What is the experience of being chased by a boss?
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With my dad as a big backer, I have to apply once every two weeks in the future to see what my dad can do to me, hehe!
Leaning on my father's back to enjoy the cool, it's so refreshing that I have no friends!
"Why, is it that this backing doesn't work and can't hold down Mr. Feng?" The same oily daughter-in-law said the words of her mother, feeling a little domineering.
However, Boss Feng, who is the head of strict wife management, must not dare to disobey, and obediently shook his head, "Don't dare, you can say whatever you want, and you don't dare to disobey at all!"
Boss Feng stretched out his hand to bypass the untouched Coke, and replaced it with Fang Xiaoqi's drink, and everyone knew the evil taste in it.What about picking up morals? !The onlookers are dissatisfied again!
A family of three enjoys themselves in harmony, owning each other means owning the whole world.
And the oppression and discomfort caused by the appearance of the scumbag also gradually dissipated. With the two people I love the most by my side, all troubles are as small as dust, so I don’t need to worry about adding trouble to myself!
Ever since a good friend gave himself a thorough chicken soup for the soul, Lu Chihuo’s focus in the past two days, apart from his favorite eating, sleeping and playing games, is to think about his future, of course, there is a future with a male god, a little shy !
As an intelligent young man with a long reflex arc, Lu Chihuo has already been able to confirm his feelings for the male god.The five-year life of a black fan has turned from admiration to resentment, and finally from resentment to a more intense love. The catalyst for this is naturally Boss Hu. If it weren't for Boss Hu's initiative to attack and use his superb cooking skills And the charm of hooking up with the daughter-in-law is perfect and there are no dead ends. It may take a long time to break the pony back to the detour!
I am really grateful to the party and the country, and to my parents for giving me such a high IQ. Boss Hu is very pleased!
At noon this day, after Lu Xiaoma imagined a perfect and harmonious future in the office, he was going home to eat and take a nap!As soon as she stepped out of the office, she received looks from all the straight men asking for help!
Undoubtedly, there must be only one female hooligan who troubled all the straight men and made them dare not speak out, and that was Comrade Sissi!
At this time, Sissy was plugging in her earphones, looking intently at the screen of the big Samsung, the smile on the corner of her mouth made people shudder, and she let out a weird laugh from time to time, and said something like "Emma, you have blood on your face" from time to time. , really domineering and side leaking, so small 1, soft and cute, shy and beautiful, 0, my sister likes it" "hahaha..."
Lu Xiaoma couldn't bear to watch it anymore. The phone screen was full of bullet screens from station B. The pony's eyes were dazzled. The key was that he had been standing by the side for so long, but Sissy didn't notice it. If you don't take this boss seriously, you must establish the majesty of this big boss!
Taking off Sissy's earphones, Lu Xiaoma imitated his male god and put on a serious and lofty expression, "Pay attention to the impact of working in the office, this month's bonus will be deducted 1000!" Damn it decides people's fate, it feels really refreshing!
All the straight men nodded in agreement, well said boss!But what kind of trendy expression is this, it looks a little... stupid!
Sissy glanced domineeringly, and all the straight men immediately turned into well-behaved little sheep, so it's none of our business, we didn't say anything, just keep watching, hahaha.It's just useless, and your morals are broken!We are all so afraid of the queen or something, and want to save our lives and marry a wife, so we must not dare to resist!
Satisfied, Sissy withdrew her glance, and began to deal with Lu Xiaoma with all her heart, "Why! It's lunch break!" If it was normal that the boss said that the bonus would be deducted, Sissy would have to step on the table with her hips on her hips to fight him desperately, But today is different, in addition to a slight dissatisfaction, there is more of a playful expression, which makes Lu Xiaoma a little flustered, and the hairs on his back stand on end.
When Xiao Ma thought he was straight before, he couldn't stand the fighting power of the rotten girl, but now that he knew he was bent, he was even more guilty and couldn't stand it anymore!However, as the real wife of the male god in the future, she must not embarrass him, and she must be the boss!
"What's wrong with the lunch break? This is a public place after all. Pay attention to the impact, understand? If this is in Singapore, be careful and go to the police station, and you will be fined 1000."
All the straight men applauded frantically, what Xiao Ma said is good!
"Okay, okay! Sister, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll reward you with something nice. I'll look back and think about whether to deduct my bonus. I'll send you the link on WeChat, and I'll remember it when I look back!"
Xiao Ma's intuition is not a good thing, maybe after watching it, he will have the urge to poke his eyes, "I don't want to watch it, you can keep it for yourself." For some reason, Xiao Ma thinks of impure things, That is one of the must-have evil items for rotten girls, calcium tablets!
Sissi's insight in corruption is quite strong, and she joked jokingly, "Don't worry, it's just a funny and loving sitcom, you will like it. Don't kneel down to thank sister later, sister can be accepted Sorry!"
Xiao Ma pouted, "Okay, then I'll see if it's worth your 1000 yuan."
As soon as he walked out of the gate, the WeChat notification sound on his mobile phone was sent by Qianxi. Xiao Ma glanced at it and was aroused with curiosity. He planned to watch it while eating, hoping that he wouldn't spit out the food!
All the straight men were also aroused by their curiosity, stretching their necks to flatter them, saying that it is a good thing, and we want to see it too!
"It's nothing, you straight men are not suitable, what should you do, I'm going to rest." After sending away the eagerly awaiting straight men, Sissy continued to plug in her earphones and go to convulse!
All the straight men slandered, laughed like this, be careful to attract 120, hum!
As a loyal CP fan who is keen to match her own pony and Boss Hu, Sissy is also heartbroken, but that pony doesn't know who she is, she is really sad. Fortunately, Boss Hu is generous, and she really didn't let herself down!
Boss Hu knew that Fang Xiaoqi had enlightened his future daughter-in-law, but he didn't pierce through a layer of window paper. Boss Hu was very grateful. Everyone helped so much. How could he let the onlookers down with his evil and crazy self? !Pretending to be ignorant of the truth, he texts and interacts with his daughter-in-law every day, but he feels that his daughter-in-law is avoiding him, and pony cleverly rejects his tentative appointment to meet him, so Boss Hu panicked. Fang Xiaoqi's estimate was wrong. After clearing her mind, the daughter-in-law found that she didn't like herself, so she planned to kick herself. Boss Hu clutched his heart, and was almost tortured by his own assumptions to have a heart attack.
In the matter of dealing with feelings, the bosses of Chunqing and Boss have thrown aside their calm analysis and domineering methods, leaving only pure sincerity, without self-confidence, and thinking of the worst in everything, what a pity!Brainless fans feel distressed, wanting to put their male god into their arms, and warm him up with all their love, chirping~~
As a dedicated and good vice president, Wang Liang smelled the negativity of his own boss. While he was surprised to discover the new world, he also fully utilized the strengths of being a good gay friend who is loyal enough to find a senior rotten girl's future wife for advice!It seems that my boss is really affectionate, tsk tsk tsk, it really is going to rain red, my boss is getting married!
Ever since, Sissy rubbed her hands enthusiastically, her eyes glowed green, she said that it would be no problem to leave everything to me!
So there was this scene where Sissy gave Lu Pony Amway Youai a H radio drama. I hope that when Comrade Xiaoma hears the disharmonious voice, the rice grains will not spray out from the nostrils, Amen!
However, the truth is similar to what Sissy predicted. When Pony was holding the rice bowl and was about to enjoy the food happily, he clicked on the link and jumped out of the video at station B. Rolling eyes, I knew that Sissy's hooligan would not see anything good.
If it were Comrade Xiao Ma before, he must have cursed and pressed the close button in the upper right corner, but now it is different. As a new member who joined the small 0 world, it is always good to know more common sense, so let’s start with the radio drama. After all, will it be too heavy to take calcium supplements from the beginning? !Comrade Xiao Ma is rare to be witty, he is simply far-sighted!
