Dengxian of crossing

Lin Zhi, a 20-year-old flower, is definitely not mud.The family has a house and a car, and my sister and brother are pretty.

There is an old artist mother who is in charge of the house, everyone is a lady, everyone is good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and there is a martial artist father who is in charge, who is heroic and heroic, who dares to cause trouble... Ha ha!Stir-fried meat with bamboo shoots is top-notch.

Elder sister, Lin Ling, has a pair of smoky eyebrows in the distant mountains, a pair of peach blossom eyes with autumn water cut pupils, her skin is white and delicate like mutton fat jade, her nose is exquisite and her mouth is exquisite, which is better than bjd's angry bag and thunderbolt, especially her tall stature She has an exquisite body, and although she is a man with a female body and short hair, she is also a heroine in a female school. Even if she is invincible in the whole school with her fists, her crush can still line up from the head of the Yangtze River to the tail of the Yangtze River.

The younger brother, Lin Feng, has a pair of heroic eyebrows and a pair of domineering golden phoenix eyes. He is a handsome 190-year-old man with a high nose and deep eyes. Said that the male god among men, the fighter among male gods, from the age of eight to 80, was the target of his hormone attack.

With such a sister and brother, it stands to reason that Lin Xiaozhi's face should not be bad.

In fact, due to the good genes of the family, his face is indeed not bad.As for his figure, although he is not as hot as his younger brother who is a fitness male model, he still has four-pack abs, and he is also slender and graceful.

only……

Every family has its cupboard.

"Damn gay! Hurry up and get up! Do you want to be late on the first day we meet?"

Lin Xiaozhi, who was sleeping soundly, had just dreamed that he and his future husband were getting married. The other party took his hand and kissed him tenderly. Then he held the platinum ring and felt a pain in his waist and abdomen before he put his left ring finger on. The whole person jumped up, and when he opened his eyes in a daze, he saw his picturesque elder sister retracting her feet, with two points of disdain and three points of contempt and five points of shame in her charming peach eyes.

Lin Xiaozhi silently glanced at the other party's leather rose red stiletto high heels that were a full fifteen centimeters high, rubbed his waist, and said to himself, no wonder it hurts so much, it's not wrong.

But my sister is too ruthless, kicking herself so hard!Thinking of this, student Lin Xiaozhi couldn't help crying, "Sister, you are too cruel qaq..."

"..." Lin Ling looked extremely similar to herself, but with such a pitiful look on her masculine face, she couldn't help but twitched fiercely.What a shame!

Thinking of her, Lin Ling is also a famous man!Although she is not domineering enough, she was also the child king when she was young, the eldest sister when she was rebellious, and the queen-to-be when she matured, but she has such a younger brother who looks so similar to herself, not to mention, what is it like to be a mother, all day long Hanging out with a group of little girls, either reading novels or visiting forums, and going all out together, she really lost Lin Ling's face!

……

Lin Zhi said: I am wronged!

To be honest, a certain Lin Xiaozhi is just a normal boy. At most, it is because when Lin Ling was too rebellious and unable to satisfy her desire to love her daughter, the old mother of the Lin family acted as a substitute and raised him as a girl. Generally, boys are quieter and more coquettish, and this is not a big deal.But unfortunately...

"Damn gay! Are you reasonable? Hurry up and get out of here!"

Lin Xiaozhi, he is gay...

Just when Lin Xiaozhi got up with a sad face and was about to change his clothes, a low, magnetic and super attractive voice came from the door, which could make people's ears pregnant, "Tsk! Sister, it's your fault, what's wrong with gay? Now In the West, homosexuality is legal for everyone, and they can all get married! Besides, it’s not up to me to decide, and we Xiaozhi are not the kind of scumbags who are played with by np, who don’t provoke anyone, so what about homosexuality? gone?"

Lin Xiaoling, who had the face of a princess and the body of a queen, was furious.Although she has a weird personality, at most people will say that she is a man, and she is also a well-known girl killer otaku idol on the Internet, but in the Lin family, she is the most conservative one.

The most famous thing is her life plan, not to fall in love before the age of 22, not to get married before the age of 25, not to have children before the age of 29, a couple for a lifetime, and never having a spare tire.

It is conceivable how much she hates her brother's "problem" which is different from ordinary people.

It's fine if it's just a homosexual...Don't look at Lin Xiaoling who beats and scolds her younger brother for his evil behavior, but she is definitely the most protective one in the whole family!The snacks I was reluctant to eat when I was a child are all given to my younger brother. Whoever dares to bully my younger brother, even if it is a best friend, will let her bite him back. Skinned.

