Male president of a women's products company

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Book Title: The Male President of a Feminine Products Company

Author: Sleepy Panda

Copywriter:

Lan Duoduo is a real rich second generation, and the only one in the family. He is 1.8 meters tall, and he is extremely handsome. When beauties see him, they are so handsome that they cry and cry. They want to throw themselves into his arms. !

But there is one thing that makes him very unhappy. In such a cool, handsome, domineering rich second-generation family, the seller is actually Wei!born!towel!

Lan Duoduo: Mom, can we not only sell sanitary napkins in our company?

Mama Lan: All right, we will still sell tampons in the future.

Blue Duoduo: QQ

Mother Blue: What's the matter?

Lan Duoduo: But my friends used to call me "Big Bundy", now they call me "Blood Collector"/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Evil Splash Shou VS Black-bellied Sugarcane Gong

The president in the title refers to Shou~ In addition, if you want to know what sugarcane attack is, please read the text...

1V1, master and receiver, HE, warm and funny, silly and sweet~

Content tags: rich and powerful family rejoicing, enemy, match made in heaven, proud son of heaven

Search keywords: Protagonist: Lan Duoduo, Shen Yi┃Supporting roles: Shen Xin, Lan Jiarui, Zhao Mengjie, Shen Hui┃Others: The evil Langhuashou VS the black-bellied sugarcane attack, warm and funny, trapped like a panda.

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☆, being watched

In the largest parking lot of Lesheng Supermarket, a white Maserati turned a corner beautifully and parked on the parking space impartially. Beauty with long wavy hair.The beauty stretched her long legs, hooked the car door with one foot, swung the key ring and said into the phone: "Xiao Peng, you can do it, don't be caught by me next time, or you will look good!"

The management staff of the parking lot looked at this girl who looked very much like a girl but had a rough voice, and finally couldn't help sneaking a peek at the other person's chest.

It was only then that Lan Duoduo suddenly remembered that he was wearing women's clothes today.He made a bet with Faxiao Xiaopeng, but he was so unlucky that he lost. Xiaopeng asked him to wear women's clothing for a day, and he had to go to the supermarket to help buy health supplies—condoms.

Xiao Peng didn't need to see it in person to imagine how Lan Duoduo was furious now, and said with a leisurely smile: "Why can't the products that guarantee the health of sexual life be called health care products? Anyway, whether you like to buy them or not, if you don't buy them, you will be considered as a breach of contract. When we meet again, you have to call me Grandpa."

Lan Duoduo raised his slender and straight legs and stepped on the front hood, tying his shoelaces. He didn't know what to think, but a cunning flashed in his eyes, "All right, all right, can I buy it for you?"

Because it was the weekend, there were a lot of people in the supermarket, Lan Duoduo was dressed in women's clothing at the moment, and he didn't want to be misunderstood as a monkey watching, so he paid special attention to his demeanor.But soon he discovered that there was something wrong, because he was a "female" standing in front of the shelves full of condoms, picking and picking. Even if she wanted to keep a low profile, people would look at him from time to time, especially men. many.

In his heart, Lan Duoduo couldn't help but slap Xiao Peng to the west, and put several boxes of oversized condoms in the shopping cart quickly, pushing the shopping cart and leaving as if nothing had happened.Although he was definitely not the first "woman" to buy condoms, he still felt a little embarrassed after being watched for a long time.

But when he passed by the place where sanitary napkins were sold, a man who was more eye-catching than him came at the end of the aisle. It was a man in his early 30s, at least 1.9 meters tall, with an extremely strong physique.The man has a crew-shaven head, and a face as deep as a knife and ax is slightly vicissitudes and heavy. He is wearing a messy dark gray jacket with a pair of worn-out jeans underneath, a bit like he just ran from a construction site migrant workers.

Lan Duoduo's heartbeat was so fast that he was so caught up in the steps to leave.He likes men who are tall, heroic and somewhat rough, and he usually can't move when he sees such a man.

At this time, the man stopped in front of the sanitary napkin shelf, took out his mobile phone to look at the screen, and then looked at the dazzling array of sanitary napkins on the shelf. He couldn't help frowning, as if he didn't know which one to choose.

