What is the experience of being chased by a boss?
Work related (10)
The cute little yellow duck's underwear almost caused a nosebleed, Emma, this scene is so glamorous, it's almost time for pornographic photos!It would be even better if you don't wear anything at all, Feng Boss really has a strong taste!
Fang Xiaoqi and Xiaobai stared at their hands and feet, they were sober, and they were really comfortable.
Boss Feng hurriedly recovered his serious face, and handed over the prepared juice, he was simply a good waiter in China.
After taking two sips, Fang Xiaoqi came back to his senses, looked at Feng Sheng who was looking at him randomly, and then looked at his naked upper body, and then realized that he was also pregnant, and hurriedly pulled aside Wrapped in a bathrobe, he pushed away Feng Boss's big face with disgust, taking advantage of others, hooligan, hum!
Knowing that the daughter-in-law is shy, Feng Boss puts on a bathrobe wisely. After all, the son is looking at this side with wide eyes, and he can't spoil the children. He is really enlightened!
At night, Boss Feng took the initiative to ask his wife to sleep with him, and even slandered his son, saying that his son slept poorly, and that he was drooling even if he snored. Especially dark, who betrayed his son!
But Fang Xiaoqi definitely wouldn't agree, he just hugged his son and slept on one bed, leaving Boss Feng alone on the other bed, it's just miserable!
Xiaobai was very happy, his little arms and legs were all hung on his father, and he slept very contentedly.
Boss Feng stared at the picture of the father and son sleeping in harmony and joy, slightly jealous, let go of your little wolf claws, that's mine!And regretted why he brought his son, Zun is an invincible big light bulb!
Fang Xiaoqi and Xiao Ma have a circle of friends between them. Looking at the vacation photos sent by their good friends, Lu Xiaoma became jealous again. He lay on the bed and pinched the pillow angrily, using it as a boss to vent his anger!
Xiao Ma muttered, having a husband is amazing, I am not envious, I will also find a husband to go on vacation later, hum!
Xiao Ma, who was too sad and angry, didn't realize that under the influence of his good friends and the vast number of old and young rotten girls, he had deviated from the right track and stepped on that detour. Since then, he has never looked back. It is worth lighting 30 candles to commemorate The career of a straight man that will eventually pass away!
He closed his eyes, abused and stomped on the bearded scum until he lost his shape, and Comrade Xiao Ma managed to fall asleep hugging the pillow.
After waking up at five o'clock in the morning, according to the past, the pony must kick his legs and turn over to sleep, but he sits up with the quilt abnormally, thinking about the problem seriously, it is really rare and deep, and it is worth taking pictures A photo to commemorate.
Because he had just had a dream, the dream was so beautiful and clear that Xiao Ma remembered it clearly.In the dream, the two protagonists eat and play together, one is naturally me, while the other is Hu Zecheng with a gentle smile and a doting face!Fuck, what's the situation, I haven't seen him at all, how can I have such a ridiculous dream, so that it is difficult for Xiao Ma to decide whether it is a good dream or a nightmare!
The pony was wrapped in a quilt and circled around the room, as if Plato was thinking about problems.In the end, there is only one truth, and it must be that I saw Xiao Qi’s vacation photos before going to bed, so that I had dreams at night; as for why I was bearded, it must be because I was cursed by him, and I had to go to the temple to ask for a talisman to wear superior!Well, it must be so!Lu Xiaoma feels more and more that he is Conan alive, all he needs is a pair of big black-rimmed glasses!
Xiao Ma, who had finished comforting himself, went to the living room to pour a glass of water, and found that his parents had already woken up early for morning exercises, so he sighed, the life of the elderly is really boring, why wake up so early, and the good sleep time is so wasted. What a prodigal!
The pony shook his head, fell on the bed, and fell asleep in seconds, very quickly!
10. When Hush met a male god, I almost peed in fear
The good times always pass very fast, the eighth day of the Lunar New Year is coming soon, the elders have all gone back, and the younger generation starts the new year's struggle!Everything is back to normal track!
Although he is the boss, Lu Xiaoma still suffers from post-fake phobia. This person is lazy and seems to be able to fall asleep standing up!
A few opening firecrackers were set off at the entrance of the company, shaking Lu Xiaoma sober.
The employees are also sluggish one by one, which seems to be the sequelae of fighting landlords online all night during the holiday!Only the accounting aunt was full of energy, wishing a happy new year, and brought everyone her own sweet-scented osmanthus rice cakes!
Everyone shook their bodies and patted their cheeks, wanting to cheer themselves up, why not be as good as an aunt, respect is too embarrassing!
The first day of work was naturally very stressful, everyone got together to play and talk about the Chinese New Year!
"Oh, I'm so exhausted!" He Yaqian came in calmly after arriving half an hour late.
Everyone stared at her, cast condemning eyes, how can you be late, it's too much, we want to be late too, hum!
Lu Xiaoma got out of the crowd and smiled sinisterly. The good guy was finally caught by my boss, "Yo, I was late on the first day, and this year's bonus was reduced. Tell me why you went. I said that my boss is satisfied. My boss You can consider not fussing with you, a little girl." The pony is a wretched landlord, and the performance is very enjoyable, very worthy of the Oscar statuette!
He Yaqian showed no guilt, and gloated, "Boss, sister, you should worry about your own life!"
This kind of person is surprised, hey, what do you say? !
Xiao Ma curled his lips, "On the first day at work, don't scare me. Being a Laozi scares me?!"
So He Yaxi played the role of a female spy and told the information she had inquired about. She and Wang Liang, the vice president of the Hu Group, had a very good relationship. Wang Liang said that Hu Zecheng's security software system was broken, and he needed someone from Xiaoma Company to fix it. He also emphasized that Boss Hu had asked the boss to go, because "in order to ensure that the group's privacy is not leaked, it is more reliable for the boss to come! "This reason is indeed very convincing, and everyone has no opinion.Wang Liang naturally let his girlfriend talk.
As soon as I heard it, He Yaqian was very excited. God helped me, a big rotten girl. Is the black-bellied CEO Doubi finally meeting the boss? Another firewood, love at first sight or something, just thinking about it makes me very excited, okay? !
This is not a big deal, the company often has this kind of situation, the key is that this time the target is different, which boss is not good, but it is Hu boss, that is Xiaoma's big taboo!
Everyone patted their shoulders with sympathy, and encouraged them: Do it yourself, and you must not be too inferior. Although the domineering spirit is not as good as that of Hu Boss, you can still be considered a small boss. You can take care of so many people like us, so you can rest assured and be bold Go ahead and get it done, it's over as soon as you open and close your eyes, so go and come back, okay!
Because under the brainwashing of the rotten girl He Yaqian, even straight men have been thoroughly indoctrinated into the idea that "Xiao Ma will be captured as soon as he meets Boss Hu", so that he thinks of simple computer repair as too evil and complicated. So, the power of the rotten girl is really terrifying!
"I don't want to go, you can go whoever you want, you actually doubt the character of our employees, his father's, who cares about leaking their privacy, prudish!" Xiao Ma is very ambitious, he will go if he asks me, Wouldn't I be very embarrassing!
Everyone declined one after another, and He Yaqian even exaggerated, "They asked you to go by name. I heard from my Honey that if you don't go to Boss Hu, you have to invite him in person. We don't want to be implicated." Everyone got goosebumps all over the place, Emma, it's too scary to change her style all of a sudden.
Of course, this was made up by He Yaqian, she had no friendship with colleagues, and she just sold Xiao Ma for the sake of her fandom.Of course, Boss Hu may really do this, after all, chasing his wife has to be put on the agenda!
Speaking of this pony, he got angry and slapped the table angrily, "You all have done what you have done without telling me, and you dare to do business with bearded scum, otherwise, how could such a stupid thing happen." It's too much to jump into a hole for my boss. This year's bonus is gone, Xiao Ma made an angry decision, very boss-like!