During this period of thinking, Comrade Xiao Ma has a general understanding of the positioning of various small 0s. There are soft and cute types like good friends, sick and weak types, queen types, and tsundere types, etc. There are simply a variety of types , Lu Xiaoma was startled, the culture of rotten girls is indeed extensive and profound, blinding my boss's titanium alloy electronic eyes!
In the end, Comrade Xiao Ma found a perfect position for himself. The Tsundere Queen is invincible, powerful, and thunderbolt 0. Thinking about it, she is very powerful. She is so comprehensive that she has no friends!
The onlookers all despised you, adding more modifiers can't cover up the fact that you are always 0, swearing, picking your nose.
Back to the main point, listening to the cheerful background music and the voice of the CV, Lu Xiaoma grinned, with rice grains in his mouth, he was so stupid, so stupid, it was the first time that he felt that radio dramas were really a good thing, and sure enough I have to raise Sissy's wages by one yuan, and Xiao Ma's boss's dignity and integrity suddenly drop to the ground!
Xiao 1's CV voice is deep and magnetic, very much like Hu Nanshen, so Comrade Lu Xiaoma actually forgot to eat, and started to imagine himself and Hu Nanshen.Hearing the important part, the rice grains in the pony's mouth were successfully ejected, not because of Xiao 0's bone-destroying [beep——] sound, but because of Xiao 1's sexy [beep——] sound.Everyone is Xiao 0, Xiao Ma will only praise when he hears it, he has good acting skills, he has a strong sense of joy, and he has rich experience at first glance!And the little 1 in the brain is Hu Nanshen, so when he heard the sexy voice in the play that he had never heard before, Comrade Xiao Ma realized that he had an impure reaction, and he was so ashamed that he wanted to cry!
It seems that my integrity is really gone, that female hooligan Sissi is waiting for me here!Xiao Ma buried his head and spurned his moral integrity, but he didn't intend to pick up the lost moral integrity.
After 3 minutes, he raised his head, his eyes were firm, and looked into the distance. Lu Xiaoma finally made a decision without hesitation. He wanted to listen to his friends, follow his own heart, and confess his love to the male god. He had to try everything in the end. I know it later, make a fist!What's more, this boss has a strong aura, killing a group of passers-by in seconds, no problem!Confidence exploded in an instant, approaching the Milky Way!
God!I am coming! !
The onlookers burst into tears, my mother, it can be considered that a decision has been made, we waited so hard and anxiously!It was heartbreaking to just tie him up and send him to the male god!
However, the plan always fails to keep up with the changes. Just when Xiao Ma planned to have a date with the male god this Friday night, and open his heart by the way to show that the couple is in harmony with each other, a cheating thing happened...
☆、Mysterious courier
On Wednesday morning, the courier boy ran up to deliver an important courier.Everyone is used to it, and Queen Sissi's addiction to online shopping is probably on the rise again. She buys things every now and then.
Qianqian was puzzled, and looked at the courier brother in a daze, "Sister, you haven't bought a courier recently?" Suddenly her eyes lit up, as if she had been beaten, "Could it be that there is a man who has a crush on someone and gave him a gift box?" A small gift to show love, ying ying ying~~ so excited!"
Everyone, including the courier boy, has black lines all over his head, where does the queen get her confidence?What about picking up the dropped morals? !What about the agreement to watch less romantic Korean dramas? !Simply!
As an aspiring young man who wants to win the title of "Best Courier" of the courier company this year, the courier brother endured the twitching impulse, still wearing a professional, friendly and friendly smile, and explained nonsense, "Long time no see, congratulations!" The lady is really getting brighter."
All straight men are evil, this ability to tell lies, we are willing to bow down, and we will definitely give you ten stars in the future, I wish you a helping hand!
Qianqian shyly stroked her hair, what she said was really good, even my sister felt slightly embarrassed.
"However... the courier today is really not for you, but for Mr. Lu. I don't know if Mr. Lu is here. He needs to sign for it in person. If he is not there, I will come back in the afternoon." The courier brother began to tell the truth.
Everyone with their ears straightened up was surprised, hey, Xiao Ma never shopped online, not even Alipay.After seeing Sissy's narcissistic attitude just now, everyone couldn't help thinking about that, could it be that someone had a crush on Xiao Ma and gave Xiao Ma a small gift of love.No wonder you have to sign for it yourself, it must be very expensive, maybe it's an engagement ring!Emma, the romance is so sour!Comparable to Unified Old Tan!
All the straight men have been single and hungry for too long, and they can't stop thinking about it!
As for who gave it to him, everyone including Qianqian was automatically replaced by the infatuated president, Boss Hu. This mass base is so strong that he has no friends. No wonder he was able to hook up with his future wife so quickly!
Of course, the truth of the matter is not Boss Hu!Boss Hu, as a high-level boss with very little love history and a clean self, has not yet activated other functions to please his daughter-in-law besides coaxing.This has both advantages and disadvantages. The advantage is that the boss is dedicated and careless, and he will always treat him wholeheartedly if he has given his heart. The disadvantage is that he lacks romantic cells, and there are fewer little fun and surprises.
At this point, all the bosses must get together, find someone to take a small class on romance creation, and popularize science on the necessary seasonings for a harmonious life.Only by sharing and discussing things from time to time can you hold your wife firmly, right?
The courier boy looked at the people who had their ears pricked up just now with great interest, but now they were all in a trance and their eyes were blurred. Is this... bewitched? !Emma, my little heart can't take it!
At the critical moment, the person involved and male pig-footed Lu Xiaoma landed from the door and rescued the courier brother who was about to run away.
The courier brother was as excited as seeing an angel, and he was so excited that he almost knelt down. Ancestor, you are here. Hurry up and call 120 to save your employees.
Xiao Ma is flattered, these days the courier boys are so conscientious, so... Enthusiastic?
"What's the matter, Sissy didn't sign the courier?"
"No no, this is a courier for you. Please sign for it. I still have a lot of work waiting to be delivered!"It's not easy to drive an eMule to deliver express and save money to marry a wife or something!
"Mine?" Pony was also shocked at this moment, how could a creature like the courier, which was covered in layers and peeled off layer by layer, appear in his field of vision.But curiosity is curiosity, Xiao Ma still signed for it, and expressed his warm thanks to the courier brother, and promised to give him a ten-star praise in return. It is simply polite and reasonable, and Mrs. Boss has a good demeanor!
The crowd suddenly came back to their senses, and Jiongjiong was full of spirit and spirit, staring at the box in Lu Xiaoma's hand with ambiguous and meaningful eyes.Lu Xiaoma's back was numb from being stared at, and he subconsciously hid the box behind him!
"What's hiding, what's there to hide, quickly take it apart and see what it is? Hurry up!" Cici rubbed her hands anxiously, wanting to do it herself.My old lady has experience in dismantling this, and I can't help but want to help you!
All the straight men are waiting to be fed, eagerly looking forward to their bright eyes, yes, yes, quick release, quick release, we also want to see what it is, and by the way, learn Boss Hu's little tricks for chasing wives, so that it will be easier to marry a wife in the future. Plan ahead!Hu Nanshen has become the ultimate benchmark in everyone's mind!
Xiao Ma raised his hand to compromise, first glanced at the sender, hey, strange company address, what the hell, maybe he remembered it wrong.
Everyone stretched their necks, like a giraffe. After seeing the sender, they found out that it was not the Hu Group, but the Pentium Network Company.
Xiao Ma was shocked by the extremely contradictory attitudes of the crowd, and finally came to the conclusion that he must have forgotten to take his medicine when he went out together. Sure enough, the medicine can't be stopped!
However, fate destined today to be extraordinary and explosive, because the layers of things wrapped inside made the innocent people blush and open their mouths in shock. This, this... the taste is too heavy!
At the critical moment, Sissy displayed her female hooliganism and stammered, "Okay... big... one..."
Lu Xiaoma was stunned, and instinctively continued, "Fake... [beep——]."
