Double Helix of Dajian Doujin

My fellow citizens of the Republic, let us rejoice!

Just today, our glorious nation has achieved a milestone.Our nation has reached a new level in its glorious history.Our individual fears can be appeased; the security of our great nation is secured.To this day, we have been unyielding and march forward like soldiers.We shape our own destiny with our own hands.Our civilization will return riding on the back of the Leviathan, and the stain of the enemy will be washed from our souls.

Cheers, citizens!Victory is coming.

—— "Congratulations on the complete success of the double helix mission"

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CRI fell, but Lin Yushang's work was far from over.Whether it is the government organization work of the small island, the economic construction work, the social status of the people of the small island, the fate of the sword fighters and the captured awakened people, these things are far more complicated. Overthrow and overthrow CRI.In Lin Yushang's words to Miria: "Don't think that everything will be fine after the death of the organization. We are just the first step in the Long March."

Indeed, to overthrow the rule of the CRI, all that is needed is enough force.But changing people's understanding of the problem of demons is not something that can be solved by force.

That afternoon, Lin Yushang organized all the sword fighters and several special service teams to clean up the CRI base.It's not just about cleaning, it's about keeping the channels clear and safe for easy visits.

At the same time, a large number of night elf ground troops began to take over towns and villages on the island under the banner of cleaning up the demons.All towns and villages that have been taken over, regardless of size, are subject to martial law.Regardless of day or night, all residents are prohibited from going out except for necessary living needs.The night elves also sent out "Wanderer" drones to check the food reserves of all residents' homes. If there was insufficient food, the army would provide them with military rations to ensure their livelihood.

At night, the garrison troops began to distribute a holographic image playback terminal to the residents of each house.This is a palm-sized square box that can be opened with a very simple operation.

"Hi, first time meeting. I am Second Lieutenant Cortana, the intelligence officer of the Third Night Elf Legion. I am very happy to serve you." When the terminal was turned on, Cortana's image suddenly appeared in the display area, "Patrolling outside , is an officer and soldier of the ground operation unit of our army. If you have any needs in life, you can ask them. As long as possible, we will try our best to meet your needs. We are deeply sorry for the inconvenience caused to you by the anti-terrorism operation Feel sorry."

"You must be very confused, what happened outside, if you are interested, I will introduce you in detail. For those residents who have insufficient food reserves at home, if you still don't know how to use the rations we provide, I am here I can demonstrate it to you. If..." After Cortana finished speaking, he listed several options for local residents to choose from.Cortana, or Cortana's subroutines, provide answers based on the residents' choices.

At the same time, Cortana informed all residents that starting tomorrow, he will lead the village chiefs of each village and ordinary villagers with a limited number of places to visit the CRI base in batches.Let everyone know the truth about so-called demons, silver-eyed witches, abnormal appetites, etc.The reason why there are other villagers besides the village chief is because Lin Yushang considers that all the village chiefs are male, so the effect of publicity will be greatly affected.Therefore, Cortana was ordered to choose as many female villagers as possible when selecting candidates.

On the second day, martial law was lifted.The teams stationed in the village began to lead the selected village chiefs and villagers to visit the CRI base.Lin Yushang, Miria and others carefully selected a few gentle and enthusiastic fighters to introduce them together with the personnel sent by the night elves.Since it was in a desert area, in order to protect the eyes of these ordinary humans, the night elves specially distributed a pair of polarized sunglasses to each of them.When introducing the outdoor scene, many villagers praised this fresh thing.

In order to let the villagers know the truth of the matter, Lin Yushang, Mi Liya and others worked almost all night.The materials of CRI were sorted out in detail, and not only enlarged photocopies of documents were displayed on site, but also many scenes were restored with 3D virtual images.It basically explains how a little girl grows into a great sword fighter after entering CRI, and then finally dies.

After watching it, many people burst into tears, even including many half-demon fighters present.Although people have experienced a lot of suffering, when there is no one to share it, they can only bear it silently.After a long time, people become numb and don't feel pain.But once someone can understand, years of psychological pressure can suddenly be released.Although crying is not very good-looking, it is better than enduring it all the time.

