The right and left hand who accompany you countdown

Couple quizzes twenty questions

Bean: Douban Jun

Original: Lin Yuan

Chong: Fu Chong

In a relatively quiet Starbucks in Shenzhen, Mr. Douban has gone to the bathroom twice in a row, one is to turn on the water, and the other is to decal yellow on the mirror. . . . (What the hell is the yellow flower?) It’s a haircut in front of the mirror. After all, facing two legendary men with good looks, tall stature, and high IQ, there is still a little bit of tension and tension in my heart. Impulsive drops (bad, let’s be honest again, fell).

Ten minutes before the appointed time, the door of the café opened, and two men, both over 10 tall, walked in one after another.

The man in front is taller. He looks about 186 centimeters tall. He has a strong physique and a stern face. Although he only has three colors of black, white and gray on his body, the well-fitting tailoring perfectly highlights his perfect figure. Looking at it coldly, it seems that He is a very stylish model, but if you take a closer look at his expression and temperament, he is extremely majestic and domineering, far beyond the comparison of those small models who are just clothes racks.

The man behind him is younger, and it is very enjoyable to look at his face in a place where there are relatively many southerners. There is a handsome northern man in his integrity.He looked like he had just been picked up from the company. He was wearing a pair of black slim-fit trousers under a lake blue shirt. He was dressed as a standard white-collar office worker. The tight muscle lines vividly displayed the eight characters of "looking thin when dressed, and fleshy when undressed".

Mr. Douban looked at the two men for a moment, and felt that there was a flower (crazy) in front of him, and both sides confirmed the person they were looking for.

"You are Doudou? I am Lin Yuan, and he is Fu Chong." Lin Yuan sat down, but still gave people a condescending feeling.Fu Chong on the side nodded to Mr. Douban, smiled slightly, and sat down.

"Yes, I'm Douban-jun (huh, that's your real father)." For some reason, facing Lin Yuan's slightly narrowed, scrutinizing eyes, Douban-jun subconsciously felt a little nervous.

"Do you look good? Is there a man?" Lin Yuan ordered two cups of coffee.

"You... Hey, I'm interviewing you two today, why did you ask me about my *, and... you don't ask Xiao Chong what he wants to drink, just give him some!" Douban Jun tried to open Yawugua is against Xia Linyuan's domineering, how can he ask such a private question when he comes up. . .Does anyone have a man? . .Hello. . .Did I say I like men?

"He knows my taste..." Fu Chong explained to Mr. Douban, and then said softly, "We made a bet about you on the way, and he lost."

Hearing Fu Chong's words, Lin Yuan stretched out his hand to hold Fu Chong's right hand and rubbed it lightly, "Well, have you figured out how to punish me tonight?"

"Well, think it over, you tonight..." Fu Chong's mouth rubbed against Lin Yuan's ear, and his voice became lower and lower. The man smiled when he heard it, as if the way of punishment was exactly what he wanted. .

"Hey! Enough is enough for the two of you... Show off your affection in front of me again, and be careful that I will write three chapters in a row and abuse you so that you will be paralyzed!" Douban Jun finally couldn't bear it anymore. "Hurry up, what did you bet on the road? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Threat me?" Lin Yuan frowned, and narrowed his eyes, "You made me hunched and my head turned white. I haven't settled with you yet, and dare to abuse you. Tell me, who gave it to you?" Such courage!"

"You... just be content with it... I didn't write that you were taken care of by someone in prison!" Douban Jun forced himself to remain calm in the face of Lin Yuan's dark eyes.

"Okay, don't be ridiculous," Fu Chong took over the topic with a smile, "We bet, I said you shouldn't be very old, but he said that your articles are old-fashioned, probably in your seventies and eighties, haha, the result He lost badly."

"Seven old and eighty? That's enough! It's not because you are a bad mayor, you have no choice but to write so many political things, and you still say that I am old..." Douban Jun gave the interview outline and rolled his eyes. the man in front of him.

"Twenty questions about husband and wife quizzes..." Lin Yuan leaned back coolly, "Xiao Chong, you come first, your wife takes priority... Oh, take it easy, I'll come first, I'll come first!" No Knowing where Fu Chong had sneaked up on him, he quickly changed his words.

"These issues are issues that readers and friends are more concerned about and concerned about. I hope you... agree with each other and show the sincerity of our northern men, ok." Douban Jun saw that Lin Yuan's eyes seemed to flicker when he looked at the problem, and hurriedly handed over a few Hit him with a word.