"This Pentium Internet company runs a sex shop, right? Why would they give this kind of thing?" Zhao Bold's world view was refreshed, and he expressed a little anger at his boss being harassed for no reason!
The pony came back to his senses, and shook his hand feeling unacceptable, and the fake [beep——] fell to the ground. It happened that when it landed, it hit the corner of the table and touched the switch on the side. So, this godlike The Harmony toy vibrates with a "buzzing" as if it were equipped with a motor.
Although Qianqian has a strong taste and knowledge, she is also a civilized and sunny girl. When she sees this kind of props that only appear in calcium tablets in broad daylight, her face turns red and she is at a loss!
Let alone all the straight men, my wife hasn't held her little hand yet, how could I have seen such a thing, not to mention that I am a pure straight man, so I don't need this at all, okay? !
Ever since, this thing was beating in a small area of the office, and everyone was hanging on the back of the chair, or sitting on the table and lifting their feet, as if they were burning their feet.
As a big boss who can live in the town and is invincible, Lu Xiaoma calmly commanded, "Zhao Daudao, I order you to turn it off, and you will be rewarded later."
At this time, Zhao Bold was so shocked that he became smarter, "Thank you boss for your kindness, I'll forget it."
"Cissy, come here!" Xiao Ma shifted his target.
"What the hell are you doing? I'm only responsible for dealing with my own man. This kind of bad taste was originally given to you. You can deal with it yourself!"
"You..." Xiao Ma hadn't finished his words of hating iron and steel, and the savior fell from the sky. Normally, everyone would applaud enthusiastically and kowtow to welcome, but now is obviously not the time, because the scene of the group watching the vibration of the calcium tablet props is really real. It's too vulgar, too insignificant, and too uncivilized. It completely failed Grandpa Mao's education!
The image of our company is beautiful and pure!
That's right, the person who came was Hu Nanshen!His daughter-in-law's perfunctory attitude these past few days made him unable to bear it any longer. He planned to come over to take a look on the pretext of discussing business, but who would have seen such a horrifying and violent scene!
Ever since, Boss Hu was furious. He glanced at the courier box on the table, and after seeing the basic information, the anger burst out of the table!Everyone was shocked by the oppressive feeling of the boss's aura full card, Emma, big, the boss is really uncontrollable!
Xiao Ma was also frightened by the raging anger of his male god, but everything can be said after this thing is settled, "Then what, male god, no matter what happens next, can you please get this thing done first? I beg you Already!"
"That's right, Mr. Hu, everything is a misunderstanding, and we'll take turns explaining to you after it's settled!" Sissy pleaded, not daring to look down at all.
All the straight men nodded vigorously. In their eyes, the male god is so omnipotent that he can even handle such unsuitable sex objects.
However, Hu Nanshen did not disappoint everyone at all, suppressed his anger, frowned and stared at the thing for a while, found the switch, took a few tissues to wrap his hands, and hit it fast!
There was no more vibration, and everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.I also admire the male god more and more, even this kind of thing can be handled, really worthy of the almighty male god, we can admire it!
If you want to ask how Boss Hu is familiar with this kind of thing, the Buddha said: You can't say it.
Lu Xiaoma also loosened a lot, wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead, and cursed the sender's family in his heart, damn it, I just changed my mind, don't be so harsh when I come up, there will be shadows, okay, after that, I will talk to the boy If God cannot love you, can you bear the responsibility? !ah? !Breaking the harmony between husband and wife is a must!
Pony put on the plastic on the express box packaging, closed his eyes and planned to throw this thing back into the box for disposal.Boss Hu took care of it first, just kidding, how can my daughter-in-law touch this kind of thing, even through things, my daughter-in-law must only touch and look at me!Sure enough, he is a domineering president, with a proper possessive desire!
The pony returned grateful eyes again.
"Male God, thank you so much! But, this is really not mine, you believe me!" Xiao Ma became anxious, what if the male god thinks that he is not reserved and hates his swelling, what should he do? It is an invincible tragedy in the world that love dies before it even begins!
All the straight men started to explain for their bosses, and the scene was chaotic for a while!
Sissy regained her female bandit temperament, put her hips on her hips and yelled, "Shut up, don't get in the way, what's the matter with you! Go and burn this thing to ashes and throw it away, so as not to harm the uncles and aunts who collect garbage !"
All the straight men felt wronged by the little daughter-in-law, we were kind, we were afraid that the male god would misunderstand, but we still disappeared collectively and went around burning things.
After everyone disappeared, Sissy returned to her ladylike state in a second, "Then what, Mr. Hu, you can chat casually for as long as you want, we won't show up until the afternoon, goodbye!"
Boss Hu raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect his vice president's girlfriend to be so smart and have such a personality!
Lu Xiaoma is furious, who allowed you to be absent from work, it's not like I can't find a place to explain, deducting bonuses, groaning!
Faced with his handsome and cool almighty male god, and realizing the fact that he has fallen in love with the male god, Xiao Ma became nervous and shy after realizing it.
"Sit down, male god, and I'll pour you a glass of water."
"No, just come and sit." Hu Nanshen pushed the pony on the swivel chair domineeringly, sat on the table in front of him, stretched out his hands to control the handles on both sides of the swivel chair, and surrounded his daughter-in-law within his protection range !
This ambiguous and domineering posture, tsk tsk... Turning back to hear the crowd at the foot of the wall biting their handkerchiefs excitedly, their faces flushed!
"I probably know what's going on. Someone has taken a fancy to you and has been harassing you, right?" As expected of a wise male god, he instantly hit the truth!
Boss Hu frowned, feeling very uncomfortable, for a wretched man who dares to covet his wife, he is simply tired of work!Pentium Networks?It seems to be a colleague. Why have I never heard of it? Where did the Pheasant Company come from?He must be taken away!
I can't bear the feeling of being harassed by others for my heavy-tasting baby, let's all feel the anger and aggrievedness of Boss Hu!
"Male god, you are so smart, but the fact is that today is only the first harassment, I haven't had any harassment before, and it seems that I probably don't know that person!" The stupid cute mode is turned on, and Xiao Ma's way of thinking with his head tilted makes his male god be rejected. She's become more cute, not so angry anymore!
"Really? Let me catch up!"
"That's right! So don't be angry, male god, just ignore him, this kind of pervert is probably coveting my company's good performance and waiting for an opportunity to retaliate! Who told us to run a good business, born wise and so on, there is really no way to change it !"
Is it really good to start a complete narcissism mode in front of the great god? !Everyone complained in disgust, where did they get so much self-confidence?
The daughter-in-law's spunky little appearance is the most lethal, Boss Hu's anger has almost dissipated, and the gentle and perfect male god has a tendency to gradually return!
"In the future, if this kind of thing happens again, you must tell me as soon as possible, do you know?" Shun Shun's daughter-in-law's bunch of dumb hairs, Boss Hu asked gently but forcefully.
"Well, I see~"
Emma, the pony is so soft, I can't control it at all, no wonder he can please the male god, all the straight men bite their handkerchiefs!
Sissy calmly despises people who have never seen the world, and the key point is the lingering tongue kiss, you idiots who can't grasp the key points!
"That... male god, I... I have something to say to you." Xiao Ma tightened the corner of his clothes, going through the words of love that he had been thinking about for a long time in his mind, a little nervous and shy!
As smart and careful as Boss Hu, he naturally understood the meaning of hesitancy in his daughter-in-law's eyes, but he still pretended to be ignorant, and wanted to wait for his daughter-in-law to say the confession, so that he could feel refreshed.
Everyone outside stuck their ears to the wall, wishing they could plug their ears into the cracks in the wall, wow, the key point has finally come, we are not excited, hehe!
"I like it..." The confession was interrupted by a text message on the phone, it was really annoying.
Dissatisfied took out his mobile phone, and after reading the content, his eyes widened again, and he was shocked again.
Text message content: baby, do you like brother's gift?See you at the bar on Friday night, my brother will love you well~ Signed by Qianjin.
What the hell is this!
