[Comprehensive martial arts] The correct domestication method of the first killer

This uninvited guest is really impolite. Before anyone arrives, he throws off his cheeks and eats his basin upside down. There is no incense and no bath. He is also covered in mud and sweat, and he wants to bury his face in the basin. inside.

As for this kind of person, instead of driving him out, Master Bitter Gourd took food for him with a smile, as if he was afraid that he would not eat fast enough, and said in his mouth: "If you don't have enough food, there will be more in the back kitchen."

Taoist Mu sighed: "Partial, really partial!"

Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Master Bitter Gourd is eccentric, so you won't be eccentric?"

"That's right." Layman Gu Song said, "Last time this man drank two jars of your 50-year-old daughter red. You can only stare at him."

The man didn't care about it either, and said vaguely with his mouth full: "You can talk about yours, I will eat mine, you can talk about it, and I can eat it, how good it is!"

The only one who deserves such a beating is Lu Xiaofeng.

Taoist Mu laughed loudly: "Do you think we are fools?" He also sat down, put down his chopsticks like flying, and in a blink of an eye he had already eaten two pieces of vegetarian ham.

Su Mu looked at Lu Xiaofeng's appearance with a frown, and said, "How long has it been since you took a bath?" His five senses were sharp, and Lu Xiaofeng smelled like stinky loach that had been marinated for a long time, which made him twitch Nose silently buried his face in Hua Manlou's clothes.

He could smell it, and so could Hua Manlou, and said, "You didn't smell too bad in the past, why do you smell like a dog fished out of a stinky mud?"

Lu Xiaofeng didn't take it seriously, he shook his head and held a piece of pot stickers tofu, and said: "It's not normal if it doesn't stink. If you don't take a bath for ten days, you will definitely stink just like me."

Su Muzhe put down the half-raised chopsticks calmly, and said, "Besides not taking a bath, you must have been in the stinky mud puddle, otherwise you would never be so stinky."

"Alas..." Lu Xiaofeng sighed, "Who told me to pay back my gambling debts."

Hua Manlou raised his eyebrows and said, "Didn't you go to bet with Sikong Zhaixing again?"

"Who else but that bastard." Lu Xiaofeng stroked his newly grown mustache and said angrily, "Last time I competed somersaults with him and won him in a mess. As a result, he didn't do anything recently except practice somersaults I went, and it turned out to be 680 in an hour, which is really fatal."

"Then what did you bet with him?" Hua Manlou laughed.

"I dug 680 earthworms for him, and I caught them one by one, and I almost turned into an earthworm." Lu Xiaofeng frowned, with a beard curled up, and a bitter melon face that made people laugh.

"Okay!" Taoist Mu stroked his palms, "It's not easy to see Lu Xiaofeng slumped, next time I will definitely invite Sikong Zhaixing to drink two jugs of wine!"

Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Taoist Mu, why don't we take a gamble?"

"I thought you didn't gamble anymore." Su Muzhe said suddenly, watching Lu Xiaofeng's face slowly evoked a smile, "After all, you still owe me a bet."

Lu Xiaofeng was startled, jumped up suddenly, and lamented: "I forgot how you remember, if I knew you would come, I would not forget to run here even if I was starved to death!"

Su Muzhe recalled Huamanlou as soon as he mentioned it, and couldn't help but said narrowly: "A gentleman is quick to whip a whip, and you are willing to gamble and admit defeat, but you said it yourself."

"Can't I accept it?" Lu Xiaofeng sat down resentfully, and said suddenly, "I'm not the only one in this matter, Jin Jiuling also lost!"

Su Muzhe said indifferently: "Don't worry, none of you can run away." Jin Jiuling will live in the Devil's Cult in the future, and it is not easy to collect a gambling debt, so the most urgent thing is to teach this Lu Xiao who disturbed his appetite first. chicken.

"Didn't I bring it to my door by myself?" A man's laughter came from outside the door. Jin Jiuling opened the bamboo curtain. He was wearing the most fashionable silk robe in the south of the Yangtze River. He had a new ancient fan in his hand, which was also worth a thousand gold. Huan looked very happy.

