incredible bros

Yu Cheng was squatting at the door of the tea room, stroking a black puppy with his left hand, and teasing a khaki kitten with his right hand. The kitten was lying proudly on the low stool, looking at Yu Cheng lazily, Doesn't seem to want to talk to him.

Tang An approached, his heart calmed down a little, leaning against the door of the tea room, kittens and dogs gathered around his feet as soon as they saw him, one rubbed his trousers, the other barked coquettishly, Yu Cheng was afraid that they would hurt Tang An Anjiao, picked up the two cuties, and asked, "Did you raise them?"

"Well, yes, the stray cats and dogs near the building have nowhere to go when it rains, and they are chased everywhere. Anyway, the company is big enough, so they are allowed to live here." Tang An stretched out his hand to stroke Yu Cheng's bosom. Two cute little cats squinted their eyes comfortably.

"Do you have a name?"

"Yes, the dog's name is Wang Wang, and the kitten's name is Mimi." Sun Xiangyang, who was preparing refreshments in the tea room, interjected.

The corner of Yu Cheng's mouth twitched, what kind of name is this?When you call Wangwang and Mimi, do you treat yourself like a dog or a cat and communicate with them in words? "Hehe, this name is so unique! It's better to be called Xiao Hei and Xiao Huang." Yu Cheng teased for a while, and asked Tang An: "Don't they usually make trouble? Why are they so obedient?"

"Oh, when I first brought them back, I was very disobedient. I kept arguing to go out every day, tearing up whatever I saw, and they bit each other when they saw each other. Later, I took them to have them sterilized, and they became obedient." Tang An He said with a smile, Yu Chengmeng had a cold war all by himself, and he vaguely felt a chill rushing down his body, he clamped his legs reflexively, and sent him to be sterilized if he didn't obey?Then... Yu Nuo?If Yu Nuo touched his sister, wouldn't the old Yu's family lose a root?

Tang An didn't know what he was thinking. Seeing his surprised expression, he explained: "I'm just kidding, it's the doctor who suggested sterilization. I couldn't bear it at first, but the doctor said that sterilization can avoid or alleviate the pain. The troubles caused by estrus can effectively avoid disease and obesity. If there is no plan to let cats and dogs continue to reproduce, it is best to neuter, neutering can basically end the pain caused by estrus and prolong life.”

Only then did Yu Cheng heave a sigh of relief, it's okay, it's okay, I said Tang An is not such a cruel person!Suddenly, he seemed to think of something and approached Tang An, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Then, did you send the brother in pink in your company to be sterilized?"

"Fuck you!" Tang An laughed, and turned his back on him, "He's very normal. He has everything a man should have, but his personality is quite special."

"Just kidding, kidding, haha!"

After a few minutes, Sun Xiangyang came over and shouted that the tea was ready.

Sun Xiangyang reported to Tang An the operation of several stores under the company in the past two weeks. In just two weeks, they fell from the top three in the same category to the top ten. Tang quietly listened to the reports of the company partners without any interruptions. , Nodding from time to time to express agreement, in Tang An's view, the company's employees are not just employees, they are also partners who fight side by side with him, and they need equal respect.

Seeing them chatting about work, Yu Cheng took two cookies and a cup of black tea and went to the reception room. He wanted to read a few pages of magazines to settle down his artistic atmosphere, but he didn't want the artistic atmosphere to disperse before the drowsy person got in first. Out.

After Tang An had a small meeting there, he didn't see Yu Cheng. When he walked to the door of the reception room, he saw a picture of "Sleeping Beauty". On the bed, a magazine covered his entire face, one arm was hanging on the side of the sofa, and the other arm was hanging weakly above his lower abdomen, so lazy and peaceful, Tang An probably didn’t even know if the corner of his mouth was right or not. Consciously up.

"Chengcheng..." Sun Xiangyang followed Tang An, and was stopped by Tang An as soon as he spoke: "Shh, don't wake him up, let him sleep again." It's hard for him these days, take care of me every day The sick number, just treat him as a temporary nanny, Tang An explained to himself.

Sun Xiangyang glanced at Yu Chengduo who was on the sofa, but was dragged away by Tang An.

