self-deprecating

There were two invigilators, and as soon as they came in, they said to the students in the examination room: "The exam is over, put away all your little thoughts, what are you doing down there, I can see clearly from the podium."

The typical educational routine before the exam, but no one paid attention to them, and each sat down and did his own thing.

Han Zizhou got the papers. No. [-] Middle School is indeed a key middle school, and the monthly exam is still difficult.After browsing the whole thing, Han Zizhou started to write the paper.

Gu Ze sat obliquely in front of him and began to write the paper.

The Chinese paper was still understandable, so Gu Ze made up a few sentences if he could write, and was fooled if he couldn't. He answered the questions very quickly.

For nearly an hour before, everyone was writing papers by themselves, and the classroom was fairly quiet.

After an hour, the classroom was no longer quiet.

People who can't sit still twist and turn on the stool, and the stool "squeaks and creaks" non-stop; the pen turning technique is not good, and it "clicks" to fall on the table; people who drink water fall asleep A snoring person, several people turned their heads sideways and winked at each other...

The invigilator propped his chin and leaned on the podium, feeling drowsy.The teacher sitting in the back is sitting in the corner playing with his mobile phone.

After peeping from left to right, back and forth, small notes flew back and forth in the classroom.

Han Zizhou was writing ancient poems and reading, and the stool next to him had been ringing for a long time, which annoyed him a bit.

Looking up, the whole class is ready to move, except for a few people lying on the table and sleeping soundly.

Gu Ze also lay down to sleep, while Han Zizhou sat in the back row and could only see half of his prickly head.

The exam lasted for two days, and Gu Ze basically fell asleep on the desk in the classroom after finishing the questions.He didn't care about the small notes flying around and the invigilator's expression of "giving up treatment".

After two days, I finally finished the exam and had to go to class immediately.

Lao Zhang stood on the podium and asked with a smile, "How did everyone do in the exam?"

"Teacher, don't ask."

"Don't ask, we're still friends."

"Not so much."

……

Banri wailed.

"Well, it's all right," Lao Zhang nodded, "Although your grades may not be good, you have to know that you have a lot of room for improvement. Besides, the grades haven't come out, maybe you will do well in the exam, teacher Trust you."

"At the same table, how did you do in the exam?" Gu Ze poked Han Zizhou with a pen below.

"Okay."

Duan Yuelin leaned his back on Han Zizhou's table, "I should have done well in the exam, right? Brother Zhou is serious about his studies."

Yao Jie turned his head, "I think so too."

Han Zizhou smiled, "I would like to borrow your good words."

It is said that two days after Lao Zhang and many other teachers lit lamps and boiled oil to correct the papers, the results came out.

Duan Yuelin rushed into the classroom from the corridor, "Big news! Big news! The grades are out."

"I know, the speed of our school, it's normal to get results in two days, it's not big news."

"No, no! Just now after class, I came back from the toilet and passed Lao Zhang's office. The door of the office was not closed tightly, leaving a gap..."

"Why talk so much nonsense! Big news, big news?"

"Didn't I say it right away?!" Duan Yuelin raised his voice excitedly, "I heard other teachers tell Lao Zhang that the first grade is in our class!!!"

"What? The school committee?"

Duan Yuelin licked his lower lip, swallowed, and said slowly, "It's not the school committee, it's Brother Zhou."

"what!!!"

"Brother Zhou? Fuck, Brother Zhou is so awesome!"

The students in the class looked at the boy in the last row with a look of shock, and the boy looked calm, as if No.1 was just commonplace.

Gu Ze also looked at Han Zizhou in surprise, "Are you the first in grade?"

"Don't ask me, I didn't say it, and I don't know the grades." Han Zizhou was expressionless.

"It must be you, fuck me! Why is my deskmate so awesome!" Gu Ze looked very excited, as if he had won the first place in his grade.

Several girls held their chests, as if they were having difficulty breathing.

How can there be such a handsome man, good at studying, and strong in sports!So excited, we are in the same class!In the future, if you take out your graduation photos, you can boast them for 100 years!

The group of "Dear and Love No. [-] Middle School people" is boiling again.

AA: It is said that the transfer student is parachuted first in grade?

Life has deceived me: No need to say it, our head teacher said it in class just now.

QAQ: Han Xiaocao! ! ! !Brother Zhou! ! !What a fairy character! ! !

Pruitt: This next shift is embarrassing...hahahahahaha

Classmate Ali: I can only pick lemons, I am sour...

C'eo: Me too.

……

When Lao Zhang came to class today, he laughed until he lost his eyes, "Hi everyone."

"Hello teacher."

"Is brother Zhou the first in grade?"

"Don't you have gossip?" Lao Zhang unscrewed the thermos bottle, "I should have known it a long time ago."

"Teacher, tell me, we can only feel a trace of truth when we hear your confirmation."

"Yes, student Han Zizhou is the first in the grade, 2 points higher than No.11." Lao Zhang said with a smile.

"Oh my god! It's amazing!"

"Brother Zhou is awesome!"

The classmates booed together, and Han Zizhou looked at everyone with a faint smile.

"Quiet, quiet, don't get too excited. Besides Han Zizhou, there are other students in the class who did well in the exam." Lao Zhang pressed his hand down, "The school committee got 39 exams, which is not bad. Zhong Xiaofan, you deserve it He is my class representative, ranked 8th in mathematics, but you must continue to work hard in other subjects... Many students did well in the exam, and you will see the report card when it is sent out."

