What is the experience of being chased by a boss?
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"I dreamed that there were aliens who wanted to take my father away. Daddy was knocked out by the aliens. Even Ermao was taken away by them for experiments. I chased after him desperately and even summoned Ultraman, but I couldn't save my father. , and then I was woken up by fright!" Xiaobai sobbed and told about the dream, the aliens are amazing, they are really annoying!
Fang Xiaoqi is jittery, this kind of weird dream of Ultraman fighting against aliens, and thinking of Tinna's remarks about Xiaobai's mother being captured by aliens and disappearing on the earth, I suddenly feel that their worldview is so swollen. ...Personality, why do you feel that you are not on the same planet as yourself!
Feng Boss is even more chest tight, why did he become so cowardly in his son's dream, and was knocked out by aliens? !Are you kidding me, shouldn't I be the Almighty Ultraman, who beat the aliens to death, snatched back his wife, and the family of four lived happily ever after, the legendary story of the end of the show? !
Looking at Boss Feng's resentful and dissatisfied eyes, Fang Xiaoqi laughed, still comforting his son, "Xiaobai, it's just a dream, there are no aliens in this world, and no matter what, Dad won't be there again." After leaving you, I will be with you forever and ever." Looking up at Boss Feng, Fang Xiaoqi used "you", declaring his determination to never be separated!
The eyes of the two met, and the deep affection melted in each other's eyes, and everything was said without saying a word!
"Really?" Xiaobai felt much better, coquettishly trying not to get out of his father's arms!
"Of course it's true!" Boss Feng opened his mouth to express his presence, grabbed his son, and hugged his son for so long, why is Daddy jealous, the consequences are serious, and he won't buy fried chicken in the future!
"Hey, Daddy, you're here too!" Xiao Bai rubbed his big red eyes and asked curiously.
Feng Boss has black lines all over her head, she really didn't see her feelings!
Fang Xiaoqi was funny, and fixed his son's messy hair!
"Hey, Daddy, what is that red spot on your neck?" Xiao Bai curiously pointed at the hickey on Feng Boss' neckline, just now Xiao Qi was too nervous and accidentally bit his head too much.
After seeing what it was, Fang Xiaoqi's face, which had finally recovered with difficulty, immediately turned red. He stared at his boss Feng ambiguously, silently threatening, explain well, don't spoil the children, or you will be miserable, and I won't give it to you in the future. Kiss, hehe, the honor is cruel and ruthless!
In order to live a harmonious and happy life in the future, Boss Feng must explain well, "I guess I was bitten by a bug, it's okay, just apply some ointment later and it will be fine!" Lie's face remains the same, and he is so thick-skinned that he has no friends!
After speaking, I glanced at my daughter-in-law with a hint of amusement. Are you satisfied with this explanation?
Fang Xiaoqi pouted, it’s okay, you’re smart!
Emma, my daughter-in-law is really cute, I really want to kiss her, but the little light bulb is so annoying!
"Oh, that's it! Daddy, you must remember to apply the ointment, otherwise Xiaobai will feel distressed if you keep doing this." The simple Xiaobai believed it completely, and after speaking, he hugged Daddy's neck and blew air. Does it hurt? It's really cute and cute!
Boss Feng changed his view again, thinking that his son is still very obedient and sensible, he is simply a caring little cotton trousers, and he does not need to be remade at all!
Sure enough, his personality is so split that he has no friends!
Ever since his father got used to calling him Xiaobai, Bobby has completely accepted the nickname he once hated and despised, but it is only limited to people he likes calling him!Outsiders are absolutely not allowed, it's okay to get close to this boss, hum!Won the true biography of my father!
"Don't be afraid, son, no one will snatch daddy away from us. In the future, if we have this kind of dream, we must imagine daddy as Superman Spider-Man, defeat the aliens, and successfully recapture the princess daddy, okay?"
"it is good!"
Fang Xiaoqi has a god, why should he care about such a boring dream, and why he became a princess instead of a prince? !
"Okay, okay, I have to get up early tomorrow, Xiaobai, go to bed." Fang Xiaoqi interrupted this topic in time!
Xiaobai still has lingering fears and doesn't want to go back to the room. His big eyes look forward to looking at his father, and he wants to sleep with him!
Fang Xiaoqi was shrouded in the halo of the Virgin, his heart melted softly, and scratched his son's little nose, "Daddy will sleep with you, but only tonight, because Xiaobai is a man, so he can't always sleep with daddy!"
"Okay!" The goal was achieved, Xiaobai smiled, dropped his daddy who was hugging him, and threw himself into his father's arms!
Feng boss is dissatisfied, how can he snatch it from his father, "No, I still need my father to accompany me when I am so old? How about letting the rabbit sleep with you." After finishing speaking, he took the deformed rabbit ears and stuffed them perfunctorily for his son. !
"No!" With a backer, Xiaobai bravely resisted the evil forces.Daddy, go away, I want to sleep with dad, don't make trouble, hum!
In fact, Fang Xiaoqi was also nervous, and was not ready for what might happen next, so he took the opportunity to agree to his son's request!
Fang Xiaoqi carried his son upstairs!Xiaobai happily hummed the newly learned nursery rhyme, and he was in a good mood!
Boss Tuliufeng sat on the sofa alone, shaking his deformed rabbit ears, and smiled helplessly and dotingly. These two little creatures knew how to torment and torture him, but he liked it so much. Shen, he is already terminally ill, without these two people, I probably wish I could die!
After the abandoned Difeng boss accepted his fate, he turned off the lights and went upstairs!He knew his wife wasn't ready, but it didn't matter, he was willing to wait as long as he wanted!
Boss Feng walked past his daughter-in-law's door with light steps, but the door was opened, and the daughter-in-law stood in front of the door, as if waiting for him.
Fang Xiaoqi felt a little guilty, first stuffed his son into his bed, and then waited behind the door.Knowing that he deliberately slowed down his pace, moved by his carefulness, and warmed his heart, so he plucked up more courage to open the door, intending to say his promise!
Boss Feng raised his eyebrows, smoothed his daughter-in-law's soft and black hair, and said lovingly, "Go to sleep, my son will sign up tomorrow, and I will send you there."
"Okay!" Fang Xiaoqi smiled.He took the initiative to hold Boss Feng's hand that was about to retract, put it to his mouth and kissed it!
Feng Sheng was surprised that his daughter-in-law would take such an initiative, and sure enough, she had to make her feel guilty from time to time, so that he could ask for excessive benefits!Boss Feng is making progress, pulling the evil little abacus in his heart at the speed of light!
Fang Xiaoqi blushed, approached uncomfortably, hugged Boss Feng's neck, stood on tiptoe, and whispered sweet words in his ear, "We will have time to be together...to sleep, so don't be jealous with your son." , okay?" The word sleep has a profound meaning, everyone tacitly understands it!
"Okay!" Boss Feng was extremely refreshed, hugged his daughter-in-law and stepped on his feet, hugged her waist, kissed the back of her neck and earlobes, and had a good time!
Fang Xiaoqi let him hold her obediently, and nestled in his arms.
Boss Feng has had enough kisses, let go of his wife, "Go to sleep, good night!" The corners of her lips raised happily!
Fang Xiaoqiu nodded, his eyes were watery again, he took the initiative to kiss Feng Boss on the lips, said good night, and then closed the door!Leaning against the back of the door, touching his beating heart, his eyes were smiling, his happiness and joy were beyond measure.
Boss Feng is very excited, and really wants to play the most dazzling national style song to vent. It seems that the daughter-in-law also wants to play. My beautiful and happy life is just around the corner, is there any!have!Wood!have!
Tomorrow, I must find a good friend and Tinna to show off, and I must pull hatred, hahaha, akimbo and laughing wildly!
Fang Xiaoqi, who calmed down, hugged Naixiang's son, and the father and son slept with their arms around each other, full of warmth!
Across a wall, Boss Feng folded his hands under his neck and let out a sigh, feeling that his life was complete.With my eyes open, I was so excited that I fell asleep very late!
In the dead of night, a full moon hangs in the sky, witnessing the beauty and joy in the world of lovers!Happy Lantern Festival, to humans who are far away from the earth, Mr. Moon sighs silently!
