Secretary Kong wants to retire early

Whether a straight man is not a straight man is another matter; Ji Rui and Wu Mian live close to each other, and Ji Chen and Ji Chen are also in a neighborhood less than a kilometer away, and they often meet when they take a walk after dinner.

After many times, Ji Chen got used to it. Once, following Ji Rui, he called Wu Mian: "Mianmian!"

As a result, he was double-rolled by his boyfriend and younger brother, and then he realized that this is a rather personal nickname.

Ji Chen showed a knowing smile; the younger brother has grown up and learned to flirt on his own, which is good.

What Ji Chen didn't expect was that the private situation also happened later. After Ji Rui and Wu Mian got acquainted, he was invited by Wu Mian to his home as a guest.

The two people's homes are close to each other, so it's not impossible to visit each other.

As soon as the door was opened, three huge...fat cats came into view.

There is a ring of fur around Maomao's head, like a lion, majestic and domineering.

Wu Mian praised his three Maine Coon cats for three days and three nights: "They are cute, sweet and obedient, and they never urinate like A Jing's fox!"

"Can I touch it?"

"If you can't touch me, why did you come here?" Wu Mian waved his hand proudly, "Touch it casually, this is the country I laid down for you!"

Ji Rui laughed haha, changed his slippers and began to touch the cats that surrounded him. For the next 10 minutes, he maintained the position of changing shoes, and his feet were numb when he stood up.

Maine Coon named Dawang is the leader of the three cats, and he is very charismatic. Even when the three cats are divided into bowls, he eats first, and the other two eat in their own bowls. After eating half of it, he was chased away by the king, and then the king finished eating the rest of the food with his mouth open.

The two enjoyed the cat's meal before ordering takeaway. They ate a sumptuous fried chicken feast together, and then sat on the sofa to chat.

Wu Mian was bragging elegantly and relaxedly. Ji Rui sat beside him, half-closed his eyes, and listened to Wu Mian's voice quite comfortably.

His voice is not particularly touching, but it is very clean and steady, and has the power to heal people's hearts. It has to be said that, unlike Wu Mian's personality, his voice type is the type that people can quickly become fans of after listening to it. Ordinary but perfect.

Ji Rui thought that it was not unreasonable for him to fall in love with Wu Mian and be able to sit next to him as he is now; the friends who entered the room were very good, and this kind of relationship was also very good.

However, it is not incomprehensible for the domineering king to jump on top of Ji Rui's head and urinate a few drops on it to mark the territory.

Ji Rui rushed to the bathroom dumbfounded, took off the fake fur, took out the care solution in the bag, and while rinsing, raised his voice and told Wu Mian: "Don't hit the cat, it didn't mean it!"

"It was on purpose!" He asked his friends to go home, but the king gave such a big gift, Wu Mian's nose was almost crooked!

It patted its butt lightly twice, and it lay down and turned its belly to Wu Mian, this is really, really...

Ah, it's so cute, Mr. Wu fell, buried his face in the cat's belly and sucked it fiercely.

"Hey!" Ji Rui, who had changed into flamboyant pink hair and left the bathroom, was laughed at by the scene of "a loving father and a filial son", but he didn't dare to join this war without gunpowder, for fear that his hair would be affected again .

He only had this spare hair and didn't want to go "bald" and spoil the overall look.

Wu Mian did not express any negative opinion on Ji Rui's pink hair: "Let's hang the wig here, and I'll send it to you when it's dry."

"Don't be so troublesome, you can put it in the bag and give it to me directly at the company."

Wu Mian nodded and replied seriously: "That's fine, then we'll see you tomorrow. Your pink hair is also very pretty, can you wear it to work tomorrow?"

Ji Rui shook his head: "The company stipulates that it is not allowed to dye hair with eye-catching colors."

"Who made the regulations... Oh, those guys on the board." Wu Mian dissed his friends and colleagues, scratching his head and said, "You didn't dye your hair, it's a wig, which complies with the regulations."

"Too conspicuous."

Wu Mian showed regret: "Can't you?"

"I'll change to a longer one tomorrow, and I'll braid it myself." Ji Rui handed the phone to Wu Mian, which has braid styles on it, "Which one do you like? I'll braid it and come over tomorrow."

Wu Mian pointed to one, feeling inexplicably looking forward to it.

The next day, Ji Rui got the wig to dry and asked Wu Mian, "Has your majesty been sterilized?"

