[Rebirth] Taobao male ticket to buy or not

The next day is Saturday, and ghosts don't want to get up early.

Sooner or later, he was woken up by Taobao's "ding dong" notification sound. He got up reflexively and touched the phone. After finally waiting for his eyes to focus, he found that the "boyfriend" he had been looking forward to in his dreams had shipped. .

He wanted to find someone to share his joy with, but since Wen Xiaoyu heard yesterday that metamorphosis has begun to evolve, he has spontaneously taken on the heavy responsibility of buying food, and he is going out to stock up now, not in the dormitory.No one can say that sooner or later he will have to blow up fireworks in his own heart, filling Fangyuan with sky-scurrying monkeys all over his body, and sending him directly to the sky.

After he was happy, he noticed that the customer service had sent him a message.

Customer Service No. 2019 Danpi: The goods have been delivered, please pay attention to check and receive them.The □□ number of the goods is: [-]xxxxx When I saw the □□ number, I felt familiar sooner or later, so I copied the number and punched my □□ to search, but there was no result.

Did I remember wrong?Although I was still a little puzzled, it was more urgent to get rid of the abnormal/perverted heart after all. Sooner or later, I directly added the □□ account, and the person opposite immediately agreed to the application.Sooner or later, I can't help but sigh secretly, no wonder this store has so many good reviews and is so dedicated.

The other party replied very quickly after agreeing to the application, but the message he sent immediately made Chi Chi confused.

Yao: Hello senior, I am Sun Zekun from the law school.

...fuck...

Sooner or later, I finally remembered why this number seemed familiar. Who doesn't know Sun Zekun from the law school? !

Sun Zekun, who was still lying on the bed in the dormitory, wanted to laugh very much. Since he sent the first sentence, he hadn't replied to him sooner or later, so he must have been stupid.Thinking of such a scene, Sun Zekun felt very happy.

Sun Zekun has two □□ two mobile phones, two sets, one for playing games and one for daily life.The number he uses to talk to Chi Chi now is used in daily life.

Yao: Don't be shocked, senior, I am the boyfriend you booked.

Sooner or later: ... the amount of information, junior, is a bit huge

Yao: Senior, don’t worry, I won’t tell others about this, it’s professional ethics. Sooner or later: Will it affect you?

Yao: Haha, what kind of influence can it have? Besides, even if someone really says something, I won’t lose out if I have a popular male god as my boyfriend Sooner or later: ... Thank you, you are not bad...

Yao: Then when shall we meet?

sooner or later: wait

Sooner or later, he changed the note to Sun Zekun, got up and hid behind the curtain, looked at the door of the dormitory, and only answered Sun Zekun after finding nothing.

Sooner or later: Monday, that person doesn't seem to be here on weekends.

Sun Zekun lay on the bed and raised his eyebrows, thinking that I made a special trip to let you relax for more than ten days, but now you want me to wait for two days instead?So he twitched his fingers and quickly brainwashed Chi Chi.

Sun Zekun: It's okay, but I think it might be better to start from the weekend.

Sooner or later: why?

Sun Zekun: Think about it, senior, if we get together unexpectedly on Monday, it will inevitably make others feel tricky.It's better to go for a walk from the weekend so that people can see it, and it will be easier to talk about it when you ask.

After thinking about it sooner or later, I think it is true, and it is necessary to explain the situation and precautions to Sun Zekun before the plan starts.The customer service also kept reminding him to remember to communicate, so he agreed sooner or later, and the two made an appointment to meet at the milk tea shop in the school.

Sooner or later, Sun Zekun had already arrived, and he chose a small cubicle very considerately.Sooner or later, this was the first time he saw Sun Zekun seriously. In the past, Sun Zekun had always been a figure living in legends for him.Sooner or later he almost has the aura that he has, and he also has the skills that sooner or later he doesn't have, such as being like a fish in water in the crowd, and enjoying everyone's gaze safely.As if born with a halo of dominance, he is like a sun.

Both of them have a certain understanding of each other, so when they meet, they even save the link of self-introduction, which is very trouble-free.Sun Zekun felt that sooner or later his eyebrows would be picturesque, and he couldn't tell that it was the funny guy in the game.Sooner or later, he felt that Sun Zekun really had a strong aura, and his voice was a bit like Bai Ze's. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a little more fond of Sun Zekun.

Sooner or later, I had an efficient exchange of information with Sun Zekun, conveyed the purpose of my actions this time, to get rid of the dead pervert/statement that entangled him endlessly, and at the same time, my behavior in reality must not affect his chasing male gods in the game Behavior, here he doesn't seem to mind the fact that he's gay at all.