Regarding a serious topic related to the future of the motherland, which kindergarten my son will go to, Boss Feng will definitely wave his hand and go to the most expensive one, revealing his local tyrant temperament!However, now that there is Assistant Fang, a top-notch virtuous housewife, everything will be handed over to his wife, Boss Feng is very relieved!
In the end, Fang Xiaoqi chose the central kindergarten sponsored by the municipal government after comprehensive consideration of the teaching environment and teachers, which is very professional and responsible!
Xiaobai got up early in excitement, carried the fat blue schoolbag on his back, put on cool little sunglasses, and walked around the floor-to-ceiling mirror, feeling that he was so handsome that he had no friends!It's no problem to recruit the younger brother to be the eldest brother!
After receiving countless amazing eyes and admiring exclamations from his father and dad, Xiao Bai aggressively patted his Ermao on the forehead, climbed into the car and set off!Very smug!
The little master is going to school, Ermao is faintly jealous, and Ben Wang also wants to go to school, so I will take it with me.Dragging his father's trouser legs, revealing big dog eyes looking forward to, with a lump of eye feces on his head, he was disgusted by Fang Xiaoqi!
In the end, Ermao successfully climbed into the car and went to the kindergarten to watch it!
Most of the central kindergartens are schools chosen by well-to-do families. Feng Boss's luxury car is too flamboyant. Fang Xiaoqi suggested to park the car opposite the school, so as not to be too ostentatious!
Boss Feng sighed with emotion, the daughter-in-law is really low-key, the boss likes it very much, and will have to buy a Volkswagen to drive it later, otherwise how can he go out with his wife and enter the house to fight against his son!Very scheming!
"Go to work, I can do it by myself." Fang Xiaoqi was very considerate of the overall situation!
"Then be careful yourself, call me when you're done, and I'll pick you up!" Boss Feng stroked his daughter-in-law's hair, reluctant to let go, the time passed by like a god, I miss you very much!
Xiaobai rolled his eyes wearing sunglasses, again? !Calmly look away and stare out the window at the new school in the future!
Ermao shook his big ears, raised a paw to cover his eyes, and kissed all day long, so why not pay attention to the impact, the sons are all there? !Respect Yes, it is very worth reflecting to the leaders, and do a good job in ideological education!
After kissing and saying goodbye, Boss Feng let his wife out of the car.
Fang Xiaoqi held his son with one hand, and followed the dog son at the same time.Ermao dressed up specially, wearing a black diamond bow tie, wearing the same style of sunglasses as Xiaobai on his face, shaking his head wildly, thinking that he is simply handsome, and he did not embarrass the little master at all!
Fang Xiaoqi's dress is the most normal, and the people who follow him are not like his sons, but more like bodyguards!The return rate must be [-]%!
The children had never seen a dog as big as Ermao, and Ermao's aura was too stupid and completely devoid of murderous intent, so instead of being afraid, the children wanted to reach out and run their hands along the dog.The adults sighed, with this weird aura, is that young man his father or his nanny? !
Fang Xiaoqi was uncomfortable being stared at, so he had to squat down and take off the sunglasses of the two sons and put them away.
Automatically ignoring the dissatisfaction of his sons, the kind-hearted Fang Xiaoqi greeted him with a smile.
Those who bring their children to sign up are basically female creatures such as mothers and grandmas. Few fathers bring them to sign up. What's more, Fang Xiaoqi's temperament is particularly attractive to female creatures, so everyone expresses their goodwill. Now he can take care of children. There are not many dads left, respect is not easy, we are all envious!
"Your wife didn't come, why don't you bring your child to sign up alone?" A certain aunt responded enthusiastically!
wife? !Fang Xiaoqi was a little embarrassed, the corners of his mouth twitched and he agreed perfunctorily!If his man knew about his misunderstood attributes, he would probably go crazy and reorganize his husband, Fang Xiaoqi shivered uncomfortably!
"Oh, this is your son, right? You two look alike, so cute..." A certain aunt overflowed with maternal love.
No matter how awkward Fang Xiaoqi sounds, who is cute, he feels that he has been quietly molested.But still perfunctorily agree, it must be my son, my own, okay? !Stand proud!
"Xiaobai, call someone." Fang Xiaoqi urged, stop putting on a boss face, only cute and obedient children can get along.
Xiaobai complained in his heart, the woman was indeed long-winded and annoying, but she still shouted obediently, with no expression on her face, but she was even more likable.
Ever since, I couldn't help but blame my aunt and grandma, and they seemed to reach out to touch their little faces and hold their little hands unintentionally.
Xiaobai gritted his teeth, but I endured it!
Feeling the little master's uneasiness, Er Mao thought that he barked viciously, and the aunts were all shocked. Er Mao shook his hair wildly and felt that he was really powerful and deterrent!
Unexpectedly, in the next second, all kinds of claws with pungent aroma or earthy flavor of the vegetable market stretched towards Er Mao's body.
"Oh, this is your dog, such a cute big golden retriever, with a little bow tie!"
Ermao opened his mouth wide, was dumbfounded, and then lowered his head in frustration, feeling that he had simply failed, what he promised to be a domineering spirit!Ermao's devotion to saving lives is truly moving!
Seeing that the adults have reached out their hands, the children also quickly reached out to pet the big dog. Some enthusiastic children took the initiative to get close to Xiaobai, Xiaobai nodded perfunctorily, and had the aura of a big boss not to be close to others, and won the true biography of Feng Boss !
There is a saying that the cooler the more attractive, many girls twist their skirts lightly, this classmate is so handsome, we really want to be good friends with him!
Fang Xiaoqi couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to try his best to change the subject to save his son, "Then what...it's getting late, you can go in and sign up."
All the aunts turned their heads and found that the school gate was open. They hurriedly left their molesting work and dragged their children to line up to sign up!The world can be regarded as quiet, and the father and son breathed a sigh of relief.
Xiaobai stroked Ermao's bald head sympathetically, feeling sympathetic to each other.
Fang Xiaoqi patted Ermao, "I told you to follow me, you must have suffered a lot."
Ermao pouted, it's fine if you don't have a piece of meat to comfort and comfort, why is it swollen and criticize, am I not enthusiastic, the strong father-son love that I promised!
Two people and one dog came to the school gate, but were successfully stopped by the security uncle, pets were not allowed to enter, so Er Mao was temporarily placed at the gate guard, the dog's life is really hard!
Er Mao lay lazily on the ground, the whole dog was listless, feeling that the young heart had been greatly hurt.Uncle security guard, why didn't you see the fact that I am not an ordinary dog? How can I be your watchdog envoy like the ultimate invincible golden retriever? !The poor eyesight is really urgent, it's time to deepen the presbyopic reading glasses!
Fang Xiaoqi led his son to look at the registration guide on the bulletin board, and told his son to keep a smile on his face and get along with his classmates in harmony.
Xiaobai complied perfunctorily, since he is not Yingbin sister, why should he smile when he has nothing to do, and look stupid, okay? !
The first day of school is full of formalism. Parents and children sit together, pay the money and receive thin notebooks, colorful pencils, and listen to the head teacher coaxing some precautions, and everything is over.
Xiaobai flipped through the so-called Chinese textbooks with pictures and illustrations in disgust, and the wooden pencils with unknown patterns printed on them, complaining wildly in his heart, such childish things still need to be taught by teachers, can they be taught by themselves?Who still uses wooden pencils these days, at least they have to have automatic pencils!Doubting the IQ of this little boss, Kuangba pouted!
Fang Xiaoqi laughed and rubbed his son's head, "Learn from the basics, don't think it's easy, you can practice calligraphy first." After speaking, stuff the stationery into Xiaobai Kongkong's small schoolbag, which is considered something.
Xiaobai nodded, and listened carefully to his father's opinion. You are a very sensible and good boy!When he left, he took the initiative to say goodbye to the teacher, and the other students ignored him. Sure enough... he is very understanding of the world, Fang Xiaoqi has black lines all over his head!
Bringing back the injured dog son, the two of them went along the school to inspect the terrain, familiarize themselves with the environment, and waited for Feng boss to pick him up. This feeling of living in harmony made Fang Xiaoqi very comfortable!