But rather...

"You are obviously a man, but you are a victim! This is really..." Lin Ling gritted her teeth angrily and felt helpless.

After Lin Xiaozhi came out of the closet, Ms. Lin Ling, who knew nothing about it, deliberately discussed the relevant knowledge with her third brother, a rotten boy who liked bt and had nothing to do, and borrowed some "professional information" ".That is, pure love novels and comics, and then...

"You actually let a man... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! You're really embarrassing my old lady!"

After reading through the books, Lin Xiaoling found sadly that although her brother's body was fair, no matter from which point of view, he was well received, especially after she talked with her twin brother and found out... Not even thinking about counterattacking!Really Nima (*&^^(&*^&!!!!

Ms. Lin Ling became completely irritable when she thought that her beloved younger brother was about to give up, let alone the one below. I can't argue with it!

"It's better to die than to raise you like this!"

As a senior otaku who can't look like a man, Comrade Lin Feng is not happy, "Oh my sister! What's wrong with Shou? The body is delicate and soft and easy to push down, much cuter than Gong! Especially my brother, who looks like a beauty The best shou is very popular!" Then he said, "Don't look down on the little shou! It's not for nothing that you are more controlled than attacked! I didn't see that the main subject is cute and the main attack is thunder!"

Lin Xiaozhi wanted to cry after changing his clothes.

Nima, my dear brother, are you speaking nicely of my brother or adding fuel to the fire?

Sure enough, the violent Ms. Lin Ling exploded immediately, but fortunately, this time it was not the innocent Lin Xiaozhi's children's shoes, but the outspoken Comrade Lin Feng.

"You still dare to say it! You know something is wrong with your brother, but you don't know how to persuade him, and you show him those messy things! This is good, it's over!"

Lin Fengren is handsome and good at studying. He is also a top-notch sportsman. When I saw it, I didn’t know that he was a crook! What’s more, what if he was crooked? We can’t find a good one with our family’s conditions?”

"What are you talking about! Who would want to be a pervert if he can be a normal person? Do you know how difficult Xiaozhi's road will be in the future? Do you know how many people he will face? People's eyes! You don't care about your brother if you stay out of it, right?..."

Not to be outdone, Lin Feng immediately retorted, "Who said that? If I don't care if he can stare at him like this! It's fine if the gender is like this, the big deal is to check on the future partner! You don't know how many people my brother is If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't know how many times he has been cheated by others! And..."

Listening to the quarrel between the two people, Lin Xiaozhi only felt that there were three hundred ducks singing "Ode to Joy" in unison in his ears. That feeling... Really Nima makes people's soul shake!

"Enough! Stop arguing!"

Suddenly, a loud roar interrupted the quarrel between the two of them, allowing the room to return to calm. The interrupted two turned their heads and fixed their gazes on Lin Xiaozhi. The fierce and murderous aura in their eyes was still there.

So...Lin Xiaozhi's children's shoes...with no ambition...withered.

"I just want to say...you go ahead, leave me alone, I'm going to brush my teeth and wash my face!" As he spoke, Lin Xiaozhi quickly slipped between the two of them, and then turned into the bathroom.

Listening to the sound of washing from inside, the elder brother and brother of the Lin family, who are very different in hobbies and personalities, finally have a unified place.

"What a loser!"

"qaq chirp chirp chirp~"

Lin Xiaozhi looked at the mirror and brushed his teeth aggrieved.

It's not his fault that he's soft-tempered!In front of others, he is still a very manly young man!If it weren't for his sister and younger brother being too scary, how could he be as pitiful as the little weak subject in Xiaobaiwen!

but……

Lin Xiaozhi squeezed his white and tender skin, looked at the face that resembled the twin sister, and couldn't help sighing.I don't blame my sister for being so irritable, she is such a strong person, if it is Lily, she must be an emperor, and if she loves herself so much, she must not see someone who looks the same as her suffer...

in fact……

当初谈心的时候自己只是说了做0做1没关系，一切随缘啊！又不是说自己是个纯0！没想到那个被纯爱网文灌输了错误印象的姐姐就认定自己是个纯0了啊！还是个一点儿反攻心都没有的没用弱0啊！

Oh my god!This is really unjust!You know, most gay guys are actually only 0.5?

After avenging his sad heart countless times, Lin Xiaozhi took off the towel and wiped his face, then hung up the towel and walked out of the bathroom.

