818 The royal pair of dogs and men

When Gu Zhun and Gao Yang rushed over, Lei Jia was personally showing Wen Che around his other treasures. All kinds of strange creatures that only Wen Che could not think of, and that no Lei Jia could not fix, appeared in front of Wen Che one by one.The most amazing thing is that they are still very beautiful, which makes Wen Che somewhat at a loss how to evaluate District Chief Lei Jia's aesthetics.

It’s like the combination of a parrot and a mynah that Rega is most proud of. The feathers on the outside are really colorful and smooth, which corresponds to the saying that the color is white and the snow clothes, the mouth is red and the hair is green. Nai Qi is definitely considered a male god-level appearance in the world of parrots and mynahs.

But...

Bickering is the daily hobby of the male god of birds:

The parrot said, "I didn't expect you to be such a mynah."

Mynah said, "I didn't expect you to be such a parrot."

I always feel that there is something thought-provoking behind these words!But, heck, if you think about it again, this is artificially taught, and you will easily think...their owners are probably sick.

The most sick thing is that when Wen Che and Lei Jia leave the bird area to visit other magical species, the parrot and mynah will raise their heads together and say another sentence in Wen Che's direction, which proves that they not only know how to At the same time as one sentence, it also deepened the impression that their master was sick.Because what the parrot and mynah said together is: "The uncle often comes to play~"

"..."

"Why don't you teach the mermaid to say this?" Wen Che always had a special way of thinking.

"Because the parrot said this, it won't make others think I'm a beast, but the mermaid's appearance is too similar to that of a human, and it's easy to cause unnecessary strange thoughts."

You still have such awareness? !These words were displayed on Wen Che's expression almost without any concealment.

Just at this moment, a primate mammal passed by calmly holding a specially made "indifference.jpg" expression.There are many such animals in Rhaegar's zoo, and the trained ones always hold all kinds of small signs with expressions, as if they really have emotions.

Wen Che felt that among the district chiefs, it would be difficult to find someone who was better at playing than Lei Jie.

Obviously, when Gu Zhun and Gao Yang heard the news and came to "rescue him", they were very surprised that Wen Che could get along with Lei Jia so happily.

"What? You thought I would bully him?" Lei Jia looked at Gu Zhun with a half-smile, and he didn't look like a serious district chief, "Don't worry, I will definitely bully him, just like you deliberately occupied Gaoyang is just as cheap."

"...Please don't say such misleading words, thank you." Gu Zhun had no interest in Gao Yang at all, he just wanted to coax Gao Yang to sign while Lei Jia was away.

Lei Jia found out earlier than Gao Yang that he had been tricked into diverting the tiger away from the mountain, so he returned from the military headquarters very soon.However, his brain circuit is not normal. After learning that his lover has signed the contract, he came to the conclusion that - since you Gu Zhun bullied the person I like, then I will bully the person you care about.

Cough, that's why Wen Che had the accident of meeting the golden-tailed mermaid.

Wen Che was really intimidated by that mermaid at first, and he was completely dumbfounded.But then, heck, don’t forget that he is also a brain boy, he quickly fell in love with Rega’s creativity, and even opened up his own brain, he decided to raise a mermaid too, and he only said one sentence: "Here, where is this place?"

It must scare a lot of people =V=

It was rare for Lei Jia to meet someone like Wen Che who was so clever that he was in tune with him, so... he started to get worse.As a result, Wen Che became happier the more he looked at it, and Lei Jia began to seriously think about whether he should make friends with his son-in-law Che.

"Ray is three and I think we need to talk!"

Regardless of whether Wen Che was afraid or not, Lei Jia's thinking was very inappropriate.Gao Yang was completely on fire.As a person who likes children very much, it is really difficult for him to understand Lei Jia's naivety that no matter how old the other party is, he must care about the end.

Gu Zhun stood behind Wen Che, and gently covered his eyes: "The next thing is a family war, it's not suitable for children."

With the darkness in front of his eyes and his ears covered so he couldn't hear anything, Wen Che finally realized one thing: "Are District Chief Gaoyang and District Chief Lei Jia brothers?"

"..." Gu Zhun was suddenly worried that Wen Che didn't even understand what falling in love was. Fortunately, his good memory reminded him that Wen Che's hobby was watching dog blood soap operas. It was impossible for him not to know what falling in love was. It's just that the bloody relationship in his impression that you love me and I don't love you, I love you and you don't love me anymore, is different from the reality.