Everyone blames each other, oops, it’s been so many years, don’t worry about it, people have so much money, it’s not worth it, right?Why should you be so narrow-minded, otherwise where would you get the wages to buy beer and fried chicken?
That's right, everyone agreed one after another, what they said was very reasonable!
"You all shut up, old lady!" He Yaqian yelled with her hands on her hips, very demeanor of a hooligan.
All the male compatriots pulled the zippers to seal their mouths at the same time, bowed their heads, and followed the instructions of the queen.
"Don't make excuses for him, it's high-sounding! In fact, he is afraid of being killed by Mr. Hu on the spot, so he doesn't... dare... go!" Sissy poked her heart mercilessly!
Everyone acted suddenly enlightened, oh oh oh, it makes sense!Your Majesty is really smart!
Lu Xiaoma turned into a violent horse, glaring at the crowd, the fire shot out from his eyes, and the sound of "Ziz" seemed to spread in the air, "You all come here one by one, how can I be afraid of him, what kind of UN joke?" !"
"I'm not afraid, just go, what a big deal! Our software is about to be updated, and we all work together. You are responsible for the Hu Group. After all, you are our big...boss, and the biggest customer should be yours." Let's get it done." Zhao Boldly looked indifferent, he's just a Hu family, what a big deal!He also specially emphasized the word "big", and kindly posted a piece of gold to Comrade Xiao Ma!
"Go, go, whoever is afraid of whom! Hmph!" Although Xiaoma saw through that this was a aggressive method, he was still no match for the wisdom of the crowd, so he was brought in like this, and he agreed with his chest out!
As soon as he agreed, Lu Xiaoma gave up, a little regretful, why did he jump into the pit!Can you go back on your word?Lu Xiaoma rested his chin and thought about the possibility of repentance, looking at the optimistic eyes of everyone, this possibility must be zero!
Therefore, Comrade Xiao Ma, who was betrayed by everyone, could only frown and go back to his office to think about the solution.Because I thought too seriously, I almost hit the office door.
Want to find Xiao Qi?At the critical moment, Chinese good friends must appear on the stage, think about it or forget it, Feng Boss is so scary, and it is a bit embarrassing to say such a trivial matter.Lu Xiaoma ruffled his hair violently, kicked the table and decided to go, I will still be afraid of you, a bearded scum, at worst, go on the weekend, anyway, you are not here, no one is afraid of others, hum!
So happy to decide!
Outside, He Yaxi and the others were chatting high in the group again.
"Sissy, you made a big joke on this New Year's Eve, why don't you go and clarify it with Xiao Ma, it's not worth it if you scare anyone who pays us wages?!"
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"Fuck, all of you think I'm joking, am I that boring?"
You are really so boring sometimes, of course all Han papers must not dare to say it!
"Could it be true?" The Han papers were startled, and they lit a candle for their boss.
"nonsense!"
"Since that's the case, I'll go." At the critical moment, Zhao Bold was indeed very loyal!
"It's fine, if you want to be buried early. But don't worry, we will take good care of your parents on your behalf. Go at ease."
"What the hell, then I'm not going, just kidding, don't take it seriously, hahaha." Little life matters.
Seeing all the incompetent male colleagues who couldn't stand the excitement, Sissy hated the iron and steel, so she could only comfort her, "You all are nervous, Boss Hu is super nice, isn't it such a beautiful scene to meet each other?" Should we gather around and set off fireworks to celebrate? Maybe Boss Hu will give us rewards as soon as he is in a good mood. He is notoriously generous in his actions, and the tips are tens of thousands, tsk tsk..."
Hey, what he said was true. Everyone was so bloody, with RMB symbols flashing in their eyes, they rubbed their hands and asked, "My lord? How do you know if you're swollen? Have you met Mr. Hu?"
"Are you kidding, of course... I haven't seen it before! It's written like this in the online fan literature. I also want to get writing materials. In a few days, I will also open a hole to make a big hit. Then I will Sign for everyone, don't be polite." He Yaxi rested her chin and dreamed of becoming a great writer!
Crowd: ...
"Don't worry, I bet that with a cart of cucumbers and a cart of corn, Xiao Ma will definitely have unexpected results this time!"
Everyone is perfunctory, the rotten girl is really vicious, and she doesn't hesitate to betray her boss, she must stay away!
The first day of work was purely for chatting and eating sunflower seeds. When he was off work, Lu Chihuai walked up to Sissi and looked at him with watery eyes without blinking.
He Yaqian was furious behind her back for no reason, she was so nervous when she had nothing to do, this is cute, why is it so weird.
"Get out of the way for my old lady, don't disturb my date!"
"I didn't bother you, you go quickly, but I haven't met Wang Liang well yet, as your boss, I must entrust you to him face to face, and I will give you a good compliment by the way! Praise you for being beautiful, gentle, and virtuous Competent, how is it swollen?" Xiao Ma showed a row of small white teeth against his conscience, and he was a good boss in China.
He Yaqian rolled her eyes and stared at the obtrusive foodie who stood in front of her, "You coward, I'll help you ask Wang Liang when Boss Hu is not here, okay?"
As a smart and keen rotten girl, how could Sissy not know Xiao Ma's intentions.
When the goal was achieved, Lu Xiaoma smiled even more happily, and patted Sissy on the shoulder, "Good comrade, you are enlightened! I will give you a bonus of 100 yuan this year, don't thank me, you deserve it! Have a good date, remember to eat less, Pay attention to your image, don't scare people away! Goodbye!" After finishing speaking in one breath, the pony regained its stubborn nature and flashed very quickly.
Just kidding, it's meal time, you must have a good meal!
He Yaqian stood where she was, crushing a walnut on the table with her bare hands, she was indeed a heroine among women, her internal strength was overwhelming!
The matter of upgrading the system is very urgent, and Boss Hu is always there, and after all, only weekends meet Xiaoma's standards.So, Lu Xiaoma decided to sacrifice the precious time of playing games on the weekend afternoon to help Boss Hu refresh the system, he is very dedicated!
Before leaving get off work on Friday, Lu Xiaoma was wearing a shoulder bag, waving his hands, and solemnly confessed his "last words": "Comrades, I am going. If you don't see me next week, remember to go to the police station and report to the bearded man. Take revenge for me..." In the end, he professionally vomited blood.
Everyone didn't respond at all, staring at the computer screen, what to do or what to do, finger brushing and pressing the keyboard, designing the program!Obviously, he has long been used to the convulsions of the boss, isn't it just to repair a system, why is he so cowardly?No wonder being pressed down by others, I can never turn over!
The last sentence is pure career being oppressed, not that, everyone, don’t think wrong, we are all pure and good young people!Stand proud! !
Lu Xiaoma, who didn't get a response, curled her lips in dissatisfaction, saying that she has a strong friendship with colleagues!Sure enough, they were all fed to the dogs!snort!
Stepping out of the company, arriving late and leaving early, the boss is so lawless!
☆、Meet the male god in the toilet
What should come will come eventually, on the weekend morning, Lu Xiaoma rarely wakes up early, if 11 am is considered early.Usually, I only have the opportunity to look at the CBD from afar. Today I can finally find a formal reason to step into the dream building. I am always a little nervous, not because of my beard!
After lunch, Lu Yao was carrying a shoulder bag, a peaked cap, and even a big mask with a pony pattern printed on it. He was sneaky, very much like a bad guy!
Shaking to the front of the building, Lu Xiaoma was stopped decisively by the security uncle.
Sneaky, could it be some paparazzi!Uncle security is really professional!
Pony hurriedly explained with trepidation.Fortunately, Boss Hu had explained it in advance, and asked the security guard to be more polite, euphemistically saying that this is a big customer.Just kidding, this is the future daughter-in-law, and she must be treated like the wife of the president.In addition, the pony is handsome and cute, and the childish big mask adds a bit of humor to him.Therefore, Uncle Security invited Xiao Ma in very politely, and he just led the way and took him to the top floor himself.