However, Su Muzhe keenly saw a trace of tiredness and apology that was well hidden in his eyes. In order to get out of the stall in the Central Plains smoothly, he has been exhausted these days.

There are many smart women in the red shoes, and there are more smart women who don't know the so-called so-called women, especially the newest young girl Lin Xian'er, who has a job with Ouyang Qing and naturally dislikes each other. Staring at him stubbornly, if you want to pretend to be an embroidered thief to complete the task assigned by the emperor, you have to be very careful, and don't be caught by anyone.

In this situation, coupled with a plum blossom thief who fled to the southeast to commit crimes, the life is in dire straits. If it weren't for the tearful and pitiful support of a certain young man before he left, Jin Jiuling would have quit.

"I'm willing to bet and admit defeat. I'm not Lu Xiaoji who cheats." Jin Jiuling glanced at Lu Xiaofeng with a smile, turned the folding fan in his hand, and was in high spirits.

"Who are you talking about cheating?" Lu Xiaofeng also got angry, slapped the table and said, "I can see Jin Butou going down the mire, even if I take off naked, I'm happy!"

Half a year ago, the two of them made a bet with Su Muzhe at Hua's house. Jin Jiuling would catch earthworms for Su Muzhe for a month, and Lu Xiaofeng would treat him to wine for ten days and ten nights. Every time Lu Xiaofeng drank a pot, he had to take off a piece of clothes until he was naked.

After hearing their gamble, Master Kugua said in astonishment, "I don't know when you became so childish."

Jin Jiuling shook his head and said: "People have stumbled, and horses have stumbled." But he came here, not for this matter, after joking for a while, his expression changed, and he asked: "Do you know that there is an extra embroidery in the Jianghu recently?" Art master?"

"I'm not a little girl, why ask about those." Lu Xiaofeng replied.

"You don't understand, this master embroiders something extraordinary." Jin Jiuling said mysteriously.

"Then tell me, what is he embroidering?"

"This master specializes in embroidering blind people." Jin Jiuling said.

"What?!" Hua Manlou lost his voice, stood up almost subconsciously, his face was a little pale.

Su Muzhe grabbed his hand, Hua Manlou's palm was cold, Su Muzhe's eyes sharpened when he touched it, and he looked at Jin Jiuling with a little more unkindness.

It's already been prepared for such a big reaction... Jin Jiuling sighed helplessly in his heart and touched his nose. He can understand Huamanlou's feelings, so he deliberately went to remind Huamanlou a long time in advance. It doesn't seem to be of any use now.

"I lost my composure for a while, please forgive me." Hua Manlou forced a smile, and also remembered the meaningful words that Jin Jiuling deliberately searched for last year. Although the blood was still missing on his face, he looked calmer.

Su Muzhe's complexion also improved a bit, and he squeezed Hua Manlou's hand and leaned against him, asking softly, "Is it okay?"

Hua Manlou smiled at him, shook his head to show that he was fine.

Although I was prepared for this in my heart, but suddenly faced with this situation, I still felt a little uncomfortable in my heart, as if I had been hit hard by a heavy hammer, and it was painful.

So Su Musha lowered his head and rubbed his bloodless cheeks, pulling him into his arms.

On the other side, Jin Jiuling twirled the fan and said a few words to provoke Lu Xiaofeng to agree to the matter. He not only took the red satin left by the embroidered thief to find someone for help, but also ordered him and Hua Manlou to go find the embroidered thief together. Several victims visited.

——He knew that Hua Manlou would not be willing to stay out of this matter, so he simply pulled him in, with multiple people and multiple strengths.

Jin Jiuling asked: "Who are you going to find with this satin? I only have this piece."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I'm going to find a tigress."

Jin Jiuling smiled and said: "Although the tigress is the most beautiful one, it is also the fiercest one. You have to be careful not to be bitten."

"Don't worry, he will be careful." Hua Manlou said.

"Why?" Jin Jiuling asked, teasing.