For these fighters, crying is a good thing.However, for Lin Yushang, what Lin Yushang was more worried about was the awakening of everyone's emotional agitation, so he distributed all the fighters with nano-polymer demon energy suppressors early on.After wearing this small metal ring around the neck, even if I don't control it at all, I can suppress the release of evil energy to less than 50%, ensuring that it will not lose control.Moreover, the nanopolymer can change color, so after wearing it, it can be completely invisible and not be seen by others.

In this way, within a day, the base received several batches of villagers, and the truth about the CRI organization was completely announced.Especially for those female villagers, Lin Yushang believes that the views of ordinary people on the small island towards the sword fighters will definitely change completely.

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While the night elves were leading the villagers to visit the CRI base for historical education, Lin Yushang was busy with other things.Miria was also with her.

"The induced force field has been activated, Leviathan, you can start jumping." Cortana's voice echoed in the command room.

The Leviathan is the experimental spacecraft of the "Double Helix" project.Equipped with a hyperspace engine capable of super long-distance jumps without a force field.

"Didn't it mean that this guy can jump without the induction force field?" Hearing that Cortana was still talking about the induction force field, Miria was puzzled.

"Oh, it's like this." Lin Yushang explained a little bit, "We are not sure about the function of this engine, so the experiment is to jump from here to the Essence Domain instead of jumping directly from the Essence Domain. From the Essence Domain Jump over, once there is a deviation, the spacecraft is likely to enter a completely unknown airspace. This is too dangerous."

"Shadow Dancer, this is Leviathan, we are entering hyperspace."

Within a few seconds, another Titan-class battleship appeared in the airspace of the SR-KBB galaxy.After that, the battleship stopped for a few minutes, ready to start its first uninduced jump.

"Overlord, this is Leviathan, we are about to enter hyperspace. The countdown begins..."

"3."

"2."

"1."

"Take off."

The huge spaceship instantly turned into a transparent and distorted ball of light and disappeared in place.At this moment, whether in the control room of the remote Essence Domain or the command room of the "Ghost Shadow", everyone held their breath and watched the screen quietly.It takes a few seconds to jump and fly, but every second makes Lin Yushang feel like sitting on pins and needles.

"Overlord, this is Leviathan, we have successfully arrived at the target galaxy. Repeat, we have successfully arrived at the target galaxy. The parameters of the spacecraft are normal, and all personnel are safe and sound. Waiting for instructions." The command room suddenly remembered the command of the Leviathan officer's voice.

At that moment, the two command rooms separated by millions of light-years were boiling at the same time. The elves who witnessed this moment applauded loudly with excitement, congratulating each other on another milestone in the safety of their motherland.

Lin Yushang also seemed very excited. While Miria was not paying attention, he suddenly hugged Miria and kissed her on the face.Then he picked up the tall half-demon warrior and turned it around before putting it down.It made Miria's entire face turn red.

"Thank you, Miria. If you hadn't taken care of me at that time, I don't know how long it would have taken for the task to end." Lin Yushang hugged Miria again and whispered in her ear.

"Hey, don't be like this." Miria was a little uncomfortable with Lin Yushang's movements, and struggled a little, "Thank you, and I thank you. Since Eluda's death, the rest of my life is to live for revenge .Yesterday, the goal was finally achieved. I'm still a little uncomfortable."

"Haha, live well. By the way, I see that Galadia and the others said that they are going to invite all the soldiers to come out and have a good drink. You should go too."

"Aren't you going?"

"We are a quick response force, and we can't drink alcohol. But I can accompany you, as long as I don't drink."

"Okay, let's go together then."

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When everyone celebrated together at night, Lin Yushang discovered that there are indeed all kinds of talents among the sword fighters.Galadia, who looks gentle and elegant, is so powerful when she drinks.He didn't need to cheat at all with evil spirits, and poured 5 or 6 new generation fighters in a row.Especially Dietrich, who was directly poured down on the table and fell asleep.Later, under Claire's instigation, Denisa came on the stage, and it was considered that the female devil was calmed down.However, the two of them just drank until both sides thought they could stop. In fact, the outcome was still undecided.

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After the successful experiment that day, the night elves conducted several verification experiments one after another, all of which were successful.The transformation work on the "God Envoy" class Titan battleship started immediately.But for Lin Yushang, her work on the experiment was basically over.Lin Yushang is now focusing on the economic and political construction of the small island.

