My roommate is a dirty teacher

The readership of Two-dimensional is full of joy, and this is all thanks to Shi Xuan.

Shen Weixiao couldn't help being speechless, but he had to admit that there are really some love in the group.Not only are the group rules well formulated, but the atmosphere in the group is also surprisingly good. For a group of a hundred people, the active readers can be around [-] to [-]%, which is already pretty good.

Everything from the channels for readers to enter the group to the titles of members, and even the announcements are well organized.Shen Weixiao let the Chunshus go to hell, and clicked on the group announcements one by one to read down, and found that Shi Xuan would initiate a topic every Friday for readers to discuss.Sometimes it's about literary exchanges and riddles, sometimes it's a famous quiz debate, and those who answer correctly will be rewarded.And the list and reward data will be announced every week.

In fact, Shen Weixiao is quite against building groups. She once saw the ugliest side of human nature in the groups of gay friends, and she still has lingering fears.Such a small group cared for carefully made the hardest part of her heart feel extremely warm.

Didn't expect Shi Xuan to help her manage the group so well?Although she is not the group leader, she publishes every announcement and group rules. Shen Weixiao thought to herself, as if she heard the sound of Shi Xuan typing on the keyboard seriously. in sight.

Presumably, my sister has spent a lot of thought on these things.

Shen Weixiao opened Shi Xuan's private message box with tears in her eyes, pursed her mouth sweetly, half blamed and half complained, "What is going on with this group? I saw that the group was established at the end of February last year. You Have you joined the group since then? You didn’t even tell me, hum.”

How can I tell you this kind of thing?The black-bellied sister pursed her lips and closed the door.

At that time, she also didn't intend to read Shen Weixiao's comments, because she was very impressed with the blue-eyed rabbit, so she couldn't help but poke and read her comments like swiping the screen. It happened that her comments would always follow A group of readers gossiping together.When I turned to a certain place, I saw that the blue-eyed rabbit proposed to build a group for Chun Mian, but it hit it off, and the group number was thrown out after a few floors.Probably because he was afraid of being blocked by the green station, so the rabbit wrote the homophonic numbers very schemingly.

At that time, Shi Xuan felt that Shen Weixiao's matter was difficult, and relying on the help of the author's circle alone would definitely solve the symptoms rather than the root cause.So, after thinking about it, she casually joined the "Chunmian is a shou" group. When she first joined the group, there were only seven or eight people in it. Of course, she didn't expect that Shen Weixiao had so many loyal fans.

Shi Xuan considered that such words might not have much influence.There is no way for Shen Weixiao's nearly thousands of readers to know about this channel effectively.So after thinking about it, I logged onto Shen Weixiao's account without authorization, wrote this group number under the manuscript of the latest chapter, and marked it as created and maintained by readers.Shen Weixiao's account password was the same as she had forgotten to apply for the list once, and it was inconvenient to be outside, so she entrusted her to help apply.The sequelae are that sometimes Shen Weixiao is too lazy, so she simply asks Shi Xuan to apply for her. Later, Shi Xuan herself developed a habit, so she doesn't mention it at this time.

At that time, Shi Xuan thought to herself, anyway, that idiot usually only uses code words on the mobile phone client, and she will not read the chapters that have been posted.What's more, she has finished saving the manuscript for this article, and she is concentrating on the next article. She will definitely not be discovered, and it shouldn't matter if she is discovered, right?

Shi Xuan was very interested in planning, and sure enough, many loyal fans all jumped into the pit at the point when the article was updated.In just one week, the group couldn't hold any more people, so we only filled up as members so that we could slowly collect people according to the level.

Because Shi Xuan joined the group relatively early, and after a few days of being in the water, the group owner, Blue Eyed Rabbit, felt that Shi Xuan seemed to be very knowledgeable, so he generously gave her the authority of an administrator.Shi Xuan, who has obtained the authority, is a firefighter when the new official takes office.

Group rules;

Standardize the daily life of the group;

Indirectly manage Shen Weixiao's rice balls.

Although the blue-eyed rabbit was the first advocate, he couldn't help admiring Shi Xuan's natural leadership aura, objective and wise without making people feel self-righteous and annoying.Because she is still in school, when she can't take care of it, she will get rid of Shi Xuan and the other two administrators to manage the trivial matters in the group.