Suddenly recalling what happened to Lu Xiaoma last night, secretly thinking about how to ask for news, it's so painful not being able to tell my friends the truth!Respect is evil fate, evil fate!
Before Boss Feng was ready to pick up his wife and son, he went around to Boss Hu's office to show off, and then generously told his good friend a strategy for chasing his wife, that is, according to his daughter-in-law's friendly disclosure, Lu Choi likes men who like casual home decoration, It's easy to make him feel friendly, and it's no wonder that Boss Hu will attract the jealousy of his future wife. This has a lot to do with Boss Hu wearing a suit every day.
With the new skill get, Boss Hu felt a little more comfortable, suppressing the urge to poop on Boss Fufeng's face!
☆, Mo Fang!have me!
At this time, Lu Chihuo is taking the glutinous rice balls made by his good friend as a snack before meals, in order to soothe his frightened young and fragile heart!
Thinking of the scene of trying to calm down and fight against the rotten girl in the morning, Lu Xiaoma still trembled with lingering fear.Sure enough, the big boss is not easy to mess with. At least I have not mastered the skill of concealing my face without changing my face.
With the spoon in his mouth, Lu Xiaoma vicissitudes shook his head, poked a round glutinous rice ball, took a sip, um... so delicious!
The scene returns to the morning, after a night of sweet dreams of eating delicious food with the male god Hu, Lu Xiaoma wakes up on time and stretches comfortably. The happiest thing in the world is to sleep When I wake up naturally, it's fun!
That's right, Xiao Ma has already listed the dream of Boss Hu at the top of the list of dreams, completely out of the ranks of nightmares!The little horse is furious, I have always regarded Hu Nanshen as a nightmare, do I have it? Do I have it? !
Fuck, it turns out that turning faces is faster than turning pages. You sold yourself after a big meal, and even vented your anger on the onlookers. We are so sad!
So, this whole morning, Lu Xiaoma was beaming, humming nursery rhymes, walking around, and really wanted to roar to the sky.In the eyes of outsiders, this is no different from having Parkinson's. The onlookers really want to take out their mobile phones and dial 120 to send him to the hospital so that he can be treated!
Staggering to the office in a pompous manner, Lu Xiaoma was dissatisfied when he saw the sudden silence of the crowd, shouldn't he have greeted Lao Tzu warmly when he saw him? !In the past, Xiaoma would have been furious and threatened to withhold bonuses to satisfy his desire to dominate the world, but today he is in a good mood, so he won't be as knowledgeable as these bastards. Simply generous and decent, he is indeed the ultimate younger brother of Boss Hu!
Glancing at He Yaqian, Lu Xiaoma thought he shot a thunderbolt viciously, it must be you, a rotten girl, fooling the vast number of male dicks again in the early morning, hum!
He Yaqian was not guilty, and tried to stare back. I have the handle on you kid, you'd better tell the truth, otherwise, don't blame the old lady for being ruthless and abuse you in the novel.Not getting the love of Boss Hu, being lonely and crying, just thinking about it is very miserable, okay? !He Yaqian was secretly delighted, and silently praised her brain and writing skills, becoming a great god is just around the corner!
"Haha, the weather is nice today! Boss, how is the Lantern Festival? Did you enjoy the big meal?" Zhao Boldly spoke first. The atmosphere is too weird, and someone must come out to warm up the scene!
Now that the photos were posted on Weibo, it was natural that they couldn't hide it from everyone, and Lu Xiaoma generously admitted it.Proudly pulling out the contract signed yesterday from the bag in slow motion, he thought he was cool and handsome and scanned it in front of everyone!
Everyone stretched their necks very cooperatively to watch, only focusing on two key points, partners and profits!
When they saw the profit of 500 million in bold font on the contract, everyone applauded and cheered!Emma, I, Boss Hu, are indeed mighty and domineering, and the profits are so lucrative that I have no friends!
That's right, in the face of money, all the employees regard Boss Hu as their own, regard Boss Hu as their parents and God, and have nothing to do with their own bosses!
If your boss hadn't sacrificed his appearance to accompany him to eat and drink, you would have been so lucky, do you have no conscience? !Silently lit a candle for the bitter selfless pony!
He Yaqian snatched the contract, scanned it carefully, and smiled meaningfully, "Oh, Xiao Ma, you are really dedicated to your work. You have worked hard to solicit business for us during the holidays! If my honey hadn't told me today, I would still I don't know that the relationship between you and Mr. Hu is so...harmonious?!"
There was something in the rotten girl's words, and everyone deliberately yelled in unison, the tone was drawn out, adding a bit of ambiguity!
Lu Xiaoma is feeling guilty, one or two of his feelings would have known that I was discussing business with the male god.
Coughing, breathing heavily in his dantian, Lu Xiaoma generously admitted, "Yes, I have made a great decision since yesterday, and I will officially announce it to you today. From now on, the Hu Group will become our chief customer , Everything is their priority. Also, Hu Boss's status in our company has officially risen to Hu Nanshen. In the future, you all restrain yourself, delete all the trumpets for me, and pay more attention to other people's Weibo Learn to learn, don't be bored and jealous of others, have you heard?"
Everyone opened their mouths to petrification, what the hell are these words doing to us, you are the only black fan from the beginning to the end, okay? !Are you all the operators of a dozen trumpets? !What does it matter to us?This kind of instant sight of lying innocently with a gun!
Too lazy to talk to their heartless bosses, they responded perfunctorily!At the same time, I was secretly happy for Boss Hu, the parent of food and clothing, and finally became a fan, finally became a regular, it was really not easy, the money of the five-star hotel was not in vain!But how could you not invite us, without us, how could you get famous so quickly!
He Yaqian raised her eyebrows, she wasn't very excited, she obviously knew the truth long ago, squinting at Lu Xiaoma, her eyes were meaningful and sharp!
Lu Xiaoma puffed out his chest and looked back fiercely!Whoever is afraid of whom must hold on!
"Hahaha." Sissy suddenly laughed domineeringly, and everyone trembled in fright. This is another epilepsy. Already working!"
Lu Xiaoma breathed a sigh of relief, "I'll treat you to chicken legs later, so be busy." After finishing speaking, he returned to the office, his back was chilly, and his back was drenched in cold sweat!
Fighting wits and courage with rotten women is a waste of energy, you must eat a chicken thigh to make up for it!
If you want to ask what Lu Xiaoma is guilty of, even he himself doesn't know!A little virgin who has never been in a relationship, Zun is very anxious, why is he so old and not enlightened, it is very worthy of an enlightenment teacher to enlighten him!
The internal chat group became lively again.
"Sissy, I didn't find any romantic feelings, Xiao Ma is very calm!"
"Upstairs +1, you are stupid after reading novels, everyone has a romantic relationship. Maybe they are a pure friendship, don't tarnish our straight man's worldview, okay?!"
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"Silence!" Everyone fell silent for a moment, and Sissy clacked and typed on the keyboard, "What do you know, male creatures without a sixth sense, no wonder one or two of them can't marry a wife, they have no eyesight!"
All the straight men dare not speak out, even if we expose our scars, we still have dignity!
"Forcing your composure, do you understand? You are only looking at the six zeros after the 5, completely ignoring the palm of Comrade Xiao Ma's tight grip, and the fingertips pinching into the palm, leaving a deep mark! This is enough to show that Xiao Ma The horse cares about Boss Hu!" I have written too much in the novel, and I can't stop describing it, and all the straight men rolled their eyes, can they be a little innovative!
"Of course, this is not the point. The point is, if Boss Hu didn't have a soft spot for ponies, how could he give us such a big profit? You know, this is nearly twice the profit of other customers?! This kind of The act of giving money to the daughter-in-law is not admiration but something, it is! What!" Sissy was a little excited, Boss Hu was really great and infatuated, we were all very envious, it was like stripping the pony clean and sending it over!
Everyone trembled, you say it, why are you so excited, the lethality is too great, we are all scared, okay? !
"To sum it up..." Sissy returned to Sherlock Holmes's normal mode, "The two of them have long agreed to each other for life! After summarizing, let's do what we should do!"
The female hooligan blocked the communication group, and she was the only one who respected me, and she didn't give everyone a chance to speak at all!
