The new female concubine, I am not the concubine?

"My son-in-law, the princess is here." As soon as Xiaosan finished speaking in front of him, a woman walked towards Xiaosan.

I have seen the princess in the female consort, which is the one played by Yuan Junmei, but this princess is different, wearing a yellow ancient costume (well, Cheng Pin has no research on ancient costumes), with a simple yet lively and cute girly hairstyle , under the long eyelashes are big smart eyes, the mouth is not pointy and red, and there is a little lolita.

"Hey, Feng, why are you staring at this princess?" Princess Loli sat on the stone bench opposite, picked up another cup of tea on the table and drank it.

"Wow, you're going to scald me to death! Feng Shaomin!" The princess Loli hurriedly put down her teacup, sticking out her tongue and blowing, Cheng Pin couldn't help being amused, this princess is so cute!

"Hmph, what are you laughing at? Be careful that your face is crooked. You scalded me. How can you compensate me?!" Little Lolita hummed angrily, rolled her eyes, and suddenly Picking up the sugar cane that was put down for tea earlier, pointing at Cheng Pin, he asked slyly.

"Hey, princess, this is wrong. What do you mean I scalded you? You did all of this yourself. Besides, princess, didn't you see that it was because the tea was too hot that I only served it a few times?" Keep the cup there!" Cheng Pin laughed.

Little Lolita is depressed, no matter what she says, the surname Feng will never go along with me, but wants to say a bunch of grandiose things, hum, it's so boring! "I don't care, you have to compensate me anyway!"

'Looking at the princess's attitude, she probably doesn't like Feng Suzhen yet, eh, isn't that right, me? ...Feng Shaomin, he's not so gentle, he probably hasn't taken the Wangqing Pill yet, and he doesn't seem to have any spiders in his hand, so it must be not long after marriage? ...two months? ...The princess is going out to find Yijian Piaohong? '

"Hey, Feng! Did you hear me! I want compensation!"

"Oh? The princess wants to leave the palace?"

"Of course!" Little Lolita was a little bit ashamed of being told, but who is she, a majestic smelly hero, she is naturally confident, oh no, she said with a hypocritical smile: "Brother Shaomin, you have Is the method right? I want to go out to find brother Jian, can you help me?" 'God!Even though I am a girl, I can't stand Tianxiang's cuteness attack!But I can't let go, what if I have a little spider in my hand when I come back from the house, this is impossible! '

Seeing that Cheng Pin frowned, the little loli turned her head and used the most effective trump card to deal with the old emperor - coquettishly said: "Brother Shaomin~ Don't worry, you just need to help me get out of the house, I heard Smelly is the number one hero in the world, his martial arts are world-class, I have been listening to Madam Zhuang recite the princess rules for so many days, I am going crazy, brother Shaomin~~"

Cheng Pin smiled and didn't answer. The current situation is really confusing...

In fact, it is not impossible to let her go out. Cheng Pin understands that the current "son-in-law" Feng Shaomin is not a prime minister under one person and above ten thousand, and the court is not every day as he understood before, usually once every five days. If there is any special situation, it is usually enough to tell the prime minister to solve it. Only when the incident is serious will it be reported to the emperor, but Cheng Pin is also secretly alarmed. The power of the prime minister is really... big!Generally speaking, the emperor would definitely not allow such an existence, but after all, Prime Minister Liu dedicated his whole life to the Eastern Dynasty, to the emperor. Die!What kind of talent, that is the death talisman, can the emperor tolerate a powerful, smart, young and popular son-in-law? (A certain author: You think too much, aren't you the talented Feng Suzhen, okay!) God, companions are like companions to tigers, even if you die, you don't even have a whole body. Can you...can you change?

"Hey, hello, brother Shaomin!"

"Ah?! Oh, Tianxiang, you can go if you really want~ but~"

"Really! But what?!" Little Lolita Tianxiang was excited, and then frowned impatiently.

"You have to promise me, don't eat outside, you have to come back to eat before dinner, you know?" Master Cheng Pin ordered, isn't it, in front of him, she is like a little girl, but this Is a very cute little girl.

"Okay, okay, brother Shaomin, don't be like Nanny Zhuang! I'm the number one hero in the world!" Little Lolita agreed.

Hearing Little Lolita's answer, Cheng Pin shook his head secretly, Tian Xiang's words were really unreliable, what if the yin and yang were separated during the night outside like in the plot?Hey!I'm not Feng Suzhen, but I can't save her...

The author has something to say: Hey, one joke per chapter (I've been looking for it for a long time...)

One day, three explorers finally found the "Valley of Hope". According to legend, as long as you stand by the valley and shout what you want in your heart, and then jump down into the valley, you will get what you want thing.So the three of them decided to give it a try.

The first one is a pervert, so he yells "Woman! Woman!" Jumping down, there are a lot of beauties waiting for him.

The second one is a nerd who shouted "Book book book book book!" Then, he jumped into the valley and got a book full of books.

The third one is an indecisive person. After much deliberation, he can’t decide on his favorite. After an hour, he finally made up his mind and felt that banknotes are the most useful, so he walked towards the edge of the valley. He accidentally kicked a He dropped a rock, and he cursed "shit!" Unexpectedly, he lost his balance and fell down the valley.

Finally, send this to someone you love: think of a number, add 52.8 to it, multiply by 5, then subtract 3.9343, divide by 0.5, and subtract ten times that number (The answer is very romantic!)