The incident dates back to February 2016, 2, when Shi Xuan had a conversation with the group leader that day: Blue-eyed rabbit: Xuan Xuan.

Wubu Shengxuan: Huh?

Blue-Eyed Rabbit: Are you a super hardcore crush on Da Da?I feel that you care so much about Da Da. I saw the draft of the group rules you sent me. It's really well written.I haven't thought about many places at all, and you have written them clearly.

All students Xuan: smirk / I am Mi Fensi of Da Da, of course we should try our best to love Da Da.

Blue-eyed Rabbit: Wow, Xuanxuan, you are so amazing and idiot worship/everything is born Xuan: Everyone is great. Ain is a screenwriter, and his apprentice is an art master, and Rabbit, you are also great, you can write good calligraphy, and you are still a graduate student .I think you will be at ease with our protection.

Blue-eyed Rabbit: Hmm... But why doesn't Da Da join the group? Does she think we are troublesome?Boom~ I'm so lost.

All students Xuan: I think most of them put the group number under the text, which must mean that she approves of this group.Probably because there have been a lot of things recently, and she is also very troubled. She wants to wait until the matter is resolved before happily being with everyone?

The blue-eyed rabbit suddenly realized: Enen, yes.As her strongest backing, we should also contribute our strength. (However, I wanted to bring a few friends to help Da Da speak and clarify, but it turned out to be a mess, and some people said that we are Da Da’s black rice points! I dare not speak anymore... I feel a little discredited by Da Da 5555555555 )

All students Xuan: The tiger touches the rabbit, do you believe in the size of the rabbit?

Blue-eyed Rabbit: Well, I believe it.

After a long pause, the blue-eyed rabbit suddenly sent another long paragraph of ellipses, saying: But I think there are hundreds of people in the group now, and the hearts of the people are a little scattered.A few days ago, someone was inadvertently attacked by everyone because of the screenshot of the explosion that was sprayed on the forum. Later, several of her left the group.

Wubu Shengxuan: I saw it, and I think everyone wants to believe Da Da.But apart from sending out a clarification last time, Da Da didn't say anything else.Many people say that there is no 300 taels of silver here. Although there is sufficient evidence for the content, there are trolls who spray without reading it. I think there are still people who deliberately guide public opinion, causing many people who did not read it seriously to turn black. .

The blue-eyed rabbit really felt that it was too late to meet Shi Xuan: Xuan Xuan, what you said is exactly what I thought!So now to stabilize people's hearts and unite as one is the key.Da Da must be very busy, we will help Da Da solve his problems! ! !

All students Xuan: Yes, first stabilize the internal, and then unify the external.

The blue-eyed rabbit suddenly gained confidence. After thinking about it for a day, he decided to send another friend request to the author whom he had admired for a long time.Speaking of this, she felt that she was very inspirational.Probably because there are too many people in Dada University. She managed to find the Dada Penguin number before, but no one paid attention to it after adding it two or three times, not even... a single rejection.

Keep working hard, keep working hard, the blue-eyed rabbit holds a sliver of hope, she must personally ask the author the truth about the big things, so as to appease the hearts of the Chunshu in the group.

The above conversation is the restoration of the story that Shen Weixiao most wanted to know that night, the night before Shi Xuan went home.

Shen Weixiao was taken aback when he heard it, but fortunately Shi Xuan called, otherwise he couldn't explain clearly with just a few words.

"So, sister, you have been lurking for a long time?" Shen Weixiao's face was obviously happy, but her tone was extremely arrogant, "You actually did such an important thing on your own initiative. I just said Well, why some time ago my readers were like string dolls, talking and doing things in the same direction, and others couldn’t pinch them.” Paused, holding back a smile, “So it’s your handwriting again .You always make your own decisions and make decisions for me, didn’t you say you let me grow up?”

Shi Xuan laughed when she heard that, "Let you grow up, let you grow up! Huh? Someone finally admitted that he is still a child."

Routine, routine everywhere.

Shen Weixiao raised her mobile phone dissatisfied, and she couldn't bear to hang up Shi Xuan's call, her tone was half weak, and she muttered in a particularly embarrassing way: "I know you are kind to me, but... next time you do this for me There are many things, can you let me know first? I don't like the way you have paid so much for me, but I don't know anything. I'm afraid that one day I will misunderstand you and hurt you. It's like... Like the last time you stayed up late to help me make a video..."