Lan Duoduo can't wait to go over and introduce the other party, because his family sells sanitary napkins, and he doesn't know much about these.But he didn't want the other party to feel that he was too familiar. The other party looked like a straight man. If he struck up a conversation rashly, would the other party think he was too frivolous?

Lan Duoduo was lost in place for a while, and finally gritted his teeth, thinking to let him go, anyway, after today, there is probably no chance of seeing him again, so let's keep an eye on him before we talk!

The man felt a strange sight, turned his head to take a look, and then at the moment Lan Duoduo's heart skipped a beat, he said in a deep and powerful voice: "Miss, please, can you help me see which one is ... Su Ting's pure cotton daily use ... 230 cm?"

When Lan Duoduo heard it, he was stunned. Su Ting happened to be his brand, but what the hell is 230cm? !

He remembered that his family didn't seem to sell urinals.

The man also seemed to realize that there seemed to be something wrong with what he said, and immediately became entangled.

Lan Duoduo smiled shyly, went to get the next pack of Su Ting Pure Cotton Daily Use 230MM, coughed lightly and handed it over, and said in his softest voice, "This is it."

"Thank you, what about this one?" The man showed his mobile phone screen to Lan Duoduo after speaking, "Can I trouble you to find it for me again?"

Lan Duoduo saw a message on the screen, probably sent by the man's lover, it was called Shen Yi, and asked him to help buy some sanitary napkins, with a list of detailed names below, and the first one It is indeed written as 230CM, it is estimated that the typing staff slipped.

Lan Duoduo smiled secretly, thinking that the sender was quite interesting, and the name Shen Yi also fit the temperament of the person in front of him.

Shen Yi saw that the person didn't move for a long time, and coughed lightly, "Miss, what I just said..."

Lan Duoduo immediately came back to his senses and took off four or five kinds of sanitary napkins of different lengths and put them into the man's arms, "Oh, sorry, I was a little distracted just now, and now they are all ready."

Shen Yi said again: "Thank you."

Lan Duoduo still wanted to watch for a while, and with an idea, he grabbed the person who turned around and said, "Brother, can you do me a favor too?" He pointed to a light green "Could you help me get that?"

In fact, Lan Duoduo is also tall. It is 1.8 meters long. It is definitely enough for things of normal height, but this one is indeed a bit too high, because it is packed in boxes, and the staff usually use freight elevators.

Shen Yi didn't say anything. After confirming it, he helped Lan Duoduo down, and then walked away expressionlessly. When he turned out of this aisle, he couldn't help but look back.He always felt that this tall beauty was a little strange.

Lan Duoduo smiled at Shen Yi, and when he turned his head, he silently rolled his eyes at the whole box of sanitary napkins, and when Shen Yi was completely out of sight, he quickly took out his mobile phone and called Xiao Peng. He looked like he was going to fight, but now he couldn't kiss, "Peng Peng, let me tell you! I just saw a guy with a super figure, he is so handsome! He must be at least ten centimeters taller than me! The cliff is Perfect inverted triangle, oh my god, super cool!"

As Lan Duoduo's bad friend, Xiao Peng had already figured out his thoughts, and said with a smile, "You didn't jump on it?"

Lan Duoduo poked at the cardboard box, "That's not true. But to be honest, my wife is so handsome! It's just..."

Xiao Peng sneered, "You're so handsome, why don't you ask him if he's married? You coward!"

Lan Duoduo said: "Who dares to ask who is the puppy! But he is gone."

On the way to checkout, he suddenly remembered that his sister had said to buy more and turned back. Shen Yi, who was about to buy a few more packs of sanitary napkins, touched his nose and raised his eyebrows on the opposite side of the shelf, and then turned to Lan Duoduo again as if nothing had happened.

LAN Duoduo was about to secretly put the sanitary napkin box back on the shelf, but when someone came, he silently put it back into the shopping cart.

"Hey, big brother, why are you back again?" Fortunately, he was holding his throat when he spoke just now!But shouldn't you be listening?