With such a girlfriend, why not find a boyfriend like Boss Hu!Silently lit a candle for the king!
He Yaqian took out the big Samsung and pointed down to Rufei to send a text message.
Three seconds later, the text message replied: I see, thank you for your hard work.You go out to dinner and sing tonight, anywhere.I do!Signed by Hu Boss.
No wonder He Yaqian is so arrogant and lawless, she dares to have Boss Hu's backing!With such a big mole in the company, it's no wonder that Lu Xiaoma fell into Boss Hu's pocket!
Shall I ask Xiao Ma to go with you, and you will pass by casually, and then come with us?Of course, we will automatically disappear, do not do light bulbs!He Yaqian came up with a bad idea, and really wanted to be satisfied with watching the live version of the scene where the boss is dating the boss!
Boss Hu was stunned for a minute, and agreed.I also praised you, I have heard Wang Liang mention you for a long time, and you are really capable, thank you!
He Yaqian was overwhelmed by flattery, being praised by a male god, just thinking about it makes her very excited, doesn't she? !Must go to the gossip forum to show off, hahahahaha!
Sissy hurriedly announced the good news in the group, and everyone cheered. I, Mr. Hu, is indeed mighty and domineering, and I spend money generously. If you have anything to say, just ask, and we will handle it well. In short, there is a lot of flattery!Then there was a heated discussion, what to eat tonight, where to go to sing, with Hu Boss as a big family, it must be enough to have fun!
Ever since, there was a neat and harmonious sound of typing in the office cubicle, but this sound was not because of work, but because of a heated discussion about a harmonious nightlife, not doing business in broad daylight, and even thinking about how to sell his boss. It's okay!
Silently light 100 candles for Lu Xiaoma!
Back to reality, Lu Xiaoma is lying on the recliner, his legs are bent, his heels are propped on the edge of the recliner, his upturned butt is looming, if Boss Hu is here, he will definitely squirt nosebleeds. pity.
The big Jaguar drove into the gate of the orphanage, Boss Feng got out of the car first, the pony shook, hurriedly put the bowl aside, sat upright, put on a casual pose, and pretended to be watching the scenery!Seeing the terrifying and cold iceberg boss was just a conditioned reflex, Lu Xiaoma was really scared!
Hu male god is still kind and cute, and it is just around the corner to squeeze Boss Feng off the top of the list, Lu Xiaoma, a brain-dead fan, secretly clenched his fist, male god, come on!
Boss Feng opened the back door gentlemanly, Er Mao rushed out first, followed by Xiao Qi, and finally Xiao Bai who was carrying a schoolbag!
The family of four is very harmonious and happy!
Fang Xiaoqi smiled meaningfully when he saw his good friend whom he hadn't seen for many days!
Lu Xiaoma should have been excited, but his back always felt numb, and his good friend laughed a little weirdly!
Ermao grinned widely, and his cool big sunglasses became crooked during the run, hanging on his nose at an angle.Lu Xiaoma opened his hands to catch Ermao, touched his big head, which was becoming more and more oily, and fixed his big sunglasses!
Er Mao arched, then patted Lu Chihuo away with his paw, and stretched his head to the bowl with a few glutinous rice balls left on the recliner.So the tongue sticks out, the saliva hangs in the corner of the mouth, I want to eat!
It turned out that he was not as good as a few glutinous rice balls, and Lu Xiaoma was sad, but he still contributed his dim sum. The strong foodie friendship really moved the onlookers beyond words!
Boss Feng parked the car in the garage.Fang Xiaoqi led his son closer.
"Little Ma, long time no see. What happened to me recently, I don't even have time to eat glutinous rice balls, huh?" Fang Xiaobai smiled wickedly and successfully evolved into Fang Xiaohu.
"Hehehehe, it's nothing, I'm busy discussing business." Lu Xiaoma looked up to the sky to change the subject.
He knelt down and greeted Xiaobo and Xiaobai, "Boss Xiaobai is so cool, how did you feel on the first day of registration?"
Xiaobai missed his little brother very much, so he took out imported Italian chocolates from his trouser pocket and gave it to Xiao Ma, Xiao Ma took it cheerfully, peeled off the paper, um... delicious!
"Everything else is good, but Wang Erhua sitting in front of me is very annoying. She always turns her head and talks to me. Women are really annoying and talkative!" Thinking of braids, HelloKitty hairpins, and a missing front tooth, speaking is a little bit Classmate Wang Erhua who leaked the wind, Xiaobai frowned in dissatisfaction, and had a slight headache!
Fang Xiaoqi and Lu Xiaoma were amused by Xiaobai's irritable expression, they were so young, they pretended to be old.
My son is so cool and handsome, it's normal for girls to like him, isn't this something to be happy about?Fang Xiaoqi squatted down and rubbed his son's heart amusedly and lovingly.
"It's a good thing to have a girl talk to you, look at me, little brother, I can't even ask for it!" Lu Xiaoma envied.
Xiaobai rolled his eyes, "Daddy said that a successful man can only talk to his own wife, and can't talk too much with other people. This is a necessary condition for becoming a successful big boss!" Xiaobai was serious. , putting his little hands in his trouser pockets, with the tone of educating the next generation.
"It's a teacher and a student, and I've been taught and taught." Lu Xiaoma cooperated with the sudden realization, laughing inwardly.Thinking about it again, it seems reasonable, secretly envious of my good gay friend Fang Xiaoqi, respectfully found a good man who is self-disciplined.
These days, there aren't many good men who are handsome, domineering, rich and single-minded!
For some reason, Lu Chihuo thought of the new male god Hu Boss again.In the past two days, Boss Hu has occupied most of Comrade Xiao Ma's thoughts, and he is making rapid progress!Time to make a rocket!
Seeing that his good friend was distracted, Fang Xiaoqi squinted his eyes and guessed seven or eight points.
"I saw your Weibo, and I happened to follow Mr. Hu. Did you discuss business with Mr. Hu yesterday?" he said casually.
"Yeah, hahaha, I was actually discovered by you." Lu Xiaoma felt a little regretful about how cheap he was, what kind of microblog he posted, what food he showed off, how could he forget that many friends around him followed him and Boss Hu at the same time, respect Mistake ah misstep.Going back to delete Weibo, it seemed like it was trying to hide it, but when He Yaqian found out, he had to chatter for a long time, and had a headache!
"Don't you treat people as enemies?"
"Haha, when did I treat him as an enemy? He has always been my male god, okay?!" Continue to deny it!
"That's it, then congratulations!" After all, Fang Xiaoqi was kind-hearted and didn't want to push too hard.
"Same joy, same joy, hahaha!" What is there to congratulate, it's not getting married!Lu Xiaoma 囧!
However, with Fang Xiaoqi's ingenuity, he can guess that the good friends are not indifferent, and a better tomorrow with Boss Hu is just around the corner!The two love each other like a god horse, respect is beautiful!
Seeing Boss Feng approaching from a distance, Lu Xiaoma picked up an empty bowl and ran away, "What the hell, my colleague and I made an appointment to go out for dinner to celebrate getting a big order, you guys play slowly, I will withdraw first, call if you have something to do Get in touch, okay!"
Fang Xiaoqi was speechless, Xiaobai rolled his eyes, he was afraid that my father would be like this, would he have any future?
Ermao grinned, basking in the sun with his limbs flat, the whole dog was lazy, his eyes were narrowed, he didn't want to move, he really wanted his dad to tickle him!
Feng Sheng looked at Lu Xiaoma who was running away in a hurry, and couldn't stop laughing.After picking up his daughter-in-law, he whispered something in his ear, "I met Zecheng before picking you up, and I heard that I'm going out to eat and sing."
The two looked at each other and smiled, all in silence, full of tacit understanding.
Xiaobai is dissatisfied and hums, and I want to hear some whispers, he is so tall, hum!
As a life assistant who is about to officially take office, you must buy a good outfit!Just kidding, if you show your face in the top [-] listed companies, you must have a high-end cool image!
As a little boss who is about to enter a Chinese-style kindergarten and cannot take care of himself at present, he must make good arrangements for his shelter.It was decided that the two fathers would pick up their sons if they were free, and Comrade Xiao Ma would pick them up if they were not free.