Outside, the two were still arguing. As for the content of the argument, the content of the argument had changed from the rationality of being gay to the normality of Lin Xiaozhi as a small subject.

"I didn't say it, sister, you are too strict. There is a little shou in my group, tsk! That is a bitch! Not only do I have to use three different things every time I wash my face, but I also have to put on sunscreen every day. Cream, isolation cream, whitening cream, at least five layers can be cleaned up on the face before going out every day! My brother is already normal, okay?"

"Oh! That kind of man is still called a man? It's just a change of attitude! If Xiaozhi dares to change like that, I must castrate him! Since you don't want to be a man, just be a woman!"

Hearing his sister's resolute words from outside, Lin Xiaozhi suddenly felt a pain in his lower abdomen...

Nima is really not his fault!Anyone who meets such a sister will not be discouraged, he calls him grandpa!

Enduring the chill in his lower abdomen, Lin Xiaozhi walked out of the bathroom with a sad face. Scared by Lin Xiaoling's words just now, his calves trembled and he walked out by leaning on the wall.

Lin Ling couldn't see Lin Xiaozhi's useless and cowardly appearance the most, so she said "tsk!", raised her eyebrows, raised her eyes, lifted her upper lip, and showed a [-]% contemptuous expression, "You What's that expression? I've been raped!"

Lin Xiaozhi: "..." Is this really a sister? Is this really a woman? Is this really a young woman in her 20s who can't even be called a woman!

Lin Xiaofeng came out to smooth things over, stopped his elder brother who was only 175 and half a head shorter than himself, and said, "It's alright, alright! Let's go!"

Lin Xiaoling spat and said, "I just look down on this woman's face!"

"..." Lin Xiaofeng retorted coldly, "Don't forget that his face is just like yours." As soon as he said this, Lin Xiaozhi immediately agreed with him.As expected of his younger brother!He said everything his brother had always wanted to say but dared not to say!

"Tsk! What? I let him choose this face?!"

Seeing that Lin Xiaoling was about to blow up again, Lin Feng quickly said, "Okay, okay! If you didn't let him choose, he can't choose by himself! It's almost done, hurry up, they are still waiting!"

"Huh!" Lin Ling, who always abides by the concept of time, snorted coldly when she heard that there were still people waiting. She stopped talking, turned her face and glared at Lin Xiaozhi again, "Hurry up! I want people to wait until the end of time!"

Lin Xiaozhi: "..." Huh!No human rights!

But no matter how crazy the os is and has no human rights, he can't be late... Therefore, Lin Xiaozhi and his sister and brother still arrived at the hotel on time.

Mom and Dad, as well as Uncle Zhao and his wife, who were meeting the date, arrived earlier. They arrived more than an hour earlier than Lin Xiaozhi and the others, saying that they wanted to talk about family affairs.

Of course, as a group of four who grew up together, of course, they are idol groups in school, and they haven't seen each other for two or three years. They talk about the past, talk about the present, and imagine the future, which is completely reasonable.

Different from Lin Xiaozhi's ups and downs * modern novels, these four people can be called a smooth, silly, sweet youth school drama, so their relationship is also very good. I haven't seen each other for so long. It's also perfectly normal to have time to chat.

What's more, when the brat arrives, they're about to enter into another completely different and frustrating conversation.

Lin Xiaoling showed a very sweet smile that was completely contrary to her nature, and greeted the people sitting behind the round table, "Uncle Zhao, Auntie, long time no see~"

"Aiyo~" Uncle Zhao is fine, and the auntie couldn't hide the smile on Lin Xiaoling's face, with a sweet look on her face, "Xiaoling~ she's so big, tsk tsk, the longer she is, the more beautiful she is. If it wasn't for My son... really want you to be my daughter-in-law!"

Lin Xiaoling also smiled, "What are you talking about~"

Uncle Zhao also called Lin Xiaozhi and Lin Xiaofeng who were behind her to sit down, and said, "Come on, sit down quickly, I haven't seen you for three years, and I almost don't recognize him, you guys grow up so fast."

"Hey, they're all stupid and tall, how can they compare with your family's Hengchen?" The Lin family's father also said, "Sit down quickly, Xiaofeng sits next to your Uncle Zhao, and Xiaoling sits next to your aunt."

Then Lin Xiaozhi's children's shoes were placed.

It's not because he's unlikable or despised because of his sexuality, but because...

"Sorry, I am late."

A steady voice came from the door, and then a man about 25 years old walked in, wearing a suit and a neat tie, with a briefcase in his hand, even his hair was combed meticulously and moussed, Looks like the elite just walked out of a conference.

