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Just as he was about to lift things up, a strong hand picked up two bags at once. The muscles hidden under the clothes tightened, and the beautiful and powerful lines could be felt through the clothes.
Wow, worthy of being a male god... Xiao Ma swallowed, and stared at the male god, looking very... stupid!
The cashier aunt was funny, and a polite "welcome again" awakened Pony's reason!
Boss Hu replied with a funny "thank you", and led the silly wife away.I am very satisfied with the effect I have brought, the muscle show is really intentional!
Xiao Ma eagerly ran to Boss Hu's right hand side, "Let me carry it, I have great strength, I can squeeze walnuts with my bare hands!" Well, although I squeezed paper-skinned walnuts!
"No, just treat it as exercise, I can do it!"
"Then...then give me one, one for each of us, I want to exercise too!" The pony swayed to the side, like a fawning puppy.
Boss Hu was amused, and gave him a lighter one.
Pony took it happily, Emma, it's really...heavy!Although the distance to the parking lot is not far, it is definitely a torment for Xiao Ma who pretends to be X and insists on not changing hands.Fuck, the palm of my hand hurts so much from being strangled!What is the hand of the male god made of, so wearable!A touch of envy!
Boss Hu can't stand it anymore. My daughter-in-law doesn't feel sorry for his own hand, but I feel sorry for myself. If I hurt it, it will be difficult to touch it in the future. Evil as always, rascal!Walking to Xiaoma's right hand carrying the bag, Boss Hu stretched out his free left hand, and pulled the bag on one side, forming the shape of two people carrying one side, letting the bag hang in the air, dangling, and making plastic friction from time to time sound!
Xiao Ma glanced at the male god shyly, his eyes met, and he smiled tacitly.In the end, the male god carried most of the weight. My big male god is indeed mighty and domineering, so handsome!
Ignoring the curious or ambiguous gazes of people passing by, the two immersed themselves in their own happy world, shaking the bag tacitly from time to time, and the items rolled in the limited space.Everything is naive and beautiful, destined to be a happy April Fool's Day!
Walking to the side of the car, Boss Hu took the bag from Pony's hand, motioned for his daughter-in-law to take out the car key in his bag to unlock the door, and he put a bunch of goods into the trunk.The movements of the two are very tacit, without any sense of disobedience, as if they wanted to live together for many years.So, the degree of fit is really predestined.
There is always someone who will show up at some point, and inexplicably, it is especially suitable for you.This theorem is also regarded as the motto by many older bachelors, so as to comfort their fragile young hearts hurt by failed blind dates time and time again!Lord, where is my true love, please show up, please get rid of the single, woo woo woo~
Started the car and set off towards the mansion area. Xiao Ma was a little excited. He never thought that he would be able to visit the rich mansion area again in his lifetime.Sitting on the comfortable and spacious leather seat of the big BMW with relaxed limbs, Comrade Xiao Ma looked very decadent. He looked at the rearview mirror from time to time and found that one car after another was being overtaken. He felt a sense of accomplishment. !
Most of the time in the carriage was silent, but it was not embarrassing, but natural, and there was a sense of warmth lingering in it!
"By the way, do you want a shopping card from the supermarket?" Boss Hu said domineeringly, obviously there was a sack of VIP cards waiting to please his wife.
"You have a lot?!" The pony came alive, his eyes sparkled, which means that buying snacks is free!Thinking about it, I couldn't help shaking excitedly, the male god is indeed rich!
Seeing that little expression, Boss Hu curled the corners of his lips. He especially liked the little eyes of his daughter-in-law who adored him more and more!
"I usually have some friendship, reciprocity and so on, and I saved some shopping cards, anyway, I have enough, you can have as much as you want!" The domineering and so on really made the onlookers envious and jealous, saying that we also want one!
Although he wanted it very much, Comrade Lu Xiaoma was very self-aware, he was so lazy, it seemed like a waste to take the shopping card, why not keep it as a favor from the male god!I feel that I am so smart and sensible, and I can't help but praise myself, thinking about things for future men everywhere, and I really have the hidden attributes of a good wife!
"Well...forget it, I'm lazy, I don't like to go to the supermarket very much, it's a waste if I give it to me." Xiao Ma rarely scratched his head shyly.
Emma, the lazy daughter-in-law is cute!Boss Hu was poked at the cute spot again, and he said persuasively, "Then what about your usual snacks?"
"There's Xiaoqi, and Xiaobai." Faintly excited, there are good friends and bosses!After meeting the male god's playful eyes again, I felt embarrassed again. I am so lazy, will I be disgusted by the male god? I am in a hurry!
"But Assistant Fang started to go to work, and Xiaobai is busy with school. I think your snacks will drop sharply in the future. How about..." Boss Hu deliberately paused, and began to say the main point, his eyes were shining like a fox!
The pony showed a curious expression in cooperation, and there seemed to be a big question mark on his forehead, so silly and cute!
"Why don't I take you with me when I go to the supermarket in the future. How about the two of us together? If there is no accident, once a week, how about it?" It can be regarded as a point, and Boss Hu is really far-sighted, and he will never forget to pave the way for the next date!
To be honest, Xiao Ma was inexplicably excited when he heard this proposal. Fuck it, this means that he can see the male god every week in the future. What a blessing this is, a blessing that even the brainless fans can't ask for. Ahhh!However, the remaining rationality told me to be reserved and not to be too hungry!
"Okay, okay... Will it be too much trouble for you?" Lu Xiaoma subconsciously pointed his fingers, holding back...
"Don't bother, don't bother, I'm bored by myself, just take it with me. Or...you don't have time, just forget it if you don't have time, don't force it, I can do it by myself." The emphasis is on "alone" In three words, Boss Hu deliberately used a lonely tone, with a black belly or something, and he really has a deep scheming heart!
"If you're free, then it's a deal, Mr. Hu, you just need to call me and be there on call!" Unable to bear the male god's lonely tone, Xiao Ma hurriedly stated his position, saying a lot in a row, without even punctuating sentences. , the lung capacity really won the true biography of Sissi!
"Okay!" Boss Hu made a victory gesture in his heart, and his daughter-in-law took the bait obediently, and the future is bright!
In just a short while, he has already reached the gate of the community.
With a guilty conscience, Xiao Ma shortened his body, for fear of being hit by a good friend.It stands to reason that I and the male god are aboveboard, there is no need to be as sneaky as an affair, but I just have an unspeakable guilty conscience. After all, I swore not to communicate with each other not long ago, but now I am rushing to post them. This is a stark contrast. Let Xiao Ma have a sense of sight when he slaps his own mouth. Sure enough, he can't talk too much, Xiao Ma regrets it!
It's only because my boss was young and frivolous, and he didn't consider things carefully, which led to the current embarrassing situation. Mistake! Mistake!Lu Chihuo pretended to be old-fashioned and sighed, special... funny!
After discovering his daughter-in-law's tricks, Boss Hu comforted him, "There are four gates in this residential area. I live closer to the north gate, and Ah Sheng lives closer to the east gate. So although we live close, we It’s basically impossible to meet, unless you make an appointment in advance!” The implication is that you don’t need to be nervous.
"That's it!" Xiao Ma hurriedly sat up straight and let out a sigh of relief. The male god was so caring. He showed a smile of gratitude and admiration to Boss Hu with a little admiration. It was very pure and silly, but very cute. The force is close to infinity!It took a lot of perseverance for Boss Hu to hold on!
Xiao Ma stared at the gate and the guard, oh, it is indeed different from the last gate, even the security guard is different, next time you must navigate the north gate, otherwise you will be miserable if you go to the wrong gate, the villa here The appearance is the same, just like a maze, you have to find the right door, and Lu Chi can't hurt you.He didn't notice at all, Boss Hu's eyes with sparks and his knuckles clenched tightly on the steering wheel.