"I took less just now." Shen Yi had enough, and accidentally dropped two packs, because the packaging of sanitary napkins is slippery and easy to fall off.He asked Lan Duoduo, "Can I borrow your shopping cart?" He didn't think about buying anything else before, so he came in directly, without a cart, and it was really inconvenient at the moment.

"Okay, okay!" Lan Duoduo pushed the car forward, "Anyway, I've finished shopping, brother, just put it away." After speaking, he accidentally spotted a new item of very good quality that he had released, and he also bought it. Introduced to Shen Yi, said: "This is a new one, very easy to use, do you want one?"

Shen Yi nodded without hesitation, packed a bag, and the two went to check out together.Shen Yi walked in front, and Lan Duoduo followed behind like a little wife.Before paying the bill, Shen Yi patted Lan Duoduo, "Can we pay together when we check out? I'm an old man, it's a bit strange to buy this thing..." He gave the card to Lan Duoduo, "I'm sorry."

Lan Duoduo expressed his understanding and readily agreed.

But Shen Yi soon regretted it, because Lan Duoduo actually bought ten boxes of oversized condoms!The way the salesperson looked at him when he scanned the QR code was really...

Lan Duoduo also wanted to cry, he wasn't sure if Shen Yi would treat him as a reseller of condoms.He put his head down and put the things into the bag as fast as he could, but the more he hurried, the more mistakes he made. A box of condoms fell to the ground by accident. He bent down to pick it up, but suddenly he heard the same checkout at the side. The aunt yelled in horror, "Ah!"

Everyone around was taken aback, including Lan Duoduo. Lan Duoduo quickly put the condom back into the shopping bag and stood up, trying to figure out what was wrong. Then he found out in despair that it was the scallions bought by the aunt who made his big waves Give the wig a hook!Walk!up!

The aunt was really frightened when she saw a mass of black hair hanging on her green onions, but Lan Duoduo didn't feel sympathetic at all now, because everyone around him was watching him, including Shen Yi.

The sanitary napkin Shen Yi needed was still in the shopping cart, and Lan Duoduo was holding the card, otherwise he would have left a long time ago, why would he encounter such a strange thing when he went out to buy something!At this time, a person in the line behind urged him, saying, "Have you paid the bill yet? We're all waiting in line."

Lan Duoduo immediately stood up, glared at Shen Yi with a blushing face, quickly took off the wig that was still hooked on the green onion, and said to Shen Yi with a face of reproach: "You said you like long hair, and you won't need it next time. Hate!"

Shen Yi: "..."

Shen Yi was speechless, silently watching the people next to him put sanitary napkins and the like on the cash register, and he finally knew what was so strange about this person standing next to him with his head bowed and a blushing look.

☆, peach blossom

Lan Duoduo was a little nervous, because Shen Yi hadn't spoken to him after leaving the cashier.The two arrived at the parking lot quietly keeping a distance of about two meters. Lan Duoduo opened the car door, and Shen Yi threw the box of sanitary napkins into the back seat, while Lan Duoduo opened his wallet to take out the cash.He took out all the one-hundred-yuan bills and counted a total of six, but this was not enough for all the things he bought, so he had to say to Shen Yi: "Brother, I don't have enough cash. No, can you tell me WeChat ID or other accounts that can receive money? I will transfer the money to you."

There weren't many people in the parking lot, but Lan Duoduo still used a female voice, because although he didn't forget that he had short and neat hair now, he remembered more clearly that he had put on makeup today, and the one in his clothes was very stuffed. With a full bra, he still looks very feminine now, so using the original voice is the way to go.

Shen Yi said, "Leave me two hundred cash, and use WeChat for the rest."

When he came out of the construction site, he was not wearing his own clothes. His own clothes were taken away when his sister was rushed to the hospital, and even his wallet was taken away. The card he used just now was temporarily taken from the assistant. The supermarket shopping card was given by his assistant when he came. Originally, he could let people wait, but today there is an important follow-up work for an important project that the assistant needs to follow up, so he simply came to the supermarket by himself. Think about how to go back when you go back.