After this person came, he looked around, walked towards the empty seat next to Lin Zhi, sat down, and nodded at Lin Zhi, "Hello. Are you Uncle Lin's second son?"

Here comes the reason.

"Hello, I'm Lin Zhi." It's also your blind date this time.

Lin Xiaozhi children's shoes thought silently in his heart.

Zhao Hengchen, 28 this year, is eight years older than Lin Zhi, the second son of the Lin family who married at the same time, thanks to the superior fertility of his parents.I have to say that although the looks and conditions are similar, compared with the probability of being unmarried and getting pregnant once, the couple of the Lin family who have been dawdling for nearly five years before having their first child is simply far behind.

"Hi, I'm Zhao Hengchen."

In the 21st century, the network electronics industry is developing rapidly, and the communication between people is more convenient. However, because of the proliferation of colorful pornography, the awareness of connection between the new generation is becoming more and more shallow. Coupled with the rapid development of the times, people The pressure of life is increasing, the frequency of life is becoming more and more busy, and non-essential contacts are becoming less and less...

It is difficult to remember all the colleagues in the same company, let alone the children of parents and old friends?

Zhao Hengchen felt that it would be nice to know that there was such a person.

In fact, it’s just that he doesn’t like socializing very much and devotes all his energy to work, which is why he is so special. No matter what era it is, there are always people who are well-rounded and well-versed in communication, let alone the child of parents and friends who have only heard of it. There are many people who can be recognized at a glance even by relatives who are thousands of miles away, and there are many talents who can hook their shoulders. It's just that Zhao Hengchen is not such a person, and of course, he doesn't bother to be such a person.

Lin Zhi carefully looked at this guy who was said to be a young elite, a fighting hero among the elite.

The height is at least 185, and he is only a layer shorter than his younger brother. Even with a suit in the way, he can still see a very well-proportioned and graceful figure. With big eyes and double eyelids, he is full of energy, and his brows are unconsciously frowned, making him look very serious.

What's even more rare is that he has a calm demeanor that is rare for ordinary people at this age. Although he doesn't look old, it makes him more mature than ordinary people.

All in all, a very good guy.

While Lin Zhi was observing him, Zhao Hengchen was also observing the man opposite him.

With fair skin and big eyes, he looks obedient and has a special temperament.She is good-looking but not feminine. However, it is estimated that a little dressing up will definitely make people unable to tell the gender.Looking at Lin Ling's identical face again, Zhao Hengchen couldn't help sighing, it's really a pretty face, whether it's a man or a woman, it's so pleasing to the eye.

If that group of people knew about such a superb product, they would be crazy.

Seeing that the two juniors seemed to be satisfied with each other, the mother of the Lin family and the aunt of the Zhao family looked at each other and smiled.

Tsk tsk, it is said that children are the debt of parents, and it is not easy for anyone to meet such a child.Fortunately, both of these two families are more open-minded and love their children, so they didn't do anything to sever the relationship, and they didn't look down on their own children.

But the child's future is always a big problem, and people outside are always uneasy, and this circle is so chaotic... it is more reliable to get close to people who know the basics.Fortunately, the children of old friends are also the same, otherwise, it would be even more headache now.

As if seeing the same bitterness on the face of the old best friend, the two women over forty both smiled bitterly, and then changed the subject to talk about recent trivial matters.

The atmosphere seemed to be getting better gradually, and the dishes on the table were gradually being filled, not many, but all the people present liked it.After all, they are acquaintances, so they don't need to be too grandiose, they all know the basics, and they know what they like.

After talking a few words, I became somewhat familiar with this blind date whom I met for the first time.Lin Zhi began to talk about some daily life with the other party, which was the first step to understand each other.

But at this moment, the door was kicked open with a "bang!"

The loud sound caught everyone's attention, and all eyes were on the door.

There was a young man standing there, panting. Although his hair was a little disheveled probably due to strenuous activities, it could still be seen that he was in good shape.

Everyone didn't realize what was going on, and Dad Lin smiled and asked, "Did you go to the wrong door?" Zhao Hengchen stood up, looked at the young man with a worried expression, and asked sharply, "Why are you here? The young man strode over with red eyes, grabbed Zhao Hengchen's tie and pulled it down in full view, and pressed a kiss on his lips.

Lin Zhi: "=mouth=!!"

Father Lin & Mother Lin & siblings of the Lin family: "=口=!!"

Dad Zhao & Mom Zhao: "=口=!!"

Zhao Hengchen: "!!!!"