Xiao Ma was flattered, this is too polite, and also used the honorific word "you", this is the first time in his life to enjoy this kind of treatment, Xiao Ma is a bit uncomfortable. Could it be that he is so famous in the business world that even the security guard admires him? Have you been around for a long time?
Xiao Ma began to be habitually narcissistic, and he knew that he was not easy to mess with!In my heart, I have a little favor for Boss Hu, but of course there is only a little favor, which is almost negligible.
Hu Boss Zun is not easy!
Lu Xiaoma was humming in a good mood, with his hands in his pockets, looking like a little hooligan.
Uncle Security was puzzled, and kept staring at Xiao Ma's back. This little boy was obviously a fresh graduate, so how could he become a big client, but what Mr. Hu said was always true, and it really was Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. sharp!
Uncle Security was very impressed, and when he thought of his grandson who was still ineffective at about the same age, he shook his head helplessly. The gap between people is really huge!
Xiao Ma's baby face once again successfully concealed his age. If he can pretend to be young, he has the capital!
Looking at the empty CBD buildings on the weekend, Lu Xiaoma had the illusion that he was sitting on the entire CBD, and felt that he was simply domineering.So, seeing no one around, I fumbled here and there, and came to the conclusion that it was really luxurious. Compared with my company, it was just a broken thatched cottage, and the gap was not ordinary!
When I go back, I have to spend a lot of money to renovate the office. The big deal is to eat a few big chicken legs, and the pony clenches his fists. He has ambitions!
Habitually pressing a golden and gorgeous elevator, who knows that the system voice prompts that the fingerprint is wrong, and Lu Xiaoma is taken aback. It turns out that he is a countryman who has never seen the world before entering the city.
Feeling a bit out of control, Lu Xiaoma looked around guiltily and said, fortunately no one saw it, otherwise his fame would be ruined.
The CBD is indeed rich, and even the elevators are divided into grades. Lu Xiaoma saw the gap again, and was a little envious.Thinking about how Hu Zecheng used this kind of high-end elevator to go to work every day, while he was forced to climb the stairs, what a godlike gap!Pony gritted his teeth, very jealous!
With his head drooping, Lu Xiaoma obediently pressed the ordinary elevator and went straight to the office on the top floor.The empty floor was supposed to be quiet, but unexpectedly there was a faint "thrilling, thumping" sound.Thinking of the horror movie he watched a few days ago, Lu Xiaoma trembled, feeling his hairs stand on end, a little terrified, and really wanted to run away.
But as a pure man, Lu Xiaoma coughed to give himself the courage to find Hu Zecheng's office number, he was very brave!
The closer to Hu Zecheng's office, the louder the noise. Lu Xiaoma trembled again. Could it be that Hu Zhazha is the legendary perverted murderer, and his office is the place where the crime was committed?Lu Chihuo, who thought he had seen through some shocking secret, suddenly regained his spirits, what the hell, he was catching a murderer, and the other party was still a scumbag. See righteousness and bravely be a little expert!
Lu Xiaoma pulled the satchel behind him, rubbed his hands, and gently turned the doorknob, intending to make a surprise attack. He was especially gifted as a thief, and his movements were very careful and professional.
Unexpectedly, the doorknob was opened from the inside vigorously, Xiao Ma was startled, and roared "Ah", the voice echoed in the corridor, it was indeed a bit weird.
Auntie Cleaning was startled, and also cooperated with "ah", and was relieved to see that it was a young man.
"You unlucky brat, why are you howling in broad daylight?" Auntie was obviously old and couldn't stand the stimulation, and she complained while letting go.
Hey, what's going on, things don't seem right.
Xiao Ma rubbed his nose, feeling that he was really stupid, and his cheeky skin rarely turned red, "Um, I'm sorry, Auntie. Is... only you here?" He secretly peeked inside as he spoke.
"Yeah, I come here every weekend for cleaning. Mr. Hu has a sensitive nose and has high requirements for fresh air. I come here every week to spray air freshener!" Seeing the tool on the pony's back, the auntie However, "You are here to repair the computer, Mr. Hu has told me to open the door for you, so hurry up and get it."
"Okay, thank you, auntie." In front of outsiders, Xiao Ma is very polite, just like a good baby.
The middle-aged aunt is always particularly prone to overflowing maternal love for good dolls like Lu Xiaoma, so she is busy and kind and polite, and continues to work on other offices!
Lu Xiaoma flashed into the office, gently closed the door, and visited Mr. Hu's high-end and luxurious office.Feel the imported buffalo leather sofa, it is really soft and comfortable, a waste of money; look at the books in the window, there are a bunch of English, they are all magic horses, pony's head is full of question marks, I can't understand, it really is Pretending to be a man; poking the game doll decoration on the table, the global limited edition, Xiao Ma was so scared that he quickly withdrew his hand, just kidding, if he broke it, he would sell himself and he would not be able to pay for it!Then I flipped through the latest game design program report on the table, there was a lot of it, it was really high-end and complicated, pony curled his lips, it is not a depraved money-making thing, how can my small game be beneficial, cut it!
After sniffing carefully, there is indeed a faint scent of lemon jasmine in the air. The pony seems to have discovered the New World. The bearded dregs are really squeamish. Even if you don’t eat seafood, you still have a sensitive nose? !Zun has a lot of problems and is very difficult to support, but he is particularly easy to support, proud and proud!
This matter is very worth finding a gossip forum to report on, maybe it can squeeze the bearded scum out of the rankings, Xiaoma crackling is thinking about it.
Thinking of the legendary perfect and impeccable Boss Hu actually has so many down-to-earth shortcomings and faults, Comrade Xiao Ma felt a lot of balance in his heart for no reason, it seems that it may not be so unattainable!
At this time, Xiao Ma regretted it very much, why didn't he get some farm manure, buried it in a flower pot, and smoked the beard dregs, it was very beautiful to think about it, what a mistake!
The visit is over, and the brain is finished. Comrade Xiao Ma finally thought of the business, and sat in the boss seat that he dreamed of. The pony was very comfortable with his legs crossed, and he almost shook his hands and yelled "Everyone loves you!" Very happy The mother of the world!
Lu Xiaoma, who was too intoxicated, didn't notice at all. From the moment he stepped into the CBD building, the cameras were flashing hidden red lights. All his wretched behaviors were monitored, and the manipulator of the surveillance videos was naturally the voyeur Hu The big boss is also!
As a master of technology, it is a breeze to connect the camera transmission signal to your mobile phone.Boss Hu, with his legs crossed, was lying in the car in the underground parking lot, holding his mobile phone, and smirking at the screen of the mobile phone.Those who don't know will probably think that he is in the late stage of insanity, and Boss Hu is indeed Boss Hu, hiding it very deeply!
Looking at the various... silly things that the future daughter-in-law showed?Boss Hu's heart is about to melt, ouch, how can a swollen daughter-in-law be so cute, I really want to pinch the little meat, it must feel very good!
Ordinary people are not allowed to step into the president's office, even if they want to enter, they must be watched by someone.Boss Hu completely trusts his daughter-in-law, and let him stay alone in his office. This is true love. It is very worthy of 1 likes!
Although Lu Xiaoma's emotional intelligence is not very high, he still has the professional ethics he should have. He still understands respect for other people's privacy.Therefore, he did not move during the whole process. Facing the computer full of business secrets, no matter how gossipy and curious he was, he didn't click in to look at the information. He just focused on his own system program. It's really the dean's grandmother. A good grandson, the tutor is very good!
However, Comrade Xiao Ma still can't help complaining, his vigilance is too bad, he doesn't even have a password or anything, respect is a child with a low IQ!
The pony with a straight gut will naturally not know, if the password is really set, he will not be able to avoid Boss Hu so smoothly, he must meet him!
What's more, how could a high-end talent like Boss Hu make such a low-level mistake?For the sake of his wife, he canceled the password on purpose. It was a good intention, and the onlookers were really moved!
An hour later, Lu Xiaoma successfully completed it, and felt that he was really good, and that he was indeed worthy of the CBD.Turn off the computer, lean on the leather chair, rub your eyes, lift your feet, put your hands on the table to make the chair dangle, very childish.
