[Rebirth] Taobao male ticket to buy or not

Zaozizao: Darling, are you there?

Hello, now customer service No. [-] is serving you

Customer Service No. [-] Chen Pi: Hello, I’m here, can I help you?

Zaozizao: I think you can rent out boyfriends in your store?Any place will do?

Customer Service No. [-] Chen Pi: I'm sorry dear, because of resource issues, our service is only provided in Tanghu City.

Zaozizao: That's great, I'm from Tanghu City!I want to rent a boyfriend!

No. [-] Customer Service Chen Pi: Okay dear, our prices are written in the product details, please take a certain amount according to the instructions.So what kind do you want dear?We have a black-bellied and powerful type, a gentle and considerate type, and a cute and soft cute type~ Zao Zizao: I want to drive away the perverted type! !

Customer Service No. [-] Chen Pi: Then I suggest that you choose a black-bellied and powerful model~ Our products have strong physical and psychological qualities, and you have also learned Taekwondo~ Zao Zizao: Okay, I’m done!How long will it take to arrive!

Customer Service No. [-] Chen Pi: Alright~ We will arrange for the kiss as soon as possible~ When Li Jing stopped typing with both hands, Lin Ziyang got up very witty and walked into the kitchen. Lin Ziyang, who had killed a thousand swords, ran together, but when YY was closed, it was obviously too late.Sun Zekun stared coldly at Li Jing who rushed towards him and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Brother, you have to help me!!"

"Pick up your own list by yourself."

"Brother, I only opened this store after you agreed with me!! Think about it, it might be a god-sent opportunity!"

"Good luck shit."

Li Jing, who is 173 cm tall, fell down at Sun Zekun's feet with a very shameless 'plop', crying and crying.Lin Ziyang, who had been pouring water in the kitchen for a long time, finally came out of the kitchen at this time, very sympathetic leaning against the door to drink water and gulping, as if he couldn't bear the scene in front of him.

Li Jing, who was supported by others, played even harder. He shyly half-squatted and half-kneeled on the ground, picked up the hem of his clothes as a handkerchief, and wiped his tears with a 'sigh': "Boss, I don't know how to open this store." For nothing else, just for those poor boys and girls who can occasionally experience a good love when they encounter setbacks. I have worked hard all the way until now, and finally got a full praise. It is about to close the store. You can’t let my A stain on your career!"

"Change this episode. I watched this episode last time." Sun Zekun leaned on his desk and rolled his eyes blatantly to the left, looking very impatient.

"No, it's probably true this time."

Before Li Jing could think of another way to say something, Lin Ziyang, who was watching the play, helped him out: "The superiors are cracking down, his store has only been open for two months."

Sun Zekun rolled his eyes to the right again, his disgust was self-evident, he folded his arms and replied, "Oh."

Sun Zekun watched Lin Ziyang couldn't help laughing, but for Li Jing who was kneeling on the ground performing Korean dramas and also for his jokes in the next six months, he decided to hold back and help Li Jing: "What's wrong, it's not like you .Isn’t this why you promised others to help you three times before? I counted, and I refused to admit it after only two times. Don’t you hate others to lie to you the most.”

Sun Zekun was persuaded by Lin Ziyang to feel the evil fire in his body, but what Lin Ziyang said was indeed true, this knowledge made him even more unhappy.He copied the cushion at hand and threw it at Li Jing, shouting: "I regret it, can't I!"

Li Jing, who was smashed, was grateful and hugged the pillow that fell on the ground, knowing in her heart that Sun Zekun had agreed.

Sun Zekun became impatient to the extreme and began to lose expression. Looking at Li Jing who happily ran back to serve customers, and Lin Ziyang who had no image of smiling, he made a positive note for each of them in his heart, thinking about the day when he would give each other a positive answer. Throw a bundle of sky-swapping monkeys, and send these two people who can go too far to the sky.

