[Quick Transmigration] It's enough to keep grabbing the male lead

"Shiyuan Xianguan was punished again, and my heart aches."

"It hurts."

"It hurts."

……

The immortal servants in twos and threes looked at the man with the golden bowl on his head trying to keep his balance, and shook their heads with casual words of distress.

Because this similar situation has happened many times, everyone is not surprised.

Shi Yuan: "..."

In the three days since he's been here, he's gone straight from surprise to shock without any transition.

On the first day, knowing that he was a fairy servant with a little fairy art, Shi Yuan got excited and plucked the cat that the fairy of Marriage Mansion Yuexia liked most with fairy art.

The next day, of course, he was kindly summoned by the fairy under the moon.

Originally, it was said that it was all right, but it was Shi Yuan who was excited when he saw the immortal.

"Cheng Mu, it's you fucking again!"

Immortals naturally don't understand what "fucking" means, but the word "Cheng Mu" can be heard clearly.

"Bold! Old man, I have lived for 5000 million years. Even the emperor of heaven would call me "Shangxian" when he saw me. You little fairy servant actually called me by my first and last name! What's even more annoying is that you called me The little yellow hair has been plucked!"

After that, he was fined to take care of Xiao Huang, in order to comfort Xiao Huang's wounded heart.

From that night on, the cat slept on his bed and he slept on the floor.

Why don't you sleep together?

Shi Yuan was afraid that he would have a nightmare and strangle the cat to death.

This morning when Cheng Mu went to work and served tea with his attendants, no matter what he said, he would always start with the word "Shangxian".

It should be right now, but he was fined again.

The matter had to start with the marriage book in Cheng Mu's hand.

The little girl's name is Yu Hanyan, the daughter of the Yu family in the south of the Yangtze River, she is very happy with the son of Huan's parents, but she dare not say this love, I beg Mrs. Yue to draw a red line for the little girl and him, the little girl will be grateful, Yu Yue Add incense to the old temple.

Shi Yuan: "Shangxian, it's really humble to have a crush on someone."

Cheng Mu paused when he pulled the thread, "...shut up."

"Yes."

"Shangxian, why is this man so rude? He insists on doing this even though he obviously doesn't like him. I don't know if twisted melons are not sweet!"

"Shut up!" The thread in Cheng Mu's hand was almost tangled up.

"……Yes."

"Shangxian, it's better for these two to be in love with each other, and it's easy to tie the string."

The thread in Cheng Mu's hand immediately fell to the ground and became tangled up.

Shi Yuan immediately knelt down to pick up the thread and sort it out.

Seeing this, Cheng Mu held back his anger again.

Now, Shi Yuan swore inwardly that he would never speak again.

However, there was another content of seeking marriage that made him unable to hold back.

"Shangxian, man!"

It's not that Shi Yuan dislikes this kind of relationship. After all, he is also, ahem, someone who has presented chrysanthemums. He is just a little shocked that he has such a relationship so early.

Apparently, Cheng Mu got angry at this time, and directly dropped the red thread in his hand, letting it roll into a ball.

"What's wrong with a man and a man! Even if the gender is the same, the affection is true!"

So, Shi Yuan was now punished to stand outside the door with a golden bowl of water on his head, with Xiao Huang squatting at his feet.

Thinking that in the past three days in this Marriage Mansion, I have only seen the little fairy and not half of the little fairy girls, and even the cat at my feet is a male. Coupled with Cheng Mu's reaction just now, Shi Yuan is sure of one thing. thing--

Cheng Mu became a god and was still gay.

It was a delightful story, after all, if he liked a woman, he would be hard pressed to do it himself.However, it's really hard to do acrobatics!

When he went back to his room at night, Shi Yuan always felt like there was a bowl on his head, and he was a little inexplicably cautious when walking.

That's enough.

Cheng Mu paused while holding the red line for a long time, feeling that something was missing.

What is missing.

"Shi Yuan, why didn't you speak for a long time."

Shi Yuan: "..."

While they were silent, a fairy servant came in from outside.

"Shangxian, the Emperor of Heaven has summoned you to Yuqing Palace."