The people outside don't know why, why are they silent, it doesn't look like they kissed each other!It's not like they are still looking at each other affectionately, the efficiency of their own boss is simply anxious, patients with severe procrastination or something!
Boss Hu glanced at the text message sent by his daughter-in-law, and his anger broke through the cage again. This is not waiting for an opportunity to retaliate, this is obviously harassment!Boss Hu can squeeze the broken glass with bare hands now, and he really wants to beat the harasser until he doesn't lift it!Sure enough, cruel, but everyone likes it!
"Who is this Yu Qianjin?" Boss Hu said softly, trying to stabilize his emotions.
"Male god, I really didn't do anything, don't be angry, and don't ignore me." Xiao Ma was a little flustered, sometimes when people talked about the plot of an idol drama, it was the heroine who was misunderstood by the hero, The male protagonist didn't listen to the explanation at all, made troubles ruthlessly and unreasonably, and finally caused a tragedy. It's very sad to think about it!
The innocent little virgin Lu Pony was automatically brought in immediately, and the hand holding the male god's arm trembled unconsciously. No one will take care of him in the future. It hurts to think about it!
Boss Hu couldn't laugh or cry, this child is so logical, he wrapped his wife's two little paws in his palm, "Fool, what are you talking about? I will never ignore you, I am angry because I harassed you Man, I'm not mad at you. Be good~"
Lu Xiaoma, who was shunned, was relieved, and the memory bank began to search for this person. The name is so unique, it seems that he has really heard it somewhere.
To go forward...to go forward...to go...
"Ah! I remembered!" A light bulb of wisdom bloomed on the pony's forehead, "He seems to be the department head of the Pentium Network Technology Company. He is a bald, wretched middle-aged man. He talked to me about business not long ago. He behaved arrogantly and disdainfully. He said he was talking about business, but he wanted to buy us, so I rejected it! What the hell, the bald head is so wretched, what are you talking about!"
Seeing Lu Pony at that time, Yu Qianjin had a crush on this kind of stupid young man, and he had the idea of buying Pony Company to take advantage of the unspoken rules to keep Pony.Helpless, Xiao Ma sternly refused, but it made the bald and wretched man even more tempted. The harder it is to get things done, the more interesting it is!Simply nasty and disgusting!
On the other hand, Xiao Ma was still straight and straight at the time, he didn't have the concept of gay friends, and he couldn't understand the vulgar meaning in the eyes of wretched men, otherwise he would definitely solve this scourge and save others from harassing!
It's simply having the world in mind and doing justice for the sky!
Everyone who listened to the wall also remembered that their boss had indeed cursed the person named Yu Qianjin.At that time, I still complained about his god-like name with reform and opening up temperament. It turned out that he did everything!Those who dare to covet male gods, you just wait to become completely bald, hum!Everyone vented their dissatisfaction for not hearing the confession of tongue kisses on the bald and wretched man, drew a circle and cursed you to death!
"Really? Pentium Network... I haven't heard of it at all..." Boss Hu's eyes were empty and thoughtful, and his brain was running fast to deal with it!Dare to harass the wife of this boss, it really takes too long!Presumably, someone with a heart found that his group had a close cooperative relationship with his daughter-in-law company. If he wanted to step in, it would be fine if he could make trouble. If he could really take the opportunity to buy horsepower, it would definitely be the most unexpected and beautiful harvest!
As the ultimate boss and boss who has rich experience and masters the life and death of the industry, he can see through the intentions of the wretched man in minutes, and it is only a matter of moving his little finger to solve him!
At this moment, Yu Qianjin, who was holding his mobile phone and showing a wretched smile, obviously did not expect that a miserable life was waiting for him ahead, and it seemed that his parents' lofty ideals for him to move forward in this life would not be realized.Who made him underestimate the importance that Boss Hu attaches to the pony, grabbing business under the nose of the boss, tsk tsk tsk... The consequences are absolutely unbearable to look at!
Xiao Ma's business is getting better and better, gradually attracting the attention of the same industry, some are willing to cooperate, and some are not convinced and jealous and take the opportunity to make trouble.Probably because stupid people have stupid blessings, and Boss Hu was secretly covering them in the later stage, so Pony Company has basically never encountered trouble.
☆、Harassing male name Yu Qianjin
The Pentium where Yu Qianjin works is considered to be at an upper-middle level in the same industry, but Xiao Ma doesn't care about others and only cares about himself. Hu's status as the king makes it unnecessary for him to pay attention to his subordinates, so neither of them has heard of this company, so, Husband and wife ape dung are everywhere.
Yu Qianjin searched Xiaoma's information on the Internet, and suddenly became lustful, and he talked about business with Xiaoma, with sharp and arrogant words, and wanted to buy Xiaoma, Xiaoma resisted the urge to make his face dirty, and didn't look back. gone.Probably because of the influence of the male god, Comrade Xiao Ma felt more and more that his violent temper, which was often explosive and rough, had subsided a lot. Sure enough, having a male god in the family is like a treasure.
On the other hand, Yu Qianjin finally sees what he likes, and what he can't get is always the best, so he has this kind of dirty mind to harass.It's his inexplicable self-confidence to blame, Comrade Xiao Ma doesn't remember him at all!A bald, wretched man or something, just thinking about it makes him sick, and he will be remembered only if he has nothing to do with abuse!
Fortunately, everything has two sides. The incident of the bald and wretched man has given a great impetus to the further deepening of the relationship between Boss Hu and Xiao Ma, which is very gratifying!
After receiving such a disgusting text message, Xiao Ma lost all interest in confessing his love, and frowned with his chin in his hand, thinking how to get that wretched bald man out of the way!There must be one of the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty!
Boss Hu was also thinking about it, thinking that Wang Liang would have to cut off Pentium's customer base, so that they would have no business, and they would disband and close the business on their own, so that he would be fine!To a certain extent, it would be better for the Hu Group to acquire Pentium, but Boss Hu will definitely not let such a disgusting company stay in the industry and pollute the quality of its peers!
If Boss Pentium knew that his so-called able-bodied general would cause him to drink car exhaust, he would probably die of anger!
"Okay, you wretched man, dare to harass me, see how I deal with you, beat you so hard, hehe!" Pony is so violent, a violent beating will never cause future troubles, it's very touching to think about it!
"No, no, Xiaoyao, don't be impulsive. It is illegal to hurt and beat others, and it's not us who want to beat others. Don't worry, leave everything to me, okay?" , and wouldn't it be more enjoyable to manipulate people invisible!At this moment, Boss Hu is a little bit bloody, but in the eyes of Xiao Ma, including all the brainless fans, he is still sexy, cool and handsome to have no friends!If you wear a pair of black sunglasses, you will definitely be the boss of the underworld!
Lu Xiaoma scratched his face, "That's good! But as a pure man, I have to do justice for the heavens myself, and I... I hope to face the problem with you, instead of relying on you to protect me!" Xiao Ma It's rare not to be decadent, and he said something with philosophical meaning, his small chest was proudly puffed up, and he looked at his male god with firm eyes!This perseverance really pleased the dean's grandmother!
Hu Nanshen looked into his daughter-in-law's eyes, as if he could penetrate into the depths of his daughter-in-law's soul and melt into the bone marrow, and he has been entangled ever since.His eyes gradually filled with tenderness, and he took Pony's hand that was holding the corner of the table, "Okay! Let's solve it together, isn't he just a bald and wretched man, solve his pettiness!"
"Hmm!" Pony's eyes were tinged with a moving look, watery and cute!
Hu Nanshen couldn't hold it back at all, and slowly squeezed his wife's hand.
The atmosphere was very good, and when it was worth kissing, the incomprehensible Lu Chihuo once again showed his low EQ characteristics, and directly changed the topic to dealing with wretched men!
The painting style changed too fast, and it was difficult for Hu Nanshen to adapt for a while.Helpless and conniving to the stupid and cute daughter-in-law, isn't he just the confused one who loves, otherwise the daughter-in-law wouldn't be a daughter-in-law!