Lan Duoduo drew 200 yuan to Qian Shen Yi, and Shen Yi told Lan Duoduo about his WeChat ID.

In fact, Lan Duoduo can let Shen Yi go to the supermarket with him to get cash, but he feels that Shen Yi definitely doesn't want to go in and be watched by others.

Shen Yi saw the application and asked, "Lan Duoduo, right?"

Lan Duoduo said "um", "It's my real name."

Shen Yi smiled and said, "Really?" Then he looked at Lan Duoduo's chest, "Then your chest muscles are 'good'."

Lan Duoduo lowered his head subconsciously when he heard the words, and his expression cracked instantly when he saw his bulging chest. He suddenly thought that his WeChat avatar seemed to be a photo taken with his arms open in a white shirt, and that photo must have a chest!horse!flat!Chuan, as long as he has eyes, he can definitely tell that he is a man.

At this time, a taxi was parked on the side of the road, and Shen Yi didn't care how frightened Lan Duoduo was. He stepped on his long, slender legs and sat in it. The master stepped on the accelerator and drove the car away. up.Lan Duoduo stood there stupidly for a long time, and when he opened the door, he suddenly came back to his senses, waved his hands and shouted: "Hey! Your things!"

The sanitary napkin Shen Yi bought is still in Lan Duoduo's handbag, but how can Shen Yi hear it at this time?

Lan Duoduo had no choice but to dig out the shopping list, use a calculator to calculate the total price of the things he bought, and finally deducted [-] from the amount before transferring it to Shen Yi's WeChat, and left a message for Shen Yi to confirm whether it was correct, and It's best to exchange things when you have time.

However, Shen Yi didn't reply to this message quickly. Shen Yi was sitting in the car and kept thinking about one thing. He always felt that he had heard the name "Lan Duoduo" before, but he couldn't remember where it was.

Lan Duoduo waited for a long time but didn't get the news. He guessed that Shen Yi might have been shocked by him and was a little depressed, so he drove to Xiao Peng's place. As for the ten boxes of oversized condoms, he felt that if Shen Yi didn't need them , it is estimated that it will return.Of course, in fact, there is a great possibility that Shen Yi can use it, right?So maybe Shen Yi will leave the condom and pay him in the end?

Lan Duoduo stuck out his tongue, laughed limply, and then habitually looked in the rearview mirror before getting out of the car.He found that his current makeup and hairstyle did not match at all, and at the same time he was worried that Xiao Peng would nag him, so he simply took out the wig and put it on again.

Shen Yi had just arrived at the hospital at this time. When he entered the ward, his sister Shen Xin had just woken up, and his mother and his cousin Lin Guizhi were sitting beside him.

Lin Guizhi said enthusiastically: "Oh, Xiaoyi is here, look at what you're wearing, how busy are you?"

Shen Yi frowned slightly when he saw Lin Guizhi, said something casually, and then asked Shen Xin, "How do you feel?"

Shen Xin said, "It's pretty good, but the incision still hurts. Brother, did you buy anything?"

Shen Yi put the bag next to Shen Xin, "I bought it according to the message my mother sent me, but I don't know if it's right, take a look."

Shen Xin went to look through the cloth shopping bag, the corners of her lips twitched when she saw what was inside, she frowned and looked at her brother, and then continued to look down, but she didn't see anything that looked like sanitary napkins at the end. .She said, "brother, did you bring me the wrong bag?"

Shen Yi said, "No."

As he spoke, he went to look through it himself, and when he saw what was inside, he didn't pour it up immediately.

Shen Xin asked: "Brother, do you have a date? But this is too much, right? Hahahahaha! Oh my god, I got cut!"

Shen's mother took a curious look, and saw the words "super-large G-spot set!" on the half corner that was faintly exposed!There is also an icon like a chicken!

Lin Guizhi wanted to turn over quickly, but Shen Yi quickly picked up the thing and said sullenly, "I took it wrong, wait for me."