The mansion appeared in front of his eyes, and Xiao Ma once again refreshed his three views. The housing conditions of the rich are luxurious, and the small apartment he rents is simply incomparable, and he is a little envious!I jumped out of the car and ran to the door to look at the number plate. No. 88 is indeed an auspicious number, not bad!Pony Satisfaction Comments!Then he ran back to help the male god carry the bag!
Boss Hu was shocked by his daughter-in-law's stupid behavior, and Xiao Ma hurriedly explained the reason.
Boss Hu smiled knowingly, and his charming level broke the table again, "I will give you the spare key later, with the house number on it, and I can come whenever I want in the future! Remember the last time I proposed to rent your house, it will be valid forever Oh~”
Male god, it's good that you are so cute, your parents know you are so cute!The little horse was obviously shocked, cherish life, stay away from the male god, otherwise the little heart will not be able to bear it, ying ying ~
He followed the male god up the steps in a daze. The glass door outside was sensor-sensitive, and the big copper door inside was a fingerprint code lock. Comrade Xiao Ma once again expressed his deep praise for the high technology!The fingerprint code lock is used to reflect the difference of identity. Thinking that the elevator used by the president of the CBD building is also a fingerprint lock, Xiao Ma feels a little heartbroken, so envious!
"Xiaoyao, stretch out your finger!" Boss Hu called back the distracted pony.
"Ah? Which finger? This one?" Xiao Ma habitually stretched out his right middle finger. He was used to being rough and rough, so he didn't pay attention!
Boss Hu was amused, grabbed his daughter-in-law's naughty soft fingers, and pressed them on the combination lock.
Xiao Ma was puzzled, and moved subconsciously. The male god's hand was very warm and itchy.
"Hey, don't move!" Boss Hu lightly pressed his daughter-in-law's finger that was one size smaller than his own, rubbed the pony's round pink nails teasingly, followed the system prompts to enter a new confirmation fingerprint!
Viewed from a certain angle from the back, it looks like Boss Hu hugging the pony in front of him, his tall and straight figure completely hugging the pony's body, with two big bags lying on the side, creating a layer of ambiguity for no reason!The cutest height difference is really uncontrollable!
After 3 minutes, Boss Hu reluctantly let go of his daughter-in-law's finger, "Okay! You can just enter your fingerprint if you want to come in the future!"
Fuck, once he joined the ranks of local tyrants or something, Xiao Ma was flattered, and he finally had a day when he could use the fingerprint combination lock. Thinking about it, he couldn't help but shed bitter tears!
Stepping into the mansion, it really is as clean as imagined. It must be cleaned by the cleaning lady on a regular basis. It can't be compared with my own kennel!
"Mr. Hu, do you have a cleaning lady here with a sweeper? Then how does she get in?"
"There's a little door on the side of the garage, and she came in through that."
"Oh~~ that's it!"
Hu boss went to the inner room to change his home clothes, and the pony followed aimlessly, like a little tail.
Unbuttoning his jacket while turning his head, Boss Hu raised the corners of his lips charmingly, "I want to change, are you sure you want to see it, huh?"
The pony came back to his senses, his cheeky skin began to turn red, and he hurried away.
Boss Hu grabbed him, "Just kidding, I only take off my coat. There is heating at home, would you like to take off your coat, or let me help you?" Stretching out its claws viciously, the pony jumped away again, and its red hair became more and more red. !
Don't forget to tease your wife at any time, Boss Hu really has a bad taste!
Boss Hu kept smiling, put on a dark brown jumper, and changed into a big brother next door or something in a second, pretending to be tender or something, he really is the ever-changing Hu male god!
Pony hangs up his coat and only wears a fleece plaid shirt. The whole person is cute~
Boss Hu settled down, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to sort out the goods he just bought.
Xiao Ma cooled his face with his hands, and he followed him out with his slippers on. He was also very happy to help the male god.
Open the big refrigerator, there are still a lot of food in it, and it looks like imported food, full of foreign languages from various countries, Xiao Ma's eyes were blinded!I'm so envious, there are so many delicious foods, I swallowed lightly.I don't know if Xiao Ma's saliva is too loud, or if the two of them have a good understanding, Hu Zecheng is very cooperative and looks up at the gluttonous wife.
"The above snacks were all given by Pei Zheng yesterday. He went abroad to buy goods. He bought a lot of these snacks. They were originally intended for you, and you took them back. Let me know which one you think is delicious, and I will get it again. !"
Xiao Ma's eyes are shining, the male god is really a caring little cotton trousers, he knows my heart well.
Rubbing his paws, Xiao Ma pretended to be reserved, "That's so embarrassing." He said so, but there was no embarrassment at all on his hands. He stretched out his greedy paws, and looked here and there, because he was learning programming. , the English level is still acceptable, so I can roughly understand some snacks, I am indeed a qualified foodie, Lu Xiaoma praises himself!
Hahaha, you are all mine, come home with me, my dears!
"You're welcome! Food is what Pei Zheng lacks most. I'm not very interested in these, so you can take whatever you want!" Boss Pei in the distance was furious, saying that you want so much if you're not interested, obviously you snatched it yourself It was given by me, just like Feng Sheng, a complete bandit, if you don’t pay for it, you can’t do it for nothing!Emphasizing color over friends, forgetting righteousness when you see beauty, hum!
After shopping in the supermarket, Xiao Ma's stomach was a bit empty, so he picked out a bag of cheese fries, and he didn't even bother to wash his hands, so he ate it directly.
Hu Zecheng smiled fondly and continued to tidy up.From time to time, he stared eagerly at the French fries in his daughter-in-law's hand. Xiaoma understood and handed over the bag. Boss Hu looked evilly at his busy hands in the plastic bag. Xiaoma blushed and took out one to feed the male god At the edge of his mouth, Boss Hu opened his mouth in satisfaction and swallowed it in one gulp. His lips once again viciously touched his daughter-in-law's fingertips covered in crumbs and seasonings. Well...a cheese-flavored daughter-in-law, not bad!
Once there is a second time, until Xiaoma got used to it, one for himself, one for the male god, and so on.After all, the male god is very tired of tidying up things, so he must be sensible and replenish energy for the male god, Lu Chihuo thought so.
It was already ten o'clock in the morning after tidying things up. Boss Hu took Xiao Ma to visit the villa, selling his own house from time to time, and really wanted to abduct his daughter-in-law and start living together as a husband and wife!
Looking at Xiao Ma's heartbeat, he planned to go back and follow his thoughts carefully before deciding whether to live in or not!When he saw the legendary gym, Xiao Ma finally touched the truth. He looked at the male god who could still show a perfect figure in a sweater, and then touched his chubby belly. It turned out that the abdominal muscles were not eaten Yes, the key is here!
Although I know that I am a little far away from the road of abdominal muscles, Xiao Ma still does not plan to exercise and train muscles. You will not understand the world of lazy people!Lu Chihuo can really think about letting himself be decadent or something!
Just kidding, that's the perfect male god, okay? !It would be nice for a male god to have abdominal muscles, but it would be boring if I had them, wouldn't I?Xiao Ma explained to the crowd in this way, everyone was speechless!
When it's time to cook, Boss Hu left his wife to play casually, while he virtuously went straight to the kitchen and put on a brown plaid apron. Sure enough, it's ever-changing, it's so handsome!Mrs. Boss must be very happy in the future, slightly jealous!
At this time, Lu Xiaoma sincerely hopes that he will be the future Mrs. Boss, and be raised by a male god. Thinking about it, he is very happy, okay? !However, no matter how thick-skinned he should be, he still has self-knowledge. How could he be so lucky, and he was slightly disappointed!
Realizing that he was thinking wrong, Xiao Ma angrily grabbed a handful of French fries and stuffed them into his mouth, then turned his attention to the delicious food, and he felt refreshed!
After wandering around the rivers and lakes for so long, Xiao Ma has all the self-consciousness and accomplishments that he should have. No matter how much the male god trusts himself, this is his territory after all. It is always wrong to wander around without knowing his identity, so Obediently shaking in the yard.There is a window in the kitchen facing the backyard, and the window is pasted with frosted paper. From the outside, Xiao Ma sees the vague outline of the male god who is busy washing and chopping vegetables, and his heart softens instantly.
