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"Zombies who don't want to cultivate immortality are not good zombies! In order to make the zombie industry bigger, Xiao Chenzi, I allow you to bring 200 yuan to the western continent to carry on the faith inheritance of our zombie clan~"

With a stiff face, Chen En calmly interrupted the rhetoric of the young man in a white shirt and black trousers sitting on the bench opposite the table: "Master, you are going to be late for work again."

"What! It's eight o'clock!" The young man who was sitting opposite him jumped up like a needle pricking his ass, howled and rushed into the bathroom, and there was a "crackling" sound of heavy objects falling on the ground, " Oh no~! Xiao Chenzi, I dropped my color contact lenses on the floor, come and help me find them!"

"..." Chen En stood at the door of the bathroom, looking at the young man lying on the ground and rubbing around speechlessly, a black colored contact lens lay quietly behind his buttocks, "It's behind you!"

"Huh?" The young man turned around quickly, and then a crackling sound so subtle that ordinary people could not hear it rang in the ears of the two of them... "Oh!!! Lunjia's color contact lenses!!! Watch~~~~! !!!" The young man burst into tears like dead parents, his two red eyes were like a bunny, but no tears came out, so he just howled for a while, then silently took out his mobile phone and dialed: " Hello? Manager Zhao, I have pink eye disease, can I take some time off today?... Hey, I didn't do it on purpose... Hey, please do not deduct my wages~~~~~!"

"Beep beep..."

The phone has dropped!The young man widened his eyes and saw an arrears text message from the telecommunications company. He was angry: "It's too much! I only paid 100 yuan for the phone bill half a year ago!" He couldn't believe that he was shut down so quickly, and he was furious He got up and rushed to the bedroom, yelling and cursing all the way: "A group of black-hearted businessmen! When the labor and management make the zombies flourish, I will ask you villains to lick my toes... (Balabala)"

As the direct disciple of this zombie powerhouse and the only disciple, Chen En followed up the master's bedroom in two steps, and saw his master took out a biscuit box from under the bed board and opened it. Inside was red, green and green. Scattering a large meal of coins and steel coins, the young man carefully took out a few pieces and leveled them, then put the lid on and put them back under the bed in a serious manner.

Afraid of the dust on his trouser legs, the young man stood up contentedly with the ticket in his hand, only to see a slender and white hand stretched out under his eyelids, and the tall boy standing at the door opened his blue eyes and looked at him. Without blinking, he said to him: "Master, 200 yuan!"

"..." The young man was stiff, and finally, under the boy's urging again, hesitantly took out two red ones from the ticket and handed them to the palm in front of him, "Fuck, when I owe you in my previous life... ..."

Putting the red ticket into his trouser pocket, Chen En took time to go back to his room to pack his luggage, "You owe me not in your last life, but in this life!"

"←＾←..." Li Qingfeng stared at the dead fish and gritted his teeth at the back of his apprentice. The reason for his displeasure was that he was hit!There is no way to refute it!

Li Qingfeng was originally a scholar who went to Beijing to rush for the exam in the late Ming Dynasty, well, in fact, he wasn't even considered a scholar.Unexpectedly, the imperial court of the Ming Dynasty was broken in the year when he went to Beijing to rush for the exam. The money on his mother's body was only enough for his travel expenses to go to Beijing, and there were wars, refugees, and deserters everywhere. Li had nowhere to go. Qingfeng had no choice but to go to a Taoist temple on the outskirts of Beijing to become a small Taoist priest. There were few people in the Taoist temple, so he could get a good job, but who wanted to implement the policy of "cutting heads" At the foot of the mountain, many insightful people didn't want to shave their heads and leave their tails, so they came to Taoist temples to become monks. As a result, Li Qingfeng, who was not very good at all, was buried among many talents, and only got a Taoist boy who served the alchemy furnace.It's just that he is the least qualified in the alchemy room, and many dirty and tiring jobs are usually entrusted to him.

One day, he was sent by his seniors to look for alchemy ingredients in the mountains. There were many wild beasts in the mountains, and there was no road to follow. In addition to the sudden change of the weather, the wind and thunder, Li Qingfeng was timid at the time, fearing that he would accidentally slip and fall He died, so he found a hidden cave and got in.But who would have thought that this simple refuge completely changed his life.

The sudden change of the celestial phenomena is not the will of God, but a vision—a demon will come out!

Li Qingfeng huddled in the cave for less than half a quarter of an hour, and it was already dark outside. He still thought that fortunately there were a few freshly dug ginseng roots in the basket, and he would not starve to death overnight. The last memory was only from him. Protruding from the darkness behind him was a pair of terrifying claws like dead wood.When he woke up, it was already the evening of the second day, and he saw that his hands and legs had changed from thin to scrawny now, with only a layer of skin sticking to the red flesh and tendons on the back of his hands , he touched his face, and could almost imagine his terrifying ghost-like appearance at this moment.Don't dare to go back to the Taoist temple, he looks like a ghost now, and there are two big holes in his neck, even a fool knows that he is not human.

How did he get here in the days that followed?He only thought that he was a human being and could not eat human beings, so he hid in the mountains all the time, and ate mice and rabbits when he was really hungry.Later, the Qing court also collapsed, and the Taoist temple on the mountain fell down earlier than the Qing court, so he returned to the Taoist temple with only bones left, and continued to be his Taoist priest, but now he is the master of the Taoist temple. .There was a war at the bottom of the mountain, and no one knew that there was still a Taoist leader living in the broken Taoist temple on the mountain.Later, when the battle broke out in the mountains, Li Qingfeng saw that people on both sides spoke Chinese, so he hid in the library under the Taoist temple in desperation. Relying on the selfless dedication of the little mice, he did not know how long he hid.While flipping through the ancient books on the bookshelf when I was bored, I came across a diary that was devoted to vampire zombies.He knew that he was a zombie now, but he didn't know that zombies could also become gods!The premise is that you can't create evil, which means you can't suck human blood, otherwise the karma and catastrophe during the ascension will be smashed to ashes by him.