Boss Hu lamented fate again, the fate of his daughter-in-law
Leaning on my father's back to enjoy the cool, it's so refreshing that I have no friends!
"Why, is it that this backing doesn't work and can't hold down Mr. Feng?" The same oily daughter-in-law said the words of her mother, feeling a little domineering.
However, Boss Feng, who is the head of strict wife management, must not dare to disobey, and obediently shook his head, "Don't dare, you can say whatever you want, and you don't dare to disobey at all!"
Boss Feng stretched out his hand to bypass the untouched Coke, and replaced it with Fang Xiaoqi's drink, and everyone knew the evil taste in it.What about picking up morals? !The onlookers are dissatisfied again!
A family of three enjoys themselves in harmony, owning each other means owning the whole world.
And the oppression and discomfort caused by the appearance of the scumbag also gradually dissipated. With the two people I love the most by my side, all troubles are as small as dust, so I don’t need to worry about adding trouble to myself!
Ever since a good friend gave himself a thorough chicken soup for the soul, Lu Chihuo’s focus in the past two days, apart from his favorite eating, sleeping and playing games, is to think about his future, of course, there is a future with a male god, a little shy !
As an intelligent young man with a long reflex arc, Lu Chihuo has already been able to confirm his feelings for the male god.The five-year life of a black fan has turned from admiration to resentment, and finally from resentment to a more intense love. The catalyst for this is naturally Boss Hu. If it weren't for Boss Hu's initiative to attack and use his superb cooking skills And the charm of hooking up with the daughter-in-law is perfect and there are no dead ends. It may take a long time to break the pony back to the detour!
I am really grateful to the party and the country, and to my parents for giving me such a high IQ. Boss Hu is very pleased!
At noon this day, after Lu Xiaoma imagined a perfect and harmonious future in the office, he was going home to eat and take a nap!As soon as she stepped out of the office, she received looks from all the straight men asking for help!
Undoubtedly, there must be only one female hooligan who troubled all the straight men and made them dare not speak out, and that was Comrade Sissi!
At this time, Sissy was plugging in her earphones, looking intently at the screen of the big Samsung, the smile on the corner of her mouth made people shudder, and she let out a weird laugh from time to time, and said something like "Emma, you have blood on your face" from time to time. , really domineering and side leaking, so small 1, soft and cute, shy and beautiful, 0, my sister likes it" "hahaha..."
Lu Xiaoma couldn't bear to watch it anymore. The phone screen was full of bullet screens from station B. The pony's eyes were dazzled. The key was that he had been standing by the side for so long, but Sissy didn't notice it. If you don't take this boss seriously, you must establish the majesty of this big boss!
Taking off Sissy's earphones, Lu Xiaoma imitated his male god and put on a serious and lofty expression, "Pay attention to the impact of working in the office, this month's bonus will be deducted 1000!" Damn it decides people's fate, it feels really refreshing!
All the straight men nodded in agreement, well said boss!But what kind of trendy expression is this, it looks a little... stupid!
Sissy glanced domineeringly, and all the straight men immediately turned into well-behaved little sheep, so it's none of our business, we didn't say anything, just keep watching, hahaha.It's just useless, and your morals are broken!We are all so afraid of the queen or something, and want to save our lives and marry a wife, so we must not dare to resist!
Satisfied, Sissy withdrew her glance, and began to deal with Lu Xiaoma with all her heart, "Why! It's lunch break!" If it was normal that the boss said that the bonus would be deducted, Sissy would have to step on the table with her hips on her hips to fight him desperately, But today is different, in addition to a slight dissatisfaction, there is more of a playful expression, which makes Lu Xiaoma a little flustered, and the hairs on his back stand on end.
When Xiao Ma thought he was straight before, he couldn't stand the fighting power of the rotten girl, but now that he knew he was bent, he was even more guilty and couldn't stand it anymore!However, as the real wife of the male god in the future, she must not embarrass him, and she must be the boss!
"What's wrong with the lunch break? This is a public place after all. Pay attention to the impact, understand? If this is in Singapore, be careful and go to the police station, and you will be fined 1000."
All the straight men applauded frantically, what Xiao Ma said is good!
"Okay, okay! Sister, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll reward you with something nice. I'll look back and think about whether to deduct my bonus. I'll send you the link on WeChat, and I'll remember it when I look back!"
Xiao Ma's intuition is not a good thing, maybe after watching it, he will have the urge to poke his eyes, "I don't want to watch it, you can keep it for yourself." For some reason, Xiao Ma thinks of impure things, That is one of the must-have evil items for rotten girls, calcium tablets!
Sissi's insight in corruption is quite strong, and she joked jokingly, "Don't worry, it's just a funny and loving sitcom, you will like it. Don't kneel down to thank sister later, sister can be accepted Sorry!"
Xiao Ma pouted, "Okay, then I'll see if it's worth your 1000 yuan."
As soon as he walked out of the gate, the WeChat notification sound on his mobile phone was sent by Qianxi. Xiao Ma glanced at it and was aroused with curiosity. He planned to watch it while eating, hoping that he wouldn't spit out the food!
All the straight men were also aroused by their curiosity, stretching their necks to flatter them, saying that it is a good thing, and we want to see it too!
"It's nothing, you straight men are not suitable, what should you do, I'm going to rest." After sending away the eagerly awaiting straight men, Sissy continued to plug in her earphones and go to convulse!
All the straight men slandered, laughed like this, be careful to attract 120, hum!
As a loyal CP fan who is keen to match her own pony and Boss Hu, Sissy is also heartbroken, but that pony doesn't know who she is, she is really sad. Fortunately, Boss Hu is generous, and she really didn't let herself down!
Boss Hu knew that Fang Xiaoqi had enlightened his future daughter-in-law, but he didn't pierce through a layer of window paper. Boss Hu was very grateful. Everyone helped so much. How could he let the onlookers down with his evil and crazy self? !Pretending to be ignorant of the truth, he texts and interacts with his daughter-in-law every day, but he feels that his daughter-in-law is avoiding him, and pony cleverly rejects his tentative appointment to meet him, so Boss Hu panicked. Fang Xiaoqi's estimate was wrong. After clearing her mind, the daughter-in-law found that she didn't like herself, so she planned to kick herself. Boss Hu clutched his heart, and was almost tortured by his own assumptions to have a heart attack.
In the matter of dealing with feelings, the bosses of Chunqing and Boss have thrown aside their calm analysis and domineering methods, leaving only pure sincerity, without self-confidence, and thinking of the worst in everything, what a pity!Brainless fans feel distressed, wanting to put their male god into their arms, and warm him up with all their love, chirping~~
As a dedicated and good vice president, Wang Liang smelled the negativity of his own boss. While he was surprised to discover the new world, he also fully utilized the strengths of being a good gay friend who is loyal enough to find a senior rotten girl's future wife for advice!It seems that my boss is really affectionate, tsk tsk tsk, it really is going to rain red, my boss is getting married!
Ever since, Sissy rubbed her hands enthusiastically, her eyes glowed green, she said that it would be no problem to leave everything to me!
So there was this scene where Sissy gave Lu Pony Amway Youai a H radio drama. I hope that when Comrade Xiaoma hears the disharmonious voice, the rice grains will not spray out from the nostrils, Amen!
However, the truth is similar to what Sissy predicted. When Pony was holding the rice bowl and was about to enjoy the food happily, he clicked on the link and jumped out of the video at station B. Rolling eyes, I knew that Sissy's hooligan would not see anything good.
If it were Comrade Xiao Ma before, he must have cursed and pressed the close button in the upper right corner, but now it is different. As a new member who joined the small 0 world, it is always good to know more common sense, so let’s start with the radio drama. After all, will it be too heavy to take calcium supplements from the beginning? !Comrade Xiao Ma is rare to be witty, he is simply far-sighted!