After patting the crumbs on his hands, Xiao Ma entered the room, opened the refrigerator door, took out the Yakult he just bought, and took two bottles.Handing one bottle to the male god, he held the other bottle, just kidding, this is a good thing and must be treated well!
Looking at the small bottle of drink with a funny shape, Boss Hu instantly felt childish. You must know that your drink is coffee, beer, and red wine. No matter how bad it is, it must be imported pure milk. It seems that children drink similar to AD calcium milk. The thing really suits me!
Seeing the male god's doubts, Xiao Ma curled his lips in dissatisfaction. What kind of expression is this? It costs nearly two yuan a bottle, okay, I have to give the male god some science, so he cleared his throat, and the foodie old prince began to preach, "You can Don’t underestimate him, most people can’t afford to drink it. The point is that this stuff must be drunk before meals, it tastes sour and sweet, and it’s good for digestion~” What Xiao Ma said was the same as the advertisement, and he has a very good reputation for promoting Amway point!
Xiao Ma may not know his expression when he talks about eating, in the eyes of outsiders, it may be called stupid, but in the eyes of his lover Hu Boss, he is stupid and cute, and he really wants to fall down!
Seeing his daughter-in-law's focused face, Boss Hu cooperated with surprise, but was shy and innocent, "It's really not cheap for such a small one!" In fact, Boss Hu didn't mean to be perfunctory. He earns hard, usually saves if he can, and doesn't waste money, so Boss Hu's personal quality is definitely worthy of the standard of a male god!
Xiao Ma nodded quickly, and demonstrated by himself to open it and drink it, taking small sips, not wanting to waste the residual liquid. He raised his head and opened his mouth wide, licking the liquid hanging from the mouth of the bottle with his tongue, very hungry and thirsty!
Boss Hu swallowed, staring at his daughter-in-law can be said to be a funny and wretched action, but his attention is not on the whole shape, but on the tip of Comrade Xiao Ma's tongue that comes in and out. Boss Hu is instantly hungry, so jealous of the bottle Yakult, my daughter-in-law's tongue must be soft and slippery, and the taste is very good!
Feeling that he was about to lose control, Boss Hu cruelly turned his head away and downed the drink in one gulp, without even tasting the taste carefully!
When Xiao Ma saw it, his spirit of foodie was once again carried forward, "It's better to drink it in small sips, it's boring to drink it in one gulp!"
"Okay, pay attention next time." The voice trembled with patience unconsciously. It was really not easy, and it was hard work!
The cooking activity is going on again, Xiao Ma rolls up his sleeves, washes his paws, and starts to help!Just kidding, although I am not good at cooking... well, I should say that I have no cooking skills at all, but... such low-level tasks as washing vegetables, cutting vegetables and serving dishes can still be done, okay? !
Looking at the white and soft half of his daughter-in-law's arm, and looking at the unskilled movements, Boss Hu felt cute and funny mixed with happiness and softness. In short, the emotions were complicated, but they were all positive emotions!
The two cooperated and chatted from time to time, and the mundane work of cooking became alive.
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☆, male god, hello!
As expected, Boss Hu did not brag, and the craftsmanship of this stir-frying was indeed not covered.Of course, the black-bellied boss will not admit that he deliberately showed off in front of his wife!
Lu Xiaoma opened his mouth, looking at the superb level of his male god, his mouth was wide open, and his eyes scanned the male god from top to bottom in disbelief, this, this, this... is too ridiculous, it can even catch up with a good wife Good friends are small, no, they are completely better than good friends!
The male god is indeed a male god, "Fuck! Mr. Hu, you are too good!!" I couldn't help bursting out the vulgar mantra.
Boss Hu smiled and said nothing, and added madly in his heart, if you are amazing, marry me if you are amazing, I will support you!
Three dishes and one soup are more than enough for two people.
Looking at the steaming food on the table, Xiao Ma bit the tip of his chopsticks and swallowed.The male god is washing his hands, he must wait for the male god to eat together, he must hold back! !Properly test the willpower of foodies!
Kung Pao chicken, fish with pickled cabbage, stir-fried lettuce and seaweed shrimp egg soup, simple home-cooked dishes exude a tempting ultimate taste!The male god's craftsmanship is really nothing to say, this dish is not oily or greasy, not salty or bland, and the color, fragrance and taste are really perfect. As a professional foodie, Lu Xiaoma silently commented and rated the male god!
Finally, when Lu Chihuai's saliva was about to dry up, Boss Hu appeared, and he had to clean up when eating with his wife, and there must be no smell of oily smoke or anything like that!
Seeing his daughter-in-law who is like seeing God, the excitement flashed in those watery eyes, Boss Hu is funny, why is it so painful, finally couldn't hold back his impulse, reached out and touched his daughter-in-law's hair The soft forehead, just like petting your own pet, "Why don't you eat first, you're starving."
The hungry pony didn't have the extra IQ to think about the deep meaning of this action, all he thought about was, Emma, male god, you're here, why are you so handsome after a meal.There are delicious food to eat, and handsome pots to watch, so happy that I have no friends!
Boss Hu gently picked up a large piece of fish without thorns and gave it to the pony, "This is one of my mother's best skills. I learned the best because of it. You are an expert. Please comment on how I did. Welcome to give me your advice!"
God, you are so humble and handsome, do you know that? !Xiao Ma took a bite of the fat fish, smashed his mouth professionally, and gave a thumbs up. It was a great time!
Boss Hu laughed, the person who catches his wife has to grab his wife's stomach, he has won the first step, hahaha, laughing wildly on his hips, I am very glad that I have a virtuous mother and a strong one IQ!
"Eat more if you like it. And... you really don't want to consider renting my house? I have food every day~" He is always careful about the temptation and never forgets to set things up. Boss Hu is really deliberate!
As soon as he came across something to eat, Pony's willpower suddenly loosened most of it, with fish in his mouth, his words were blurred, "I will definitely think about it when I go back, and I will give you an answer within three days!"
Others begged to take care of you, and you still put on a show, and you were really drunk. The onlookers were jealous and accused one after another!
As a courtesy, Xiao Ma dug a lot of chicken with a spoon and gave it to Hu Boss, plus a large piece of vegetables, and taught him while eating, "You must eat slowly, chewing slowly is good for the stomach, and you have to mix meat and vegetables to be healthy." !" Foodie Collection is very well mastered, and it looks like it has been studied with great concentration.
Boss Hu showed signs of being taught and slowed down as much as possible.The big bosses eat very fast, so they have stomach problems to some extent, and now they suddenly slow down, which is somewhat unaccustomed.So, to save money to raise a wife or something, the bosses are very hardworking!
Lu Xiaoma is not picky eaters at all, big fish and meat, small ginger sauerkraut crumbs, the principles of diligence and frugality are very thorough, and a certificate of ten best young people should be handed out. Of course, the truth is that Boss Hu's craftsmanship is too good, Can't bear to waste it at all!
After finishing the last bowl of seaweed soup, Xiao Ma put down the bowl contentedly, touched his round belly, and let out a sigh of relief by leaning on the back of the chair, very happy!It stands to reason that there should be a ecstasy and fullness as the ending, but the male god is here, so he has to hold back, so he changed to booing!
Boss Hu put down his chopsticks a long time ago, and watched his daughter-in-law eating happily. The sense of accomplishment is beyond words, and he is happier than receiving the next big order!Normally, a meal must be finished in 10 minutes, but now after eating for nearly half an hour, Boss Hu is not impatient at all. Instead, he feels that eating with his daughter-in-law is enjoyable no matter how long it is, just like old wine, the longer it tastes, the better it tastes!
"You're full, huh?" The end of the spoiled voice was speechless.