Yuqing Palace.

"The old man has seen the Emperor of Heaven."

Cheng Mu saluted neither humble nor overbearing.

"Shangxian doesn't need to be too polite, just sit down."

Cheng Mu thought that the Emperor of Heaven had always discussed matters in the Lingxiao Palace, and now he was summoned to come directly to this palace, probably because of some private matters.

He didn't talk nonsense and asked directly.

"Why did the Emperor of Heaven summon the old man here today?"

The Emperor of Heaven frowned, and after a moment of silence, he said, "Does Shangxian still remember the incident of Vulcan descending to the mortal world?"

"The old man remembers His Royal Highness Vulcan."

"Now... I heard that he wants to marry that mortal woman. This matter must not be done. The Shangxian has been managing marriages for a long time, and he understands the affairs very well. Please trouble the Shangxian to go down to earth to break them up in person, so that the Vulcan God can successfully cross the border. Jie, return to heaven as soon as possible."

Cheng Mu paused, feeling quite annoyed.Isn't this beating mandarin ducks with sticks?However, His Royal Highness Vulcan must succeed in crossing the tribulation, otherwise he might not be able to regain his immortal position, and could only wander in the world and become a mortal.

Cheng Mu thought, no matter what, let's promise now.

But it's probably not easy to go down to earth alone, so I'd better call a helper.

"Going down to earth? Can you—"

"No."

Shi Yuanmo.

No matter how much Cheng Mu changes, he will never change, ha ha.

Suddenly a sentence came out to take him down to earth as a helper, he hadn't been a fairy for a few days, and he hadn't had enough of the feeling of being a fairy.

However, he was ruthlessly rejected before he could refute.

Walking out of the Marriage Mansion, he turned his head and glanced at the three characters on the door. Shi Yuan was so reluctant to let go that he couldn't move his feet.

"Want to go down to earth?"

With a word in his ear, Shi Yuan was so frightened that he ran away and disappeared into the clouds in an instant.

How embarrassing it is to be seen by gods big and small when you go down to earth, and you will die of laughter when you come back in the future.

Cheng Mu secretly smiled, and then also disappeared in the clouds.

On the bustling street, there are cries of hawkers one after another, and the flow of people is surging, so it is very lively.

Meanwhile, Shi Yuan was squatting on the side of the road and drawing circles in resentment.

He has been in this mortal world for a month and has been bored in the inn. Today, Cheng Mu finally came to his senses and said to take him to the street. For this, he thanked countless times from his heart.

However, it was too early for him to be happy.

As soon as he took a candied haws to eat, he was snatched by Cheng Mu.Shi Yuan rolled his eyes and endured it, at worst, he would get another one.But before he could take it, he was dragged away by Cheng Mu's collar. It was annoying that he paid for the money.

The world is going down.

In the end, he was dragged to the side of the road with fewer stalls and squatted down, silently listening to the sound of Cheng Mu chewing candied haws and making circles.

Cheng Mu, if you continue like this, I won't love you anymore!

"Shangxian, bah, young master, why are we squatting here?"

"Wait someone."

Shi Yuan: ...

Can't someone just stand and wait!

But he didn't dare to say that. After all, his celestial power was so weak that he probably wouldn't be able to sustain it for a second if he was wiped out by Cheng Mu.

While waiting, Yuan's legs went numb, and Cheng Mu didn't move.

Nima, is this person coming or not?

At this time, a carriage suddenly came from the west side of the street, and it was very fast. It seemed that the horse was frightened, and the route was not straight, swaying left and right.

The crowd became chaotic in an instant, and the horse was coming!

Sooner or later, something jumped out from the side of the road and lay in the middle of the road.

Seeing the horse approaching, everyone covered their faces in fear.

This man - he was afraid that if he wasn't kicked to death by a horse, he would also be hit to death by a carriage.

However, the carriage miraculously stopped.

The man hugged the horse's head.

After a short pause, thousands of applause resounded from the crowd.

However, Shi Yuan, who was praised by others, held the horse's head and looked angrily at the side of the road.

Cheng Mu, why did you kick me out!