This is the independent dormitory of F University, and there are only three people living there, none of whom are normal.

In addition to the normal student dormitory, F University also has an independent dormitory, which is specially designed for rich people to choose roommates. The accommodation conditions are very good, with independent bathrooms, separate bedrooms, kitchens and living rooms. The network cables are all separate. It is close to the graduate dormitory. The accommodation environment is very elegant.

The only bad thing is that Sun Zekun thinks that all his roommates are sick.However, it's not that the whole family doesn't stay in the house. Sun Zekun himself is quite sick. He just didn't notice it, and he may not want to admit it when he finds out.

All three of them come from different majors. Sun Zekun is from the law school and is also the captain of the debate team in the school. With his sharp words, handsome appearance, and elegant demeanor after the court, he has become a grass in people's hearts.Only Li Jing, who was familiar with the bad nature of this person, silently expressed his objection in his heart, and dared not speak out.

Lin Ziyang and Sun Zekun, who are in charge of the hospital, are young, so maybe they can find a friendship from each other in the photo of themselves wearing crotch pants.The two chose to move to a separate dormitory after college, and they lived together logically. One was clearly evil, and the other was secretly provoking trouble. They also jointly established a guild in the game, and successfully mixed into the first big server and the first big gang. Since then, he has become a veritable friend who you kill and I care about.

The remaining Li Jing from the Faculty of Arts only looks weak and normal. If he stands between Lin Ziyang and Sun Zekun, the three of them can form a perfect U-shape.

Li Jing, who looks feminine, comes with a voice changer function. He can't distinguish male and female like a girl. This person keeps his pen and ink at home and runs to open a black shop on Taobao. He uses this special skill to act as different customer service. It seems to be very formal and large-scale, making a special trip to sell boyfriends to frustrated boys and girls.

At the beginning, this shop called Boyfriend only sold the function of chatting, but gradually it provided the service of real people in Tanghu City, and it became like a call cowherd.Li Jing thinks she is very noble, she is to provide love and peace for the human world.Both Lin Ziyang and Sun Zekun were noncommittal about this, one person ate melons and the other disdainful, but the disdainful Sun Zekun was pulled into the water and wanted to help Li Jing complete three orders. Since then, Sun Zekun has become Li Jing's big brother who has milk and mother .

It was the first time for Sun Zekun, who unfortunately went into the water, to go out. Lin Ziyang looked at him as if he was looking at a girl from an island country who went into the sea. Sun Zekun was so angry that he took off his equipment when he returned.

The first order of business was a very stressed young man with a fetish for women's clothing, one day every two weeks he would dress himself up and go shopping in the street, and all Sun Zekun had to do was to go shopping with him, without talking or being real. At most, it is to help the young man to ask about the specific situation when he is trying on clothes.Sun Zekun didn't quite understand it at first, but it doesn't matter.It wasn't until the order was completed in the second month that the young womanizer finally spoke in a pink dessert shop with few people.

Sun Zekun didn't know his original appearance, nor was he interested in knowing.As a result, the young man with a handsome face after putting on makeup had an unexpectedly low voice, and said "Thank you." Sun Zekun nodded and said nothing at that time, but pushed the red velvet cake he had just ordered towards the young man.It may be unconscious, but it is very sweet indeed.

Two weeks later, Sun Zekun was waiting for the young man at the old place again, but the young man never showed up.It wasn't until Li Jing called him and praised him wildly that he didn't know that the order had ended. It was the first time in his life that he did this and he got an unexpected praise.

"Fucking brother, you are amazing! I said you are amazing, you got such a high evaluation for the first time you did this thing, you have hope in the future! I will read it to you! Strong, gentle, steady..."

Before Li Jing could finish talking, Sun Zekun hung up the phone, went to the shop alone, ordered a red velvet cake, and sat there for an entire afternoon, from the scorching sun to the setting sun, until the last ray of sunshine was fully absorbed Under the tall buildings, he finally got up and left.That is, from that time on, Sun Zekun felt that it was not bad to help Li Jing once in a while.