Nodding frantically, I didn't even have the strength to speak, because I was really supportive!Completely disregarding his weight, Lu Chihuai is really decadent!Ever since I got married since I was a child, I haven't eaten so comfortably for a long time, I must eat more to make up for it, and you are completely welcome to my male god!
Seeing his daughter-in-law's belly protruding obviously, Boss Hu was poked at the cute spot again. Although his hands were itchy and he wanted to touch it, but the belly was too close to a certain place, and if he couldn't control it, he would be playing hooligans , in order not to scare his wife, Hu boss had no choice but to hold back!
As expected, I am the legendary Liu Xiahui, and I am very worthy of immortality!Cangsang sighed, got up and cleared the dishes to divert attention, it was so miserable that he had no friends!
Lu Xiaoma quickly pushed the male god down on the seat, Boss Hu was thrown so easily without paying attention!Could it be that Xiao Ma was very moved after eating too much, and planned to throw down his male god, so he just promised him with his body?That must not be it!
Comrade Xiao Ma just found out with pure conscience that since he ate other people's food, he must make some contributions, right?It's okay to wash a bowl or something!
"You have to sit for a while after a meal, otherwise it's not good for digestion. Also, leave the cleaning to me, and make sure that the washing is comparable to the washing requirements of chemical instruments!" Many years later, I still remember the requirements for washing chemical instruments, boy skills and so on, it is really sad!
As Boss Hu, who is well-developed in all subjects, he naturally knows what chemistry knowledge his daughter-in-law refers to. He is surprised that there are so many requirements for a meal. Why has no one reminded him before that it is really necessary to have a foodie daughter-in-law. Remind yourself from time to time, just think about it and be satisfied!
Today is both the weekend and April Fool's Day, so God was finally moved by Boss Hu's deep emotion, and sent many small benefits as holiday gifts. The following is one of the small benefits that made Boss Hu so flattered that he flew up!
Pony continued to lie on the back of the chair, stroking his belly to satisfy the aftertaste!Suddenly remembered something, opened his eyes that were about to close, and stared sideways at his male god... belly!
Boss Hu kept an eye on the pony from the corner of his eye. After being stared at for so long, Boss Hu began to feel secretly. Could it be that the daughter-in-law felt that she was so handsome that she couldn't help but want to pounce on him? !Ever since, Boss Hu put on a perfect side profile for Xiao Ma, so hurry up and get ready for her husband!
Xiao Ma rubbed his hands, swallowed, and was a little wretched.Boss Hu is very nervous and ready to take over his wife at any time.
After 1 minute, Boss Hu was so stared at that his whole body went numb, but he still didn't hear anything from the pony.
Finally, Xiao Ma couldn't bear it any longer, and twitched and whispered his wretched expectation, "Well, Mr. Hu, are you full?"
Boss Hu looked bewildered, bridge bean sack, what kind of topic is this? !But nod!
"Then why isn't your little belly sticking out~" It's cute again, it's shameful to be cute, do you understand!
Boss Hu laughed, so the point is here, because I have abs, abs or something, think about it, it's very tall, okay? !But the black-bellied boss would definitely not say that, but started to play tricks, "It's okay, there is still a little bit, it's probably not obvious, do you want to touch it!" Such an evil topic!
Pony's eyes sparkled, and he rubbed his hands together again. Damn it, he can finally touch the abs he's dreamed of. It's hard to imagine how it feels just by looking at it!
"Is it ok? Then... I won't be polite!" The last sentence was said with a bit of urgency, and he stretched out his claws quickly after speaking, for fear of others going back on his word!
First tentatively pinch it lightly, oh, it really has a contour!Xiao Ma began to imagine the structure of pork in his mind, and then compared it with the feelings of his subordinates, and came to his own conclusions!
Of course, Xiao Ma just wanted to touch his abdominal muscles without any impurities. After all, he didn't realize that he was turning around at this time, so the straight man's thinking was that everyone is a man, why are ink marks shy!
Seeing his daughter-in-law being cautious, Boss Hu turned on the big bad wolf mode again, "Do you want me to lift up my clothes?"
Obviously being molested, but regaining the initiative in a second, and becoming the molesting party, Boss Hu really didn't do it for nothing.
The degree of ambiguity in this sentence is very strong, even Lu Pony, who is not high in EQ, can feel it, his face turns red slightly, then he shakes his head reservedly, and squeezes it meaningfully and flustered, it is indeed very muscular, it must be very chewy!Lu Chihuo still associates Boss Hu with pork and stands up, which really lives up to his foodie nature!
But the problem lies in Lu Xiaoma's panic!If you are embarrassed, you will get dizzy easily, and if you are dizzy, you will lose your head. In addition, Boss Hu is sitting, so he is closer, the consequences are obviously easy to imagine, and it must be unsuitable for children!
Pony didn't realize it, but Boss Hu, the owner of the body, clearly felt it. Emma, she was actually given tofu by her daughter-in-law. Although she didn't realize it, she still ate it, okay? !Very excited, very much want to run around the earth three times!Of course, the consequence of being too excited must be a reaction, Boss Hu is not feeling well!I had no choice but to use the bad excuse of going to the toilet to escape temporarily. Seeing that there is nothing to eat, it is really sad!
Lu Xiaoma didn't doubt that he was there, so he let the male god go.He took out his phone and clicked on Weibo.Snapped a photo of leftovers on the table and clicked to upload!The Weibo party never forgets to show off or something, and it is very hateful!
The system prompts, and there are two replies, one is Fang Xiaoqi and the other is Qianqian.
Sissy looks vicious and accuses her of hatred, but she is actually dating her boyfriend.No matter what the festival is, everyone likes to eat, eat and play with excuses.
Sissy: Yo, yo, eat so much, you could be with some animal!
Pony: Better than eating nothing and being an animal!
Sissy vomited blood, damn it, this kid is good at eloquence, he really deserves a beating, he must be educated with violence.
Sissy: I heard from my honey that Boss Hu specified that he wanted to see you, but his intuition is not good, so please do it yourself!
Xiao Ma rolled his eyes, who are you fooling, the male god is by my side, but the truth must not be revealed, otherwise the female hooligan will gossip, maybe the whole world will know!
Pony: Nose-picking emoji, April Fool's Day, you are fooling around!I don't have time to chat with you, goodbye!
Sissy was completely defeated, and her IQ is actually good. Is it because of the mutation of the dichlorvos gene or something!
Little did he know that the power of the male god was really strong, and the pony with the backing suddenly felt full of strength and very comfortable!
However, Lu Chihuo obviously didn't groan for long, because the simple reply from his good friend Fang Xiaoqi made his back tingle.
Fang Qi: Smiling expression, pony, let's talk tomorrow, I have something to tell you.
Pony: She bared her teeth and smiled innocently.
The reason why Lu Chihuo gets carried away is that he ignores the superb IQ of his best friend. From the table in the photo and the surrounding environment slightly in the mirror, Fang Xiaoqi can guess who it is. Just kidding, he also lives in this mansion Districts and internal structures are all similar, and there is always only one truth!
This kind of guilt feeling of being called by the teacher to see the parents for doing something wrong made Lu Xiaoma slightly uncomfortable. Fortunately, Boss Hu came over, and Lu Chihuo was not born to be a person who likes to entangle himself in one thing for too long, so Forget about it soon!
Let's talk about tomorrow's matter tomorrow, my force value is much higher than that of my delicate best friend, I'm afraid he won't be able to beat me, hum!
Seeing the scene where the daughter-in-law put on her slightly wide apron and was not skilled in the movements but still cleaned it carefully, Boss Hu, who was leaning against the door frame, felt that the scene in front of him was the most beautiful and moving scenery!
After making sure it was cleaned, Lu Xiaoma tried high-tech for the first time under the guidance of Boss Hu, the anti-virus cabinet for tableware and chopsticks. Sure enough, only wealthy families would use this kind of thing.