Later, I must have a good meal to comfort the dead brain cells, otherwise it will be easy to suffer from Alzheimer's disease, so I decided so happily!Tomorrow I have to show off, I have successfully completed the task and came back, who would say that I will send me to kill someone!
Pack up the crime... No, it's a repair tool. Pony puts his satchel on his shoulders and restores the office to its original state.
Boss Hu raised his eyebrows evilly, put on his expensive suit, and stepped out of the car. It was time for him to appear on the stage. When he met someone who fell in love at first sight, it was wonderful to think about it. So many idol dramas must be worth watching!Putting on big sunglasses and taking pictures with my phone, I feel that I am so handsome that I can't bear to look straight at it!
Lu Xiaoma walked out of the office, stretched himself, and planned to leave after a while.After asking my aunt, I finally found a luxurious toilet at the end that spurted blood!Pony's mouth opened wide in surprise, damn it, it's too wasteful, this golden thing is actually a toilet? !
This toilet is dedicated to the president level, and ordinary people can't use it. Xiao Ma has earned money today.
Gold tiles, gold faucets, limited edition Chanel hand sanitizer... really luxurious!
Facing the gorgeous toilet, Xiao Ma almost couldn't get out, so he had to close his eyes and imagine that this is an ordinary public toilet, which made it easier for him to come out.I am indeed a poor man, and I am incapable of enjoying!
I have to wash my hands well, so I can't afford high-end hand sanitizers.So, Lu Xiaoma mischievously squeezed a big pile of hand sanitizer and started to wash.Xiao Ma didn't stop satisfied until his hands were white, fragrant and smooth after washing. It was rare to be a local tyrant, and he felt really comfortable!Jealous of the beard again! !
Boss Hu showed up handsomely, and found that his wife had disappeared. He took the ordinary elevator specially. Logically speaking, his wife would not go so fast, and he didn't jump directly from the top floor.
At this time, Auntie Clean appeared kindly and gave advice. Boss Hu was very moved and thanked her repeatedly.
Run to the toilet, looking for a wife.Just kidding, maybe I just saw the daughter-in-law take off her pants, this kind of sexy scene must not be missed, little ass or something, tsk tsk... Boss Hu couldn't hold it anymore.
Very nasty!
Seeing Mr. Hu's eager pace, the auntie wondered, are you so anxious to go to the toilet? If you are so anxious, why do you run to the top floor with so much effort? The child now, I really don't know what to think, cleanliness or something is too serious Come on!
It's a pity that Boss Hu came a step too late, and only saw his daughter-in-law rubbing the soap vigorously and humming a song along the way.The faint disappointment dissipated after seeing the lovely daughter-in-law, and the gaze behind the big sunglasses was presumptuously looking at the daughter-in-law's small waist and hips, tsk tsk... Boss Hu is very satisfied, and it is very worthy of praise!
The gaze behind him was too presumptuous, Xiao Ma raised his head to look in the mirror, and on the other side of the mirror was an evil and charming man wearing sunglasses, with a faint familiarity.Because Xiao Ma has a guilty conscience, after all, nine out of ten people who appear here are big bosses, and he is really embarrassed to be caught wasting hand sanitizer here, so much so that he ignores who is coming!
Quickly wiped his hands, turned around, Xiao Ma blushed and nodded, intending to hurry up.The opponent's aura is very strong, not inferior to Feng Boss at all, so he must have a lot of background. Boss or something, they all have the same virtue, it's scary when you think about it, okay? !Lu Xiaoma is a little scared!
Helplessly, the man stood still at the door, and he was half a head taller than himself.
In normal times, the pony would be a bandit, kicking him with his hips akimbo angrily, drinking the quack sentence of "good dogs don't get in the way, get out of my way!".Of course I don't dare now, what a joke, I'm not tired of living!He had no choice but to lick his face and raise his head with a smile, "Boss, can you please let me go?"
The other party was wearing sunglasses, and Xiao Ma couldn't see his eyes at all, nor could he see Boss Hu's eyes that were about to smile uncontrollably.
Big sunglasses or something, he's so cool and handsome, I'll go to the street stall to buy some other day!Pony was faintly envious.
Unexpectedly, the man was still motionless, and the corners of his mouth were getting bigger and bigger.
☆、It's not easy to marry a daughter-in-law these days
The pony was startled, what the hell!What the hell is going on, is this a man with epilepsy?I must quickly take out my mobile phone and call 120.However, a boss is a boss, and he is really evil and crazy when he smiles. It is very worthwhile to learn it in front of the mirror!
Boss Hu is no longer pretending to be silent, but his eyes are still staring at his future daughter-in-law without blinking. The previous intersection was limited to the virtual network, and it is rare to see a real person. She is even cuter, and she can't move her eyes. Engraved in my heart.
"You are Mr. Lu, and you have long admired your name. I am Hu Zecheng." He stretched out his hand proactively, very gentlemanly.
Bridge bean sack? !On a sunny day, there was a thunderbolt, and Lu Xiaoma was smashed by the truth, so he looked carefully with his eyes wide open, no wonder he felt familiar, who is it? !Pony's mouth can be opened enough to stuff an egg. What's going on? Mr. Hu is not here today?How did it get hit, or was it in the toilet? !
The pony that Mr. Lu said is still very comfortable. I wanted to slap his hand away arrogantly, but I really didn't dare, so I shook it tremblingly and perfunctorily, so I wasn't nervous, hum!
"I..." Boss Hu was very satisfied with his daughter-in-law's reaction, he must be so handsome by himself, it must be like this, the corners of his mouth raised a charming arc, he is so handsome that he has no friends!
Xiao Ma blushed unconsciously, and before Boss Hu had finished striking up a conversation, he hurriedly interrupted, "Then Mr. Hu, hahaha, I have an emergency at home, I'm going to take a step ahead, please take your time and see you later!" Finished in one breath , without panting at all, won the true biography of Sissi, and immediately ran away with the bag on her shoulders.
Boss Hu's smile froze on his face, what's going on, how can the swelling run away!As a big boss doing big things, naturally he will not chase him out, but thinking about the root of the problem, so that he can prescribe the right medicine and fix his wife forever. Chasing him out now will probably scare her daughter-in-law, and it is not good to leave a rogue image up!
Boss Hu stood at the door of the toilet, resting his chin and thinking for a long time, but he didn't think of the reason.Usually, the swollen daughter-in-law on the Internet who always fluffs her hair and wears all kinds of small vests to blacken her is gone. I am really not used to it and I don’t like it all of a sudden, I am so respectful to myself! As expected, the bosses are all M, and each of them is very cruel!
The pony ran to the stairwell, poked his head out to have a look, and was relieved to find that he hadn't caught up.It's funny to think about it, I didn't get to the point where people were chasing after me to thank me, I just laughed at myself lightly.
Touching his beating heart, the moment he saw the real Hu Zecheng, he was really shocked. He was even more handsome than the one in the magazine. No wonder there are so many brain-dead fans. Looking at himself, he really couldn't compare !
Bah, bah, what are you thinking about, I am a straight man, a straight man with Chiguoguo, and after staying with a rotten woman for a long time, his thoughts are not right!I have to settle the score with Sissy later, grandma's, the agreed Boss Hu is not here!The pony is very brooding!
Seeing that Hu Zecheng's status is in his heart, and there is a tendency to become a Hu male god from a scumbag, Lu Xiaoma hurriedly finds his shortcomings.
He's so handsome, but that can't cover up the fact that he doesn't lift!Wear sunglasses indoors?Sure enough, she pretended to be aggressive, maybe her eyesight is not good enough, she must find something to cover it up!It's okay to stand at the door of the toilet. He is indeed a voyeur with a special hobby!
After criticizing like this, Hu Zhaza's status returned, Lu Xiaoma felt much more at ease, her heartbeat also calmed down a lot, and hurriedly took the elevator and ran away!