On the second day after the big sword fighters finished their celebration banquet, Lin Yushang released the frozen Lucyella and Lahuana, not to return to the society, but to chat.For most awakened people, Lin Yushang felt that as long as they didn't eat people, they could still return to society.As for whether to deprive superpowers, this will be discussed in detail later.

The reason why I chose Lucy Ella, besides she has a sister who is a sword fighter, is also very important, that is, Lucy Ella is a person who pays more attention to the quality of life.Even if she had to eat people, Lucy Ella had to live well and dress well.For this kind of person, Lin Yushang felt that it should be easy to persuade her to agree with the night elves' social concepts.With Lucy Ella as a breakthrough, gradually understand the psychological state of the awakened, so as to deal with other awakened.If possible, recruit Lucy Ella to persuade other awakened people to return to human society.

Sure enough, as Lin Yushang expected, as a girl from a wealthy businessman, Lucy Ella and Lin Yushang got along very well.Whether it's wearing clothes or other things in life, there are many points of view that are the same.Lavana remained silent as always, only saying a few words when she was being teased by her sister.It made Lucy Ella sigh, saying that the organization had spoiled her sister.

Naturally, the content of the conversation should not be too far away from reality. Soon, everyone talked about the fact that CRI was overthrown.Similarly, Lucy Ella also talked about why she released herself first.

"Well, how should I put it. I don't want me to be forced to kill all the awakened ones in the end. It feels like you have a lot of compulsions. If possible, we are willing to find a way to help you get rid of the urge to eat people. And, for you, it seems that you have returned to the state of a sword warrior now, and the problem of eating people is no longer a problem. Then the rest is a psychological problem. I am worried that you will not be able to integrate into the normal society. Lin Yushang said while drinking soda.

"What are you afraid of? Afraid that I will continue to use force to dominate one side? You can even overthrow the organization, are you still afraid of me?"

"In terms of force, you are not afraid. But I hope you can agree with this society from the bottom of your heart. I know that you are a person who pursues a happy life. Whether you are an abyss person or an ordinary person, you have never changed this. But I want to say that no matter how many benefits you felt that force brought you before, it is not as good as the current stable society. As long as you are willing to live like an ordinary person, you will be fine."

"Really? What's the benefit?"

"Oh, let me give you a simple example. You don't want to smell bad when you go to the toilet, do you? You don't want to use stones, bamboo sticks, or dirt to wipe your butt after going to the toilet, do you? Or take a bowl of water to wash your buttocks, and then when you go to eat, you don’t need to hold it with your left hand? Although these things can’t happen once a month, they will still happen, right?” Lin Yushang’s face A very flat smile suddenly appeared on his face.

"Pfft..." Both Lavana and Lucy Ella stared at Lin Yushang with wide-eyed eyes. It was really hard for a beautiful woman who looked like a very lady to say such obscene things in an instant.The background of the two of them is completely covered by black lightning...

"I know you won't like it, so you can go to the toilet next to it later. I promise, you will like it."

"I said, aren't you afraid of ruining your image?" Lucia came back to her senses and asked carefully.

"Oh, what is the image? Can it be eaten?" Lin Yushang's face was full of desire for knowledge, like a little girl who doesn't understand anything, asking a big sister next door.

In short, that day, the two sides chatted very speculatively.Although Lucy Ella and Lavana will return to the frozen state for a period of time after the incident is over, Lin Yushang assured them that they will be released soon.

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Starting the next day, there is also infrastructure construction work in various villages.From that day on, all villages are connected by a hyperspace magic circle.The villagers no longer have to walk on the rugged roads in the mountains and forests full of bandits.

In the past, traveling from one end of the island to the other would take travelers a month or two on rough roads, even if they did not encounter bandits, demons, and other man-made disasters.Now, it takes less than a second to walk from the easternmost village on the island to the westernmost.It has greatly accelerated the exchange of personnel and materials.Business activities that were previously very risky have also become safer.

If anyone would be unhappy, it must be bandits.

In the past, these beasts in costumes who occupied the mountains as kings made a living by robbing passing pedestrians and business travelers, and sometimes they would take the initiative to attack villages and towns.Now, the passing business travelers on the road have completely disappeared.These people have no source of livelihood at all, and have to take risks to attack towns.However, they found that no matter which town they attacked, there would suddenly be a large number of holy guards in any town.The bandits had no way to start, and some bandits were even made dumplings by the guards of the holy capital who had ambushed in advance, and the whole army was wiped out.