At this time, Qingfeng Li began to feel lucky again.He began to study ancient books in Zangshuge, hoping to find a method for zombies to cultivate immortality, but the reality is cruel, not only there is no book about such a method, but it is not even mentioned, maybe there are no zombies in the world. record of skills.In fact, it is right to think about it, which zombie will keep this thing, and which Taoist temple will collect this thing?

So Qingfeng Li began to think on his own, because he was afraid of causing more murders and increasing karma, Qingfeng Li didn't even dare to eat mice for a long time, and finally he had some signs of cultivating immortality, and he himself was so hungry that he didn't know what to do When I got to the mountain gate, when I was awake, I saw a young guy with a backpack lying on his feet, bleeding from the hole in his neck.

Qingfeng Li was dumbfounded.He eats people!

While tremblingly dragging the young man into the Taoist temple, he was frightened for fear that God would strike him to death right now.When the boy woke up, he also knew that what he bit was an international friend, a mixed race!The young man was sluggish for a while knowing that he had become a zombie.At that time, he called himself a "vampire". Qingfeng Li asked him what a vampire was, and the young man excitedly explained it to him for a long time. In the end, he was corrected by Qingfeng Li who was very upset. Zombies are not vampires, and zombies can cultivate immortals! ! !

He gave the young man a Chinese name, taught him the method of cultivating immortals he had figured out, and taught the young man a good lesson, being a zombie has food to eat!The future looks bright!Listen to the boy, oh, the Chinese name is Chen En, tell him about the changes in the world at the foot of the mountain, and he realizes the vicissitudes of life. He wants to continue to stay here to practice, but the boy firmly disagrees, because the mountain has been taken over by the government. , Now that it is a tourist attraction, the Taoist temple will be renovated sooner or later, or it will be pushed down to build a hotel. The library under the Taoist temple can't hide it at all.

Therefore, Li Qingfeng had no choice but to follow the newly recruited mixed-race apprentice down the mountain.He resolutely refused to admit that the mixed-race apprentice was his next generation, and only taught him the skills of cultivating immortals. From now on, they would be master-student relationships.I heard that the government is very interested in cultural relics, and when they saw them, they nationalized them. How could Li Qingfeng want to be confiscated by his own private property? All the ancient books were removed.

After going down the mountain, the little apprentice said that he had already missed the tour group back home and could only stay here for the time being. Li Qingfeng said yes, he still had to teach him how to cultivate immortality.However, the two people's financial entanglement is now called family property, and there is only an international credit card that Chen En brought from the United States, and there is not much money in it.As for Li Qingfeng, apart from the pile of moldy ancient books he brought out from the Taoist temple, he has no money on him, and even his clothes were bought for him by his disciples.

The two had no choice but to discuss on the spot and find a job to do.Not to mention Chen En, as a foreigner, he successfully found an English teaching institution for young children in Sanlitun, the second ring road of the capital, to serve as the first English teacher for the children.He really wants to find a college English professor, but he himself is a three-none guy who hasn't graduated from high school in the United States. In the capital of China, even a foreign teacher in junior high school must have a foreign university diploma Needless to say, elementary school, Chen En left as soon as he heard about the treatment. It's not as high as the salary offered by the early childhood training institution.

But Li Qingfeng was in trouble. Firstly, he didn't have a diploma, and secondly, he had a black household registration. He was afraid that his uncle, the traffic policeman, would check his ID card when he went out.His mixed-race status is different from that of his apprentice. He originally had green eyes, but now he has turned into a second-generation zombie, which is exactly the same as before. As soon as he saw his red rabbit eyes, the little girl on the road came up to him and asked where to buy the color contact lenses.

Depressed, he had been a rice bug at home for a long time, but in the end Chen En got acquainted in this area and found a way to get him a fake ID card.However, with this ID card, you can only find a small private company as a small employee, and even a slightly formal one can find out a fake identity for him.I get a basic salary of 3000 yuan a month, and my wages are deducted from time to time. This is what the average person in the capital would have starved to death.They now live in an ordinary old community in Sanlitun, with two bedrooms and one living room, and the monthly rent alone is 3000. If it weren't for the mixed-race disciple who raised him, he wouldn't even be able to eat Chinese cabbage, let alone the bloody meal every day.

However, Li Qingfeng soon discovered that this apprentice was worse at living than he was. Spending money was like running water. The blood is not the freshest and he would rather not eat it hungry. Fruits and vegetables must be dipped in blood sauce before they are willing to eat.One month, when I went shopping with my female colleague, I bought several sets of big-name clothes, and paid all of the salary. Qingfeng Li had a big fit, and agreed to hand over half of the salary every month as a meal.

Chen En only has uncle and aunt as relatives in the United States, and they are not close.The other party was not very happy about a nephew like Bai Yang. Chen En was staying in Huaguo, so he only made a long-distance call to ask about it. When he heard that he said he would stay in Huaguo for a few years, he immediately said yes Help with applying for leave of absence from school.

Now, Chen En had to go back to the United States because his uncle was attacked by wild animals in the town. After rescue efforts failed, he eventually lost blood and died. He had to go back to attend his uncle's funeral.He and Qingfeng Li have discussed it. This time, he will just finish his high school studies when he goes back this time, and then apply to study in Huaguo. In the future, he can not only stay in Huaguo in an upright manner, but also find a job with a higher salary with a foreign student's college diploma. Money supports the family and eats blood!