Shen Yi went out to send a voice request to Lan Duoduo. Lan Duoduo was about to get off the car, but when he got off the car, he wanted to use a female voice again. Sit back in the car.He accepted it casually, coughed lightly, and asked Shen Yi in a normal voice, "Brother Shen, have you received the money?"

Shen Yi asked: "Why did you take away the sanitary napkin I bought?"

Lan Duoduo said: "You took my condom, I didn't mean it, I made you go in such a hurry. If you need it in a hurry, I'll send it to you right now."

Shen Yi thought that it would take double the time if he went there once, but if Lan Duoduo came to deliver it, his sister could use the things in just one ride, so he simply troubled Lan Duoduo to come and change.

Lan Duoduo was very talkative, and he didn't bother with Shen Yi. He agreed at the time, told Xiao Peng that something happened temporarily, and drove the car out of the parking lot again.

After Shen Yi entered the ward, he temporarily put the cloth bag aside, and when he looked up, he found three women looking at him.He asked displeasedly, "It depends on what I do?"

Lin Guizhi peeled an apple for him, and said earnestly: "We were talking about you just now. Xiaoyi, you see that you are 32 this year, and the children of your cousin's family can make soy sauce. My cousin knows that you usually work I'm busy, and I don't have much chance to make friends. No, your uncle's sister's family has a girl. She is 27 this year. She is a graduate student in the history department. Auntie thinks that you are about the same age, so you can meet her, and you won't lose money if you meet her. Meat."

Lin Guizhi is not a bad person, but he likes to be a matchmaker. In the past, Shen Yi avoided his cousin, but this time his sister was hospitalized for acute appendicitis surgery, and his cousin came to visit his sister, so he couldn't avoid it.

Shen Xin saw that her brother was not happy, so she endured the pain from the knife and said, "Auntie, are you here to see me or to introduce someone to my brother?"

Lin Guizhi pinched Shen Xin's nose, "You girl, of course I came to see you, and I would like to tell your brother about the blind date. You said you two, the older one won't marry the younger one, and you don't even think about yours. Mom, are you in a hurry. This person wants to hold grandchildren when he gets old, you have to be considerate of our elders' feelings, don't you?"

Shen Yi gestured to his mother, who had been silent for a long time, to help out with his eyes. How could he know that the mother who would always stand by his side didn't speak this time.

Lin Guizhi flipped through his phone and showed Shen Yi a photo of his sister-in-law's daughter, "How good is this girl? She is also tall, 1.6 meters, 1.7 meters. You say you are so tall, you must be so tall." Do you have to find someone who is about the same height?"

Shen Yi finally responded, "Biao Aunt, can you stop introducing me to those who are less than 1.8 meters? It will prevent the two of you from getting cervical spondylosis together when you are old."

Lin Guizhi was slightly taken aback, "What cervical spondylosis?"

Shen Hui sighed, and glared at her son, "He meant that if you want to face each other, you have to raise your head and lower your head. But 1.7 meters is a bit short, Xiaoyi is 1.9 meters five, cousin, are you kidding me?" "

Lin Guizhi shyly put back the phone, "I'm just in a hurry, besides, why is it so easy to find a 1.8-meter girl? Besides, Xiaoyi needs to be handsome, capable, and you can't just look at his height when looking for a partner. You can't be too poor in knowledge, right? You have to keep up with your character, right? You also have to be beautiful, right? Where is it easy to find? Besides, girls can wear high heels, wouldn't it be enough to wear taller ones? "

Shen's mother also knew that it was difficult to find, so she didn't make a sound for a while, she only frowned tightly.But Shen Yi somehow thought of Lan Duoduo at this moment.According to his previous visual inspection, Lan Duoduo must be 1.8 meters tall. It is difficult to say about his knowledge, but he looks quite talented. As for his character, he should be considered good. At least he was not vague when he asked for help. There is no choice, just one word - beautiful!A melon-seeded face with fair skin, crooked brows and eyes when smiling, and the most rare thing is his favorite little pear dimple.

The only problem now is that this kid is a kid, not a girl, although he wants to see this, but at home...

After a while, Shen Yi didn't know what to think of, and suddenly showed a playful smile.