It stands to reason that the date would be over after this meal, and Boss Hu should send his wife home.But as a black belly evil
Just as he was about to lift things up, a strong hand picked up two bags at once. The muscles hidden under the clothes tightened, and the beautiful and powerful lines could be felt through the clothes.
Wow, worthy of being a male god... Xiao Ma swallowed, and stared at the male god, looking very... stupid!
The cashier aunt was funny, and a polite "welcome again" awakened Pony's reason!
Boss Hu replied with a funny "thank you", and led the silly wife away.I am very satisfied with the effect I have brought, the muscle show is really intentional!
Xiao Ma eagerly ran to Boss Hu's right hand side, "Let me carry it, I have great strength, I can squeeze walnuts with my bare hands!" Well, although I squeezed paper-skinned walnuts!
"No, just treat it as exercise, I can do it!"
"Then...then give me one, one for each of us, I want to exercise too!" The pony swayed to the side, like a fawning puppy.
Boss Hu was amused, and gave him a lighter one.
Pony took it happily, Emma, it's really...heavy!Although the distance to the parking lot is not far, it is definitely a torment for Xiao Ma who pretends to be X and insists on not changing hands.Fuck, the palm of my hand hurts so much from being strangled!What is the hand of the male god made of, so wearable!A touch of envy!
Boss Hu can't stand it anymore. My daughter-in-law doesn't feel sorry for his own hand, but I feel sorry for myself. If I hurt it, it will be difficult to touch it in the future. Evil as always, rascal!Walking to Xiaoma's right hand carrying the bag, Boss Hu stretched out his free left hand, and pulled the bag on one side, forming the shape of two people carrying one side, letting the bag hang in the air, dangling, and making plastic friction from time to time sound!
Xiao Ma glanced at the male god shyly, his eyes met, and he smiled tacitly.In the end, the male god carried most of the weight. My big male god is indeed mighty and domineering, so handsome!
Ignoring the curious or ambiguous gazes of people passing by, the two immersed themselves in their own happy world, shaking the bag tacitly from time to time, and the items rolled in the limited space.Everything is naive and beautiful, destined to be a happy April Fool's Day!
Walking to the side of the car, Boss Hu took the bag from Pony's hand, motioned for his daughter-in-law to take out the car key in his bag to unlock the door, and he put a bunch of goods into the trunk.The movements of the two are very tacit, without any sense of disobedience, as if they wanted to live together for many years.So, the degree of fit is really predestined.
There is always someone who will show up at some point, and inexplicably, it is especially suitable for you.This theorem is also regarded as the motto by many older bachelors, so as to comfort their fragile young hearts hurt by failed blind dates time and time again!Lord, where is my true love, please show up, please get rid of the single, woo woo woo~
Started the car and set off towards the mansion area. Xiao Ma was a little excited. He never thought that he would be able to visit the rich mansion area again in his lifetime.Sitting on the comfortable and spacious leather seat of the big BMW with relaxed limbs, Comrade Xiao Ma looked very decadent. He looked at the rearview mirror from time to time and found that one car after another was being overtaken. He felt a sense of accomplishment. !
Most of the time in the carriage was silent, but it was not embarrassing, but natural, and there was a sense of warmth lingering in it!
"By the way, do you want a shopping card from the supermarket?" Boss Hu said domineeringly, obviously there was a sack of VIP cards waiting to please his wife.
"You have a lot?!" The pony came alive, his eyes sparkled, which means that buying snacks is free!Thinking about it, I couldn't help shaking excitedly, the male god is indeed rich!
Seeing that little expression, Boss Hu curled the corners of his lips. He especially liked the little eyes of his daughter-in-law who adored him more and more!
"I usually have some friendship, reciprocity and so on, and I saved some shopping cards, anyway, I have enough, you can have as much as you want!" The domineering and so on really made the onlookers envious and jealous, saying that we also want one!
Although he wanted it very much, Comrade Lu Xiaoma was very self-aware, he was so lazy, it seemed like a waste to take the shopping card, why not keep it as a favor from the male god!I feel that I am so smart and sensible, and I can't help but praise myself, thinking about things for future men everywhere, and I really have the hidden attributes of a good wife!
"Well...forget it, I'm lazy, I don't like to go to the supermarket very much, it's a waste if I give it to me." Xiao Ma rarely scratched his head shyly.
Emma, the lazy daughter-in-law is cute!Boss Hu was poked at the cute spot again, and he said persuasively, "Then what about your usual snacks?"
"There's Xiaoqi, and Xiaobai." Faintly excited, there are good friends and bosses!After meeting the male god's playful eyes again, I felt embarrassed again. I am so lazy, will I be disgusted by the male god? I am in a hurry!
"But Assistant Fang started to go to work, and Xiaobai is busy with school. I think your snacks will drop sharply in the future. How about..." Boss Hu deliberately paused, and began to say the main point, his eyes were shining like a fox!
The pony showed a curious expression in cooperation, and there seemed to be a big question mark on his forehead, so silly and cute!
"Why don't I take you with me when I go to the supermarket in the future. How about the two of us together? If there is no accident, once a week, how about it?" It can be regarded as a point, and Boss Hu is really far-sighted, and he will never forget to pave the way for the next date!
To be honest, Xiao Ma was inexplicably excited when he heard this proposal. Fuck it, this means that he can see the male god every week in the future. What a blessing this is, a blessing that even the brainless fans can't ask for. Ahhh!However, the remaining rationality told me to be reserved and not to be too hungry!
"Okay, okay... Will it be too much trouble for you?" Lu Xiaoma subconsciously pointed his fingers, holding back...
"Don't bother, don't bother, I'm bored by myself, just take it with me. Or...you don't have time, just forget it if you don't have time, don't force it, I can do it by myself." The emphasis is on "alone" In three words, Boss Hu deliberately used a lonely tone, with a black belly or something, and he really has a deep scheming heart!
"If you're free, then it's a deal, Mr. Hu, you just need to call me and be there on call!" Unable to bear the male god's lonely tone, Xiao Ma hurriedly stated his position, saying a lot in a row, without even punctuating sentences. , the lung capacity really won the true biography of Sissi!
"Okay!" Boss Hu made a victory gesture in his heart, and his daughter-in-law took the bait obediently, and the future is bright!
In just a short while, he has already reached the gate of the community.
With a guilty conscience, Xiao Ma shortened his body, for fear of being hit by a good friend.It stands to reason that I and the male god are aboveboard, there is no need to be as sneaky as an affair, but I just have an unspeakable guilty conscience. After all, I swore not to communicate with each other not long ago, but now I am rushing to post them. This is a stark contrast. Let Xiao Ma have a sense of sight when he slaps his own mouth. Sure enough, he can't talk too much, Xiao Ma regrets it!
It's only because my boss was young and frivolous, and he didn't consider things carefully, which led to the current embarrassing situation. Mistake! Mistake!Lu Chihuo pretended to be old-fashioned and sighed, special... funny!
After discovering his daughter-in-law's tricks, Boss Hu comforted him, "There are four gates in this residential area. I live closer to the north gate, and Ah Sheng lives closer to the east gate. So although we live close, we It’s basically impossible to meet, unless you make an appointment in advance!” The implication is that you don’t need to be nervous.
"That's it!" Xiao Ma hurriedly sat up straight and let out a sigh of relief. The male god was so caring. He showed a smile of gratitude and admiration to Boss Hu with a little admiration. It was very pure and silly, but very cute. The force is close to infinity!It took a lot of perseverance for Boss Hu to hold on!
Xiao Ma stared at the gate and the guard, oh, it is indeed different from the last gate, even the security guard is different, next time you must navigate the north gate, otherwise you will be miserable if you go to the wrong gate, the villa here The appearance is the same, just like a maze, you have to find the right door, and Lu Chi can't hurt you.He didn't notice at all, Boss Hu's eyes with sparks and his knuckles clenched tightly on the steering wheel.