"An'an, An'an~~~~" Sun Xiangyang served tea and snacks for Tang An in a doggy manner, and almost knelt down to pinch his legs. Tang An looked indifferent, took a sip of tea, and said, "The salary didn't come from last month. Has it ever gone up? This month is free of discussion, business is not good, you know better than me."

"Oh, is he so superficial and materialistic in your heart?" Sun Xiangyang squeezed to Tang An, sat down next to him, and held his arm, as if he was afraid that he would run away, "Well, your roommate, WeChat or Give me a call?"

Tang An glanced at him suspiciously, and asked, "Huh? Why do you want his phone number? He won't have any business dealings with our company."

"He wants to hook him up." Sun Xiangyang buried his head on Tang An's elbow and said shyly.

"Pfft!" Tang An spat out a mouthful of water. He always thought that Sun Xiangyang was just a bit of a sissy, and never doubted his sexual orientation, because Sun Xiangyang never said that he actually wanted to hook up with Yu Cheng? "You, what are you talking about? Hooking up, is that what I think it means?"

"Well," Sun Xiangyang stared at Kazilan's big innocent eyes with double-lined eyes, and said seriously: "That's what you think, I like him."

"No, it's enough to surprise me that you like men. What do you like about him?" Tang An pointed towards the reception room.

"Oh, you don't understand. He is handsome. Besides, he has a big nose and a big Adam's apple."

"Huh?" Tang An didn't understand even more. If he has a big nose and a big Adam's apple, does he like it?What is this special hobby?I have heard of body control, face control, leg control, hand control, and voice control, but I have never heard of nose control and Adam's apple!

Tang An was startled, and after a while, he closed his wide mouth and couldn't help asking: "Then we've been together for so long, why have you never said that you like men?" Am I that unattractive?Why did you have a violent sexual orientation as soon as Yu Cheng came? We have known each other for so long, and I don't even know it!

Sun Xiangyang bit his lower lip, as if it was hard to say. Under Tang An's gaze, he stamped his feet and said, "Because we see that we are of the same nature, and the same sex repels each other. You understand, right?"

Tang An was confused, "Huh? I don't understand."

"Oh, you have to be so clear about what to do, that is, the two of us clashed at the first glance."

"What model?" Tang An swallowed, feeling a bad premonition.

Sun Xiangyang let go of Tang An's hand, moved a large area to the side, covered his chest with his hands, and looked at Tang An vigilantly: "Mr. Tang, you are not interested in me, are you? Let me tell you, Between two zeros, there is no future, just give up."

Tang An was stunned for a moment, and finally understood, which means that he looks like 0. Although Tang An has never been in a relationship, never liked anyone, or a woman or a man, it doesn't mean that he really has nothing. I understand, now that the Internet is so developed, topics such as homosexuality, I have more or less learned something from the Internet, what 0, 1, he still understands.

But where does he look like 0?He is obviously very manly, sunny and straightforward, so why does Sun Xiangyang classify him as 0?Tang An was dissatisfied, "Where do I look like... Like, like you said, I don't look like a man, don't I look like a man?"

"It's not a question of whether a man is a man or not. It's just a kind of temperament. You know, as a pure 0, I can tell whether it's 1 or 0. If you were 1, I would have done it long ago. Wait until today!" Sun Xiangyang explained.

Yu Cheng rubbed his eyes, yawned, came over and heard something 1 and 0, and asked, "What are you talking about? What 1 and 0?"

When Sun Xiangyang saw Yu Cheng, his eyes lit up, "We're talking..."

Tang An moved to Sun Xiangyang's side as fast as he could in his life, covered his mouth, and said with a half smile: "We, we are talking about the origin of numbers and their contribution to human society."

"Is it so profound?" Yu Cheng muttered casually, stretched his waist, and lifted his jacket up with his raised hands, revealing a section of mermaid line and abdominal muscles, probably because he thought of the discussion of 1 and 0 just now , Tang An faced his waist, his Adam's apple moved, and swallowed.

Sun Xiangyang was even more exaggerated, he almost pulled out his eyeballs and put them on Yu Cheng's body. Tang An quickly raised his hand to block Sun Xiangyang's sight.

Yu Cheng didn't understand, so he looked at Tang An inexplicably, and then at Sun Xiangyang. These two people are neurotic, what's wrong!