"Your readers... are all so heavy-speaking?" Lin Yuan frowned and asked, "Okay... there is nothing we can't say, let's start."

Bean: [-]. Is it the first time you have sex with a boy or a girl?

Original: Male.

Lin Yuan glanced at Fu Chong beside him, who was concentrating on the question in his hands without looking up.

Bean: Second, the age at which you had sex for the first time?

Originally: the second grade of junior high school. . . . 15 bar.

The question card in someone's hand shook.

Bean: [-]. How many times did you have sex for the first time?

Original:. . . .three times.

Bean: [-]. Do you have many sexual partners at present?How many are there?

Original:. . . .One, do you think that is too much?

Bean: One more than me.

Original:. . . . . .

rush:. . . . . .

Bean: [-]. Are you satisfied with your current sex life with your partner?

Yuan: Very satisfied, so satisfied that I would never get out of bed.

rush:. . . . . .

bean:. . . . . .

Lin Yuan gently put his hand on Fu Chong's thigh and stroked it, while looking at his handsome side face with some fascination.

Bean: [-]. Tell me about your most memorable one-time *experience with him, in eight words.

Yuan: The first time.

rush:. . . . . .

Original: Crazy, Extremely Tight, Evil, Thrilling

rush:. . . . . .

Bean: 1. Tell me about your sex role, 0, 0.5, [-]?

Original:. . . . . 1

Chong: Are you sure?

Original:. . . . .In general, right?

Bean: Well, I understand.

Bean: Eighth, do you like role-playing in your sex life?If so, what do you like to play?What about the other party?

Yuan: I must like it!I love playing the rapist, him. . .Needless to say. . .

rush:. . . . . .

bean:. . . . . .

Bean: [-]. How often do you have sex (once a few days)?

Yuan: We don't have a big aunt, how could someone ask such a stupid question, of course we do it every day.

rush:. . . . . .

Dou: Cough, cough. . .

Bean: [-]. How about the quality of sex life (the highest number of times both parties can do, and there is still time)?

Yuan: Hehe, four times for me and five times for him, each time ranging from 30-60 minutes.

Dou: (Thousands of mud horses fly by in my heart... Is this a trick to abuse dogs?)

Bean: [-]. What do you think is the reason why you are most obsessed with your lover?

Yuan: The food is well cooked.

rush:. . . . . .

Bean: [-]. What do you think is the reason why your lover is most obsessed with you?

Yuan: It’s a great tool to live well.

rush:. . . . . .

Bean: Thirteen, the thing your lover did that moved you the most?

Original: Be steadfast.

Lin Yuan gently kissed Fu Chong's face, ignoring the vague gazes around him.

Bean: [-]. If time changes and your lover meets someone you like more, what will you do?

Yuan: First of all, there is no such possibility. Even if there is, I will pursue him again, and he will naturally give up others and fall in love with me again.

rush:. . . . .

Bean: Fifteen, time changes, your lover's face gets old, will you still be faithful?

Original:. . . . . .I am 10 years older than him, whoever raised this question, come out, I promise not to kill him. . . .

bean:. . . . . .

Bean: Sixteen. Have you thought about having a child?How many.

Yuan: I have thought about it. I plan to immigrate to Australia and have two surrogates, one surnamed Fu and one surnamed Lin.

Bean: Seventeen, hey, this question. . . .If you die first, what kind of life do you want him to start?

Yuan: Take care of the children.

bean:? ?

Yuan: Take good care of the children, miss me for the rest of my life, and then come to me in the end.

rush:. . . . . .

Bean: Eighteen. What's your favorite part of his body?

Original: Chrysanthemum.

bean:. . . . . .

Fu Chong's coffee spurted out.

Bean: Nineteen. What do you call each other when you are having fun in bed?

Original: baby, eldest son, little ancestor, little coquette. . . . . .

rush:. . . . . .

bean:. . . . . .

Bean: [-]. What would you most like to say to your lover right now?

Yuan: I love you!

Mr. Douban looked at the hands of the two men holding each other tightly and staring affectionately, silently put aside the cold dog food, no, he drank the coffee.

"It's your turn baby! Remember, listen to your heart and tell the truth," Lin Yuan winked at Fu Chong, "Hey, I'm looking forward to it!"

Fu Chong frowned, "I'm not telling the truth, I don't have a history of budding at the age of 15."

bean:. . . . . .