When the "war" subsided, the head of Gaoyang District blushed and his heart beat, and his collar was slightly open (yes, you read that right, it was indeed the head of Gaoyang District who was going to teach people a lesson, but in the end, heck, the head of Gaoyang District was counterattacked), Gu Zhun told Wen Che: "They are a legal husband and wife, not brothers."

"But they look alike."

Gu Zhun was taken aback for a moment, and then he was very happy to find that Wen Che's brain circuit was quite normal. From the perspective of appearance, Gao Yang and Lei Jia were indeed quite similar.Fortunately, Wen Che wasn't really misled by dog ​​blood soap operas: "This is called husband and wife."

The lunch that day was cooked by District Chief Gao himself, and balloon pudding was specially chosen for dessert, because Gu Zhun said that Wen Che liked it.

District Chief Gaoyang really likes children, but he doesn't know why he didn't apply to District Chief Lei Jia to raise a child.

When Wen Che ate the balloon pudding, his happy eyes narrowed, like a big cat lazily basking in the sun in the afternoon.However, deep down in his heart, he was also wondering why the emperor's younger brother was so similar to him, from personality to preferences, to what others said was the emperor's younger brother's daily life.

After the pleasant lunch, the head of Gaoyang District accompanied Wen Che to watch the dog-blood soap opera as a landlord, leaving Lei Jia and Gu Zhun to have a "sincere" deep talk in the study.

The specific content is briefly described as follows:

You idiot.

Damn mental retardation.

Ha ha.

Indifference.jpg.

Sometimes, getting along with adults is so difficult to understand.Especially when these two adults, one is schizophrenic and the other is schizophrenic.The boat of friendship capsizes.

They talked in the study for almost two episodes of TV series, but the real time to talk about business was actually only in the last 5 minutes.

Lei Jia stretched out his hand to Gu Zhun with dead eyes: "Bring it."

Gu Zhun raised his eyebrows, with a disgusted look on his face that I don't understand what you said, he did it on purpose, it's obvious.

"You know that I can't really rest assured that Gao Yang can increase the hatred value by himself. Give me the consent form, a few more copies, and I will have all my old friends sign. Are you satisfied?"

Of course Gu Zhun was very satisfied.This is the special power from Gao Yang that he told Wen Che about. As long as he signs it, it is impossible for Lei Jia to leave him alone.

"...Why are you so stingy?!" Lei Jia ruthlessly complained about Gu Zhun while signing the signature.Even if he is a vicious snake spirit, he still has nothing to do with Gu Zhun.Every time he sees Gu Zhun, he gets a habitual stomachache. This is the root cause of the disease left over from the years when Gu Zhun was his immediate boss, and it hasn't healed yet.He thought, before Gu Zhun passed away, he probably won't get better.

Gu Zhun sat on a gorgeous and spacious armchair, crossed his legs and crossed his chest: "You were the one who bullied Ah Che first."

"Obviously you provoked it first!" If Gu Zhun hadn't tricked Gao Yang into signing because of Gao Yang's difficulty in rejecting others, Lei Jia wouldn't have thought of bullying his son-in-law Che, who was a 14-year-old child. , he is not really stingy to this extent.

"I'm not talking about today." Gu Zhun still had that laid-back look of being pissed off.

Rhaegar fell silent all of a sudden. It was indeed their fault. After all, the entire Griffon Legion had offered their allegiance to Queen Gabriel, but in the end...

"The emperor humiliated his ministers to death. How did you do it? Bully His Majesty and leave his only son."

"We didn't bully him, and we really wanted to help him. But... everyone has difficulties." Rhaegar is the district chief of Agares, and he belongs to the Prince of the East. This prince is notoriously tyrannical.He is the uncle of Wen Che and Emperor Ming, the half-brother of the late Emperor, and the illegitimate son. When the royal family has no direct blood, he becomes the heir to the throne.

"Then kill him. Are you willing to be a small district chief for the rest of your life? The Colonel Lei I knew back then would not be so depraved. And I am willing to extend my friendship to my former chief." hand."

The princes of Sifang do not necessarily have to be blood relatives of the royal family, and those who are capable always live there, and the competition is very fierce.

