Liuxiang

The show goes on and the audience keeps watching.

The host didn't expect Yi Baitang to go to the toilet, he found a chance to go to the toilet by himself, and slipped towards the direction of the director's team.

The director team was still in the corner just now, the director and assistant director folded their arms, chatting with a few screenwriters next to each other, and they had a very happy chat.The host listened closely, and they were actually telling pornographic jokes without any sense of anxiety that the show would be ruined!

"You guys are messing around like this..." But the host couldn't help it anymore, he said, "Are you really not worried about the ratings falling below the previous low?"

Headed by the director, these people all took a look at the host, and then at Shang Huaiyan who was on the phone all the way.

They spoke earnestly: "The boss is here, what are you talking about!"

"..." host.

These guys!Can we really work together? !

From the preview of "Old Ganma" this afternoon, Yi Baitang felt dizzy.

First, the program group came to his side, and then the program group changed the format of the program, and it really aired according to his idea a long time ago!

It’s day!

Yi Baitang felt a little breathless excitement.

It's like a super big surprise from a not-so-pretty gift on a birthday, completely beyond expectations!Totally overjoyed!

All kinds of complicated and interesting recipes have already popped up in Yi Baitang's mind. Every time he is happy, all kinds of recipes that let his mind fly come up in an endless stream, and the inspiration flickers from time to time.

At this moment, the scene on the big screen had already shown the two shopkeepers who played the role of a fight, which triggered an alarm in the shopping mall, and they both ran away!

He blurted out: "The next thing should be a public opinion!"

Then Yi Baitang sat back on the chair at the entrance of the restaurant, lost in thought: Today I want to make an edible balloon!The scope of application of this balloon is among parties and birthday banquets! "Balloon" has all the functions of a balloon, it can fly, it can be colorful, it can be used to fight, and most importantly, it can!by!eat!

But this is the concept of molecular cuisine, which requires some technological equipment.

And how do I ensure that the eaten balloon is clean?Put them all in one box?Put it on a plate?Designate a balloon floating area?Or attach a standing foot under the balloon?But if this is the case, what is the difference from ordinary food!

Yi Baitang fell into deep distress.

Worried, he focused his gaze on the big screen, waiting for the big screen that displayed "Reporters in the background are working hard to live stream live for you", thinking casually: I don't know who will make the public comment, it should be the police Bar?It's a bit ordinary, but there's no one else besides the police...

The countdown to the connection on the screen ended, and the screen reappeared, and a middle-aged man in a white coat appeared on the screen!

Wait, this, isn't this... the co-chemist of that molecular cuisine restaurant in France? !

I kind of like him!

Yi Baitang was dumbfounded, as if he saw a fish flying freely in the sky.

Isn't this a famous chemist in China? !

The host was also dumbfounded!

Although it is indeed awesome, but what are you doing on our show? !What the audience likes is to watch the emotional tearing, not the chemist of the Chinese Academy of Sciences!

A chemist from the Chinese Academy of Sciences is looking down at the note in his hand.

The camera gave a zoomed-in shot of the note, on which was written the conflict that Lao Ganma would solve in this issue.

The chemist scratched his head: "Ask me whether I am seeking revenge or robbery? What does this question have to do with my major..."

Audience in front of the TV: We don't know either!Why is this old godmother so weird!

However, the chemist still gave the answer: "I think it should be a robbery. The blood on the ground is left after the suspect accidentally bumped into the boss and had a conflict with the boss. If it is seeking revenge, the suspect will bring the murder weapon." , and would not choose to do it in a store with cameras."

Audience in front of the TV: And the answer is wrong.

Audience in front of the TV: At this moment, I feel superior in IQ to a well-known domestic chemist? !

Audience in front of the TV: This episode of Laoganma is so scary!

The backstage contacted the host through the internal line, feeling uneasy: "Many people call the backstage now, asking why the old godmother would find a chemist to answer the question, and they got the wrong answer. They seem to be more concerned and shocked that the well-known chemist gave the wrong answer For such a simple question..."

The host has already scolded "Mom's mentally retarded" how many times in his heart!