Original:. . . . . .

Chong: Let’s start.

Bean: [-]. Is it the first time you have sex with a boy or a girl?

Chong: Men.

Lin Yuan suddenly raised his head, his eyes widened, and then slowly narrowed.

Bean: Second, the age at which you had sex for the first time?

Chong: 25 years old.

There was a strange look on someone's face.

Bean: [-]. How many times did you have sex for the first time?

rush:. . . .once. . .I am not sure

bean:. . . . . .Why (confused face)?

Chong: Because. . .I was knocked out by him

Original: Baby!I knew it. . .I knew I was your first night, hehe!

bean:. . . . .

Bean: [-]. Do you have many sexual partners at present?How many are there?

Chong: only one

Bean: [-]. Are you satisfied with your current sex life with your partner?

Chong: Very satisfied.

Lin Yuan winked at Mr. Douban proudly.

Bean: [-]. Tell me about your most memorable one-time *experience with him, in eight words.

Chong: In Beijing, after being drugged by him, I had sex for the first time, it was absolutely wonderful.

Original: hey

Dou: describe it in eight words (cover your face)

Chong: still, still, still, still

bean:. . . . . .

Bean: 1. Tell me about your sex role, 0, 0.5, [-]?

Rush: 0.5

Yuan: Be honest! ! !

Chong: So what do we do every year on my birthday and rape anniversary?

Original:. . . . . .

Bean: Well, I understand.

Bean: Eighth, do you like role-playing in your sex life?If so, what do you like to play?What about the other party?

Chong: I like it.I like to play. . .Son, he loves playing rapist and daddy.

bean:. . . . . .

Bean: [-]. How often do you have sex (once a few days)?

Chong: If we are together, it will be every day.

Dou: Cough, cough. . .

Bean: [-]. How about the quality of sex life (the highest number of times both parties can do, and there is still time)?

Chong: Hey, I did it five times and he did it four times, each time ranging from 30-60 minutes.But when I do 1, I will take care of him, usually no more than 30 minutes each time.

Yuan: Can we not mention this?

Bean: [-]. What do you think is the reason why you are most obsessed with your lover?

Chong: The medicine is good.

Original:. . . . . .

bean:. . . . . .

Chong: Just kidding, infatuated, prodigal son turns around.

Bean: [-]. What do you think is the reason why your lover is most obsessed with you?

Chong: The meal is well done.

Yuan: I'll just say it.

Bean: Thirteen, the thing your lover did that moved you the most?

Chong: I will not change my infatuation.

Lin Yuan kissed Fu Chong's face again, ignoring the vague gazes around him.

Bean: [-]. If time changes and your lover meets someone you like more, what will you do?

Chong: Report him, I have something that will kill him.

Original:. . . . .

bean:. . . . .

Bean: Fifteen, time changes, your lover's face gets old, will you still be faithful?

Chong: Yes, forever!

Bean: Allow me to be touched for a while. . .

Yuan: Go and be moved. Xiao Chong hasn't eaten yet, so he just had something to eat.

bean:. . . . . .

Bean: Sixteen. Have you thought about having a child?How many.

Yuan: I have thought about it. I plan to immigrate to Australia and have two surrogates, one surnamed Fu and one surnamed Lin.

Bean: The answer is exactly the same.

Bean: Seventeen. If you die first, what kind of life do you want him to start?

rush:. . .I am younger than him, and I must walk behind him, because he can't take care of himself or his children, so I won't be at ease. . .

Yuan: Stop talking. . .Pass me the tissue.

Bean: Eighteen. What's your favorite part of his body?

Chong: cucumber.

Bean: Pfft!

Original:. . . . . .

Bean: Nineteen. What do you call each other when you are having fun in bed?

Chong: baby, dad, big prodigal, little coquettish. . . . . .

Original:. . . . . .

bean:. . . . . .

Bean: [-]. What would you most like to say to your lover right now?

Chong: I love you forever!

The interview is over.

Seeing Mr. Lin Yuan hurriedly took Mr. Xiaochong to find a place to eat, pretending to be on official business, not wanting to be a 1000-watt headlamp, and Mr. Douban, who declined the invitation of the two of them, sat sadly in Xingkeli for a while.

It turns out that the most beautiful thing in this world, besides freedom, is love.

So, what reason is there not to allow yourself to enjoy the magic of love when you are young and beautiful?my dears. . . .The years are quiet and good because of you; life is short, don't forget me!