Over time, all the bandits disbanded and quietly sneaked back to the villages and towns as jobless people.This is what Lin Yushang hopes to see. What Lin Yushang means is that if possible, let the residents of the small island maintain law and order by themselves, and the night elves only need to be responsible for infrastructure construction.Lin Yushang believes that as long as the infrastructure is done well, these criminals will have nowhere to hide in the end.Just like in the room on the spaceship, there is no need to worry about the mice digging holes, they can't dig at all.

Similarly, from the next day, Lin Yushang selected ordinary humans with magical talents from various villages to the holy capital, and the night elves sent teachers to teach wood magic.

The reason why he chose to teach wood magic instead of other magic that is more suitable for humans to learn is because wood magic can produce the effect of giving birth to plants.With wood-type magic, the food a farmer grows in one month can be equal to the previous year's output. This level is only the level of a second-level magician.According to Lin Yushang's estimate, in the first batch of magic classes, people who can reach the first level of magicians accounted for more than 30%.

What's more, even if the magic level is not enough, only the most basic magic apprentice level, you can use the magic circle to achieve the spawning effect and ensure food production.This is the "vegetable basket" project planned by Lin Yushang.Start with eating, solve the basic living problems of the people on the small island, and win the relationship between the two sides.Thereby increasing the local people's sense of identity and belonging to the Night Elf Republic.When the entire society focuses on producing and providing people's living standards, the Holy Capital Church will naturally be marginalized.

As for the sword fighters, Lin Yushang intends to train them to become social elites.Miria was supposed to go directly to the academy run by the Rational Thinking Society, but Miriah was unwilling to leave her homeland, preferring to participate in the economic construction of the island as an ordinary official.Lin Yushang agreed without saying anything.

Among the rest of the fighters, many people chose this path.But most people still hope to get a piece of land and go back to live the life of farmers.After all, most of the sword fighters are from the peasant class, and it is normal to go back to live a life of small farmers.Lin Yushang specially made some rings for them, which can convert the evil energy into wood-type birth magic, so that it can make up for the defect that the sword fighters cannot use magic.

Galadia still chose to stay in the church, which made Lin Yushang feel rather depressed.However, everyone has their own aspirations and cannot be forced.As long as everyone is well, Lin Yushang will be relieved.

In the report to his superiors, Lin Yushang also mentioned the issue of when to grant full citizenship to the people of the small island, that is, the issue of when to grant immortality.There is also the question of forming an army.It's just that these issues are very sensitive, and Lin Yushang also understands that it is still difficult for the headquarters to make a decision for a while.Anyway, there is plenty of time, let's take a step and see. (over)

PS: It's finally over, the old man wants to cry.Since I read the first Dajian fan novel, I felt like I was writing my own. Today, I finally finished it.Tired, just one word...

The last two encyclopedias

halo project

Baidu business card:

Also known as the "Sword World" project, it corresponds to the artificial planet project, namely the "Shield World" project.It is a new type of doomsday weapon project.

a brief introdction:

On the Leviathan-class warships used in the "Double Helix" project, a new type of doomsday weapon - the Holy Light of Annihilation is equipped.This is a doomsday weapon that uses gravitational effects to destroy stars.

The transmission speed of the gravitational effect is very similar to quantum entanglement. They both have the ability to exceed the speed of light, and even infinitely approach the instant.In other words, for an Angel-class Titan, it takes minutes or even hours for the laser beam emitted by the Judgment Day equipped to reach the target, but for the Leviathan-class, the time delay is almost non-existent.Therefore, the Leviatan class does not need to consider the fire delay caused by the distance from the target, as long as it is within the range, it can be hit by firing.It really does not need to predict, you can fire when you enter the star system, and you can hit when you fire.

However, even with such powerful weapons, the Dark Night Army is still not satisfied.After all, the spacecraft still needs to fly to the target star system to attack.Therefore, they ordered the military industry department to develop a more powerful doomsday weapon.This is the engineering project known as the "Sword World" project.

Due to the precedent of Leviathan, when developing new doomsday weapons, the four major groups have all focused on the gravitational effect.Soon, a super-weapon scheme shaped like a ring was born, and the "Sword World" project was named the Halo Project for this reason.