"Sterilized at one year old, now at three years old, he is still very territorial, maybe because he is the eldest." Wu Mian apologized to Ji Rui when he mentioned this, "It has caused you a psychological shadow, double the bonus this quarter. "

"No need." Ji Rui waved his hand, "I like Maine very much, can I visit your house again next time?"

Wu Mian replied: "Except for taking it away, everything else is easy to talk about. You are welcome to come and masturbate at any time."

The cat is his little treasure, not something that anyone can play with and give away at will.

Ji Rui smiled.It is said that Mr. Wu loves cats, and it is true.

Wu Mian is so cute, Ji Rui doesn't even feel angry when he pissed on his head with his bad cat.

Wu Mian also praised Ji Rui's braided hair, which is delicate yet generous, suitable for work and shopping.

Ji Rui also blew a wave of rainbow farts for the boss: "You pick one, and the taste is naturally not bad."

Ji Rui thought to himself, if he wants to see Mr. Wu in women's clothing, it must be more charming.

But men's clothing is not bad either, this kind of big sweetheart who is skinny and sculpted is the best in everything.

***

All things have their natural enemies, and Ji Rui's natural enemy is his old father who has eyes and ears.

After seeing the female version of Er'er, his father thought more and more about it, and found out the truth in the video of the museum's ribbon-cutting ceremony, and finally squatted in front of Ji Rui's house, and wanted to perform a "righteous killing of relatives" for Ji Rui's neighbors.

The old father can't really beat people, but the long and annoying lectures comparable to Tang Monk's are inevitable, and can make people be talked about in their dreams. It was by this trick that he subdued all his difficult subordinates. People in the world call him Ji Sanzang .

Ji Rui fled of course, not even getting his favorite fake fur and stockings in time.

For the next three days, Ji Rui slept in the company because he was afraid that Sanzang's father would be staying overnight.

After Wu Mian found out, he suggested: "Do you want to live with me first?"

This remark did not shy away from anyone present, the other secretaries all showed "amazing" expressions, pretending to be working, but in fact they glanced at the boss and the person he was asking from the corner of their eyes, and pricked up their ears to listen to Iris' answer.

They never expected that the sweet and reserved "big sister" would show a bit of shame, and the expectation in her voice was fully revealed: "Is this okay?"

Ji Rui also found himself too unnatural, cleared his throat, and said seriously: "It's okay, I'll go back to sleep next week, and won't occupy the company's air conditioner for too long."

"That's four days."

"I brought a sleeping bag here." Ji Rui pressed his eye sockets, and Wu Mian's gaze gave him the illusion that the dark circles under his eyes were not covered.

Looking at Ji Rui's face, Wu Mian felt that he had lost so much weight in just three days.

Wu Mian's heart was full of unknown anger. Few people refused his kindness, but what made him angry was not Iris' polite refusal, but that this person failed to take good care of himself.

"Then don't catch a cold. Give me the handover materials with Xinghuan Holdings before get off work at the latest." Wu Mian took a deep look at Ji Rui, stopped insisting, and returned to his office.

The handsome male secretary looked at Wu Mian's back and lamented that the boss had a charming waistline and thick hair. At the same time, he couldn't help sweating for Ji Rui: "Iris, you made the big tiger angry. Getting mad is actually more terrifying than getting angry, and it will be difficult for you to smooth over him later."

"Wu always gets angry very easily." Ji Rui pursed his lips, but still insisted on that sentence, "I'll just sleep with the company."

The male secretary was one of the few who knew Ji Rui's identity, so he lowered his voice and asked, "Why don't you live with your brother?"

Ji Rui smiled and replied, "May I ask why I want to make a light bulb with impressive wattage?"

"Sister Iris..." The young secretary with two puppets at home poked Ji Rui's arm. Even though he knew Ji Rui's real gender, he couldn't change his voice, "Why didn't you agree?"

Another colleague from the personnel department, Bingxue, asked cleverly: "Mr. Wu invited you, probably because you have been to his house before?"

"I've been there once."

"Coincidentally, when I was delivering materials to Mr. Wu, I was also invited into the living room to pet the cat. Did you play well with his cat?"

Ji Rui recalled that apart from the cat urine incident, he and those three big-haired children should have had a good time getting along.

"The case has been solved. Mr. Wu has been busy with his business recently, and there may be a shortage of people at home." The personnel said, "He didn't hire a nanny there, and he did everything by himself. Maine eats amazingly. He even raised three. Shoveling shit every day is a physical labor. .”