However, this kind of relationship is like a tornado, which comes and goes quickly. He regretted it when the second deal was over, and he felt that he was about to explode by the third deal.He really couldn't figure it out, he was just a rare outburst of sympathy, comforting Li Jing when he was crying and sad, how could he get himself involved in this matter.Are there no rewards for good people these days!

However, the water that was thrown out when he said it, and Lin Ziyang fanning the wind and lighting the will-o'-the-wisp, he really had no face to repent, so he could only ask Li Jing with his head full of lawsuits: "What about personal information? Don't tell me, I will go to the TV station to post a missing person notice." .”

Lin Ziyang, who was sitting at the table on the other side, seemed to be fighting in the wild, and he made up the knife without raising his head: "That's right, sister Jing, don't worry about careful Zekun."

"Shut up!" Sun Zekun sat on the chair tiredly, really not in the mood to make trouble.

"Okay brother, wait a minute! After finishing speaking, he rushed back to his computer and started typing.

Customer Service No. [-] Chen Pi: Hello~ Is my dear still there~

Sun Zekun, who walked behind Li Jing and watched him typing, wiped his face unbearably, not quite understanding Li Jing's mental journey.

Zaozi Zao: Yes!

Customer Service No. 3 Tangerine Peel: Please send the delivery address and contact information here~ We will arrange staff to find you~ Zaozizao: Address: Building [-], Postgraduate Dormitory Building, F Dahuxin Campus, Tanghu City Name: Chizaozao

Contact information: 183xxxx0701

As soon as Li Jing saw the name, she was shocked that this was their school, so what about Sun Zekun's innocence, she immediately started complaining: "Oh, what are all the girls thinking now, how do you find someone with this name, right? Calling eating jujube is like a mentally handicapped, at least give me a real name, how can you be so careless after being entangled with others. Speaking of which, how much does this girl love eating jujube. "

Customer Service No. [-] Chen Pi: Dear, I’m sorry~ Due to the special nature of the product, please provide your real name~ Li Jing, who was busy making complaints and typing, didn’t notice it at all. Lin Ziyang, who was playing games, and Sun Zekun, who was rolling his eyes behind his back, both stopped and stared straight at his screen.Lin Ziyang even put down the game and walked behind him.

Lin Ziyang bumped Sun Zekun's back and winked.Sun Zekun didn't speak, and stretched out his hand to press down Lin Ziyang, with an unfathomable expression on his face.

Eating jujube, even being entangled by someone is exactly the same as what he complained about in the game, isn't that the girl who always followed him in the game.

At this moment, Want Want's customer service made a 'ding', indicating that there was new news. Both Sun Zekun and Lin Ziyang couldn't help looking at the screen, and there was only one sentence.

Eat jujube: Ah, sorry, I didn't think of that.My name is Chizao.

What the hell!

Li Jing was so frightened that he even forgot the iron rule that the customer is the first and needs to reply to the message immediately. He turned his head and turned back in a daze, and said to the screen stupidly: "Oh my God, this is the big ticket. Yes. Do you think that sooner or later this will be the popular male god in our school? Who has the guts to pester him, isn’t he a flower of Gaoling.”

However, both Lin Ziyang and Sun Zekun paid no attention to him, Lin Ziyang gloated over the drama, while Sun Zekun——

Sun Zekun returned to his place, his game hadn't been closed yet, and all the words he had talked about on the private chat interface were still saved there.

[Secret Chat] Chizao whispers to you: Ah no, it's very annoying to be entangled recently.

[Secret chat] Eat jujube and quietly say to you: The boss will remember to check the letter later!

Sun Zekun went to the envoy to collect the weapon Chi Zao Zao had sent him, and laughed with his head propped up.

Eat jujube, sooner or later, Chizao, right... OK, very good, I finally found you.