In fact, Lan Duoduo also has a headache about gender, not because he is gay, but because of his family's business.His father was a pianist and his mother was the president of a listed company.That's right, he is an upright and honest rich second generation, so he shouldn't be envied by too many people.But there is a problem here. The company run by his mother is a company that specializes in selling women's products, mainly producing various sanitary napkins, and he is the only seedling. That is to say, sooner or later he will also sell sanitary napkins.

He was supposed to be the fate of the domineering president in the novel, but he was ruined by three pieces of double-sided tape!

Just imagine, as a man, when he was asked what kind of business he was in, he needed to answer "sell sanitary napkins". When he was in school, he was nicknamed "Big Bundy" by his classmates.

Lan Duoduo sent a message to Shen Yi: "Brother Shen, I'm here, where are you?"

Shen Yi came out of the ward, and immediately saw Lan Duoduo standing at the end of the corridor.

Seeing someone, Lan Duoduo trotted over, not only gave him the sanitary napkins that belonged to Shen Yi, but also gave Shen Yi the box that he was "forced" to buy, and said in a low voice, "Anyway, I actually also If you don’t need it, I’ll give it to you.”

No one in his family can use this thing, his mother doesn't need it anymore, and he has no sisters. If there is no problem with the thing, it can't be returned. It's a waste to keep it.

Shen Yi gave the bag containing the condom to Lan Duoduo, "I'm sorry, I really troubled you this time."

Lan Duoduo waved his hand, "It's okay, Brother Shen, if you have nothing else to do, I'll leave first?"

Shen Yi didn't speak, he looked at Lan Duoduo blankly for a while, then slowly approached Lan Duoduo, leaving only a centimeter away from Lan Duoduo.

Lan Duoduo didn't understand why, he was so nervous that he couldn't breathe, he felt his heart was about to pop out of his chest, he didn't even dare to look directly at Shen Yi!Shen Yi What does this mean?He didn't dare to think about it at all, he hung his head like a child who did something wrong, his ears turned red, "Brother Shen, what are you doing, Brother Shen?"

Shen Yi raised his hand at this moment, and stroked Lan Duoduo's wig lightly.

Lan Duoduo was ecstatic, thinking to himself, this is impossible, right? !Is the peach blossom in my life finally about to bloom? !

However, just after thinking this way, Shen Yi took his hand away from his wig, and there was an extra roll of green leaves in Shen Yi's hand.Shen Yi solemnly held up the roll of green leaves and said, "Lan Duoduo, didn't you look at such a big green onion leaf?"

☆, pink to black

Xiao Peng was trimming his own eyebrows, when he heard the "bang" sound of the door being kicked, his hands trembled in fright, and he shaved a large part of his eyebrows bald. He was so angry that he turned around and yelled: "Damn it, who ah!"

Lan Duoduo was already aggrieved, but when he yelled like this, he was so sad that he sat down next to Xiao Peng, "Peng Peng, you are actually fierce to me!"

Xiao Peng pointed at his eyebrows, then grabbed Lan Duoduo's arms and shook them vigorously, "I'm going to kill you? I still want to beat you up! You pay me for my eyebrows! You pay me, I pay me!"

Lan Duoduo was really annoyed by him, and shouted: "Okay, stop shouting! I'll pay you back, okay?" After speaking, he proudly pushed his chin at Xiao Peng's cosmetic bag, "Bring it here! "

Xiao Peng handed over the bag suspiciously, wanting to see how Lan Duoduo would fix it, but in the end, he heard Lan Duoduo say: "Lie down, close your eyes, and open your eyes after I fix it."

Xiao Peng tilted his head to look at Lan Duoduo, with a look of suspicion, "Can you do it?"

Lan Duoduo pressed the person down, as if I can't do it, "Quick, close your eyes!"

Xiao Peng closed his eyes and lay down, Lan Duoduo opened the cosmetic bag, and pulled out a pair of false eyelashes from inside.Lan Duoduo neatly cut off the hairs on the false eyelashes, and placed them on the table one by one. Afterwards, he applied makeup glue to the roots of the hairs, and glued them unceremoniously to the shaved bald parts of Xiao Peng's eyebrows. After sticking dozens of them, he said: "It's done, friend, you're done!"