Ji Rui suddenly realized: "No wonder."

No wonder Mianmian left with a grunt, the fluffy feeling of anger was like a sheep left behind; just like last time, when he arrived at Wu Mian's house, he had to put in physical labor to solve his problems and serve the three sheep together. Master with an average weight of 25 catties.

It is said that when Secretary Kong of Mr. Wu's family is not on vacation, Wu Mian's cat is given medicine and taken to the medical examination. lonely.

It's so pitiful that he's lonely and widowed, even if he moves over to shovel shit for him, it's not impossible.

Ji Rui said to his colleagues: "I misunderstood. I thought Mr. Wu was willing to help others and wanted to take me in as a sleeper in the company."

He's not used to being treated in such a considerate way, but if it's a part-time job shoveling shit, he can easily accept it.

The young secretary asked: "So sister, why don't you go home and sleep? Is it because there are cockroaches in the house?"

Ji Rui brushed his long straight black hair, and the scent of verbena gave him a light and happy temperament: "It was my dad who thought I was dressed too beautifully, squatting at the door of my house, and wanted me to change it back. "

colleagues:"???"

The little secretary who knew the gender of Iris: "Although but..." There seems to be nothing wrong with saying that?

And Wu Mian, who secretly eavesdropped on the whole process: Ji Rui said that he always gets angry easily, and his subordinates said that he wanted to avoid shoveling shit!

So angry, huh.

But when receiving the materials that day, Ji Rui apologized to Wu Mian with a good attitude, and said that he would clean up the work station at night and come over with a sleeping bag.

Wu Mian was flammable and explosive, but he was easy to coax. He lost his anger in an instant, and thoughtfully said: "You don't need a sleeping bag, you can choose the new quilt at home."

"It's fine if the cat hasn't urinated before."

Ji Rui made a harmless joke, but Wu Mian replied solemnly: "I haven't urinated before. If you are worried, you can cover my bed."

Ji Rui: "?"

Wu Mian: "?"

"what expression?"

"I think you're cute."

"Don't say you, and don't say cute." Wu Mian was a little annoyed and irritable, not knowing what was wrong with him, "It's shameful that these two words came out of your mouth at the same time."

Ji Rui blinked his big Kazilan eyes with impressive makeup, each eyelash seemed to be dancing to Wu Mian.

Seeing Wu Mian, he became more and more restless, and for a moment regretted asking someone to live at home, and he didn't know what he was regretting. He always felt that something unexpected would happen.

Ji Rui looked at the wall clock on the wall, it was already time to get off work.He heaved a sigh of relief, and his tone towards Wu Mian changed from respect to that of a good friend: "Mianmian, do you also feel ashamed?"

"Why can't I be shy? You're prejudice!"

"Okay, okay, it's prejudice."

Ji Rui has already figured out a way to flatter his boss; no one is better at coaxing him than Wu Mian, all he needs is a simple sentence of showing weakness, so simple that sometimes even Ji Rui himself doesn't believe it, it turns out Wu Mian is such a talkative people?

So Ji Rui unscrupulously used his own methods to offend Wu Mian, but Mr. Wu accepted everything, and did not really blush with Ji Rui.

Ji Rui liked Wu Mian more in his heart.

No, it is many points.

***

Ji Rui moved in on Friday night; the next day was the rest day, no matter how early Wu Mian went to bed the day before, he couldn't be easily woken up on weekends, so he could sneak in a late sleep, but Ji Rui, who has always been sleepy on weekends, Ray got up early.

Ji Rui changed yesterday's women's clothes and wore the same clothes for three days, finally washed them in the evening and hung them to dry on the balcony, but he had no other clothes to wear.

The home clothes that Wu Mian prepared for him were men's. Ji Rui thought they were of good taste, so he didn't choose them last night. He just put them on and went to bed, but Wu Mian, who went to bed early, missed saying good night and also missed the first time to face him. Chance for Ji Rui menswear.

Ji Rui's stature is smaller than Wu Mian's, and Wu Mian's clothes are a bit bigger. Fortunately, Ji Rui's arms and legs are of first-class length, and he doesn't have the trouble of his brother stealing his brother's clothes. After a little tidying up, he fits like own clothes.

Ji Rui walked to the door of the kitchen and saw a note posted on the refrigerator, took it down to read, it explained how to feed the cat, and there was a set of clothes on the sofa, if Ji Rui wanted to go for a morning run, he could wear them.