The mansion appeared in front of his eyes, and Xiao Ma once again refreshed his three views. The housing conditions of the rich are luxurious, and the small apartment he rents is simply incomparable, and he is a little envious!I jumped out of the car and ran to the door to look at the number plate. No. 88 is indeed an auspicious number, not bad!Pony Satisfaction Comments!Then he ran back to help the male god carry the bag!
Boss Hu was shocked by his daughter-in-law's stupid behavior, and Xiao Ma hurriedly explained the reason.
Boss Hu smiled knowingly, and his charming level broke the table again, "I will give you the spare key later, with the house number on it, and I can come whenever I want in the future! Remember the last time I proposed to rent your house, it will be valid forever Oh~”
Male god, it's good that you are so cute, your parents know you are so cute!The little horse was obviously shocked, cherish life, stay away from the male god, otherwise the little heart will not be able to bear it, ying ying ~
He followed the male god up the steps in a daze. The glass door outside was sensor-sensitive, and the big copper door inside was a fingerprint code lock. Comrade Xiao Ma once again expressed his deep praise for the high technology!The fingerprint code lock is used to reflect the difference of identity. Thinking that the elevator used by the president of the CBD building is also a fingerprint lock, Xiao Ma feels a little heartbroken, so envious!
"Xiaoyao, stretch out your finger!" Boss Hu called back the distracted pony.
"Ah? Which finger? This one?" Xiao Ma habitually stretched out his right middle finger. He was used to being rough and rough, so he didn't pay attention!
Boss Hu was amused, grabbed his daughter-in-law's naughty soft fingers, and pressed them on the combination lock.
Xiao Ma was puzzled, and moved subconsciously. The male god's hand was very warm and itchy.
"Hey, don't move!" Boss Hu lightly pressed his daughter-in-law's finger that was one size smaller than his own, rubbed the pony's round pink nails teasingly, followed the system prompts to enter a new confirmation fingerprint!
Viewed from a certain angle from the back, it looks like Boss Hu hugging the pony in front of him, his tall and straight figure completely hugging the pony's body, with two big bags lying on the side, creating a layer of ambiguity for no reason!The cutest height difference is really uncontrollable!
After 3 minutes, Boss Hu reluctantly let go of his daughter-in-law's finger, "Okay! You can just enter your fingerprint if you want to come in the future!"
Fuck, once he joined the ranks of local tyrants or something, Xiao Ma was flattered, and he finally had a day when he could use the fingerprint combination lock. Thinking about it, he couldn't help but shed bitter tears!
Stepping into the mansion, it really is as clean as imagined. It must be cleaned by the cleaning lady on a regular basis. It can't be compared with my own kennel!
"Mr. Hu, do you have a cleaning lady here with a sweeper? Then how does she get in?"
"There's a little door on the side of the garage, and she came in through that."
"Oh~~ that's it!"
Hu boss went to the inner room to change his home clothes, and the pony followed aimlessly, like a little tail.
Unbuttoning his jacket while turning his head, Boss Hu raised the corners of his lips charmingly, "I want to change, are you sure you want to see it, huh?"
The pony came back to his senses, his cheeky skin began to turn red, and he hurried away.
Boss Hu grabbed him, "Just kidding, I only take off my coat. There is heating at home, would you like to take off your coat, or let me help you?" Stretching out its claws viciously, the pony jumped away again, and its red hair became more and more red. !
Don't forget to tease your wife at any time, Boss Hu really has a bad taste!
Boss Hu kept smiling, put on a dark brown jumper, and changed into a big brother next door or something in a second, pretending to be tender or something, he really is the ever-changing Hu male god!
Pony hangs up his coat and only wears a fleece plaid shirt. The whole person is cute~
Boss Hu settled down, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to sort out the goods he just bought.
Xiao Ma cooled his face with his hands, and he followed him out with his slippers on. He was also very happy to help the male god.
Open the big refrigerator, there are still a lot of food in it, and it looks like imported food, full of foreign languages from various countries, Xiao Ma's eyes were blinded!I'm so envious, there are so many delicious foods, I swallowed lightly.I don't know if Xiao Ma's saliva is too loud, or if the two of them have a good understanding, Hu Zecheng is very cooperative and looks up at the gluttonous wife.
"The above snacks were all given by Pei Zheng yesterday. He went abroad to buy goods. He bought a lot of these snacks. They were originally intended for you, and you took them back. Let me know which one you think is delicious, and I will get it again. !"
Xiao Ma's eyes are shining, the male god is really a caring little cotton trousers, he knows my heart well.
Rubbing his paws, Xiao Ma pretended to be reserved, "That's so embarrassing." He said so, but there was no embarrassment at all on his hands. He stretched out his greedy paws, and looked here and there, because he was learning programming. , the English level is still acceptable, so I can roughly understand some snacks, I am indeed a qualified foodie, Lu Xiaoma praises himself!
Hahaha, you are all mine, come home with me, my dears!
"You're welcome! Food is what Pei Zheng lacks most. I'm not very interested in these, so you can take whatever you want!" Boss Pei in the distance was furious, saying that you want so much if you're not interested, obviously you snatched it yourself It was given by me, just like Feng Sheng, a complete bandit, if you don’t pay for it, you can’t do it for nothing!Emphasizing color over friends, forgetting righteousness when you see beauty, hum!
After shopping in the supermarket, Xiao Ma's stomach was a bit empty, so he picked out a bag of cheese fries, and he didn't even bother to wash his hands, so he ate it directly.
Hu Zecheng smiled fondly and continued to tidy up.From time to time, he stared eagerly at the French fries in his daughter-in-law's hand. Xiaoma understood and handed over the bag. Boss Hu looked evilly at his busy hands in the plastic bag. Xiaoma blushed and took out one to feed the male god At the edge of his mouth, Boss Hu opened his mouth in satisfaction and swallowed it in one gulp. His lips once again viciously touched his daughter-in-law's fingertips covered in crumbs and seasonings. Well...a cheese-flavored daughter-in-law, not bad!
Once there is a second time, until Xiaoma got used to it, one for himself, one for the male god, and so on.After all, the male god is very tired of tidying up things, so he must be sensible and replenish energy for the male god, Lu Chihuo thought so.
It was already ten o'clock in the morning after tidying things up. Boss Hu took Xiao Ma to visit the villa, selling his own house from time to time, and really wanted to abduct his daughter-in-law and start living together as a husband and wife!
Looking at Xiao Ma's heartbeat, he planned to go back and follow his thoughts carefully before deciding whether to live in or not!When he saw the legendary gym, Xiao Ma finally touched the truth. He looked at the male god who could still show a perfect figure in a sweater, and then touched his chubby belly. It turned out that the abdominal muscles were not eaten Yes, the key is here!
Although I know that I am a little far away from the road of abdominal muscles, Xiao Ma still does not plan to exercise and train muscles. You will not understand the world of lazy people!Lu Chihuo can really think about letting himself be decadent or something!
Just kidding, that's the perfect male god, okay? !It would be nice for a male god to have abdominal muscles, but it would be boring if I had them, wouldn't I?Xiao Ma explained to the crowd in this way, everyone was speechless!
When it's time to cook, Boss Hu left his wife to play casually, while he virtuously went straight to the kitchen and put on a brown plaid apron. Sure enough, it's ever-changing, it's so handsome!Mrs. Boss must be very happy in the future, slightly jealous!
At this time, Lu Xiaoma sincerely hopes that he will be the future Mrs. Boss, and be raised by a male god. Thinking about it, he is very happy, okay? !However, no matter how thick-skinned he should be, he still has self-knowledge. How could he be so lucky, and he was slightly disappointed!
Realizing that he was thinking wrong, Xiao Ma angrily grabbed a handful of French fries and stuffed them into his mouth, then turned his attention to the delicious food, and he felt refreshed!
After wandering around the rivers and lakes for so long, Xiao Ma has all the self-consciousness and accomplishments that he should have. No matter how much the male god trusts himself, this is his territory after all. It is always wrong to wander around without knowing his identity, so Obediently shaking in the yard.There is a window in the kitchen facing the backyard, and the window is pasted with frosted paper. From the outside, Xiao Ma sees the vague outline of the male god who is busy washing and chopping vegetables, and his heart softens instantly.
