idea is very reliable.

Now the protagonist Gong is confused by the fake, and Su Ruanlian treats him indifferently, the protagonist Gong is tired, and he is afraid that he will give up the beauty.

Without obsession, how can there be anger value? At this time, of course, the resentment of the protagonist Gong must be deepened!

The best thing is what you can't get, and others can easily get what you can't get. This kind of huge blow will definitely make the protagonist Gong become paranoid, making it difficult to let go of Su Ruanlian.

So as long as the host gets Su Ruanlian, and shows his love madly in front of the protagonist Gong, the protagonist Gong will not give up on Sumerian, and his anger will explode!Qingrou will become a transparent person without any threat!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha, the system laughed wildly, I am such a genius!

Brother Central System, don’t worry, I will release the task myself without your instructions. I have fully understood what you mean!

Qiu Hanci heard the system laughing wildly in his head. Although the system did not communicate with him, he had no way of knowing the reason for the system's laughter, but it must not be a good thing for him to laugh so wildly.

Qiu Hanci shook his head and strode forward. He didn't hide or evade, and went directly to the door.

As soon as I stepped into the gate, I saw two women wearing white gauze clothes. The two women came gracefully, and one of them said: "I am the concubine of the Lord Zuofeng, everyone, please follow me."

Concubine?Isn't Lord Zuofeng a single dog who likes men?

Qiu Hanci said to Su Ruanlian, "The lord of this peak has a woman outside? Then his wife didn't kill him?"

Su Ruanlian twitched the corners of her mouth and said a word after a while, "Brother, you are really...interesting."

The little tiger reminded: "This cave is fake, and everything inside must be fake too. I don't want to investigate this group of people who are fake. The Lord Zuofeng, let alone a concubine, has never even done that kind of thing. A thousand-year-old virgin."

Qiu Hanci felt a little distressed, "Madam is Bai Yueguang who can't be chased, Lord Zuofeng has guarded himself like a jade for thousands of years, but Bai Yueguang not only doesn't like him, but also stands on the opposite side of him, Lord Zuofeng It is really too miserable to have to stab Bai Yueguang's heart for righteousness!"

Su Ruanlian said: "Brother."

Qiu Han turned his head, "Well, what's the matter?"

Su Ruanlian looked at him and said, "It's fine that senior brother is not miserable."

Qiu Hanci felt that Su Ruanlian was so strange that he was involved in it, but he thought about it for a while and said: "You don't need to worry about such small things, I will definitely not be like the Lord of this peak, thousands of years ago , are all little boys."