Xiao Peng opened his eyes and looked in the mirror for the first time, and saw two rows of black hairs on the part that was shaved bald by himself, and there was a suspicious white gelatin at the roots of the hairs.Xiao Peng's heart was broken, and his fingers were trembling. Three seconds later, he uttered an "Aww~" and completely exploded, "Big Bundy! Damn you mentally retarded! I have an appointment with Yuesheng tomorrow Watching a movie, you, you just compensate me like this? Do you want to end your friendship, tell me!"

Lan Duoduo shrank back, knowing that he had caused a big disaster, Xiao Peng has always paid attention to his image, and now he is missing a piece of eyebrow when he is dating his lover, it must be popular.But no matter how hot he is, he can't let the hair grow all at once!He gently shook Xiao Peng's sleeve, "Peng Peng, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Besides, your makeup skills are so good, you can draw a very realistic and realistic eyebrow, don't you think so? You can wear a hat too!"

Xiao Peng was shaken to the point of upset, "Shut up! No matter how good my makeup skills are, what I draw is still what I draw! You are really... I met you only after destroying the earth in my previous life. Such a stupid friend."

Lan Duoduo giggled, "Can you drink juice?"

Xiao Peng was angry, "Drink a fart! I want to make a mask, do you want it?"

"Of course!" Lan Duoduo hurriedly followed up happily, "Since I used your facial mask, I feel that the ones I bought before are not comfortable at all. What kind of scent are you using today?"

"I use the strawberry flavor, you? You can use the papa flavor." Xiao Peng pushed Lan Duoduo onto the sofa, and viciously plucked the black hairs that were still not sticking firmly. "By the way, Why did you come back so late? You won't hook up the handsome guy you met in the supermarket, will you?"

"Fuck!" Lan Duoduo, who was just about to cheer up, mentioned that the face was longer than a horse's face, "You are handsome! He, he is so bad, he is not a gentleman at all, let alone the one I like. A sense of honesty and honesty, he is not a good person anyway!" Lan Duoduo was so angry, Xiao Peng put on a mask and asked him to wash his face first, but he didn't go, "Peng Peng, do you know? He is disgusting to death!"

"What's the matter? Isn't that handsome guy you said yourself?"

"Handsome is handsome, but some places are really annoying, and fans must turn black!" Lan Duoduo recalled what happened an hour ago, and he was still in the state of a fire-breathing dragon.

It is said that an hour ago, Shen Yi took a roll of green onion leaves from Lan Duoduo's wig. When Lan Duoduo saw it, he was so embarrassed that he bit his lip and had to smirk to offset the embarrassment.At that time, he thought that Shen Yi would throw away the things in a very considerate manner, but Shen Yi looked around and said: "There is no trash can", and then he stuffed the roll of green onion leaves into it before he could react. killed him!of!Mouth!Ba, I had the nerve to say: "It's a pity to throw it away, you can eat it."

you!eat!up!Bar!

Damn it, Lan Duoduo was irritable at the time, and when he was irritable, his most direct reaction was to chew things viciously, so he chewed up the roll of unwashed raw onions that had been through countless hands.

Lan Duoduo still wanted to beat Shen Yi to death when he thought of Shen Yi's expression at that time.

"Pfft!" Xiao Peng held back for a long time, but couldn't hold back, "Hahahahahaha, I said that when you came back, Bundy, your face was as green as a green onion leaf, you are so stupid, hahahahaha..."

"Stop laughing! And don't call me Bundy!"

"Big Bundy, big Bundy! If you make me shave my eyebrows, I'll laugh at you!"

"Bitch, you actually used a durian-flavored mask for me, and I can't stop talking to you!" Lan Duoduo got up and chased Xiao Peng and beat them. to the sofas on both sides.Lan Duoduo said listlessly: "Peng Peng, tell me, am I doomed to fail in both love and career? I'm already 25 years old and I haven't had a decent relationship yet. I'm almost lonely to death. Are you I don’t know the couples in our building, they are so affectionate, I envy them when I see them.”