Ji Rui turned his head and looked at the suit. As expected, it was a limited edition, black shirt and black trousers, popular and expensive, beautiful design and comfortable fabrics, but it made people look half-fifty. It was a netizen. A set of "killing pigs" that you will buy when you are taken advantage of.

Ji Rui pouted and put on the formal suit, and put on the silver-gray tie that Wu Mian had put on the armrest of the sofa for him. After taking a picture of himself in front of the full-length mirror, he suddenly felt that it was not so difficult to accept.

Ji Rui has no feelings for men's clothing, but at this moment, the more he looks at it, the more pleasing to the eye. These are not clothes bought with a lot of money. Wu Mian is very good at picking them. At least on them, the upper body is as long as the legs, which does not exist. , Even the exposed ankle became beautiful.

Ji Rui, who got up early on weekends, was in a good mood. He even hummed an unknown ditty in this tone, the theme song that his brother always practiced repeatedly when he was playing dubbing.

Ji Rui pasted the note back, got dressed, and went downstairs to exercise after feeding the cat.The community where Wu Mian lives has six small high-rise buildings. The geographical location is superior, and the surrounding facilities are complete. The feeling of living is more comfortable than that of suburban villas. Ji Rui, a neighbor who lives in the next community, can't help but feel envious.

In fact, Wu Mian is different from everyone's imagination, he is not a playboy, on the contrary, he will always stay in the company during the busy overtime months.

Ji Rui had secretly observed Wu Mian. Mr. Wu has a straightforward and cheerful personality, and he would not get angry if he was told he was fishing in the company. He is a good boss who gets along well with his employees, as you can imagine from the fact that everyone has petped his three cats.

But equal treatment also means that Ji Rui is not that special person.

Ji Rui said to himself, a secret love is good, you won’t lose anything if you don’t confess, let alone heartbreak, the boss can be your friend, you can find your favorite career, and bid farewell to the old father’s forced buying and selling. There is such a good thing that kills two birds with one stone.

Ji Rui went to a nearby store, bought a cup of coffee for himself, and brought a bag of vegetables and seasonings from the supermarket to save Mr. Wu's refrigerator.

When he came back, Wu Mian was still sleeping, and Ji Rui entered the kitchen lightly, filled the empty refrigerator, and rewarded the warm and generous host with cooking skills.

Ji Rui put the breakfast on the table, hung up the apron he just bought in the supermarket, and the master bedroom door lock clicked softly, and it was Wu Mian who woke up.

Ji Rui, who resumed his men's clothes, startled Wu Mian who woke up, thinking that a strange man had entered the house.

"Rarity?"

"Mianmian, it's me, don't be afraid."

Wu Mian was no longer afraid, and even hummed softly: "Ba is always afraid? I have never been afraid of you, Ba Ba!"

When Ji Rui heard "Dad", he was a little bit disappointed again: "You also said that the boss can be shy, and this is my prejudice against myself again."

After being slapped gently by Ji Ruiwen, Wu Mian, who had always had an urge to get up and had an eating disorder for breakfast, not only didn't get angry, but obediently sat down at the dining table, picked up a spoon, and slowly ate the tofu nao made by Ji Rui.

"You got up early in the morning to get it?"

"And feed the cat." Ji Rui replied honestly, "Woke you up? Sorry."

"It's okay, I'm a light sleeper." Wu Mian just took a bite, and the two cats jumped onto his thighs one after the other.Wu Mian had to separate his thighs slightly to hang a fat cat on one leg, which was an unbearable weight for life.

Just as Ji Rui took his seat, the third King Maine Coon cat saw that his "throne" was occupied by two younger brothers, and made a strange cry from his throat, as if he was dissatisfied or coquettish. On Rui's body, the pia sticks to his belly.

Hot, like a wonderful warm water bag.

Although some cat hair flew onto the tofu brain and the spoon, Ji Rui couldn't bear to drive it off; everything a cat does is reasonable, and the same goes for shedding hair.

Ji Rui rubbed the king, and the king purred so cheerfully.

"What did you feed them in the morning?"

"The post-it notes you put on the refrigerator, each freeze-dried, and a staple food can. It's cold recently, I'm afraid they will have toothaches, so I put hot water on them, and the three are very good. They come over when they see the water bowl after the meal After I finished drinking, I added a new one before going out."

Wu Mian frowned, not knowing why he was upset: "You are too kind to them, do you like them so much?"

Ji Rui bent his eyes and smiled: "Because they are your cats."

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