During this period of thinking, Comrade Xiao Ma has a general understanding of the positioning of various small 0s. There are soft and cute types like good friends, sick and weak types, queen types, and tsundere types, etc. There are simply a variety of types , Lu Xiaoma was startled, the culture of rotten girls is indeed extensive and profound, blinding my boss's titanium alloy electronic eyes!
In the end, Comrade Xiao Ma found a perfect position for himself. The Tsundere Queen is invincible, powerful, and thunderbolt 0. Thinking about it, she is very powerful. She is so comprehensive that she has no friends!
The onlookers all despised you, adding more modifiers can't cover up the fact that you are always 0, swearing, picking your nose.
Back to the main point, listening to the cheerful background music and the voice of the CV, Lu Xiaoma grinned, with rice grains in his mouth, he was so stupid, so stupid, it was the first time that he felt that radio dramas were really a good thing, and sure enough I have to raise Sissy's wages by one yuan, and Xiao Ma's boss's dignity and integrity suddenly drop to the ground!
Xiao 1's CV voice is deep and magnetic, very much like Hu Nanshen, so Comrade Lu Xiaoma actually forgot to eat, and started to imagine himself and Hu Nanshen.Hearing the important part, the rice grains in the pony's mouth were successfully ejected, not because of Xiao 0's bone-destroying [beep——] sound, but because of Xiao 1's sexy [beep——] sound.Everyone is Xiao 0, Xiao Ma will only praise when he hears it, he has good acting skills, he has a strong sense of joy, and he has rich experience at first glance!And the little 1 in the brain is Hu Nanshen, so when he heard the sexy voice in the play that he had never heard before, Comrade Xiao Ma realized that he had an impure reaction, and he was so ashamed that he wanted to cry!
It seems that my integrity is really gone, that female hooligan Sissi is waiting for me here!Xiao Ma buried his head and spurned his moral integrity, but he didn't intend to pick up the lost moral integrity.
After 3 minutes, he raised his head, his eyes were firm, and looked into the distance. Lu Xiaoma finally made a decision without hesitation. He wanted to listen to his friends, follow his own heart, and confess his love to the male god. He had to try everything in the end. I know it later, make a fist!What's more, this boss has a strong aura, killing a group of passers-by in seconds, no problem!Confidence exploded in an instant, approaching the Milky Way!
God!I am coming! !
The onlookers burst into tears, my mother, it can be considered that a decision has been made, we waited so hard and anxiously!It was heartbreaking to just tie him up and send him to the male god!
However, the plan always fails to keep up with the changes. Just when Xiao Ma planned to have a date with the male god this Friday night, and open his heart by the way to show that the couple is in harmony with each other, a cheating thing happened...
☆、Mysterious courier
On Wednesday morning, the courier boy ran up to deliver an important courier.Everyone is used to it, and Queen Sissi's addiction to online shopping is probably on the rise again. She buys things every now and then.
Qianqian was puzzled, and looked at the courier brother in a daze, "Sister, you haven't bought a courier recently?" Suddenly her eyes lit up, as if she had been beaten, "Could it be that there is a man who has a crush on someone and gave him a gift box?" A small gift to show love, ying ying ying~~ so excited!"
Everyone, including the courier boy, has black lines all over his head, where does the queen get her confidence?What about picking up the dropped morals? !What about the agreement to watch less romantic Korean dramas? !Simply!
As an aspiring young man who wants to win the title of "Best Courier" of the courier company this year, the courier brother endured the twitching impulse, still wearing a professional, friendly and friendly smile, and explained nonsense, "Long time no see, congratulations!" The lady is really getting brighter."
All straight men are evil, this ability to tell lies, we are willing to bow down, and we will definitely give you ten stars in the future, I wish you a helping hand!
Qianqian shyly stroked her hair, what she said was really good, even my sister felt slightly embarrassed.
"However... the courier today is really not for you, but for Mr. Lu. I don't know if Mr. Lu is here. He needs to sign for it in person. If he is not there, I will come back in the afternoon." The courier brother began to tell the truth.
Everyone with their ears straightened up was surprised, hey, Xiao Ma never shopped online, not even Alipay.After seeing Sissy's narcissistic attitude just now, everyone couldn't help thinking about that, could it be that someone had a crush on Xiao Ma and gave Xiao Ma a small gift of love.No wonder you have to sign for it yourself, it must be very expensive, maybe it's an engagement ring!Emma, the romance is so sour!Comparable to Unified Old Tan!
All the straight men have been single and hungry for too long, and they can't stop thinking about it!
As for who gave it to him, everyone including Qianqian was automatically replaced by the infatuated president, Boss Hu. This mass base is so strong that he has no friends. No wonder he was able to hook up with his future wife so quickly!
Of course, the truth of the matter is not Boss Hu!Boss Hu, as a high-level boss with very little love history and a clean self, has not yet activated other functions to please his daughter-in-law besides coaxing.This has both advantages and disadvantages. The advantage is that the boss is dedicated and careless, and he will always treat him wholeheartedly if he has given his heart. The disadvantage is that he lacks romantic cells, and there are fewer little fun and surprises.
At this point, all the bosses must get together, find someone to take a small class on romance creation, and popularize science on the necessary seasonings for a harmonious life.Only by sharing and discussing things from time to time can you hold your wife firmly, right?
The courier boy looked at the people who had their ears pricked up just now with great interest, but now they were all in a trance and their eyes were blurred. Is this... bewitched? !Emma, my little heart can't take it!
At the critical moment, the person involved and male pig-footed Lu Xiaoma landed from the door and rescued the courier brother who was about to run away.
The courier brother was as excited as seeing an angel, and he was so excited that he almost knelt down. Ancestor, you are here. Hurry up and call 120 to save your employees.
Xiao Ma is flattered, these days the courier boys are so conscientious, so... Enthusiastic?
"What's the matter, Sissy didn't sign the courier?"
"No no, this is a courier for you. Please sign for it. I still have a lot of work waiting to be delivered!"It's not easy to drive an eMule to deliver express and save money to marry a wife or something!
"Mine?" Pony was also shocked at this moment, how could a creature like the courier, which was covered in layers and peeled off layer by layer, appear in his field of vision.But curiosity is curiosity, Xiao Ma still signed for it, and expressed his warm thanks to the courier brother, and promised to give him a ten-star praise in return. It is simply polite and reasonable, and Mrs. Boss has a good demeanor!
The crowd suddenly came back to their senses, and Jiongjiong was full of spirit and spirit, staring at the box in Lu Xiaoma's hand with ambiguous and meaningful eyes.Lu Xiaoma's back was numb from being stared at, and he subconsciously hid the box behind him!
"What's hiding, what's there to hide, quickly take it apart and see what it is? Hurry up!" Cici rubbed her hands anxiously, wanting to do it herself.My old lady has experience in dismantling this, and I can't help but want to help you!
All the straight men are waiting to be fed, eagerly looking forward to their bright eyes, yes, yes, quick release, quick release, we also want to see what it is, and by the way, learn Boss Hu's little tricks for chasing wives, so that it will be easier to marry a wife in the future. Plan ahead!Hu Nanshen has become the ultimate benchmark in everyone's mind!
Xiao Ma raised his hand to compromise, first glanced at the sender, hey, strange company address, what the hell, maybe he remembered it wrong.
Everyone stretched their necks, like a giraffe. After seeing the sender, they found out that it was not the Hu Group, but the Pentium Network Company.
Xiao Ma was shocked by the extremely contradictory attitudes of the crowd, and finally came to the conclusion that he must have forgotten to take his medicine when he went out together. Sure enough, the medicine can't be stopped!
However, fate destined today to be extraordinary and explosive, because the layers of things wrapped inside made the innocent people blush and open their mouths in shock. This, this... the taste is too heavy!
At the critical moment, Sissy displayed her female hooliganism and stammered, "Okay... big... one..."
Lu Xiaoma was stunned, and instinctively continued, "Fake... [beep——]."
"This Pentium Internet company runs a sex shop, right? Why would they give this kind of thing?" Zhao Bold's world view was refreshed, and he expressed a little anger at his boss being harassed for no reason!