"I dreamed that there were aliens who wanted to take my father away. Daddy was knocked out by the aliens. Even Ermao was taken away by them for experiments. I chased after him desperately and even summoned Ultraman, but I couldn't save my father. , and then I was woken up by fright!" Xiaobai sobbed and told about the dream, the aliens are amazing, they are really annoying!
Fang Xiaoqi is jittery, this kind of weird dream of Ultraman fighting against aliens, and thinking of Tinna's remarks about Xiaobai's mother being captured by aliens and disappearing on the earth, I suddenly feel that their worldview is so swollen. ...Personality, why do you feel that you are not on the same planet as yourself!
Feng Boss is even more chest tight, why did he become so cowardly in his son's dream, and was knocked out by aliens? !Are you kidding me, shouldn't I be the Almighty Ultraman, who beat the aliens to death, snatched back his wife, and the family of four lived happily ever after, the legendary story of the end of the show? !
Looking at Boss Feng's resentful and dissatisfied eyes, Fang Xiaoqi laughed, still comforting his son, "Xiaobai, it's just a dream, there are no aliens in this world, and no matter what, Dad won't be there again." After leaving you, I will be with you forever and ever." Looking up at Boss Feng, Fang Xiaoqi used "you", declaring his determination to never be separated!
The eyes of the two met, and the deep affection melted in each other's eyes, and everything was said without saying a word!
"Really?" Xiaobai felt much better, coquettishly trying not to get out of his father's arms!
"Of course it's true!" Boss Feng opened his mouth to express his presence, grabbed his son, and hugged his son for so long, why is Daddy jealous, the consequences are serious, and he won't buy fried chicken in the future!
"Hey, Daddy, you're here too!" Xiao Bai rubbed his big red eyes and asked curiously.
Feng Boss has black lines all over her head, she really didn't see her feelings!
Fang Xiaoqi was funny, and fixed his son's messy hair!
"Hey, Daddy, what is that red spot on your neck?" Xiao Bai curiously pointed at the hickey on Feng Boss' neckline, just now Xiao Qi was too nervous and accidentally bit his head too much.
After seeing what it was, Fang Xiaoqi's face, which had finally recovered with difficulty, immediately turned red. He stared at his boss Feng ambiguously, silently threatening, explain well, don't spoil the children, or you will be miserable, and I won't give it to you in the future. Kiss, hehe, the honor is cruel and ruthless!
In order to live a harmonious and happy life in the future, Boss Feng must explain well, "I guess I was bitten by a bug, it's okay, just apply some ointment later and it will be fine!" Lie's face remains the same, and he is so thick-skinned that he has no friends!
After speaking, I glanced at my daughter-in-law with a hint of amusement. Are you satisfied with this explanation?
Fang Xiaoqi pouted, it’s okay, you’re smart!
Emma, my daughter-in-law is really cute, I really want to kiss her, but the little light bulb is so annoying!
"Oh, that's it! Daddy, you must remember to apply the ointment, otherwise Xiaobai will feel distressed if you keep doing this." The simple Xiaobai believed it completely, and after speaking, he hugged Daddy's neck and blew air. Does it hurt? It's really cute and cute!
Boss Feng changed his view again, thinking that his son is still very obedient and sensible, he is simply a caring little cotton trousers, and he does not need to be remade at all!
Sure enough, his personality is so split that he has no friends!
Ever since his father got used to calling him Xiaobai, Bobby has completely accepted the nickname he once hated and despised, but it is only limited to people he likes calling him!Outsiders are absolutely not allowed, it's okay to get close to this boss, hum!Won the true biography of my father!
"Don't be afraid, son, no one will snatch daddy away from us. In the future, if we have this kind of dream, we must imagine daddy as Superman Spider-Man, defeat the aliens, and successfully recapture the princess daddy, okay?"
"it is good!"
Fang Xiaoqi has a god, why should he care about such a boring dream, and why he became a princess instead of a prince? !
"Okay, okay, I have to get up early tomorrow, Xiaobai, go to bed." Fang Xiaoqi interrupted this topic in time!
Xiaobai still has lingering fears and doesn't want to go back to the room. His big eyes look forward to looking at his father, and he wants to sleep with him!
Fang Xiaoqi was shrouded in the halo of the Virgin, his heart melted softly, and scratched his son's little nose, "Daddy will sleep with you, but only tonight, because Xiaobai is a man, so he can't always sleep with daddy!"
"Okay!" The goal was achieved, Xiaobai smiled, dropped his daddy who was hugging him, and threw himself into his father's arms!
Feng boss is dissatisfied, how can he snatch it from his father, "No, I still need my father to accompany me when I am so old? How about letting the rabbit sleep with you." After finishing speaking, he took the deformed rabbit ears and stuffed them perfunctorily for his son. !
"No!" With a backer, Xiaobai bravely resisted the evil forces.Daddy, go away, I want to sleep with dad, don't make trouble, hum!
In fact, Fang Xiaoqi was also nervous, and was not ready for what might happen next, so he took the opportunity to agree to his son's request!
Fang Xiaoqi carried his son upstairs!Xiaobai happily hummed the newly learned nursery rhyme, and he was in a good mood!
Boss Tuliufeng sat on the sofa alone, shaking his deformed rabbit ears, and smiled helplessly and dotingly. These two little creatures knew how to torment and torture him, but he liked it so much. Shen, he is already terminally ill, without these two people, I probably wish I could die!
After the abandoned Difeng boss accepted his fate, he turned off the lights and went upstairs!He knew his wife wasn't ready, but it didn't matter, he was willing to wait as long as he wanted!
Boss Feng walked past his daughter-in-law's door with light steps, but the door was opened, and the daughter-in-law stood in front of the door, as if waiting for him.
Fang Xiaoqi felt a little guilty, first stuffed his son into his bed, and then waited behind the door.Knowing that he deliberately slowed down his pace, moved by his carefulness, and warmed his heart, so he plucked up more courage to open the door, intending to say his promise!
Boss Feng raised his eyebrows, smoothed his daughter-in-law's soft and black hair, and said lovingly, "Go to sleep, my son will sign up tomorrow, and I will send you there."
"Okay!" Fang Xiaoqi smiled.He took the initiative to hold Boss Feng's hand that was about to retract, put it to his mouth and kissed it!
Feng Sheng was surprised that his daughter-in-law would take such an initiative, and sure enough, she had to make her feel guilty from time to time, so that he could ask for excessive benefits!Boss Feng is making progress, pulling the evil little abacus in his heart at the speed of light!
Fang Xiaoqi blushed, approached uncomfortably, hugged Boss Feng's neck, stood on tiptoe, and whispered sweet words in his ear, "We will have time to be together...to sleep, so don't be jealous with your son." , okay?" The word sleep has a profound meaning, everyone tacitly understands it!
"Okay!" Boss Feng was extremely refreshed, hugged his daughter-in-law and stepped on his feet, hugged her waist, kissed the back of her neck and earlobes, and had a good time!
Fang Xiaoqi let him hold her obediently, and nestled in his arms.
Boss Feng has had enough kisses, let go of his wife, "Go to sleep, good night!" The corners of her lips raised happily!
Fang Xiaoqiu nodded, his eyes were watery again, he took the initiative to kiss Feng Boss on the lips, said good night, and then closed the door!Leaning against the back of the door, touching his beating heart, his eyes were smiling, his happiness and joy were beyond measure.
Boss Feng is very excited, and really wants to play the most dazzling national style song to vent. It seems that the daughter-in-law also wants to play. My beautiful and happy life is just around the corner, is there any!have!Wood!have!
Tomorrow, I must find a good friend and Tinna to show off, and I must pull hatred, hahaha, akimbo and laughing wildly!
Fang Xiaoqi, who calmed down, hugged Naixiang's son, and the father and son slept with their arms around each other, full of warmth!
Across a wall, Boss Feng folded his hands under his neck and let out a sigh, feeling that his life was complete.With my eyes open, I was so excited that I fell asleep very late!
In the dead of night, a full moon hangs in the sky, witnessing the beauty and joy in the world of lovers!Happy Lantern Festival, to humans who are far away from the earth, Mr. Moon sighs silently!