Sun Zekun bowed his head and drank tea, listened carefully to what Chi Chi had to say, and finally nodded to express his understanding.

Seeing Sun Zekun like this, sooner or later he was very satisfied.So he showed the second smile since we met, it was very shallow, and he leaned on the back of the sofa with his arms crossed, aloof and a little lonely.

At this time, Sun Zekun raised his head, and a little doubt was just right on his handsome face: "I probably understand. But senior, I have a question. If you really don't like him and feel bored, why don't you just refuse him?"

"I refused, it's useless."

"Then he has been following you and harassing you. The suggestive text and pictures sent to you should still be there? You can sue him, and I can help you if you need legal assistance."

Such a question made Chi sooner or later feel a little oppressed, he frowned to express his displeasure, and said, "I have no such plan."

"Why?" Sun Zekun didn't intend to let him go, he put his milk tea cup on the table with a "da" and leaned forward.Such a posture really put pressure on Chi Chi, and Chi Chi began to feel a little flustered, and his aloofness that he insisted on in front of others could hardly be maintained any longer.

"Why, senior? Is it because of fear? Or..." At this point, his voice sank. He was originally a subwoofer. Sooner or later, I have the illusion that my ears are being licked, "Is it because you still have a good impression of him in your heart?"

"I've said it." Chi Chi turned his head, "I have someone I like."

"Oh? The one you met online? Online dating?"

"Shut up. You crossed the line, you shouldn't ask about this." Sooner or later, you will have the desire to stand up and run away. If Sun Zekun asks again in the afternoon, he might actually run away.Why does this person who is more than two years younger than him make him feel a little scared from the bottom of his heart? To be honest, to exaggerate a little bit, he feels that he is about to experience what the ancients said, "two forces are fighting, and I want to go first."

But Sun Zekun didn't continue to ask, he shrugged like those little rascals in Japanese anime, and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I won't ask." Sooner or later, as soon as Sun Zekun relaxes, he will flirt again One sentence: "However, senior, you looked really angry just now, much more vivid than your usual look."

Sooner or later, he decided to selectively pretend not to hear, otherwise he felt that he might report Sun Zekun before reporting the full circle.

God knows, he is just learning from his previous life experience and preparing to take a different route. Reasonably, according to the script, shouldn't he reach the pinnacle of his life, why does he feel derailed now?

"Then let's discuss how to do it first..."

The topic of discussion between the two finally got on the right track, and sooner or later they felt a little more at ease. At the same time, they felt that they must have been stupid for thinking that his voice sounded like Bai Ze.

The weekend passed quickly, and the next Monday meant that sooner or later he had to face Man Fangyuan. He was a little nervous. Before going out, Wen Xiaoyu stretched out a hand from the bed half dead, waving at him like hope in the disaster area. Wave your hand to show encouragement.

I don't know how sooner or later he felt inspired from that zombie-like hand. He showed a firm expression to the hand protruding from the quilt, whether it was shaking or twitching, and then grabbed His bag went out the door.

Then he really met a strong man full of three at the gate.

Man Fangyuan obviously didn't know that sooner or later he already knew him, so sooner or later, who walked past him without squinting, didn't go mad and transform, but continued to follow behind him very pervertedly.

Sooner or later, he kept listening to the footsteps behind him, looking very calm and composed, even the fluttering fingers when he lowered his head to press the phone looked very cool and handsome.Although he just texted Sun Zekun in a frenzy, asking where he was and why he didn't come, he felt that he was going to die.The words were miserable, and he felt that a little coldness was a fart in front of his own chastity and life.

Just when he finally couldn't bear it and was about to call Sun Zekun, Man Fangyuan finally couldn't bear it and called him from behind.

"Senior."

After hearing the voice, Chi Chi frantically floated over to cover his face with bullet screens. Each bullet screen was composed of shit, very dense.He struggled in his heart for a long time, and finally sent the last text message calmly. Fortunately, he explained the address clearly, and then he turned his head, and the doubt on his face was just right.

"Senior, my name is Man Fangyuan, and in the game it's called Youzai Youzai. I like you, please stay with me."

"Sorry, classmate, I don't know how you recognized me, but I have no plans to fall in love."