The pony came back to his senses, and shook his hand feeling unacceptable, and the fake [beep——] fell to the ground. It happened that when it landed, it hit the corner of the table and touched the switch on the side. So, this godlike The Harmony toy vibrates with a "buzzing" as if it were equipped with a motor.
Although Qianqian has a strong taste and knowledge, she is also a civilized and sunny girl. When she sees this kind of props that only appear in calcium tablets in broad daylight, her face turns red and she is at a loss!
Let alone all the straight men, my wife hasn't held her little hand yet, how could I have seen such a thing, not to mention that I am a pure straight man, so I don't need this at all, okay? !
Ever since, this thing was beating in a small area of the office, and everyone was hanging on the back of the chair, or sitting on the table and lifting their feet, as if they were burning their feet.
As a big boss who can live in the town and is invincible, Lu Xiaoma calmly commanded, "Zhao Daudao, I order you to turn it off, and you will be rewarded later."
At this time, Zhao Bold was so shocked that he became smarter, "Thank you boss for your kindness, I'll forget it."
"Cissy, come here!" Xiao Ma shifted his target.
"What the hell are you doing? I'm only responsible for dealing with my own man. This kind of bad taste was originally given to you. You can deal with it yourself!"
"You..." Xiao Ma hadn't finished his words of hating iron and steel, and the savior fell from the sky. Normally, everyone would applaud enthusiastically and kowtow to welcome, but now is obviously not the time, because the scene of the group watching the vibration of the calcium tablet props is really real. It's too vulgar, too insignificant, and too uncivilized. It completely failed Grandpa Mao's education!
The image of our company is beautiful and pure!
That's right, the person who came was Hu Nanshen!His daughter-in-law's perfunctory attitude these past few days made him unable to bear it any longer. He planned to come over to take a look on the pretext of discussing business, but who would have seen such a horrifying and violent scene!
Ever since, Boss Hu was furious. He glanced at the courier box on the table, and after seeing the basic information, the anger burst out of the table!Everyone was shocked by the oppressive feeling of the boss's aura full card, Emma, big, the boss is really uncontrollable!
Xiao Ma was also frightened by the raging anger of his male god, but everything can be said after this thing is settled, "Then what, male god, no matter what happens next, can you please get this thing done first? I beg you Already!"
"That's right, Mr. Hu, everything is a misunderstanding, and we'll take turns explaining to you after it's settled!" Sissy pleaded, not daring to look down at all.
All the straight men nodded vigorously. In their eyes, the male god is so omnipotent that he can even handle such unsuitable sex objects.
However, Hu Nanshen did not disappoint everyone at all, suppressed his anger, frowned and stared at the thing for a while, found the switch, took a few tissues to wrap his hands, and hit it fast!
There was no more vibration, and everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.I also admire the male god more and more, even this kind of thing can be handled, really worthy of the almighty male god, we can admire it!
If you want to ask how Boss Hu is familiar with this kind of thing, the Buddha said: You can't say it.
Lu Xiaoma also loosened a lot, wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead, and cursed the sender's family in his heart, damn it, I just changed my mind, don't be so harsh when I come up, there will be shadows, okay, after that, I will talk to the boy If God cannot love you, can you bear the responsibility? !ah? !Breaking the harmony between husband and wife is a must!
Pony put on the plastic on the express box packaging, closed his eyes and planned to throw this thing back into the box for disposal.Boss Hu took care of it first, just kidding, how can my daughter-in-law touch this kind of thing, even through things, my daughter-in-law must only touch and look at me!Sure enough, he is a domineering president, with a proper possessive desire!
The pony returned grateful eyes again.
"Male God, thank you so much! But, this is really not mine, you believe me!" Xiao Ma became anxious, what if the male god thinks that he is not reserved and hates his swelling, what should he do? It is an invincible tragedy in the world that love dies before it even begins!
All the straight men started to explain for their bosses, and the scene was chaotic for a while!
Sissy regained her female bandit temperament, put her hips on her hips and yelled, "Shut up, don't get in the way, what's the matter with you! Go and burn this thing to ashes and throw it away, so as not to harm the uncles and aunts who collect garbage !"
All the straight men felt wronged by the little daughter-in-law, we were kind, we were afraid that the male god would misunderstand, but we still disappeared collectively and went around burning things.
After everyone disappeared, Sissy returned to her ladylike state in a second, "Then what, Mr. Hu, you can chat casually for as long as you want, we won't show up until the afternoon, goodbye!"
Boss Hu raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect his vice president's girlfriend to be so smart and have such a personality!
Lu Xiaoma is furious, who allowed you to be absent from work, it's not like I can't find a place to explain, deducting bonuses, groaning!
Faced with his handsome and cool almighty male god, and realizing the fact that he has fallen in love with the male god, Xiao Ma became nervous and shy after realizing it.
"Sit down, male god, and I'll pour you a glass of water."
"No, just come and sit." Hu Nanshen pushed the pony on the swivel chair domineeringly, sat on the table in front of him, stretched out his hands to control the handles on both sides of the swivel chair, and surrounded his daughter-in-law within his protection range !
This ambiguous and domineering posture, tsk tsk... Turning back to hear the crowd at the foot of the wall biting their handkerchiefs excitedly, their faces flushed!
"I probably know what's going on. Someone has taken a fancy to you and has been harassing you, right?" As expected of a wise male god, he instantly hit the truth!
Boss Hu frowned, feeling very uncomfortable, for a wretched man who dares to covet his wife, he is simply tired of work!Pentium Networks?It seems to be a colleague. Why have I never heard of it? Where did the Pheasant Company come from?He must be taken away!
I can't bear the feeling of being harassed by others for my heavy-tasting baby, let's all feel the anger and aggrievedness of Boss Hu!
"Male god, you are so smart, but the fact is that today is only the first harassment, I haven't had any harassment before, and it seems that I probably don't know that person!" The stupid cute mode is turned on, and Xiao Ma's way of thinking with his head tilted makes his male god be rejected. She's become more cute, not so angry anymore!
"Really? Let me catch up!"
"That's right! So don't be angry, male god, just ignore him, this kind of pervert is probably coveting my company's good performance and waiting for an opportunity to retaliate! Who told us to run a good business, born wise and so on, there is really no way to change it !"
Is it really good to start a complete narcissism mode in front of the great god? !Everyone complained in disgust, where did they get so much self-confidence?
The daughter-in-law's spunky little appearance is the most lethal, Boss Hu's anger has almost dissipated, and the gentle and perfect male god has a tendency to gradually return!
"In the future, if this kind of thing happens again, you must tell me as soon as possible, do you know?" Shun Shun's daughter-in-law's bunch of dumb hairs, Boss Hu asked gently but forcefully.
"Well, I see~"
Emma, the pony is so soft, I can't control it at all, no wonder he can please the male god, all the straight men bite their handkerchiefs!
Sissy calmly despises people who have never seen the world, and the key point is the lingering tongue kiss, you idiots who can't grasp the key points!
"That... male god, I... I have something to say to you." Xiao Ma tightened the corner of his clothes, going through the words of love that he had been thinking about for a long time in his mind, a little nervous and shy!
As smart and careful as Boss Hu, he naturally understood the meaning of hesitancy in his daughter-in-law's eyes, but he still pretended to be ignorant, and wanted to wait for his daughter-in-law to say the confession, so that he could feel refreshed.
Everyone outside stuck their ears to the wall, wishing they could plug their ears into the cracks in the wall, wow, the key point has finally come, we are not excited, hehe!
"I like it..." The confession was interrupted by a text message on the phone, it was really annoying.
Dissatisfied took out his mobile phone, and after reading the content, his eyes widened again, and he was shocked again.
Text message content: baby, do you like brother's gift?See you at the bar on Friday night, my brother will love you well~ Signed by Qianjin.
What the hell is this!
The people outside don't know why, why are they silent, it doesn't look like they kissed each other!It's not like they are still looking at each other affectionately, the efficiency of their own boss is simply anxious, patients with severe procrastination or something!