After patting the crumbs on his hands, Xiao Ma entered the room, opened the refrigerator door, took out the Yakult he just bought, and took two bottles.Handing one bottle to the male god, he held the other bottle, just kidding, this is a good thing and must be treated well!
Looking at the small bottle of drink with a funny shape, Boss Hu instantly felt childish. You must know that your drink is coffee, beer, and red wine. No matter how bad it is, it must be imported pure milk. It seems that children drink similar to AD calcium milk. The thing really suits me!
Seeing the male god's doubts, Xiao Ma curled his lips in dissatisfaction. What kind of expression is this? It costs nearly two yuan a bottle, okay, I have to give the male god some science, so he cleared his throat, and the foodie old prince began to preach, "You can Don’t underestimate him, most people can’t afford to drink it. The point is that this stuff must be drunk before meals, it tastes sour and sweet, and it’s good for digestion~” What Xiao Ma said was the same as the advertisement, and he has a very good reputation for promoting Amway point!
Xiao Ma may not know his expression when he talks about eating, in the eyes of outsiders, it may be called stupid, but in the eyes of his lover Hu Boss, he is stupid and cute, and he really wants to fall down!
Seeing his daughter-in-law's focused face, Boss Hu cooperated with surprise, but was shy and innocent, "It's really not cheap for such a small one!" In fact, Boss Hu didn't mean to be perfunctory. He earns hard, usually saves if he can, and doesn't waste money, so Boss Hu's personal quality is definitely worthy of the standard of a male god!
Xiao Ma nodded quickly, and demonstrated by himself to open it and drink it, taking small sips, not wanting to waste the residual liquid. He raised his head and opened his mouth wide, licking the liquid hanging from the mouth of the bottle with his tongue, very hungry and thirsty!
Boss Hu swallowed, staring at his daughter-in-law can be said to be a funny and wretched action, but his attention is not on the whole shape, but on the tip of Comrade Xiao Ma's tongue that comes in and out. Boss Hu is instantly hungry, so jealous of the bottle Yakult, my daughter-in-law's tongue must be soft and slippery, and the taste is very good!
Feeling that he was about to lose control, Boss Hu cruelly turned his head away and downed the drink in one gulp, without even tasting the taste carefully!
When Xiao Ma saw it, his spirit of foodie was once again carried forward, "It's better to drink it in small sips, it's boring to drink it in one gulp!"
"Okay, pay attention next time." The voice trembled with patience unconsciously. It was really not easy, and it was hard work!
The cooking activity is going on again, Xiao Ma rolls up his sleeves, washes his paws, and starts to help!Just kidding, although I am not good at cooking... well, I should say that I have no cooking skills at all, but... such low-level tasks as washing vegetables, cutting vegetables and serving dishes can still be done, okay? !
Looking at the white and soft half of his daughter-in-law's arm, and looking at the unskilled movements, Boss Hu felt cute and funny mixed with happiness and softness. In short, the emotions were complicated, but they were all positive emotions!
The two cooperated and chatted from time to time, and the mundane work of cooking became alive.
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☆, male god, hello!
As expected, Boss Hu did not brag, and the craftsmanship of this stir-frying was indeed not covered.Of course, the black-bellied boss will not admit that he deliberately showed off in front of his wife!
Lu Xiaoma opened his mouth, looking at the superb level of his male god, his mouth was wide open, and his eyes scanned the male god from top to bottom in disbelief, this, this, this... is too ridiculous, it can even catch up with a good wife Good friends are small, no, they are completely better than good friends!
The male god is indeed a male god, "Fuck! Mr. Hu, you are too good!!" I couldn't help bursting out the vulgar mantra.
Boss Hu smiled and said nothing, and added madly in his heart, if you are amazing, marry me if you are amazing, I will support you!
Three dishes and one soup are more than enough for two people.
Looking at the steaming food on the table, Xiao Ma bit the tip of his chopsticks and swallowed.The male god is washing his hands, he must wait for the male god to eat together, he must hold back! !Properly test the willpower of foodies!
Kung Pao chicken, fish with pickled cabbage, stir-fried lettuce and seaweed shrimp egg soup, simple home-cooked dishes exude a tempting ultimate taste!The male god's craftsmanship is really nothing to say, this dish is not oily or greasy, not salty or bland, and the color, fragrance and taste are really perfect. As a professional foodie, Lu Xiaoma silently commented and rated the male god!
Finally, when Lu Chihuai's saliva was about to dry up, Boss Hu appeared, and he had to clean up when eating with his wife, and there must be no smell of oily smoke or anything like that!
Seeing his daughter-in-law who is like seeing God, the excitement flashed in those watery eyes, Boss Hu is funny, why is it so painful, finally couldn't hold back his impulse, reached out and touched his daughter-in-law's hair The soft forehead, just like petting your own pet, "Why don't you eat first, you're starving."
The hungry pony didn't have the extra IQ to think about the deep meaning of this action, all he thought about was, Emma, male god, you're here, why are you so handsome after a meal.There are delicious food to eat, and handsome pots to watch, so happy that I have no friends!
Boss Hu gently picked up a large piece of fish without thorns and gave it to the pony, "This is one of my mother's best skills. I learned the best because of it. You are an expert. Please comment on how I did. Welcome to give me your advice!"
God, you are so humble and handsome, do you know that? !Xiao Ma took a bite of the fat fish, smashed his mouth professionally, and gave a thumbs up. It was a great time!
Boss Hu laughed, the person who catches his wife has to grab his wife's stomach, he has won the first step, hahaha, laughing wildly on his hips, I am very glad that I have a virtuous mother and a strong one IQ!
"Eat more if you like it. And... you really don't want to consider renting my house? I have food every day~" He is always careful about the temptation and never forgets to set things up. Boss Hu is really deliberate!
As soon as he came across something to eat, Pony's willpower suddenly loosened most of it, with fish in his mouth, his words were blurred, "I will definitely think about it when I go back, and I will give you an answer within three days!"
Others begged to take care of you, and you still put on a show, and you were really drunk. The onlookers were jealous and accused one after another!
As a courtesy, Xiao Ma dug a lot of chicken with a spoon and gave it to Hu Boss, plus a large piece of vegetables, and taught him while eating, "You must eat slowly, chewing slowly is good for the stomach, and you have to mix meat and vegetables to be healthy." !" Foodie Collection is very well mastered, and it looks like it has been studied with great concentration.
Boss Hu showed signs of being taught and slowed down as much as possible.The big bosses eat very fast, so they have stomach problems to some extent, and now they suddenly slow down, which is somewhat unaccustomed.So, to save money to raise a wife or something, the bosses are very hardworking!
Lu Xiaoma is not picky eaters at all, big fish and meat, small ginger sauerkraut crumbs, the principles of diligence and frugality are very thorough, and a certificate of ten best young people should be handed out. Of course, the truth is that Boss Hu's craftsmanship is too good, Can't bear to waste it at all!
After finishing the last bowl of seaweed soup, Xiao Ma put down the bowl contentedly, touched his round belly, and let out a sigh of relief by leaning on the back of the chair, very happy!It stands to reason that there should be a ecstasy and fullness as the ending, but the male god is here, so he has to hold back, so he changed to booing!
Boss Hu put down his chopsticks a long time ago, and watched his daughter-in-law eating happily. The sense of accomplishment is beyond words, and he is happier than receiving the next big order!Normally, a meal must be finished in 10 minutes, but now after eating for nearly half an hour, Boss Hu is not impatient at all. Instead, he feels that eating with his daughter-in-law is enjoyable no matter how long it is, just like old wine, the longer it tastes, the better it tastes!
"You're full, huh?" The end of the spoiled voice was speechless.