According to an insider who did not want to be named, the halo device is extremely mobile and can be teleported using a hyperspace system like a Titan battleship, and it is so powerful that it can instantly destroy all stars within 2.5 light years. Four of these rings fired together in the right place can destroy the entire Essence Domain at the same time.

Such a powerful weapon even made the generals who had supported this plan tremble in their hearts.After all, with such a powerful weapon, it means that if one operation is wrong, the night elves will completely disappear from the universe.If such a weapon fell into the hands of the enemy, the consequences would be unimaginable.

As for whether this plan will be implemented in the end, it is still unknown, but according to the past practice of the military industry department, this kind of plan will inevitably be implemented.

artificial planet project

Baidu business card:

Also known as the "Shield World" project.As the name suggests, it is to artificially create a habitable celestial body that does not depend on the existing star system.

Summary:

Since ancient times, where there is a spear, there is a shield.When all kinds of weapons that destroy stars to achieve the effect of regional destruction are flourishing, how to survive after the destruction of stars has become an increasingly important issue.After all, regularity means reproducibility.The weapons that the night elves can master may also be mastered by other races.According to rumors, shortly after Project Halo began, Project Sputnik also began.

According to an engineer who did not want to be named, the most important part of an artificial planet is to create a sphere that can simulate the light of a star and use it as the core of the planet. The entire planet is a hollow sphere, and all residents live on the inner surface of the hollow sphere. superior.

On such a planet, all light is enveloped, so it has strong concealment.At the same time, the entire planet can be transferred using the hyperspace system, and the mobility is also very powerful.Defense facilities such as shields can also be arranged on the surface of the planet to resist the attack of gravitational effect.

Of course, whether this facility is effective for omnidirectional energy pulse weapons such as halo devices remains to be confirmed.But what is certain is that with the rapid development of doomsday weapons, the importance of the artificial planet project will become increasingly prominent.

postscript

Although it is, it is actually written together with the preface.

Thinking back to when I read Dajian comics back then, it was when the animation just came out. At that time, I was still in high school, and it has been 8 years since then.Looking back now, maybe the motivation to watch it was just being shocked by Sister Di's death, and then wanting to know the development of the story.Maybe it really corresponds to a sentence I read during the day when I wrote the postscript: A man often does something not because he likes it, but because he feels he must do it.

I feel like this is the case when I read Dajian manga.For all the characters in it, even my favorite sister Mi, I will not be a fan obsessed.Those who can see here will definitely find that I am actually a cold machine.Although the leading actor is McCarty in my heart, in fact, he rarely plays.Most of his ideas, or most of my ideas, are actually embodied by Cortana.In my mind, I am actually an artificial intelligence program.

The first big sword novel I read was "Innate Silver Eyes" by the predecessors of Stonehenge.If I remember correctly, I should have started watching it when I was in high school.In other words, ever since I got into the bad habit of reading online novels, it has been out of control.Academic performance is poor.Hey... But, I am a very mechanical person, and it may be hard for you to imagine that I will watch San Shao's "Children of Light" more than ten times.How to put it, it's as if after you get used to something, you will feel uncomfortable if you don't repeat that action.

Then, it turned into reading Dajian fan novels, and it was out of control.But this time, I didn't watch Tiansheng Yintong more than a dozen times, mainly because I still feel sad.Everyone can tell that I am a rather funny guy.Not to mention "Innate Silver Pupils", it is "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" that I stopped watching when Guan Yu died, and Jules Verne's "Mysterious Island" when I saw a volcanic eruption.Only "Journey to the West" with a HE ending, I only watched it twice.

So, I can't stand the fact that there are many big sword fans, besides eunuchs, there are also lunch boxes for those characters.Of course, now...there are still Japanese three views on how to behave in the world.

These eight years have also been the eight years in which Sino-Japanese relations have gone from good to bad.The reason why I hate Beima is largely because, in my eyes, Beima represents a lot of bad things about Japanese people, many things that I particularly hate.Whether it is the theory of ambiguity of right and wrong, theory of winners and losers, theory of mutual use, or theory of the jungle, I am very disgusted.From the bottom of my heart, I am very disgusted and hate these things.