"Senior." The strong man named Man Fangyuan didn't seem to care about Chi Chi's refusal at all, instead, he moved closer to Chi Chi.His appearance is very worthy of his name. From a distance, he looks like a very simple and rough piece of meat kneaded together by square and circle. At the same time, because he is a sports student, he has a strong physique, and he wears short shorts in the slightly cold weather. Sleeves, revealing his thick/strong arms covered with hand hair.He seemed to want to reach out and grab Chi Chi, but Chi Chi dodged it.

"Senior, why are you pretending to be so prudish? Others are not fooled by your indifferent appearance, but I know how you are coquettish in games." Man Fangyuan's voice was very thick, deliberately lowered When teasing, there is a feeling of rough tongue scratching on the body. "Bai Ze is neither salty nor salty, maybe Luo Hua will be ruthless on purpose, why not follow me."

"Senior, you are so obedient, you probably haven't been c/aoed before. You pretend to be so abstinent, and you really want it in your heart, right? If you follow me, you will cry with joy every day, senior."

Such blunt and blunt words made his thin face turn red sooner or later, he tried to hold on to his last bit of calm and said: "When you go out, turn left and there is a shop to welcome you."

Man Fangyuan sneered, and grabbed Chi Chia involuntarily, this grasp was firm, Chi Chi Chi couldn't break free at all.

How could a science and engineering nerd beat a sports student! !

This area is full of small forests, usually it looks very quiet, it is like a representative of greening in colleges and universities, but now it is very dangerous, no one may notice you in any corner of the cat in broad daylight.

Sooner or later, he quickly grabbed a very resilient branch and began to resist desperately. He exerted too much force, and finally that cold and abstinent image could not be stretched anymore.

"This classmate, please let go quickly. I want to study hard and don't want to fall in love."

The rabbit bit people when it was anxious, and the explosive power of the otaku was amazing when his virginity was lost. Man Fangyuan couldn't tear him off the tree for a while, so he could only grit his teeth and say, "It's okay, you are in the arms of big brother." You can also learn.”

Sooner or later, she finally decides to give up her own image, whatever her senior's entrustment, whatever her childhood habits are, go to hell with it.

"Brother, please let me go. I have a boyfriend. He is very scary. If you pester me like this, if he finds out, I will really be troubled!!!"

"Sooner or later, stop joking. How can you have a boyfriend just like you are so devoted to Bai Ze?"

Fuck, you know I'm so devoted to Bai Ze, you still come to force me, are you human?

"I've always said that I have admiration for Bai Ze!!" Sooner or later, he felt that he was really going to cry. Where did he provoke this psychosis?He was really afraid, the fear and pain in his previous life were real, and every once in a while he would pop out from the depths of his consciousness and stab him.

And Man Fangyuan didn't seem to be bothered to continue arguing with Chi Chi, and planned to drag Chi Chi away forcibly.In fact, at this moment, he has no plans to do anything about Chi Chi, because the time, place and people are in harmony, he plans to solve the problem of harmony with Chi Chi first this time, and then create the right time and place.

However, before he could exert his strength, his hand was grabbed.This was a real grab, the man who came was so strong that he was about to crush his wrist.

"This classmate, what's the matter with you grabbing my boyfriend like this?"

Sun Zekun!At this moment, Sun Zekun is very worthy of the five-star praise in that store. Sooner or later, he feels that the dissatisfaction with him the day before yesterday is gone. Now he is simply tall, brave, and handsome.

Sun Zekun pinched Man Fangyuan's hand, exerted more effort to make him let go without any trace, then embraced Chi Chi, and kissed him on the hair.Sun Zekun's height is 187, and he will be exactly 180 sooner or later. This action is very suitable for him to do.Sooner or later, I felt that my blushing face was going to burn now.

"Student, haven't you heard a saying?" Sun Zekun kicked Man Fangyuan. It didn't look like he had used much force, but he just kicked him on the ground.Sun Zekun took Chi Chi into his arms, and stepped on Man Fangyuan's hand. "Others say they want to study hard and don't want to fall in love, not because they really don't want to fall in love, but because they don't want to fall in love with you."

"Is it clear?" At this moment, Sun Zekun looks very much like he used to force a group of killers to sing and dance. He is the second ancestor of the hooligans, and he is currently playing the role of Chi Chi's boyfriend very conscientiously.Man Fangyuan didn't expect such a thing to happen, she seemed a little unresponsive, and subconsciously nodded her head.

After seeing him nodding, Sun Zekun smiled, and vividly explained what a hooligan/hooligan is: "If you understand it, get out of here."

The author has something to say: I am so tired, why am I locked