Nodding frantically, I didn't even have the strength to speak, because I was really supportive!Completely disregarding his weight, Lu Chihuai is really decadent!Ever since I got married since I was a child, I haven't eaten so comfortably for a long time, I must eat more to make up for it, and you are completely welcome to my male god!
Seeing his daughter-in-law's belly protruding obviously, Boss Hu was poked at the cute spot again. Although his hands were itchy and he wanted to touch it, but the belly was too close to a certain place, and if he couldn't control it, he would be playing hooligans , in order not to scare his wife, Hu boss had no choice but to hold back!
As expected, I am the legendary Liu Xiahui, and I am very worthy of immortality!Cangsang sighed, got up and cleared the dishes to divert attention, it was so miserable that he had no friends!
Lu Xiaoma quickly pushed the male god down on the seat, Boss Hu was thrown so easily without paying attention!Could it be that Xiao Ma was very moved after eating too much, and planned to throw down his male god, so he just promised him with his body?That must not be it!
Comrade Xiao Ma just found out with pure conscience that since he ate other people's food, he must make some contributions, right?It's okay to wash a bowl or something!
"You have to sit for a while after a meal, otherwise it's not good for digestion. Also, leave the cleaning to me, and make sure that the washing is comparable to the washing requirements of chemical instruments!" Many years later, I still remember the requirements for washing chemical instruments, boy skills and so on, it is really sad!
As Boss Hu, who is well-developed in all subjects, he naturally knows what chemistry knowledge his daughter-in-law refers to. He is surprised that there are so many requirements for a meal. Why has no one reminded him before that it is really necessary to have a foodie daughter-in-law. Remind yourself from time to time, just think about it and be satisfied!
Today is both the weekend and April Fool's Day, so God was finally moved by Boss Hu's deep emotion, and sent many small benefits as holiday gifts. The following is one of the small benefits that made Boss Hu so flattered that he flew up!
Pony continued to lie on the back of the chair, stroking his belly to satisfy the aftertaste!Suddenly remembered something, opened his eyes that were about to close, and stared sideways at his male god... belly!
Boss Hu kept an eye on the pony from the corner of his eye. After being stared at for so long, Boss Hu began to feel secretly. Could it be that the daughter-in-law felt that she was so handsome that she couldn't help but want to pounce on him? !Ever since, Boss Hu put on a perfect side profile for Xiao Ma, so hurry up and get ready for her husband!
Xiao Ma rubbed his hands, swallowed, and was a little wretched.Boss Hu is very nervous and ready to take over his wife at any time.
After 1 minute, Boss Hu was so stared at that his whole body went numb, but he still didn't hear anything from the pony.
Finally, Xiao Ma couldn't bear it any longer, and twitched and whispered his wretched expectation, "Well, Mr. Hu, are you full?"
Boss Hu looked bewildered, bridge bean sack, what kind of topic is this? !But nod!
"Then why isn't your little belly sticking out~" It's cute again, it's shameful to be cute, do you understand!
Boss Hu laughed, so the point is here, because I have abs, abs or something, think about it, it's very tall, okay? !But the black-bellied boss would definitely not say that, but started to play tricks, "It's okay, there is still a little bit, it's probably not obvious, do you want to touch it!" Such an evil topic!
Pony's eyes sparkled, and he rubbed his hands together again. Damn it, he can finally touch the abs he's dreamed of. It's hard to imagine how it feels just by looking at it!
"Is it ok? Then... I won't be polite!" The last sentence was said with a bit of urgency, and he stretched out his claws quickly after speaking, for fear of others going back on his word!
First tentatively pinch it lightly, oh, it really has a contour!Xiao Ma began to imagine the structure of pork in his mind, and then compared it with the feelings of his subordinates, and came to his own conclusions!
Of course, Xiao Ma just wanted to touch his abdominal muscles without any impurities. After all, he didn't realize that he was turning around at this time, so the straight man's thinking was that everyone is a man, why are ink marks shy!
Seeing his daughter-in-law being cautious, Boss Hu turned on the big bad wolf mode again, "Do you want me to lift up my clothes?"
Obviously being molested, but regaining the initiative in a second, and becoming the molesting party, Boss Hu really didn't do it for nothing.
The degree of ambiguity in this sentence is very strong, even Lu Pony, who is not high in EQ, can feel it, his face turns red slightly, then he shakes his head reservedly, and squeezes it meaningfully and flustered, it is indeed very muscular, it must be very chewy!Lu Chihuo still associates Boss Hu with pork and stands up, which really lives up to his foodie nature!
But the problem lies in Lu Xiaoma's panic!If you are embarrassed, you will get dizzy easily, and if you are dizzy, you will lose your head. In addition, Boss Hu is sitting, so he is closer, the consequences are obviously easy to imagine, and it must be unsuitable for children!
Pony didn't realize it, but Boss Hu, the owner of the body, clearly felt it. Emma, she was actually given tofu by her daughter-in-law. Although she didn't realize it, she still ate it, okay? !Very excited, very much want to run around the earth three times!Of course, the consequence of being too excited must be a reaction, Boss Hu is not feeling well!I had no choice but to use the bad excuse of going to the toilet to escape temporarily. Seeing that there is nothing to eat, it is really sad!
Lu Xiaoma didn't doubt that he was there, so he let the male god go.He took out his phone and clicked on Weibo.Snapped a photo of leftovers on the table and clicked to upload!The Weibo party never forgets to show off or something, and it is very hateful!
The system prompts, and there are two replies, one is Fang Xiaoqi and the other is Qianqian.
Sissy looks vicious and accuses her of hatred, but she is actually dating her boyfriend.No matter what the festival is, everyone likes to eat, eat and play with excuses.
Sissy: Yo, yo, eat so much, you could be with some animal!
Pony: Better than eating nothing and being an animal!
Sissy vomited blood, damn it, this kid is good at eloquence, he really deserves a beating, he must be educated with violence.
Sissy: I heard from my honey that Boss Hu specified that he wanted to see you, but his intuition is not good, so please do it yourself!
Xiao Ma rolled his eyes, who are you fooling, the male god is by my side, but the truth must not be revealed, otherwise the female hooligan will gossip, maybe the whole world will know!
Pony: Nose-picking emoji, April Fool's Day, you are fooling around!I don't have time to chat with you, goodbye!
Sissy was completely defeated, and her IQ is actually good. Is it because of the mutation of the dichlorvos gene or something!
Little did he know that the power of the male god was really strong, and the pony with the backing suddenly felt full of strength and very comfortable!
However, Lu Chihuo obviously didn't groan for long, because the simple reply from his good friend Fang Xiaoqi made his back tingle.
Fang Qi: Smiling expression, pony, let's talk tomorrow, I have something to tell you.
Pony: She bared her teeth and smiled innocently.
The reason why Lu Chihuo gets carried away is that he ignores the superb IQ of his best friend. From the table in the photo and the surrounding environment slightly in the mirror, Fang Xiaoqi can guess who it is. Just kidding, he also lives in this mansion Districts and internal structures are all similar, and there is always only one truth!
This kind of guilt feeling of being called by the teacher to see the parents for doing something wrong made Lu Xiaoma slightly uncomfortable. Fortunately, Boss Hu came over, and Lu Chihuo was not born to be a person who likes to entangle himself in one thing for too long, so Forget about it soon!
Let's talk about tomorrow's matter tomorrow, my force value is much higher than that of my delicate best friend, I'm afraid he won't be able to beat me, hum!
Seeing the scene where the daughter-in-law put on her slightly wide apron and was not skilled in the movements but still cleaned it carefully, Boss Hu, who was leaning against the door frame, felt that the scene in front of him was the most beautiful and moving scenery!
After making sure it was cleaned, Lu Xiaoma tried high-tech for the first time under the guidance of Boss Hu, the anti-virus cabinet for tableware and chopsticks. Sure enough, only wealthy families would use this kind of thing.
It stands to reason that the date would be over after this meal, and Boss Hu should send his wife home.But as a black belly evil
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