Therefore, a large part of the novels I write is to logically deny these disgusting things.To be honest, every time, no matter where, when I see these disgusting people's theories, I am very uncomfortable.All these discomforts added up, and ultimately, it prompted me to write this novel.

Writing novels is really tiring.This novel has been written since I was in college.I kept writing and writing for 4 years. 20 words is actually very little, but I really feel tired.That feeling, how should I put it... Maybe I should introduce the way I write novels.

Unlike many authors, I write novels without an outline.Because of the operation of the special forces, my writing is destined to be short, so many plots are repeated in my mind, just like a movie, especially those key plots, which are repeatedly shown.Only after writing it will it be put down.It feels like, instead of writing a novel, I'm doing psychotherapy.

But the time dragged on for too long, and many plots, which were well thought out at first, were forgotten when it was time to write.Especially after work, I have some inspiration every morning, but when I get busy with work, I forget it and never remember it again.Originally, for the last part, I should have written a report by Lin Yushang.But in the end, I could only write about the aftermath.I really can't remember how it was conceived before.

Just watching "Gu Jian Qi Tan" at that time, I understood Ouyang Shaogong's pain of forgetting the past.I also understand what my classmate once said, the artist's character is paranoid.I am such a person.Therefore, we can only look at it a little bit, just like the scriptures retrieved by Tang Seng, after going through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, there is still something missing.

Therefore, writing these is naturally very tiring.It is simply a kind of mental torture.Now, I can finally let go, and it feels really good.The only pity is, maybe by the time I post it, there will be no one in the sword bar, right?In fact, how many people still go to the sword now?I even signed in with just one click...

But it's okay, so you don't have to argue with people.

Here, the person I want to thank is Yaoyao Longsui, who silently read the novel for so long during my writing period.Let me know that I am not alone in admiration (is there really a "Fang"?), if it is not for reminder + discussion, I guess I will not be able to write.So, under the license, she played a cameo role.

Then it was Han tomorrow, if it wasn't for watching "Magic Crossing All Beings", I still couldn't make up my mind to write this novel.In fact, I am very satisfied with Haniya's ability, but unfortunately, the difference between Hanzi and I is too big.In the end, our relationship deteriorated because of the argument.Every time we talked about several key issues, everyone broke up unhappy.In fact, when I think about it now, I felt a bit like resurrecting my soul back then.I want to use Hanzi's novels to realize some of my own ideas.This is the root of the contradiction.This is wrong, here, I want to apologize to Hanzi.

Regarding the background of the article and the selection of the subject matter, I would like to explain it again here.

Why choose Night Elf?In Warcraft, I have the best feelings for night elves.Not only because of archers and beautiful MMs (actually the latter is the key point, right?), but more importantly, in the face of major issues of right and wrong, night elves can give up their own interests, stop learning and using magic, give up immortality, and even Can destroy the Well of Eternity.This is something that many people and many forces cannot do.It is not wrong to be selfish, but it is a big mistake to put one's own interests above everything else.Night elves are such a race that can control their own selfishness.So I really like it.

Regarding the background of Warcraft, I also want to insert a sentence here.The story of Prince Arthas is also the reason why I choose Warcraft.There are many similarities between this history and the fate of the sword fighters, and it is just right to use them.

Why choose EVEOnline?The first time I saw Eve of Star Wars, I saw a senior playing in an Internet cafe, and I fell in love with it at first sight.After that, the more I played, the more I liked it. Although I don't join the Legion or go to PVP, I am very satisfied with the settings and graphics inside. The "Eternal Life Project" originated from the eve of Star Wars. For details, you can go and have a look at the game settings.It is a pity that the articles of the China.com era are now gone.It may not be as comprehensive as the introduction.

The reason for choosing "Mercenary World" should be very clear, right?Lin Yushang is my favorite character, but what is more important is the history of the creation of dwarves by the Creator God.In the world of mercenaries, this paragraph is only used as a background.But I really like it.So I used it.

As for Halo, Call of Duty, etc., those are not so impressive.But it's also my favorite game.So I used them all.

In the end, when writing the preface and postscript, the article was still not published.This is also the reason why I wrote the preface and postscript at the end. I didn’t post it anyway, so I wrote the main content first.The result has been delayed until now.

There's a lot of nagging and talking, I hope you don't get bored.

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The article is finally finished... Hey...