But he found desperately that after the answer, although the big screen went black for a short time, it was still flickering. The chemist who appeared on the big screen was the first one, but he would never be the last one.

Sure enough, the next moment!

A basketball superstar appeared, the one Yi Baitang liked!

Physicists appeared and solved the problem of Yi Baitang's balloon floating in 1 minute!

The spokesperson for skin care products also appeared. Yi Baitang has recently been very interested in this so-called pure natural skin care product, wondering if it can be applied to food!

Various celebrities from all walks of life appeared on the big screen like a revolving lantern. These celebrities all answered the above questions, and the correct rate of answers approached 50.00%.

Audience in front of TV:

Damn mental retardation.

Are you kidding me?

Damn it's so funny!The skin care product endorser is so smart, when she heard the question, she quietly took her mobile phone to Baidu hahahaha!

Yi Baitang felt great satisfaction at this moment!

All the production methods of the "balloon" and the unique taste that needs to be achieved have been perfected in his mind one by one. He thought of many other things at the same time, but other things were temporarily postponed in front of the food, and he stood up without hesitation. Get up, turn to the inside of the kitchen, and start preparing your own food.

The host heaved a sigh of relief: "Okay, this person is finally gone... My show can finally get back on track."

He couldn't wait to turn off the big screen, smiled sincerely at the camera, and said, "Now, we already know the real conflict between the two shopkeepers."

In fact, I didn't know, but the audience must be impatient to listen to the analysis again. The host decided to explain directly: "Their contradiction is—"

"Host, host!" The backstage whispered again through the internal line.

The host kept smiling and listened while hosting the show.

Backstage: "The audience called again. They said that today's show is very interesting, is it a special anniversary celebration, will they see so many stars in the future, and many fans of basketball superstars and skin care product endorsers also called ...I just saw and searched, and found that the Baidu index of our program today has risen a lot compared to usual, and the ratings are also rising..."

The host blurted out: "What? Are they retarded?"

Backstage:"……"

Host: "..." I was about to finish, I made a mistake.

The director's dissatisfied voice was inserted into the inside line: "Explore foul language in front of the audience! Deduct your bonus for this month!"

Host: "..."

He also presided over the show calmly.

He just wanted to choose death.

The bright light illuminates the kitchen that was cleaned up only half an hour ago, and Yi Baitang is holding a stirring stick in front of the cooking counter that reflects the faint light under the light.

The production method of edible balloons is very simple. The raw materials are beaten into slurry, the slurry is injected into special equipment, and blown into balloons. The size is freely controlled by the chef. The taste of the finished product has a light sweetness, like eating bubble gum.

Under normal circumstances, the chef will also sprinkle some matcha powder or mustard powder on the top of the balloon, and then add some marshmallows inside the balloon to enrich the taste, and deliver it to customers together.

Yi Baitang decided to add a little extra trick to the balloon.

Happiness has captured his heart at this moment.

He was humming a song while making delicious food, and felt small colorful bubbles jumping up and down in his heart. Just as one hit his heart, it burst open with a "boo", and more bubbles popped out at the same time.

This blue sour point, that pink dessert, and the bright red feel a little hot, and the orange is full of sunshine.

Balloons of different colors and the size of an adult's palm appeared on Yi Baitang's tray.

The top of the red balloon is sprinkled with tomato powder and chili powder in a ratio of 7:3.

The top of the blue balloon is filled with lemon juice, and a small slice of lemon is inserted inside.

The pink balloon is the only one that is opaque, because there is a big smiley face outlined with marshmallows inside.

There is also a unique pale gold balloon.

This was prepared by Yi Baitang for himself.

After finishing making a table of balloons, Yi Baitang took a step back, looked at the crowds of colorful colors standing on the tray in front of him, and felt that something was missing...

He thought for a while, picked up the piping nozzle, and wrote on the tray with the remaining raw materials after making the balloon: Merci.

That's it, it's done.

Yi Baitang carried the food out of the kitchen.

15 minute has passed.

The episode of "Old Godmother" finally ended under the support of the host. At this moment, he was sitting on a chair to rest, before he recovered, he was panting and drinking water.