"Do you know that the bloodbath incident after Emperor Ming's ascension to the throne was a minefield for all district chiefs?" Lei Jia frowned, and he kept turning the pen in his hand. The more tricks he had, the more he struggled in his heart.Faced with Gu Zhun's proposal, it is impossible for Lei Jia not to be moved, but at the same time he is also very afraid of the recurrence of the incident of Emperor Ming, because he knows very well that today's district chiefs absolutely cannot tolerate a second time, because they are The beneficiaries of the bloodbath incident back then, how could they allow themselves to become a stepping stone for others.

"Of course I know." Gu Zhun shook his upturned legs, showing an arrogant attitude that was under control. This was a side he would never show in front of Wen Che, because...that was too frivolous and bloody. Yes, he smiled, and said something that Wen Che's presence would definitely piss off, he said, "So I'll do a power shuffle before Ache ascends the throne."

Those who follow me prosper, those who oppose me perish.In fact, Gu Zhun has always had the potential to be a tyrant. He only cared about the peaceful and prosperous life of Wen Che's life, but he would never think too much about the world after Wen Che's death.

"That Your Highness doesn't need to know?" Rega raised his eyebrows.

"Of course he doesn't need to know that his world is full of love and peace, thank you. Whoever destroys his utopia is clearly provoking me. Believe me, no one will try to be hostile to me."

Rega really couldn't refute this.The way his young former subordinate became ruthless back then is still his nightmare today.Although District Chief Lei Jia and Gu Zhun are friends in a certain sense, he has never stopped worrying about Gu Zhun over the years. He said that if he woke up one morning, he would hear Gu Zhun He would not be surprised at all when Er's announced on Xingwang that he would destroy the universe.

For now, though, the universe is probably safe.

The man who saved the universe didn't know anything about it. He was sitting on the suspension car returning to Fontainebleau Palace with Gu Zhun at this moment. My friend chatted with Guangnao online: "I got the letter of consent from the head of Gaoyang District and the head of Lei Jia. The head of Gaoyang District was taken by Gu Zhun, but I think the letter of consent from Lei Jia should be obtained by myself. "

"How did you do it?" He He & Su Banxia.

"Cultivated a common hobby with him, right, I guess." Wen Che was actually a little skeptical, but that's what Gu Zhun told him. Gu Zhun said that after he went to the study, Lei Jia gave him a letter of consent. , for the rest of the time they were basically just recalling the friendship they had in the past.

"You are amazing! I knew you could do it!" Su Banxia believed everything without a doubt.

"Yes, you are really amazing." He He didn't believe it all, but his IQ made him feel very clearly that it would be safer for him to pretend that he believed it all.

"Have you watched the Star Network? Today the whole school is discussing what happened yesterday."

Saintess candidate Hai Ling is completely finished.

The foreshadowing laid by Hehe was dug out one by one according to his expectation, within less than a day.Well, he has a trumpet that cannot be traced by himself, and he has contributed a lot to fanning the flames.

First, it was confirmed that the video released by the candidate saintess had misleading edits, and that she maliciously framed Wen Che; The image doesn't match at all, and it's terribly vitriolic; in the end, there are more scandals about the candidate for the saint in her early years, which He He has found out a long time ago.

It's really hard to believe that a 14-year-old girl can be so bad.But the reality is often so cruel. The cruelest people are often children who don’t understand anything. They don’t know what responsibility is, and they don’t understand how much influence and harm they will cause to others when they do something. .For example, another saintess candidate harmed by Hai Ling had a reputation of being unfaithful to the God of Light all his life. The older saintess candidate committed suicide, but Hai Ling never felt that he had done anything wrong.

However, what really crushed Hai Ling to death was her blasphemous straw.

"I didn't frame her, she said it herself. I spent a lot of money to get that video." At a party where she was drunk, Hai Ling kept yelling about what is in this universe There is no god at all. If there is, the first person to be sanctioned is the Sect of Light.

This is simply killing her. Xinmin will not let her go, and the Guangming God Sect will not let her go.

Of course, it is definitely impossible to kill people because of such a few words, but everyone shouting and beating has become a reality.It is said that Hai Ling did not come to school today when Wen Che asked for leave, and the procedures for withdrawing from school are already being processed.

"To be honest, I think the only thing she said is right. If there is a God of Light in this world, the most important thing that should be eliminated is the Sect of Light."

After He He finished saying this, Wen Che suddenly remembered that there was something He He hadn't told him: "What exactly was the vicious incident of the Light God Sect that you told the media that day?"

He He said: "I will tell you when you come back at night."