"I know, I heard people say that your building is a dog abuse building. But then again, Bondi, are you sure you bought these little raincoats for me?" Xiao Peng was bored and opened a box of condoms and found a condom There is more than enough to hold their dicks!Damn, is this trying to fight?

"Hey, maybe one day you dump Chen Yuesheng and find another Xiong Gong? Then it can be used?"

"Bah, bah, bah! Yuesheng and I are doing well, don't curse us, I'm in a hurry!" Xiao Peng threw the remaining nine boxes and the unpacked brains of the other box to Lan Duoduo, "I see You better keep it to yourself, I have no interest in Xiong Gong."

"Okay, at worst, I'll take it back and blow it up as a balloon."

It was already dark when Lan Duoduo went back with a watery face. As soon as he entered the house, he saw his father lying on his mother's lap, eating popcorn and watching TV.His mother habitually touched his father's ears, stared at the TV screen without even raising her head, and just said, "You're back?"

Lan Duoduo felt that if looking at two people who love each other could make the eye of a needle grow, his eye of a needle would probably be longer than a golden cudgel.He changed his shoes, "Dad, Mom, why are you so sticky every day? Isn't your waist sore? Does your throat hurt?"

Lan Jiarui said: "Your father and I have a very strong waist. If you have the ability, you can find someone to stick with. You say you, the parents of other people who oppose homosexuality can secretly find someone to fall in love with. How can we You don’t object and you can’t even find a partner? Son, are you missing someone in the five elements?”

Lan Duoduo was so angry that he snatched the popcorn from his father's hand. Lan Jiarui sat up straight with an "owwow", "Stinky boy, why are you grabbing it! There are still some in the kitchen, go and get them yourself!"

Lan Duoduo said: "I won't, it's too sweet!" He covered the popcorn and sat far away from his father, "Dad, Mom, other parents introduce their children to each other, why don't you introduce them to me?" ? I’m 25 years old and I’m still a virgin, don’t you feel ashamed!”

Lan Jiarui choked and was about to scold him when his wife stopped him.Zhao Mengjie said: "Son, Mom recently met someone with good qualifications. He is tall, good-looking, and capable of working. Do you want to meet him?"

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What Zhao Mengjie was talking about was the second-generation person in charge of a paper product company. His name was Yue Jia. He was 33 years old this year. Although he was a little older than Lan Duoduo, he was still within Lan Duoduo's acceptable range. He is 1.8 meters tall, so Lan Duoduo decided to meet after much deliberation.

The location is about a coffee shop with an elegant environment in the city center. When Lan Duoduo arrives, the other party has already arrived.

In fact, Lan Duoduo was also looking forward to it on the way here, after all, it was introduced to him by his mother, let alone other things, first of all, his character must be fine.But after Lan Duoduo saw this person, he couldn't hold back, and yelled in his heart: Oh my god, why is this skinnier than me!

Yue Jia is like a telegraph pole, even sitting there is a telegraph pole folded in half. Lan Duoduo feels that when the wind is too strong, the safety of this person going out is too low, and it is easy to be blown off.

Lan Duoduo walked over carefully, double-checked the title of the book in Yue Jia's hand, and then asked, "Hello, is this Yue Jia?"

Yue Jia nodded, politely invited Lan Duoduo to sit down, and asked him, "What do you like to drink?"

Lan Duoduo asked the waiter for a glass of juice, and looked at Yue Jia carefully.Yue Jia took over a large-scale company at a young age, and was able to develop upwards. His ability is self-evident, and what is rare is that he feels very approachable.LAN Duoduo chatted with him for a while and found that there was no generation gap problem as imagined, and the chat was so happy that he didn't notice that there was someone behind him staring at the back of his head from time to time.

Yue Jia said: "I have some business contacts with Aunt Zhao, and we have known each other for three or four years. Unfortunately, I only recently found out that you and I are all the same way. Otherwise, we could at least be friends if we met earlier.