In just half an hour a night, he felt that the passage of time was longer than a week normally, and there was also a melancholy feeling that he would be a year older after hosting the show... Just as he was mourning his performance in front of the camera today Suddenly, the culprit appeared in front of him!

Yi Baitang said seriously: "Today's program is really well done."

Host: "Hehe."

Yi Baitang was puzzled: "But is this kind of development really what you plan to do?"

Host: "Hehe."

Yi Baitang turned around and left.

Host: "..."

What do you want to say are such inexplicable two sentences?

He stared at Yi Baitang, and saw Yi Baitang took two steps to the side with the tray in his hand, took out his phone, and said to the other end of the phone, "Where are you now?"

Shang Huaiyan is of course in the mall.

He smoked a cigarette and said comfortably: "I'm driving, on the road, I'll be home soon!"

Yi Baitang said calmly, "I burned my hand."

Shang Huaiyan was stunned, rushed out of the corner, and shouted: "What, where is it hot?!"

The whole place was silent.

Yi Baitang gave Shang Huaiyan a cool look, turned around and left regardless of the person rushing out.

Shang Huaiyan: "..."

I... am I a fool?

Yi Baitang carried a tray, walked around the shopping mall, and distributed the balloons on the tray to the director team, two store owners, crew members, etc. When he finally came to the host, there were only two golden balloons and A blue balloon is up.

Yi Baitang handed the blue balloon to the other party, bent slightly:

"Please taste."

So formal...

The host was a little dazed, he took the balloon involuntarily, and he didn't wake up until he got everything in his hands: This stuff...how do I eat it?

No, the question is who would want to eat a balloon? !

"That, host." A voice came from the side.

The host who was sitting on the chair turned his head and saw that it was the guests of this episode who made the noise. The owner of the outdoor sports and sneaker store came together, and they both held a balloon in their hands.

There was still obvious anger in the expressions of these two people. Although they came here at the same time, they didn't even look at each other. They just said, "Thank you for mediating for us just now, but we know our problems. Useless."

The host felt sympathetic: "Oh—it's not easy for everyone!"

The two looked slightly relieved: "You didn't come in vain to host, you can also eat special food from Chef Youkeshu."

Host: "...Is this chef famous?"

Two people: "Although sometimes it's a little weird, but when you cook food seriously, it's so delicious that you can swallow your tongue. For example, this balloon..."

They tasted the red balloon in their hands together.

The host watched helplessly as the two people bit the surface of the balloon. The gas inside the balloon overflowed, and they quickly held their breath. They stuck to the smiling cotton candy inside and were eaten by the two.

Host: "...How does it taste?"

Two people: "..."

The two shopkeepers who were still angry just now suddenly looked dazed.

They glanced at each other.

The owner of the outdoor goods store shook his head: "Forget it, why are you angry at irrelevant people? It's a waste of time. Now that I'm in a good mood, I'll call my wife and come out for supper."

The sneaker shop owner snorted coldly: "Who cares about you, I'm going home to watch my son do his homework!"

Host: "..."

He looked down at his balloon and tasted it too.

Ok?

Um? ?

Ok? ? ?

Where does this sweet, happy, happy and sour taste like first love come from? !

Only two pale gold balloons remained on the plate.

Yi Baitang returned to Shang Huaiyan's side again.

Shang Huaiyan said calmly, "Baitang, listen to my explanation."

Yi Baitang didn't want to listen, he looked lazy, gave one of the golden balloons to Shang Huaiyan, and then picked up the other one.

These two golden balloons are simpler than balloons of other colors.

Its head has not been specially sprinkled with powder, and no ingredients have been added inside. All the flavors that can be presented in the end come from the raw materials used to make this balloon.

Yi Baitang took a sip expectantly.

He hummed a whole song while making these two balloons. Although the ratio of materials, mixing steps, and temperature control are not much different from his usual ones, he is looking forward to it!

The golden balloon was bitten open.

Yi Baitang was also stunned when the thin film on the balloon was torn apart by the teeth, and the taste was caught and thoroughly distinguished by the tongue coating.

What is discerned by the tongue is not simply taste.

For the first time, he felt the emotion that the big devil said in the dish.

Happiness is about to overflow from his mouth!

【salade】