Boss Hu thought about it for a long time, and he didn't come back to his senses until his aunt called him, but he still couldn't figure out why his daughter-in-law
Fang Xiaoqi and Xiaobai stared at their hands and feet, they were sober, and they were really comfortable.
Boss Feng hurriedly recovered his serious face, and handed over the prepared juice, he was simply a good waiter in China.
After taking two sips, Fang Xiaoqi came back to his senses, looked at Feng Sheng who was looking at him randomly, and then looked at his naked upper body, and then realized that he was also pregnant, and hurriedly pulled aside Wrapped in a bathrobe, he pushed away Feng Boss's big face with disgust, taking advantage of others, hooligan, hum!
Knowing that the daughter-in-law is shy, Feng Boss puts on a bathrobe wisely. After all, the son is looking at this side with wide eyes, and he can't spoil the children. He is really enlightened!
At night, Boss Feng took the initiative to ask his wife to sleep with him, and even slandered his son, saying that his son slept poorly, and that he was drooling even if he snored. Especially dark, who betrayed his son!
But Fang Xiaoqi definitely wouldn't agree, he just hugged his son and slept on one bed, leaving Boss Feng alone on the other bed, it's just miserable!
Xiaobai was very happy, his little arms and legs were all hung on his father, and he slept very contentedly.
Boss Feng stared at the picture of the father and son sleeping in harmony and joy, slightly jealous, let go of your little wolf claws, that's mine!And regretted why he brought his son, Zun is an invincible big light bulb!
Fang Xiaoqi and Xiao Ma have a circle of friends between them. Looking at the vacation photos sent by their good friends, Lu Xiaoma became jealous again. He lay on the bed and pinched the pillow angrily, using it as a boss to vent his anger!
Xiao Ma muttered, having a husband is amazing, I am not envious, I will also find a husband to go on vacation later, hum!
Xiao Ma, who was too sad and angry, didn't realize that under the influence of his good friends and the vast number of old and young rotten girls, he had deviated from the right track and stepped on that detour. Since then, he has never looked back. It is worth lighting 30 candles to commemorate The career of a straight man that will eventually pass away!
He closed his eyes, abused and stomped on the bearded scum until he lost his shape, and Comrade Xiao Ma managed to fall asleep hugging the pillow.
After waking up at five o'clock in the morning, according to the past, the pony must kick his legs and turn over to sleep, but he sits up with the quilt abnormally, thinking about the problem seriously, it is really rare and deep, and it is worth taking pictures A photo to commemorate.
Because he had just had a dream, the dream was so beautiful and clear that Xiao Ma remembered it clearly.In the dream, the two protagonists eat and play together, one is naturally me, while the other is Hu Zecheng with a gentle smile and a doting face!Fuck, what's the situation, I haven't seen him at all, how can I have such a ridiculous dream, so that it is difficult for Xiao Ma to decide whether it is a good dream or a nightmare!
The pony was wrapped in a quilt and circled around the room, as if Plato was thinking about problems.In the end, there is only one truth, and it must be that I saw Xiao Qi’s vacation photos before going to bed, so that I had dreams at night; as for why I was bearded, it must be because I was cursed by him, and I had to go to the temple to ask for a talisman to wear superior!Well, it must be so!Lu Xiaoma feels more and more that he is Conan alive, all he needs is a pair of big black-rimmed glasses!
Xiao Ma, who had finished comforting himself, went to the living room to pour a glass of water, and found that his parents had already woken up early for morning exercises, so he sighed, the life of the elderly is really boring, why wake up so early, and the good sleep time is so wasted. What a prodigal!
The pony shook his head, fell on the bed, and fell asleep in seconds, very quickly!
10. When Hush met a male god, I almost peed in fear
The good times always pass very fast, the eighth day of the Lunar New Year is coming soon, the elders have all gone back, and the younger generation starts the new year's struggle!Everything is back to normal track!
Although he is the boss, Lu Xiaoma still suffers from post-fake phobia. This person is lazy and seems to be able to fall asleep standing up!
A few opening firecrackers were set off at the entrance of the company, shaking Lu Xiaoma sober.
The employees are also sluggish one by one, which seems to be the sequelae of fighting landlords online all night during the holiday!Only the accounting aunt was full of energy, wishing a happy new year, and brought everyone her own sweet-scented osmanthus rice cakes!
Everyone shook their bodies and patted their cheeks, wanting to cheer themselves up, why not be as good as an aunt, respect is too embarrassing!
The first day of work was naturally very stressful, everyone got together to play and talk about the Chinese New Year!
"Oh, I'm so exhausted!" He Yaqian came in calmly after arriving half an hour late.
Everyone stared at her, cast condemning eyes, how can you be late, it's too much, we want to be late too, hum!
Lu Xiaoma got out of the crowd and smiled sinisterly. The good guy was finally caught by my boss, "Yo, I was late on the first day, and this year's bonus was reduced. Tell me why you went. I said that my boss is satisfied. My boss You can consider not fussing with you, a little girl." The pony is a wretched landlord, and the performance is very enjoyable, very worthy of the Oscar statuette!
He Yaqian showed no guilt, and gloated, "Boss, sister, you should worry about your own life!"
This kind of person is surprised, hey, what do you say? !
Xiao Ma curled his lips, "On the first day at work, don't scare me. Being a Laozi scares me?!"
So He Yaxi played the role of a female spy and told the information she had inquired about. She and Wang Liang, the vice president of the Hu Group, had a very good relationship. Wang Liang said that Hu Zecheng's security software system was broken, and he needed someone from Xiaoma Company to fix it. He also emphasized that Boss Hu had asked the boss to go, because "in order to ensure that the group's privacy is not leaked, it is more reliable for the boss to come! "This reason is indeed very convincing, and everyone has no opinion.Wang Liang naturally let his girlfriend talk.
As soon as I heard it, He Yaqian was very excited. God helped me, a big rotten girl. Is the black-bellied CEO Doubi finally meeting the boss? Another firewood, love at first sight or something, just thinking about it makes me very excited, okay? !
This is not a big deal, the company often has this kind of situation, the key is that this time the target is different, which boss is not good, but it is Hu boss, that is Xiaoma's big taboo!
Everyone patted their shoulders with sympathy, and encouraged them: Do it yourself, and you must not be too inferior. Although the domineering spirit is not as good as that of Hu Boss, you can still be considered a small boss. You can take care of so many people like us, so you can rest assured and be bold Go ahead and get it done, it's over as soon as you open and close your eyes, so go and come back, okay!
Because under the brainwashing of the rotten girl He Yaqian, even straight men have been thoroughly indoctrinated into the idea that "Xiao Ma will be captured as soon as he meets Boss Hu", so that he thinks of simple computer repair as too evil and complicated. So, the power of the rotten girl is really terrifying!
"I don't want to go, you can go whoever you want, you actually doubt the character of our employees, his father's, who cares about leaking their privacy, prudish!" Xiao Ma is very ambitious, he will go if he asks me, Wouldn't I be very embarrassing!
Everyone declined one after another, and He Yaqian even exaggerated, "They asked you to go by name. I heard from my Honey that if you don't go to Boss Hu, you have to invite him in person. We don't want to be implicated." Everyone got goosebumps all over the place, Emma, it's too scary to change her style all of a sudden.
Of course, this was made up by He Yaqian, she had no friendship with colleagues, and she just sold Xiao Ma for the sake of her fandom.Of course, Boss Hu may really do this, after all, chasing his wife has to be put on the agenda!
Speaking of this pony, he got angry and slapped the table angrily, "You all have done what you have done without telling me, and you dare to do business with bearded scum, otherwise, how could such a stupid thing happen." It's too much to jump into a hole for my boss. This year's bonus is gone, Xiao Ma made an angry decision, very boss-like!
Everyone blames each other, oops, it’s been so many years, don’t worry about it, people have so much money, it’s not worth it, right?Why should you be so narrow-minded, otherwise where would you get the wages to buy beer and fried chicken?