Shen Weixiao couldn't continue speaking, the corners of her eyes were slightly moist, and her tone softened, "I'm afraid of losing you."

Shi Xuan heard the subtle changes in Shen Weixiao's mood, how could she not know what Shen Weixiao was thinking?But getting used to the life of talking less and doing more, she actually felt that no matter what, do it first, it doesn't matter whether it is known or successful.What matters is that she does it and does it.

In the end, it actually had nothing to do with her.

But Shen Weixiao's appearance made her feel distressed for no reason. She was just an ordinary and sensitive child, but she always made her break the bottom line again and again, accommodating and accommodating again and again.She couldn't help sighing, maybe this is fate, there will be such a person in anyone's life, regardless of belief, experience, identity, or gender.

"Isn't it something that can be solved with a kiss?"

Shi Xuan's smile was a bit far-fetched, even Shen Weixiao felt that she wanted to make herself laugh, "No matter when, you will never lose me. I will always catch you, you chase me and scold me and hate me , I will not let go of your hand easily. Even if you don't want me anymore, I will guard you, protect you, and will not let you miss me. "

Shen Weixiao's original sad mood was quickly disappeared by Shi Xuan. She still remembers the first time she had an affair with Shi Xuan. Although she didn't activate the love talk skill at that time, her eyes were full of drama. Seeing that he almost forgot that his limbs could still move, his face was blushing.

Later, when the two got together, she seemed to be a different person. Apart from the two-dimensional filth, she was also full of love talk at every turn.She just loves to listen to it.Thinking of this, Shen Weixiao's ears felt hot again, nodding her head, the corners of her eyes and brows were full of satisfaction, "Then you must remember not to give up on me, even if I beat you and scold you to abandon you..."

"Ahem, if you want to beat me and scold me." Shi Xuan thought about it willfully, "I think it is necessary for me to consider asking the police uncle to come. According to the "Public Security Management Punishment Law of the People's Republic of China" No.40 three Whoever beats another person, or deliberately injures another person, shall be detained for not less than five days but not more than ten days, and shall be fined not less than two hundred yuan but not more than five hundred yuan; if the circumstances are relatively minor, he shall be detained for not more than five days or fined not more than five hundred yuan."

Shen Weixiao was dumbfounded, and now the sadness really disappeared, "I... sister, didn't you learn to be a choreographer?"

Shixuan University has a double degree, majoring in editing and directing, and minoring in law.Although I haven't used it for a long time after graduation, it happened that I sorted out the books two days ago and read a sentence. It was considered a review, and it came in handy.

The goddess must maintain her cold and mysterious attributes, so how could Shi Xuan tell Shen Weixiao that she was actually a blind cat who met a dead mouse, ahem.

"In order to properly restrain your behavior and make you a good socialist young man, my sister is reading the "Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China" these days. It's a thick book of laws, do you want to read it?" the serious Shi Xuan said solemnly. Said: "I think your character is still not steady enough. Although I don't mind you staying a little longer and being cute, it is still very beneficial to read more serious books."

Shen Weixiao suddenly felt the darkness coming, and she stood under Shi Xuan's Wuzhi Mountain, with her face full of justice in front of her eyes, the cold wind passing by her hair, startled the crows all over the sky.

"Don't you just say that I'm stupid?" Shen Weixiao sat up straight from the bed awkwardly, touched her hot face, a little embarrassed, how did you say that sentence on the Internet?People who think they are cute are actually stupid?

Tears!

Shi Xuan belatedly said, Hey, this statement... seems to be agreeable, "What have you eaten recently? It seems that you have suddenly become smarter!"

Shen Weixiao, who had no power to fight back, buried her face in the pillow with a sad face. Facing such a Xipi, there is no way to turn around in this life, right?No, no, no, she must maintain a heart that is determined to be an attacker, she must enjoy the thrill of a conquest, and she must continue to fight for it, and fight until she grows old.

So she straightened up, raised her face slightly, and smiled confidently: "Even if I am cute and stupid, you love me. Oh, it turns out that sister, you like stupid girls very much. It seems that I will always be there for you." You're cute."

Shi Xuan said on the phone: Sorry, I won't blame you for this.