"Students who are not satisfied with the test, don't worry, it's just a monthly test, and you have a lot of room for improvement." Lao Zhang comforted the other students, "Let's not talk about grades, grades are in the past tense, a new day It's started, and the new class is about to start, open all the books, and start a new class today."

Gu Ze propped his chin and smiled at Han Zizhou, "My deskmate, why are you so good?"

"It's okay, play normally."

Gu Ze stared at Han Zizhou, "Same table."

Han Zizhou: "Huh?"

Gu Ze took Han Zizhou's hand.

Compared to Gu Ze's hand, Han Zizhou's is smooth and delicate, and feels very comfortable to the touch.Gu Ze couldn't help rubbing it twice.

Han Zizhou pulled it out with a little effort, "Speak as soon as you speak, why do you do it?"

Gu Ze grabbed Gu Ze's wrist again, turned his palm upwards, and put a big bubble gum in Han Zizhou's palm with the other hand, "The reward for you is the reward for the first grade."

Han Zizhou looked at the bubble gum in his hand, he hadn't seen this kind of ancient snack for a long time, how could Gu Ze even have this.

Gu Ze withdrew his hand, "What's on your mind? Do it? Is it like this? It's like this." Gu Ze grabbed Han Zizhou's neckline as he spoke.

There was no effort, just vainly grabbing.After a moment, it was loosened again, and after it was loosened, the folds of the neckline were smoothed out.

Han Zizhou lowered his head and smiled, "It's quite fierce."

Gu Ze turned his head to look at the blackboard.

Grab it, grab it, touch what?My brain was pumped just now... But it's quite easy to touch... Fuck!They're all men, what's wrong with touching your hands? What's the matter?

Gu Ze figured it out by himself, he felt refreshed and transparent.

Lao Zhang called Gu Ze to the office before get out of class was over.

"Old Zhang." Gu Ze entered the office.

"Come on, sit down." Lao Zhang pulled aside the chair next to him and said to Gu Ze.

Gu Ze sat on the chair, "Old Zhang, what's the matter? Just tell me if you need anything."

Lao Zhang handed the report card to Gu Ze, "You can read it yourself."

Gu Ze found his name on the bottom line, "Well, there is progress."

"Progress, what progress!" □□ picked up a few pages of paper on the table, rolled them into a tube, and hit Gu Ze on the head.

Gu Ze pointed to the total score in the last column of the report card, "Old Zhang, my score is obviously 3 points higher than last time, what is it if it is not an improvement?"

"You still have the nerve to say it! Just 3 points! You can obviously improve by 30 points!" Lao Zhangyou poked Gu Ze's arm with the paper, "You listened well in class, and you can pass the exam like this? You are obviously not stupid. Now that you are a sophomore in high school, don't you plan to work hard? Two years have passed by in a flash."

"Old Zhang, you also know that I haven't studied much since the first year of high school, and I can't understand the class even if I want to." Gu Ze put the report card on the table indifferently, "Don't worry too much. ,I'm going back."

Lao Zhang was speechless for a while, "You..."

"I'll go back first." Gu Ze stood up and left the office, and closed the door softly.

Lao Zhang watched Gu Ze's figure disappear behind the door, and sighed softly.

"Brother Ze, what does Lao Zhang want from you?" Yao Jie asked Gu Ze anxiously as soon as he entered the classroom.

"It's nothing, see my progress, praise me, let me keep working hard." Gu Ze opened his mouth to talk nonsense.

"Brother Ze, are you serious?" Yao Jie's voice was hesitant, with hesitant doubts.

"Of course, to be honest, it's improved by three points," Gu Ze leaned back on the chair, "Why did you shout that slogan? 'Improve by one point, kill a thousand people', three points, that's 3000 people, don't you want to praise it?"

"Well, what you said makes sense and should be praised." Han Zizhou nodded earnestly beside him.

Gu Ze sat up straight when he heard what Han Zizhou said, "Isn't it practical to praise him verbally?"

"What do you want practically?" Han Zizhou asked.

"I'll give you a piece of candy at least as encouragement, so why don't you give me a verbal compliment?"

Yao Jie and Duan Yuelin in the front row ate melons silently. They looked at each other and read the same thought from each other's eyes: Brother Ze wanted to reward for three points...

Han Zizhou thought for a while, tore off a blank sheet of paper from the draft book, and began to write on it.

"Little Gu Ze:

I have made great progress in the first monthly exam in the first semester of the second year of high school. I am hereby issuing this letter as encouragement. "

The sharp but smooth handwriting was written on the paper neatly. Han Zizhou changed to a red pen, drew a small red flower at the bottom, and handed it to Gu Ze.

Han Zizhou smiled slightly, "Are you satisfied?"

Gu Ze took a look at the "Han Zizhou Certificate of Merit", "I'm basically satisfied, but I'm not a kid anymore, so it doesn't fit here."

Han Zizhou: "That's it, nothing else."

"Okay, I like this." Gu Ze folded the certificate in half, and carefully put it into the book.

Yao Jie and Duan Yuelin looked at the coquettish operation of the two people in the back row, and looked at each other again: Brother Zhou is a good means...

The author has something to say: Thank you everyone.