That's right, everyone agreed one after another, what they said was very reasonable!
"You all shut up, old lady!" He Yaqian yelled with her hands on her hips, very demeanor of a hooligan.
All the male compatriots pulled the zippers to seal their mouths at the same time, bowed their heads, and followed the instructions of the queen.
"Don't make excuses for him, it's high-sounding! In fact, he is afraid of being killed by Mr. Hu on the spot, so he doesn't... dare... go!" Sissy poked her heart mercilessly!
Everyone acted suddenly enlightened, oh oh oh, it makes sense!Your Majesty is really smart!
Lu Xiaoma turned into a violent horse, glaring at the crowd, the fire shot out from his eyes, and the sound of "Ziz" seemed to spread in the air, "You all come here one by one, how can I be afraid of him, what kind of UN joke?" !"
"I'm not afraid, just go, what a big deal! Our software is about to be updated, and we all work together. You are responsible for the Hu Group. After all, you are our big...boss, and the biggest customer should be yours." Let's get it done." Zhao Boldly looked indifferent, he's just a Hu family, what a big deal!He also specially emphasized the word "big", and kindly posted a piece of gold to Comrade Xiao Ma!
"Go, go, whoever is afraid of whom! Hmph!" Although Xiaoma saw through that this was a aggressive method, he was still no match for the wisdom of the crowd, so he was brought in like this, and he agreed with his chest out!
As soon as he agreed, Lu Xiaoma gave up, a little regretful, why did he jump into the pit!Can you go back on your word?Lu Xiaoma rested his chin and thought about the possibility of repentance, looking at the optimistic eyes of everyone, this possibility must be zero!
Therefore, Comrade Xiao Ma, who was betrayed by everyone, could only frown and go back to his office to think about the solution.Because I thought too seriously, I almost hit the office door.
Want to find Xiao Qi?At the critical moment, Chinese good friends must appear on the stage, think about it or forget it, Feng Boss is so scary, and it is a bit embarrassing to say such a trivial matter.Lu Xiaoma ruffled his hair violently, kicked the table and decided to go, I will still be afraid of you, a bearded scum, at worst, go on the weekend, anyway, you are not here, no one is afraid of others, hum!
So happy to decide!
Outside, He Yaxi and the others were chatting high in the group again.
"Sissy, you made a big joke on this New Year's Eve, why don't you go and clarify it with Xiao Ma, it's not worth it if you scare anyone who pays us wages?!"
"Upstairs +1"
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"Fuck, all of you think I'm joking, am I that boring?"
You are really so boring sometimes, of course all Han papers must not dare to say it!
"Could it be true?" The Han papers were startled, and they lit a candle for their boss.
"nonsense!"
"Since that's the case, I'll go." At the critical moment, Zhao Bold was indeed very loyal!
"It's fine, if you want to be buried early. But don't worry, we will take good care of your parents on your behalf. Go at ease."
"What the hell, then I'm not going, just kidding, don't take it seriously, hahaha." Little life matters.
Seeing all the incompetent male colleagues who couldn't stand the excitement, Sissy hated the iron and steel, so she could only comfort her, "You all are nervous, Boss Hu is super nice, isn't it such a beautiful scene to meet each other?" Should we gather around and set off fireworks to celebrate? Maybe Boss Hu will give us rewards as soon as he is in a good mood. He is notoriously generous in his actions, and the tips are tens of thousands, tsk tsk..."
Hey, what he said was true. Everyone was so bloody, with RMB symbols flashing in their eyes, they rubbed their hands and asked, "My lord? How do you know if you're swollen? Have you met Mr. Hu?"
"Are you kidding, of course... I haven't seen it before! It's written like this in the online fan literature. I also want to get writing materials. In a few days, I will also open a hole to make a big hit. Then I will Sign for everyone, don't be polite." He Yaxi rested her chin and dreamed of becoming a great writer!
Crowd: ...
"Don't worry, I bet that with a cart of cucumbers and a cart of corn, Xiao Ma will definitely have unexpected results this time!"
Everyone is perfunctory, the rotten girl is really vicious, and she doesn't hesitate to betray her boss, she must stay away!
The first day of work was purely for chatting and eating sunflower seeds. When he was off work, Lu Chihuai walked up to Sissi and looked at him with watery eyes without blinking.
He Yaqian was furious behind her back for no reason, she was so nervous when she had nothing to do, this is cute, why is it so weird.
"Get out of the way for my old lady, don't disturb my date!"
"I didn't bother you, you go quickly, but I haven't met Wang Liang well yet, as your boss, I must entrust you to him face to face, and I will give you a good compliment by the way! Praise you for being beautiful, gentle, and virtuous Competent, how is it swollen?" Xiao Ma showed a row of small white teeth against his conscience, and he was a good boss in China.
He Yaqian rolled her eyes and stared at the obtrusive foodie who stood in front of her, "You coward, I'll help you ask Wang Liang when Boss Hu is not here, okay?"
As a smart and keen rotten girl, how could Sissy not know Xiao Ma's intentions.
When the goal was achieved, Lu Xiaoma smiled even more happily, and patted Sissy on the shoulder, "Good comrade, you are enlightened! I will give you a bonus of 100 yuan this year, don't thank me, you deserve it! Have a good date, remember to eat less, Pay attention to your image, don't scare people away! Goodbye!" After finishing speaking in one breath, the pony regained its stubborn nature and flashed very quickly.
Just kidding, it's meal time, you must have a good meal!
He Yaqian stood where she was, crushing a walnut on the table with her bare hands, she was indeed a heroine among women, her internal strength was overwhelming!
The matter of upgrading the system is very urgent, and Boss Hu is always there, and after all, only weekends meet Xiaoma's standards.So, Lu Xiaoma decided to sacrifice the precious time of playing games on the weekend afternoon to help Boss Hu refresh the system, he is very dedicated!
Before leaving get off work on Friday, Lu Xiaoma was wearing a shoulder bag, waving his hands, and solemnly confessed his "last words": "Comrades, I am going. If you don't see me next week, remember to go to the police station and report to the bearded man. Take revenge for me..." In the end, he professionally vomited blood.
Everyone didn't respond at all, staring at the computer screen, what to do or what to do, finger brushing and pressing the keyboard, designing the program!Obviously, he has long been used to the convulsions of the boss, isn't it just to repair a system, why is he so cowardly?No wonder being pressed down by others, I can never turn over!
The last sentence is pure career being oppressed, not that, everyone, don’t think wrong, we are all pure and good young people!Stand proud! !
Lu Xiaoma, who didn't get a response, curled her lips in dissatisfaction, saying that she has a strong friendship with colleagues!Sure enough, they were all fed to the dogs!snort!
Stepping out of the company, arriving late and leaving early, the boss is so lawless!
☆、Meet the male god in the toilet
What should come will come eventually, on the weekend morning, Lu Xiaoma rarely wakes up early, if 11 am is considered early.Usually, I only have the opportunity to look at the CBD from afar. Today I can finally find a formal reason to step into the dream building. I am always a little nervous, not because of my beard!
After lunch, Lu Yao was carrying a shoulder bag, a peaked cap, and even a big mask with a pony pattern printed on it. He was sneaky, very much like a bad guy!
Shaking to the front of the building, Lu Xiaoma was stopped decisively by the security uncle.
Sneaky, could it be some paparazzi!Uncle security is really professional!
Pony hurriedly explained with trepidation.Fortunately, Boss Hu had explained it in advance, and asked the security guard to be more polite, euphemistically saying that this is a big customer.Just kidding, this is the future daughter-in-law, and she must be treated like the wife of the president.In addition, the pony is handsome and cute, and the childish big mask adds a bit of humor to him.Therefore, Uncle Security invited Xiao Ma in very politely, and he just led the way and took him to the top floor himself.
Xiao Ma was flattered, this is too polite, and also used the honorific word "you", this is the first time in his life to enjoy this kind of treatment, Xiao Ma is a bit uncomfortable. Could it be that he is so famous in the business world that even the security guard admires him? Have you been around for a long time?