Regarding a serious topic related to the future of the motherland, which kindergarten my son will go to, Boss Feng will definitely wave his hand and go to the most expensive one, revealing his local tyrant temperament!However, now that there is Assistant Fang, a top-notch virtuous housewife, everything will be handed over to his wife, Boss Feng is very relieved!
In the end, Fang Xiaoqi chose the central kindergarten sponsored by the municipal government after comprehensive consideration of the teaching environment and teachers, which is very professional and responsible!
Xiaobai got up early in excitement, carried the fat blue schoolbag on his back, put on cool little sunglasses, and walked around the floor-to-ceiling mirror, feeling that he was so handsome that he had no friends!It's no problem to recruit the younger brother to be the eldest brother!
After receiving countless amazing eyes and admiring exclamations from his father and dad, Xiao Bai aggressively patted his Ermao on the forehead, climbed into the car and set off!Very smug!
The little master is going to school, Ermao is faintly jealous, and Ben Wang also wants to go to school, so I will take it with me.Dragging his father's trouser legs, revealing big dog eyes looking forward to, with a lump of eye feces on his head, he was disgusted by Fang Xiaoqi!
In the end, Ermao successfully climbed into the car and went to the kindergarten to watch it!
Most of the central kindergartens are schools chosen by well-to-do families. Feng Boss's luxury car is too flamboyant. Fang Xiaoqi suggested to park the car opposite the school, so as not to be too ostentatious!
Boss Feng sighed with emotion, the daughter-in-law is really low-key, the boss likes it very much, and will have to buy a Volkswagen to drive it later, otherwise how can he go out with his wife and enter the house to fight against his son!Very scheming!
"Go to work, I can do it by myself." Fang Xiaoqi was very considerate of the overall situation!
"Then be careful yourself, call me when you're done, and I'll pick you up!" Boss Feng stroked his daughter-in-law's hair, reluctant to let go, the time passed by like a god, I miss you very much!
Xiaobai rolled his eyes wearing sunglasses, again? !Calmly look away and stare out the window at the new school in the future!
Ermao shook his big ears, raised a paw to cover his eyes, and kissed all day long, so why not pay attention to the impact, the sons are all there? !Respect Yes, it is very worth reflecting to the leaders, and do a good job in ideological education!
After kissing and saying goodbye, Boss Feng let his wife out of the car.
Fang Xiaoqi held his son with one hand, and followed the dog son at the same time.Ermao dressed up specially, wearing a black diamond bow tie, wearing the same style of sunglasses as Xiaobai on his face, shaking his head wildly, thinking that he is simply handsome, and he did not embarrass the little master at all!
Fang Xiaoqi's dress is the most normal, and the people who follow him are not like his sons, but more like bodyguards!The return rate must be [-]%!
The children had never seen a dog as big as Ermao, and Ermao's aura was too stupid and completely devoid of murderous intent, so instead of being afraid, the children wanted to reach out and run their hands along the dog.The adults sighed, with this weird aura, is that young man his father or his nanny? !
Fang Xiaoqi was uncomfortable being stared at, so he had to squat down and take off the sunglasses of the two sons and put them away.
Automatically ignoring the dissatisfaction of his sons, the kind-hearted Fang Xiaoqi greeted him with a smile.
Those who bring their children to sign up are basically female creatures such as mothers and grandmas. Few fathers bring them to sign up. What's more, Fang Xiaoqi's temperament is particularly attractive to female creatures, so everyone expresses their goodwill. Now he can take care of children. There are not many dads left, respect is not easy, we are all envious!
"Your wife didn't come, why don't you bring your child to sign up alone?" A certain aunt responded enthusiastically!
wife? !Fang Xiaoqi was a little embarrassed, the corners of his mouth twitched and he agreed perfunctorily!If his man knew about his misunderstood attributes, he would probably go crazy and reorganize his husband, Fang Xiaoqi shivered uncomfortably!
"Oh, this is your son, right? You two look alike, so cute..." A certain aunt overflowed with maternal love.
No matter how awkward Fang Xiaoqi sounds, who is cute, he feels that he has been quietly molested.But still perfunctorily agree, it must be my son, my own, okay? !Stand proud!
"Xiaobai, call someone." Fang Xiaoqi urged, stop putting on a boss face, only cute and obedient children can get along.
Xiaobai complained in his heart, the woman was indeed long-winded and annoying, but she still shouted obediently, with no expression on her face, but she was even more likable.
Ever since, I couldn't help but blame my aunt and grandma, and they seemed to reach out to touch their little faces and hold their little hands unintentionally.
Xiaobai gritted his teeth, but I endured it!
Feeling the little master's uneasiness, Er Mao thought that he barked viciously, and the aunts were all shocked. Er Mao shook his hair wildly and felt that he was really powerful and deterrent!
Unexpectedly, in the next second, all kinds of claws with pungent aroma or earthy flavor of the vegetable market stretched towards Er Mao's body.
"Oh, this is your dog, such a cute big golden retriever, with a little bow tie!"
Ermao opened his mouth wide, was dumbfounded, and then lowered his head in frustration, feeling that he had simply failed, what he promised to be a domineering spirit!Ermao's devotion to saving lives is truly moving!
Seeing that the adults have reached out their hands, the children also quickly reached out to pet the big dog. Some enthusiastic children took the initiative to get close to Xiaobai, Xiaobai nodded perfunctorily, and had the aura of a big boss not to be close to others, and won the true biography of Feng Boss !
There is a saying that the cooler the more attractive, many girls twist their skirts lightly, this classmate is so handsome, we really want to be good friends with him!
Fang Xiaoqi couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to try his best to change the subject to save his son, "Then what...it's getting late, you can go in and sign up."
All the aunts turned their heads and found that the school gate was open. They hurriedly left their molesting work and dragged their children to line up to sign up!The world can be regarded as quiet, and the father and son breathed a sigh of relief.
Xiaobai stroked Ermao's bald head sympathetically, feeling sympathetic to each other.
Fang Xiaoqi patted Ermao, "I told you to follow me, you must have suffered a lot."
Ermao pouted, it's fine if you don't have a piece of meat to comfort and comfort, why is it swollen and criticize, am I not enthusiastic, the strong father-son love that I promised!
Two people and one dog came to the school gate, but were successfully stopped by the security uncle, pets were not allowed to enter, so Er Mao was temporarily placed at the gate guard, the dog's life is really hard!
Er Mao lay lazily on the ground, the whole dog was listless, feeling that the young heart had been greatly hurt.Uncle security guard, why didn't you see the fact that I am not an ordinary dog? How can I be your watchdog envoy like the ultimate invincible golden retriever? !The poor eyesight is really urgent, it's time to deepen the presbyopic reading glasses!
Fang Xiaoqi led his son to look at the registration guide on the bulletin board, and told his son to keep a smile on his face and get along with his classmates in harmony.
Xiaobai complied perfunctorily, since he is not Yingbin sister, why should he smile when he has nothing to do, and look stupid, okay? !
The first day of school is full of formalism. Parents and children sit together, pay the money and receive thin notebooks, colorful pencils, and listen to the head teacher coaxing some precautions, and everything is over.
Xiaobai flipped through the so-called Chinese textbooks with pictures and illustrations in disgust, and the wooden pencils with unknown patterns printed on them, complaining wildly in his heart, such childish things still need to be taught by teachers, can they be taught by themselves?Who still uses wooden pencils these days, at least they have to have automatic pencils!Doubting the IQ of this little boss, Kuangba pouted!
Fang Xiaoqi laughed and rubbed his son's head, "Learn from the basics, don't think it's easy, you can practice calligraphy first." After speaking, stuff the stationery into Xiaobai Kongkong's small schoolbag, which is considered something.
Xiaobai nodded, and listened carefully to his father's opinion. You are a very sensible and good boy!When he left, he took the initiative to say goodbye to the teacher, and the other students ignored him. Sure enough... he is very understanding of the world, Fang Xiaoqi has black lines all over his head!
Bringing back the injured dog son, the two of them went along the school to inspect the terrain, familiarize themselves with the environment, and waited for Feng boss to pick him up. This feeling of living in harmony made Fang Xiaoqi very comfortable!