Gu Zhun raised his eyebrows. Obviously, He He didn't want to tell Wen Che, but he didn't want other people to know about it. As for who this other person is, it's obvious, isn't it?Currently, he is the only one in the hover car, along with Wen Che's guards.Wen Che has refused to choose an exclusive knight so far, which has resulted in him being unable to have his own knight order, only the guards.But Wen Che didn't mind at all.

Gu Zhun...well, Gu Zhun actually didn't want anyone except him to be Wen Che's exclusive knight.

So things were delayed like this.

At six o'clock in the afternoon, Gu Zhun personally sent Wen Che to the third-class learning star. There were many paparazzi waiting outside, and Wen Che was in despair at this world where he would even make star net headlines if he asked for leave.

Today's evening self-study is a reflection on the monthly exam paper.

With the first grade in theory, Hehe got a night's rest as a matter of course; Su Banxia...she had no way to save her, and she was used to the last grade until the instructor; Wen Che's unexpected grades were not bad, nothing special Well, it's not particularly bad, at least he has passed all the homework, and with the results of the actual combat test, he is ranked neither high nor low.

"We should really thank Hai Ling. If it weren't for her mess, Ban Xia and I would definitely make headlines."

One is the first in theory, but is all-in in actual combat; the other is the first in the senior test after challenging the senior test in actual combat, but the theoretical age is the lowest, and it is rare to be successful in science.

In fact, during the daytime class, the instructor has already explained part of the monthly exam papers, and there is no instructor supervision during the evening self-study. After all, everyone is just... being punished for copying the wrong questions.When Hehe didn't need to copy for punishment, Su Banxia couldn't finish copying at all, and only Wen Che needed to copy, the three of them naturally helped Wen Che write wrong questions together, and at the same time chatted casually in the back row of the classroom stand up.After Hai Ling was gone, the two rows behind were surrounded by the three of them.

The topic of their chat was naturally what He He promised to tell Wen Che about the mysteries of the Guangming God Sect. He was not afraid of others hearing it, because...he had activated the jammer.Moreover, if other people in the class don't have two assistants to help copy the papers at the same time, if they are still distracted, they will definitely not finish writing before tomorrow.

The First Military Academy is very strict in both theory and actual combat, it can be called abnormal.In the eyes of the instructors, He He, who has all perfect marks, can only be regarded as a normal state, even if only one point is deducted, it should not be done, and they must be written by hand until the rest of their lives.

Now that few people use tools other than optical brains to record things, the tradition of copying papers in the First Military Academy is really perverted.

"Do you still remember a movie that Banxia and I asked you to approve before?" He He was copying Wen Che's language, and while answering, he still didn't forget to complain, "God of light, why can you Memorize all the poems, but always make typos?"

When looking at Wen Che's papers, he could clearly feel that he had actually memorized all the poems on these papers, but... it was because of typos that he couldn't give marks.

"I don't know QAQ either." Wen Che was also very depressed. He obviously felt very good about himself during the exam. He thought of a lot of things that he thought he must be wrong.

Su Banxia copied the math paper, she kept yelling "Damn, this question is answered like this" and "Damn, this question can be answered like this", her math paper was basically just Confused by multiple choice questions and fill in the blank questions, the following application questions were not written together.Wen Che wrote it obediently. Although there were quite a few mistakes, there were also some correct ones. Although the results of some questions were wrong, but the previous steps were correct, half of the points would be given.

He He worked very hard to change the topic from the perverted monthly exam paper to the movie he was talking about.

Wen Che vaguely remembered such an incident. It was at the end of September. He and Su Banxia and He He had just become friends for a month. He He said that he and Su Banxia invested in a movie, but because of the subject matter It's more sensitive, I hope Wen Che can help pass the trial.Guaranteed that there will be no political issues involved, but, cough, the scale of the movie is relatively large.

Wen Che naturally agreed to help.After all, this matter is really not a big deal. It is very common in the empire where film censorship is strict. Wen Che didn't take it to heart. At that time, he just said casually that he should tell him to watch the film when it was released, and the matter passed.

As, cough, a well-known tenth-level fan of dog blood dramas, Wen Che is still looking forward to the works that his friends invest in.

"What does it have to do with the Light God Sect?" Wen Che stopped writing with a confused look on his face.

"It has a lot to do with it." Because the film that He He and Su Banxia invested in was actually about the bloodbath of the church when the Gemini were less than ten years old.This is a secret that the Bright God Sect absolutely does not want to be revealed, but it is also the beginning of making He He and Su Banxia completely loathe the Bright God Sect.