Xiao Ma began to be habitually narcissistic, and he knew that he was not easy to mess with!In my heart, I have a little favor for Boss Hu, but of course there is only a little favor, which is almost negligible.
Hu Boss Zun is not easy!
Lu Xiaoma was humming in a good mood, with his hands in his pockets, looking like a little hooligan.
Uncle Security was puzzled, and kept staring at Xiao Ma's back. This little boy was obviously a fresh graduate, so how could he become a big client, but what Mr. Hu said was always true, and it really was Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. sharp!
Uncle Security was very impressed, and when he thought of his grandson who was still ineffective at about the same age, he shook his head helplessly. The gap between people is really huge!
Xiao Ma's baby face once again successfully concealed his age. If he can pretend to be young, he has the capital!
Looking at the empty CBD buildings on the weekend, Lu Xiaoma had the illusion that he was sitting on the entire CBD, and felt that he was simply domineering.So, seeing no one around, I fumbled here and there, and came to the conclusion that it was really luxurious. Compared with my company, it was just a broken thatched cottage, and the gap was not ordinary!
When I go back, I have to spend a lot of money to renovate the office. The big deal is to eat a few big chicken legs, and the pony clenches his fists. He has ambitions!
Habitually pressing a golden and gorgeous elevator, who knows that the system voice prompts that the fingerprint is wrong, and Lu Xiaoma is taken aback. It turns out that he is a countryman who has never seen the world before entering the city.
Feeling a bit out of control, Lu Xiaoma looked around guiltily and said, fortunately no one saw it, otherwise his fame would be ruined.
The CBD is indeed rich, and even the elevators are divided into grades. Lu Xiaoma saw the gap again, and was a little envious.Thinking about how Hu Zecheng used this kind of high-end elevator to go to work every day, while he was forced to climb the stairs, what a godlike gap!Pony gritted his teeth, very jealous!
With his head drooping, Lu Xiaoma obediently pressed the ordinary elevator and went straight to the office on the top floor.The empty floor was supposed to be quiet, but unexpectedly there was a faint "thrilling, thumping" sound.Thinking of the horror movie he watched a few days ago, Lu Xiaoma trembled, feeling his hairs stand on end, a little terrified, and really wanted to run away.
But as a pure man, Lu Xiaoma coughed to give himself the courage to find Hu Zecheng's office number, he was very brave!
The closer to Hu Zecheng's office, the louder the noise. Lu Xiaoma trembled again. Could it be that Hu Zhazha is the legendary perverted murderer, and his office is the place where the crime was committed?Lu Chihuo, who thought he had seen through some shocking secret, suddenly regained his spirits, what the hell, he was catching a murderer, and the other party was still a scumbag. See righteousness and bravely be a little expert!
Lu Xiaoma pulled the satchel behind him, rubbed his hands, and gently turned the doorknob, intending to make a surprise attack. He was especially gifted as a thief, and his movements were very careful and professional.
Unexpectedly, the doorknob was opened from the inside vigorously, Xiao Ma was startled, and roared "Ah", the voice echoed in the corridor, it was indeed a bit weird.
Auntie Cleaning was startled, and also cooperated with "ah", and was relieved to see that it was a young man.
"You unlucky brat, why are you howling in broad daylight?" Auntie was obviously old and couldn't stand the stimulation, and she complained while letting go.
Hey, what's going on, things don't seem right.
Xiao Ma rubbed his nose, feeling that he was really stupid, and his cheeky skin rarely turned red, "Um, I'm sorry, Auntie. Is... only you here?" He secretly peeked inside as he spoke.
"Yeah, I come here every weekend for cleaning. Mr. Hu has a sensitive nose and has high requirements for fresh air. I come here every week to spray air freshener!" Seeing the tool on the pony's back, the auntie However, "You are here to repair the computer, Mr. Hu has told me to open the door for you, so hurry up and get it."
"Okay, thank you, auntie." In front of outsiders, Xiao Ma is very polite, just like a good baby.
The middle-aged aunt is always particularly prone to overflowing maternal love for good dolls like Lu Xiaoma, so she is busy and kind and polite, and continues to work on other offices!
Lu Xiaoma flashed into the office, gently closed the door, and visited Mr. Hu's high-end and luxurious office.Feel the imported buffalo leather sofa, it is really soft and comfortable, a waste of money; look at the books in the window, there are a bunch of English, they are all magic horses, pony's head is full of question marks, I can't understand, it really is Pretending to be a man; poking the game doll decoration on the table, the global limited edition, Xiao Ma was so scared that he quickly withdrew his hand, just kidding, if he broke it, he would sell himself and he would not be able to pay for it!Then I flipped through the latest game design program report on the table, there was a lot of it, it was really high-end and complicated, pony curled his lips, it is not a depraved money-making thing, how can my small game be beneficial, cut it!
After sniffing carefully, there is indeed a faint scent of lemon jasmine in the air. The pony seems to have discovered the New World. The bearded dregs are really squeamish. Even if you don’t eat seafood, you still have a sensitive nose? !Zun has a lot of problems and is very difficult to support, but he is particularly easy to support, proud and proud!
This matter is very worth finding a gossip forum to report on, maybe it can squeeze the bearded scum out of the rankings, Xiaoma crackling is thinking about it.
Thinking of the legendary perfect and impeccable Boss Hu actually has so many down-to-earth shortcomings and faults, Comrade Xiao Ma felt a lot of balance in his heart for no reason, it seems that it may not be so unattainable!
At this time, Xiao Ma regretted it very much, why didn't he get some farm manure, buried it in a flower pot, and smoked the beard dregs, it was very beautiful to think about it, what a mistake!
The visit is over, and the brain is finished. Comrade Xiao Ma finally thought of the business, and sat in the boss seat that he dreamed of. The pony was very comfortable with his legs crossed, and he almost shook his hands and yelled "Everyone loves you!" Very happy The mother of the world!
Lu Xiaoma, who was too intoxicated, didn't notice at all. From the moment he stepped into the CBD building, the cameras were flashing hidden red lights. All his wretched behaviors were monitored, and the manipulator of the surveillance videos was naturally the voyeur Hu The big boss is also!
As a master of technology, it is a breeze to connect the camera transmission signal to your mobile phone.Boss Hu, with his legs crossed, was lying in the car in the underground parking lot, holding his mobile phone, and smirking at the screen of the mobile phone.Those who don't know will probably think that he is in the late stage of insanity, and Boss Hu is indeed Boss Hu, hiding it very deeply!
Looking at the various... silly things that the future daughter-in-law showed?Boss Hu's heart is about to melt, ouch, how can a swollen daughter-in-law be so cute, I really want to pinch the little meat, it must feel very good!
Ordinary people are not allowed to step into the president's office, even if they want to enter, they must be watched by someone.Boss Hu completely trusts his daughter-in-law, and let him stay alone in his office. This is true love. It is very worthy of 1 likes!
Although Lu Xiaoma's emotional intelligence is not very high, he still has the professional ethics he should have. He still understands respect for other people's privacy.Therefore, he did not move during the whole process. Facing the computer full of business secrets, no matter how gossipy and curious he was, he didn't click in to look at the information. He just focused on his own system program. It's really the dean's grandmother. A good grandson, the tutor is very good!
However, Comrade Xiao Ma still can't help complaining, his vigilance is too bad, he doesn't even have a password or anything, respect is a child with a low IQ!
The pony with a straight gut will naturally not know, if the password is really set, he will not be able to avoid Boss Hu so smoothly, he must meet him!
What's more, how could a high-end talent like Boss Hu make such a low-level mistake?For the sake of his wife, he canceled the password on purpose. It was a good intention, and the onlookers were really moved!
An hour later, Lu Xiaoma successfully completed it, and felt that he was really good, and that he was indeed worthy of the CBD.Turn off the computer, lean on the leather chair, rub your eyes, lift your feet, put your hands on the table to make the chair dangle, very childish.