Suddenly recalling what happened to Lu Xiaoma last night, secretly thinking about how to ask for news, it's so painful not being able to tell my friends the truth!Respect is evil fate, evil fate!
Before Boss Feng was ready to pick up his wife and son, he went around to Boss Hu's office to show off, and then generously told his good friend a strategy for chasing his wife, that is, according to his daughter-in-law's friendly disclosure, Lu Choi likes men who like casual home decoration, It's easy to make him feel friendly, and it's no wonder that Boss Hu will attract the jealousy of his future wife. This has a lot to do with Boss Hu wearing a suit every day.
With the new skill get, Boss Hu felt a little more comfortable, suppressing the urge to poop on Boss Fufeng's face!
☆, Mo Fang!have me!
At this time, Lu Chihuo is taking the glutinous rice balls made by his good friend as a snack before meals, in order to soothe his frightened young and fragile heart!
Thinking of the scene of trying to calm down and fight against the rotten girl in the morning, Lu Xiaoma still trembled with lingering fear.Sure enough, the big boss is not easy to mess with. At least I have not mastered the skill of concealing my face without changing my face.
With the spoon in his mouth, Lu Xiaoma vicissitudes shook his head, poked a round glutinous rice ball, took a sip, um... so delicious!
The scene returns to the morning, after a night of sweet dreams of eating delicious food with the male god Hu, Lu Xiaoma wakes up on time and stretches comfortably. The happiest thing in the world is to sleep When I wake up naturally, it's fun!
That's right, Xiao Ma has already listed the dream of Boss Hu at the top of the list of dreams, completely out of the ranks of nightmares!The little horse is furious, I have always regarded Hu Nanshen as a nightmare, do I have it? Do I have it? !
Fuck, it turns out that turning faces is faster than turning pages. You sold yourself after a big meal, and even vented your anger on the onlookers. We are so sad!
So, this whole morning, Lu Xiaoma was beaming, humming nursery rhymes, walking around, and really wanted to roar to the sky.In the eyes of outsiders, this is no different from having Parkinson's. The onlookers really want to take out their mobile phones and dial 120 to send him to the hospital so that he can be treated!
Staggering to the office in a pompous manner, Lu Xiaoma was dissatisfied when he saw the sudden silence of the crowd, shouldn't he have greeted Lao Tzu warmly when he saw him? !In the past, Xiaoma would have been furious and threatened to withhold bonuses to satisfy his desire to dominate the world, but today he is in a good mood, so he won't be as knowledgeable as these bastards. Simply generous and decent, he is indeed the ultimate younger brother of Boss Hu!
Glancing at He Yaqian, Lu Xiaoma thought he shot a thunderbolt viciously, it must be you, a rotten girl, fooling the vast number of male dicks again in the early morning, hum!
He Yaqian was not guilty, and tried to stare back. I have the handle on you kid, you'd better tell the truth, otherwise, don't blame the old lady for being ruthless and abuse you in the novel.Not getting the love of Boss Hu, being lonely and crying, just thinking about it is very miserable, okay? !He Yaqian was secretly delighted, and silently praised her brain and writing skills, becoming a great god is just around the corner!
"Haha, the weather is nice today! Boss, how is the Lantern Festival? Did you enjoy the big meal?" Zhao Boldly spoke first. The atmosphere is too weird, and someone must come out to warm up the scene!
Now that the photos were posted on Weibo, it was natural that they couldn't hide it from everyone, and Lu Xiaoma generously admitted it.Proudly pulling out the contract signed yesterday from the bag in slow motion, he thought he was cool and handsome and scanned it in front of everyone!
Everyone stretched their necks very cooperatively to watch, only focusing on two key points, partners and profits!
When they saw the profit of 500 million in bold font on the contract, everyone applauded and cheered!Emma, I, Boss Hu, are indeed mighty and domineering, and the profits are so lucrative that I have no friends!
That's right, in the face of money, all the employees regard Boss Hu as their own, regard Boss Hu as their parents and God, and have nothing to do with their own bosses!
If your boss hadn't sacrificed his appearance to accompany him to eat and drink, you would have been so lucky, do you have no conscience? !Silently lit a candle for the bitter selfless pony!
He Yaqian snatched the contract, scanned it carefully, and smiled meaningfully, "Oh, Xiao Ma, you are really dedicated to your work. You have worked hard to solicit business for us during the holidays! If my honey hadn't told me today, I would still I don't know that the relationship between you and Mr. Hu is so...harmonious?!"
There was something in the rotten girl's words, and everyone deliberately yelled in unison, the tone was drawn out, adding a bit of ambiguity!
Lu Xiaoma is feeling guilty, one or two of his feelings would have known that I was discussing business with the male god.
Coughing, breathing heavily in his dantian, Lu Xiaoma generously admitted, "Yes, I have made a great decision since yesterday, and I will officially announce it to you today. From now on, the Hu Group will become our chief customer , Everything is their priority. Also, Hu Boss's status in our company has officially risen to Hu Nanshen. In the future, you all restrain yourself, delete all the trumpets for me, and pay more attention to other people's Weibo Learn to learn, don't be bored and jealous of others, have you heard?"
Everyone opened their mouths to petrification, what the hell are these words doing to us, you are the only black fan from the beginning to the end, okay? !Are you all the operators of a dozen trumpets? !What does it matter to us?This kind of instant sight of lying innocently with a gun!
Too lazy to talk to their heartless bosses, they responded perfunctorily!At the same time, I was secretly happy for Boss Hu, the parent of food and clothing, and finally became a fan, finally became a regular, it was really not easy, the money of the five-star hotel was not in vain!But how could you not invite us, without us, how could you get famous so quickly!
He Yaqian raised her eyebrows, she wasn't very excited, she obviously knew the truth long ago, squinting at Lu Xiaoma, her eyes were meaningful and sharp!
Lu Xiaoma puffed out his chest and looked back fiercely!Whoever is afraid of whom must hold on!
"Hahaha." Sissy suddenly laughed domineeringly, and everyone trembled in fright. This is another epilepsy. Already working!"
Lu Xiaoma breathed a sigh of relief, "I'll treat you to chicken legs later, so be busy." After finishing speaking, he returned to the office, his back was chilly, and his back was drenched in cold sweat!
Fighting wits and courage with rotten women is a waste of energy, you must eat a chicken thigh to make up for it!
If you want to ask what Lu Xiaoma is guilty of, even he himself doesn't know!A little virgin who has never been in a relationship, Zun is very anxious, why is he so old and not enlightened, it is very worthy of an enlightenment teacher to enlighten him!
The internal chat group became lively again.
"Sissy, I didn't find any romantic feelings, Xiao Ma is very calm!"
"Upstairs +1, you are stupid after reading novels, everyone has a romantic relationship. Maybe they are a pure friendship, don't tarnish our straight man's worldview, okay?!"
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"Silence!" Everyone fell silent for a moment, and Sissy clacked and typed on the keyboard, "What do you know, male creatures without a sixth sense, no wonder one or two of them can't marry a wife, they have no eyesight!"
All the straight men dare not speak out, even if we expose our scars, we still have dignity!
"Forcing your composure, do you understand? You are only looking at the six zeros after the 5, completely ignoring the palm of Comrade Xiao Ma's tight grip, and the fingertips pinching into the palm, leaving a deep mark! This is enough to show that Xiao Ma The horse cares about Boss Hu!" I have written too much in the novel, and I can't stop describing it, and all the straight men rolled their eyes, can they be a little innovative!
"Of course, this is not the point. The point is, if Boss Hu didn't have a soft spot for ponies, how could he give us such a big profit? You know, this is nearly twice the profit of other customers?! This kind of The act of giving money to the daughter-in-law is not admiration but something, it is! What!" Sissy was a little excited, Boss Hu was really great and infatuated, we were all very envious, it was like stripping the pony clean and sending it over!
Everyone trembled, you say it, why are you so excited, the lethality is too great, we are all scared, okay? !
"To sum it up..." Sissy returned to Sherlock Holmes's normal mode, "The two of them have long agreed to each other for life! After summarizing, let's do what we should do!"
The female hooligan blocked the communication group, and she was the only one who respected me, and she didn't give everyone a chance to speak at all!