"Because he has already been bitten several times." Hua Manlou said.

"So that's how it is." Jin Jiuling made a look of sudden realization, and patted Lu Xiaofeng's shoulder, "It's okay to be bitten a few times, just don't get bitten off your ears."

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his mustache and sighed: "Why did I make friends with you narrow-minded people? I don't know people well." All of them were full of smiles, whoever made Lu Xiaofeng go so fast, was too impatient.

But it's normal, Xue Bing has been having an awkward fight with him for a long time, and now he has a perfect opportunity to make the beauty happy, isn't it right in his arms, and he can't wait.

"A hero is sad for a beauty." Mu Taoist said with emotion.

"I hope next time I see him, his ears are still there." Jin Jiuling murmured, heaving a sigh of relief. Xue Bing, as the eighth sister of the red shoes, has done a lot of troublesome things over the years. The case was thick and thick, but she was afraid of Shenzhen Mountain Villa's excellent reputation in the world, and was afraid of scaring the snake, so she never touched her.

Now that Lu Xiaofeng is happily leading the snake out of the hole, he won't have to worry about not being able to catch the current one.

The mouths of people all over the world can be silenced only when the stolen goods are obtained together.

Lu Xiaofeng ran away, and Jin Jiuling cheekily bumped up to Su Muzhe's blue cloth pony carriage. The driver was still the subordinate who was good at pretending to be deaf and dumb. He didn't even lift his eyelids when he saw someone more in the carriage, and waved his horsewhip. Walking forward unsteadily.

Su Muzhe stared at him, gritted his teeth and said, "Doesn't Jin Butou have a horse?"

"There are horses, but it's a pity that this mountain is high and the road is long, so I can't bear to let it run around." Jin Jiuling said, "And what is the relationship between you and me, it is not a problem if you have the audacity to rub it."

Su Muzhe said, "I don't know you well." Every word of his seemed to be squeezed out between his teeth. Hua Manlou could even think of the young man's gritted teeth, resigned and helpless grievance, and couldn't help but smile slightly. .

"Left and right Jin Tutou and I will drop by, it's okay to take a ride." He patted Su Muzhe's head and said warmly.

Su Muzhe snorted, lowered his eyes and reached out to play with the jade plaque on Huamanlou's waist.

The jade token that was returned at the beginning was still hung on Huamanlou by him.

Jin Jiuling said: "If possible, I really don't want you to get involved."

Hua Manlou said: "If you really didn't want me to get involved, you wouldn't have told me about this from the beginning."

"The reason I told you..." Jin Jiuling said calmly with a complicated expression, "It's because Hua Manting asked you for help. He asked you to visit Nanwang Mansion with me after visiting those people."

"An uninvited person is not a guest." Huaman said.

"I invited you." Jin Jiuling said, "Nanwang's favorite concubine Gongsun's birthday, Nanwang held a banquet for her for seven days, sent out hundreds of invitations, Mr. Hua couldn't get away, so I had to entrust you to go It hurt the face of King Nan."

"It's my wish to have a good meal." Hua Manlou laughed. Of course he knew that he went to Nanwang Mansion for more than that simple reason, but he believed in his brother's plan. The concealment shows that this matter is very involved, and if he is as smart as he is, he will not ask or tell, and follow their plan with peace of mind.

Su Muzhe raised his eyes and glanced at Jin Jiuling, but said nothing.

Isn't it the Nan Wang's rebellion? Is it necessary to be so secretive?

Tell Huamanlou when there is no one else.

The author has something to say: Susu is so self-willed hhhh Huahua has been kept in the dark, it’s pitiful, alright, although the brother of the Hua family is to protect him, Jin Jiuling’s online means that the copy of the Embroidered Thief will start, but from the beginning this matter has not That's right, facing Lin Xian'er in the red shoes and the plum blossom thief running around all over the world, the thief shouted "Catch the thief, don't test your acting skills too much" Jin Butou said that he really wanted to strike

But the Right Protector is still waiting in the Western Regions

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