Later, I must have a good meal to comfort the dead brain cells, otherwise it will be easy to suffer from Alzheimer's disease, so I decided so happily!Tomorrow I have to show off, I have successfully completed the task and came back, who would say that I will send me to kill someone!
Pack up the crime... No, it's a repair tool. Pony puts his satchel on his shoulders and restores the office to its original state.
Boss Hu raised his eyebrows evilly, put on his expensive suit, and stepped out of the car. It was time for him to appear on the stage. When he met someone who fell in love at first sight, it was wonderful to think about it. So many idol dramas must be worth watching!Putting on big sunglasses and taking pictures with my phone, I feel that I am so handsome that I can't bear to look straight at it!
Lu Xiaoma walked out of the office, stretched himself, and planned to leave after a while.After asking my aunt, I finally found a luxurious toilet at the end that spurted blood!Pony's mouth opened wide in surprise, damn it, it's too wasteful, this golden thing is actually a toilet? !
This toilet is dedicated to the president level, and ordinary people can't use it. Xiao Ma has earned money today.
Gold tiles, gold faucets, limited edition Chanel hand sanitizer... really luxurious!
Facing the gorgeous toilet, Xiao Ma almost couldn't get out, so he had to close his eyes and imagine that this is an ordinary public toilet, which made it easier for him to come out.I am indeed a poor man, and I am incapable of enjoying!
I have to wash my hands well, so I can't afford high-end hand sanitizers.So, Lu Xiaoma mischievously squeezed a big pile of hand sanitizer and started to wash.Xiao Ma didn't stop satisfied until his hands were white, fragrant and smooth after washing. It was rare to be a local tyrant, and he felt really comfortable!Jealous of the beard again! !
Boss Hu showed up handsomely, and found that his wife had disappeared. He took the ordinary elevator specially. Logically speaking, his wife would not go so fast, and he didn't jump directly from the top floor.
At this time, Auntie Clean appeared kindly and gave advice. Boss Hu was very moved and thanked her repeatedly.
Run to the toilet, looking for a wife.Just kidding, maybe I just saw the daughter-in-law take off her pants, this kind of sexy scene must not be missed, little ass or something, tsk tsk... Boss Hu couldn't hold it anymore.
Very nasty!
Seeing Mr. Hu's eager pace, the auntie wondered, are you so anxious to go to the toilet? If you are so anxious, why do you run to the top floor with so much effort? The child now, I really don't know what to think, cleanliness or something is too serious Come on!
It's a pity that Boss Hu came a step too late, and only saw his daughter-in-law rubbing the soap vigorously and humming a song along the way.The faint disappointment dissipated after seeing the lovely daughter-in-law, and the gaze behind the big sunglasses was presumptuously looking at the daughter-in-law's small waist and hips, tsk tsk... Boss Hu is very satisfied, and it is very worthy of praise!
The gaze behind him was too presumptuous, Xiao Ma raised his head to look in the mirror, and on the other side of the mirror was an evil and charming man wearing sunglasses, with a faint familiarity.Because Xiao Ma has a guilty conscience, after all, nine out of ten people who appear here are big bosses, and he is really embarrassed to be caught wasting hand sanitizer here, so much so that he ignores who is coming!
Quickly wiped his hands, turned around, Xiao Ma blushed and nodded, intending to hurry up.The opponent's aura is very strong, not inferior to Feng Boss at all, so he must have a lot of background. Boss or something, they all have the same virtue, it's scary when you think about it, okay? !Lu Xiaoma is a little scared!
Helplessly, the man stood still at the door, and he was half a head taller than himself.
In normal times, the pony would be a bandit, kicking him with his hips akimbo angrily, drinking the quack sentence of "good dogs don't get in the way, get out of my way!".Of course I don't dare now, what a joke, I'm not tired of living!He had no choice but to lick his face and raise his head with a smile, "Boss, can you please let me go?"
The other party was wearing sunglasses, and Xiao Ma couldn't see his eyes at all, nor could he see Boss Hu's eyes that were about to smile uncontrollably.
Big sunglasses or something, he's so cool and handsome, I'll go to the street stall to buy some other day!Pony was faintly envious.
Unexpectedly, the man was still motionless, and the corners of his mouth were getting bigger and bigger.
☆、It's not easy to marry a daughter-in-law these days
The pony was startled, what the hell!What the hell is going on, is this a man with epilepsy?I must quickly take out my mobile phone and call 120.However, a boss is a boss, and he is really evil and crazy when he smiles. It is very worthwhile to learn it in front of the mirror!
Boss Hu is no longer pretending to be silent, but his eyes are still staring at his future daughter-in-law without blinking. The previous intersection was limited to the virtual network, and it is rare to see a real person. She is even cuter, and she can't move her eyes. Engraved in my heart.
"You are Mr. Lu, and you have long admired your name. I am Hu Zecheng." He stretched out his hand proactively, very gentlemanly.
Bridge bean sack? !On a sunny day, there was a thunderbolt, and Lu Xiaoma was smashed by the truth, so he looked carefully with his eyes wide open, no wonder he felt familiar, who is it? !Pony's mouth can be opened enough to stuff an egg. What's going on? Mr. Hu is not here today?How did it get hit, or was it in the toilet? !
The pony that Mr. Lu said is still very comfortable. I wanted to slap his hand away arrogantly, but I really didn't dare, so I shook it tremblingly and perfunctorily, so I wasn't nervous, hum!
"I..." Boss Hu was very satisfied with his daughter-in-law's reaction, he must be so handsome by himself, it must be like this, the corners of his mouth raised a charming arc, he is so handsome that he has no friends!
Xiao Ma blushed unconsciously, and before Boss Hu had finished striking up a conversation, he hurriedly interrupted, "Then Mr. Hu, hahaha, I have an emergency at home, I'm going to take a step ahead, please take your time and see you later!" Finished in one breath , without panting at all, won the true biography of Sissi, and immediately ran away with the bag on her shoulders.
Boss Hu's smile froze on his face, what's going on, how can the swelling run away!As a big boss doing big things, naturally he will not chase him out, but thinking about the root of the problem, so that he can prescribe the right medicine and fix his wife forever. Chasing him out now will probably scare her daughter-in-law, and it is not good to leave a rogue image up!
Boss Hu stood at the door of the toilet, resting his chin and thinking for a long time, but he didn't think of the reason.Usually, the swollen daughter-in-law on the Internet who always fluffs her hair and wears all kinds of small vests to blacken her is gone. I am really not used to it and I don’t like it all of a sudden, I am so respectful to myself! As expected, the bosses are all M, and each of them is very cruel!
The pony ran to the stairwell, poked his head out to have a look, and was relieved to find that he hadn't caught up.It's funny to think about it, I didn't get to the point where people were chasing after me to thank me, I just laughed at myself lightly.
Touching his beating heart, the moment he saw the real Hu Zecheng, he was really shocked. He was even more handsome than the one in the magazine. No wonder there are so many brain-dead fans. Looking at himself, he really couldn't compare !
Bah, bah, what are you thinking about, I am a straight man, a straight man with Chiguoguo, and after staying with a rotten woman for a long time, his thoughts are not right!I have to settle the score with Sissy later, grandma's, the agreed Boss Hu is not here!The pony is very brooding!
Seeing that Hu Zecheng's status is in his heart, and there is a tendency to become a Hu male god from a scumbag, Lu Xiaoma hurriedly finds his shortcomings.
He's so handsome, but that can't cover up the fact that he doesn't lift!Wear sunglasses indoors?Sure enough, she pretended to be aggressive, maybe her eyesight is not good enough, she must find something to cover it up!It's okay to stand at the door of the toilet. He is indeed a voyeur with a special hobby!
After criticizing like this, Hu Zhaza's status returned, Lu Xiaoma felt much more at ease, her heartbeat also calmed down a lot, and hurriedly took the elevator and ran away!
Boss Hu thought about it for a long time, and he didn't come back to his senses until his aunt called him, but he still couldn't figure out why his daughter-in-law
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