Boss Hu glanced at the text message sent by his daughter-in-law, and his anger broke through the cage again. This is not waiting for an opportunity to retaliate, this is obviously harassment!Boss Hu can squeeze the broken glass with bare hands now, and he really wants to beat the harasser until he doesn't lift it!Sure enough, cruel, but everyone likes it!
"Who is this Yu Qianjin?" Boss Hu said softly, trying to stabilize his emotions.
"Male god, I really didn't do anything, don't be angry, and don't ignore me." Xiao Ma was a little flustered, sometimes when people talked about the plot of an idol drama, it was the heroine who was misunderstood by the hero, The male protagonist didn't listen to the explanation at all, made troubles ruthlessly and unreasonably, and finally caused a tragedy. It's very sad to think about it!
The innocent little virgin Lu Pony was automatically brought in immediately, and the hand holding the male god's arm trembled unconsciously. No one will take care of him in the future. It hurts to think about it!
Boss Hu couldn't laugh or cry, this child is so logical, he wrapped his wife's two little paws in his palm, "Fool, what are you talking about? I will never ignore you, I am angry because I harassed you Man, I'm not mad at you. Be good~"
Lu Xiaoma, who was shunned, was relieved, and the memory bank began to search for this person. The name is so unique, it seems that he has really heard it somewhere.
To go forward...to go forward...to go...
"Ah! I remembered!" A light bulb of wisdom bloomed on the pony's forehead, "He seems to be the department head of the Pentium Network Technology Company. He is a bald, wretched middle-aged man. He talked to me about business not long ago. He behaved arrogantly and disdainfully. He said he was talking about business, but he wanted to buy us, so I rejected it! What the hell, the bald head is so wretched, what are you talking about!"
Seeing Lu Pony at that time, Yu Qianjin had a crush on this kind of stupid young man, and he had the idea of buying Pony Company to take advantage of the unspoken rules to keep Pony.Helpless, Xiao Ma sternly refused, but it made the bald and wretched man even more tempted. The harder it is to get things done, the more interesting it is!Simply nasty and disgusting!
On the other hand, Xiao Ma was still straight and straight at the time, he didn't have the concept of gay friends, and he couldn't understand the vulgar meaning in the eyes of wretched men, otherwise he would definitely solve this scourge and save others from harassing!
It's simply having the world in mind and doing justice for the sky!
Everyone who listened to the wall also remembered that their boss had indeed cursed the person named Yu Qianjin.At that time, I still complained about his god-like name with reform and opening up temperament. It turned out that he did everything!Those who dare to covet male gods, you just wait to become completely bald, hum!Everyone vented their dissatisfaction for not hearing the confession of tongue kisses on the bald and wretched man, drew a circle and cursed you to death!
"Really? Pentium Network... I haven't heard of it at all..." Boss Hu's eyes were empty and thoughtful, and his brain was running fast to deal with it!Dare to harass the wife of this boss, it really takes too long!Presumably, someone with a heart found that his group had a close cooperative relationship with his daughter-in-law company. If he wanted to step in, it would be fine if he could make trouble. If he could really take the opportunity to buy horsepower, it would definitely be the most unexpected and beautiful harvest!
As the ultimate boss and boss who has rich experience and masters the life and death of the industry, he can see through the intentions of the wretched man in minutes, and it is only a matter of moving his little finger to solve him!
At this moment, Yu Qianjin, who was holding his mobile phone and showing a wretched smile, obviously did not expect that a miserable life was waiting for him ahead, and it seemed that his parents' lofty ideals for him to move forward in this life would not be realized.Who made him underestimate the importance that Boss Hu attaches to the pony, grabbing business under the nose of the boss, tsk tsk tsk... The consequences are absolutely unbearable to look at!
Xiao Ma's business is getting better and better, gradually attracting the attention of the same industry, some are willing to cooperate, and some are not convinced and jealous and take the opportunity to make trouble.Probably because stupid people have stupid blessings, and Boss Hu was secretly covering them in the later stage, so Pony Company has basically never encountered trouble.
☆、Harassing male name Yu Qianjin
The Pentium where Yu Qianjin works is considered to be at an upper-middle level in the same industry, but Xiao Ma doesn't care about others and only cares about himself. Hu's status as the king makes it unnecessary for him to pay attention to his subordinates, so neither of them has heard of this company, so, Husband and wife ape dung are everywhere.
Yu Qianjin searched Xiaoma's information on the Internet, and suddenly became lustful, and he talked about business with Xiaoma, with sharp and arrogant words, and wanted to buy Xiaoma, Xiaoma resisted the urge to make his face dirty, and didn't look back. gone.Probably because of the influence of the male god, Comrade Xiao Ma felt more and more that his violent temper, which was often explosive and rough, had subsided a lot. Sure enough, having a male god in the family is like a treasure.
On the other hand, Yu Qianjin finally sees what he likes, and what he can't get is always the best, so he has this kind of dirty mind to harass.It's his inexplicable self-confidence to blame, Comrade Xiao Ma doesn't remember him at all!A bald, wretched man or something, just thinking about it makes him sick, and he will be remembered only if he has nothing to do with abuse!
Fortunately, everything has two sides. The incident of the bald and wretched man has given a great impetus to the further deepening of the relationship between Boss Hu and Xiao Ma, which is very gratifying!
After receiving such a disgusting text message, Xiao Ma lost all interest in confessing his love, and frowned with his chin in his hand, thinking how to get that wretched bald man out of the way!There must be one of the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty!
Boss Hu was also thinking about it, thinking that Wang Liang would have to cut off Pentium's customer base, so that they would have no business, and they would disband and close the business on their own, so that he would be fine!To a certain extent, it would be better for the Hu Group to acquire Pentium, but Boss Hu will definitely not let such a disgusting company stay in the industry and pollute the quality of its peers!
If Boss Pentium knew that his so-called able-bodied general would cause him to drink car exhaust, he would probably die of anger!
"Okay, you wretched man, dare to harass me, see how I deal with you, beat you so hard, hehe!" Pony is so violent, a violent beating will never cause future troubles, it's very touching to think about it!
"No, no, Xiaoyao, don't be impulsive. It is illegal to hurt and beat others, and it's not us who want to beat others. Don't worry, leave everything to me, okay?" , and wouldn't it be more enjoyable to manipulate people invisible!At this moment, Boss Hu is a little bit bloody, but in the eyes of Xiao Ma, including all the brainless fans, he is still sexy, cool and handsome to have no friends!If you wear a pair of black sunglasses, you will definitely be the boss of the underworld!
Lu Xiaoma scratched his face, "That's good! But as a pure man, I have to do justice for the heavens myself, and I... I hope to face the problem with you, instead of relying on you to protect me!" Xiao Ma It's rare not to be decadent, and he said something with philosophical meaning, his small chest was proudly puffed up, and he looked at his male god with firm eyes!This perseverance really pleased the dean's grandmother!
Hu Nanshen looked into his daughter-in-law's eyes, as if he could penetrate into the depths of his daughter-in-law's soul and melt into the bone marrow, and he has been entangled ever since.His eyes gradually filled with tenderness, and he took Pony's hand that was holding the corner of the table, "Okay! Let's solve it together, isn't he just a bald and wretched man, solve his pettiness!"
"Hmm!" Pony's eyes were tinged with a moving look, watery and cute!
Hu Nanshen couldn't hold it back at all, and slowly squeezed his wife's hand.
The atmosphere was very good, and when it was worth kissing, the incomprehensible Lu Chihuo once again showed his low EQ characteristics, and directly changed the topic to dealing with wretched men!
The painting style changed too fast, and it was difficult for Hu Nanshen to adapt for a while.Helpless and conniving to the stupid and cute daughter-in-law, isn't he just the confused one who loves, otherwise the daughter-in-law wouldn't be a daughter-in-law!
Boss Hu lamented fate again, the fate of his daughter-in-law
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