With such a girlfriend, why not find a boyfriend like Boss Hu!Silently lit a candle for the king!
He Yaqian took out the big Samsung and pointed down to Rufei to send a text message.
Three seconds later, the text message replied: I see, thank you for your hard work.You go out to dinner and sing tonight, anywhere.I do!Signed by Hu Boss.
No wonder He Yaqian is so arrogant and lawless, she dares to have Boss Hu's backing!With such a big mole in the company, it's no wonder that Lu Xiaoma fell into Boss Hu's pocket!
Shall I ask Xiao Ma to go with you, and you will pass by casually, and then come with us?Of course, we will automatically disappear, do not do light bulbs!He Yaqian came up with a bad idea, and really wanted to be satisfied with watching the live version of the scene where the boss is dating the boss!
Boss Hu was stunned for a minute, and agreed.I also praised you, I have heard Wang Liang mention you for a long time, and you are really capable, thank you!
He Yaqian was overwhelmed by flattery, being praised by a male god, just thinking about it makes her very excited, doesn't she? !Must go to the gossip forum to show off, hahahahaha!
Sissy hurriedly announced the good news in the group, and everyone cheered. I, Mr. Hu, is indeed mighty and domineering, and I spend money generously. If you have anything to say, just ask, and we will handle it well. In short, there is a lot of flattery!Then there was a heated discussion, what to eat tonight, where to go to sing, with Hu Boss as a big family, it must be enough to have fun!
Ever since, there was a neat and harmonious sound of typing in the office cubicle, but this sound was not because of work, but because of a heated discussion about a harmonious nightlife, not doing business in broad daylight, and even thinking about how to sell his boss. It's okay!
Silently light 100 candles for Lu Xiaoma!
Back to reality, Lu Xiaoma is lying on the recliner, his legs are bent, his heels are propped on the edge of the recliner, his upturned butt is looming, if Boss Hu is here, he will definitely squirt nosebleeds. pity.
The big Jaguar drove into the gate of the orphanage, Boss Feng got out of the car first, the pony shook, hurriedly put the bowl aside, sat upright, put on a casual pose, and pretended to be watching the scenery!Seeing the terrifying and cold iceberg boss was just a conditioned reflex, Lu Xiaoma was really scared!
Hu male god is still kind and cute, and it is just around the corner to squeeze Boss Feng off the top of the list, Lu Xiaoma, a brain-dead fan, secretly clenched his fist, male god, come on!
Boss Feng opened the back door gentlemanly, Er Mao rushed out first, followed by Xiao Qi, and finally Xiao Bai who was carrying a schoolbag!
The family of four is very harmonious and happy!
Fang Xiaoqi smiled meaningfully when he saw his good friend whom he hadn't seen for many days!
Lu Xiaoma should have been excited, but his back always felt numb, and his good friend laughed a little weirdly!
Ermao grinned widely, and his cool big sunglasses became crooked during the run, hanging on his nose at an angle.Lu Xiaoma opened his hands to catch Ermao, touched his big head, which was becoming more and more oily, and fixed his big sunglasses!
Er Mao arched, then patted Lu Chihuo away with his paw, and stretched his head to the bowl with a few glutinous rice balls left on the recliner.So the tongue sticks out, the saliva hangs in the corner of the mouth, I want to eat!
It turned out that he was not as good as a few glutinous rice balls, and Lu Xiaoma was sad, but he still contributed his dim sum. The strong foodie friendship really moved the onlookers beyond words!
Boss Feng parked the car in the garage.Fang Xiaoqi led his son closer.
"Little Ma, long time no see. What happened to me recently, I don't even have time to eat glutinous rice balls, huh?" Fang Xiaobai smiled wickedly and successfully evolved into Fang Xiaohu.
"Hehehehe, it's nothing, I'm busy discussing business." Lu Xiaoma looked up to the sky to change the subject.
He knelt down and greeted Xiaobo and Xiaobai, "Boss Xiaobai is so cool, how did you feel on the first day of registration?"
Xiaobai missed his little brother very much, so he took out imported Italian chocolates from his trouser pocket and gave it to Xiao Ma, Xiao Ma took it cheerfully, peeled off the paper, um... delicious!
"Everything else is good, but Wang Erhua sitting in front of me is very annoying. She always turns her head and talks to me. Women are really annoying and talkative!" Thinking of braids, HelloKitty hairpins, and a missing front tooth, speaking is a little bit Classmate Wang Erhua who leaked the wind, Xiaobai frowned in dissatisfaction, and had a slight headache!
Fang Xiaoqi and Lu Xiaoma were amused by Xiaobai's irritable expression, they were so young, they pretended to be old.
My son is so cool and handsome, it's normal for girls to like him, isn't this something to be happy about?Fang Xiaoqi squatted down and rubbed his son's heart amusedly and lovingly.
"It's a good thing to have a girl talk to you, look at me, little brother, I can't even ask for it!" Lu Xiaoma envied.
Xiaobai rolled his eyes, "Daddy said that a successful man can only talk to his own wife, and can't talk too much with other people. This is a necessary condition for becoming a successful big boss!" Xiaobai was serious. , putting his little hands in his trouser pockets, with the tone of educating the next generation.
"It's a teacher and a student, and I've been taught and taught." Lu Xiaoma cooperated with the sudden realization, laughing inwardly.Thinking about it again, it seems reasonable, secretly envious of my good gay friend Fang Xiaoqi, respectfully found a good man who is self-disciplined.
These days, there aren't many good men who are handsome, domineering, rich and single-minded!
For some reason, Lu Chihuo thought of the new male god Hu Boss again.In the past two days, Boss Hu has occupied most of Comrade Xiao Ma's thoughts, and he is making rapid progress!Time to make a rocket!
Seeing that his good friend was distracted, Fang Xiaoqi squinted his eyes and guessed seven or eight points.
"I saw your Weibo, and I happened to follow Mr. Hu. Did you discuss business with Mr. Hu yesterday?" he said casually.
"Yeah, hahaha, I was actually discovered by you." Lu Xiaoma felt a little regretful about how cheap he was, what kind of microblog he posted, what food he showed off, how could he forget that many friends around him followed him and Boss Hu at the same time, respect Mistake ah misstep.Going back to delete Weibo, it seemed like it was trying to hide it, but when He Yaqian found out, he had to chatter for a long time, and had a headache!
"Don't you treat people as enemies?"
"Haha, when did I treat him as an enemy? He has always been my male god, okay?!" Continue to deny it!
"That's it, then congratulations!" After all, Fang Xiaoqi was kind-hearted and didn't want to push too hard.
"Same joy, same joy, hahaha!" What is there to congratulate, it's not getting married!Lu Xiaoma 囧!
However, with Fang Xiaoqi's ingenuity, he can guess that the good friends are not indifferent, and a better tomorrow with Boss Hu is just around the corner!The two love each other like a god horse, respect is beautiful!
Seeing Boss Feng approaching from a distance, Lu Xiaoma picked up an empty bowl and ran away, "What the hell, my colleague and I made an appointment to go out for dinner to celebrate getting a big order, you guys play slowly, I will withdraw first, call if you have something to do Get in touch, okay!"
Fang Xiaoqi was speechless, Xiaobai rolled his eyes, he was afraid that my father would be like this, would he have any future?
Ermao grinned, basking in the sun with his limbs flat, the whole dog was lazy, his eyes were narrowed, he didn't want to move, he really wanted his dad to tickle him!
Feng Sheng looked at Lu Xiaoma who was running away in a hurry, and couldn't stop laughing.After picking up his daughter-in-law, he whispered something in his ear, "I met Zecheng before picking you up, and I heard that I'm going out to eat and sing."
The two looked at each other and smiled, all in silence, full of tacit understanding.
Xiaobai is dissatisfied and hums, and I want to hear some whispers, he is so tall, hum!
As a life assistant who is about to officially take office, you must buy a good outfit!Just kidding, if you show your face in the top [-] listed companies, you must have a high-end cool image!
As a little boss who is about to enter a Chinese-style kindergarten and cannot take care of himself at present, he must make good arrangements for his shelter.It was decided that the two fathers would pick up their sons if they were free, and Comrade Xiao Ma would pick them up if they were not free.
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