Secretary Kong wants to retire early

There are two in everything.After being praised for his taste in picking limited editions, Wu Mian was keen to choose women's clothing, silk stockings and fake fur for Ji Rui.

It happened that Ji Rui's equipment was all in his own home, and he didn't bother to go back to get it, and he might meet Ji Sanzang's people, so he acquiesced in such a miraculous behavior of his favorite object.

In the beginning, it was just a purchasing agent, but later Wu Mian became more and more addicted to online shopping, unable to extricate himself.

At night, Wu Mian researches whether the styles are suitable for Ji Rui at home, and then carefully adds them to the shopping cart; during the day, when he sees what Iris is wearing or wearing on his head at the company, he will feel a kind of feeling when he looks at the cat at home. There will be a spontaneous sense of pride.

Ji Rui didn't feel at ease; just like when he stayed at Wu Mian's house, he always had an awkward feeling of being taken care of, living for free and whoring for nothing... Fucking cats, many times when Wu Mian came out of the shower, he could still do it for no reason. Enjoy a visual feast with eight-pack abs.

For Ji Rui, this is crazier than winning a lottery.

There is also a reason for this. When the four days came, Ji Rui wanted to move back, and the three Maine Coon cats ran to Ji Rui's feet as if they had learned something in advance, scratching his trousers or stockings. Among the calves, the leader who pissed on him worked the hardest, and he would not stop until he scratched the stockings.

Wu Mian: "Your Majesty kindly asks you to stay, so you can stay for a while. Don't be embarrassed, Rarui, I will count your rent and deduct it from the bonus."

Hearing that the rent was collected, Ji Rui was relieved, and said, "Mr. Mian."

"Huh?" Wu Mian adapted well to this title, was praised by Ji Rui for being cute, and thought he was cute too, "What's wrong?"

"Button the fake fur you bought for me, too."

Wu Mian listened and smiled slightly: "Okay, no problem."

In the end, Wu Mian didn't deduct Ji Rui's salary.

The promised four days turned into a month, and Ji Rui's father gave up the failed squatting, and instead talked about his good eldest son Ji Chen, don't treat his boyfriend badly.

Ji Chen was so annoyed by the reading, he came to knock on the door of Wu Mian's house: "You have the ability to live in someone else's house, and you have the ability to open the door!"

Wu Mian had just finished taking a shower, and opened the door with his upper body bare, with a dark gray plush bath towel draped over his shoulders. As soon as he opened the door, he sneezed loudly at Ji Chen together with the three cats at home.

Looking at Wu Mian's eight-pack abs, Ji Chen felt even more annoying.

"Mr. Wu, hello, may I ask if Ji Rui is here?"

"He's out on business." Wu Mian thought it was Ji Rui's skirt that had arrived by courier, but unexpectedly it was his brother, so he changed his voice, "Do you like cats?"

"Ah?" Ji Chen was puzzled, looked down, looked at the faces of the three fat cats that looked a little bit like a Maine Coon, and replied naturally, "I like them, they are so cute."

Wu Mian got a satisfactory answer, and invited his brother Ji Rui into the house to pet the cat.

Rather than petting the cat, let the furry children of the family choose for themselves; they smell Ji Chen's aura similar to Ji Rui, and follow him around.

Ji Chen sat down on the sofa, and the three Maine Coons jumped onto the sofa all at once, lying down on Ji Chen's two thighs and the middle part.

Ji Chen: "Heavy is really heavy, clingy is really clingy, it feels the same to my family Jiujiu and my younger brother."

Wu Mian knew that "jiujiu" was Ji Chen's pet name for his boyfriend, Mr. Meng of the company next door, but Ji Chen said that Ji Rui was clingy, but Wu Mian didn't feel it at all.Rather, during the month Ji Rui was in his house, Ji Rui got along with him and the cat, and he and the cat used sticky offensives to make Ji Rui treat the four of them better.

Wu Mian introspected for less than a second, and thought that there was no problem with him. As a boss, he should squeeze the value of his subordinates' surplus labor, even at home.

But Ji Rui's clinginess is still unforgivable. I really want to know what kind of clinginess it is, and whether there is a difference in personality between him in women's clothing and his in men's clothing.

Wu Mian even imagined the picture of Ji Rui on the bed; not only him as a subordinate, but also as the leading player in the attack, can he still be so clingy?

Gradually, big problems appeared in his mind, and Ji Chen noticed Wu Mian's changing expression.He just said a word, how jealous Wu Mian must be for such a big reaction.

Ji Chen smoothed things over and said, "My younger brother must be more attached to you. My older brother is still different from my partner."

Wu Mian rarely stuttered: "What, what?"

"I said he must be more clingy to his partner."

Wu Mian stretched out his hand, and carelessly stroked the king's big round head to cover up his emotions: "Didn't you say that Rarity clings to me more?"

"So, you are not his cohabitant?"

"I'm."

"Then you are not his boyfriend?"

"……no."

"You don't like him?"

"..."

Wu Mian stared at Ji Chen for 2 minutes. It was 2 minutes when the air was suddenly quiet. It was so long that Ji Chen thought that President Wu was about to fall in love with him. Wu Mian blushed slowly and grabbed the lightest The cat, raised its neck, covered its face.

Ji Chen was afraid, Wu Mian blushed, and he almost blushed too: "Why are you shy?"

Wu Mian answered very slowly with rhetorical questions: "Who has nothing to do to keep people who don't like at home."

Ji Chen couldn't figure it out.How come the thick double arrows failed to spark the spark of love even once during the month of living together?

The two-way secret love is sweet or sweet, and progress is also slow. Ji Chen doesn't mind being the one who punctured the window paper: "My brother didn't tell you that he likes you?"

Wu Mian immediately put the cat in his hand on his lap, his expression and voice were not very calm: "He likes me?"

Ji Chen also used Wu Mian's rhetorical question to answer: "Who is okay to leave the family company and go to a smaller company to be a secretary?"

Just as Wu Mian was about to speak, Ji Chen asked again, "Don't you think my voice is familiar?"

Ji Chen lowered his voice a bit, and Wu Mian suddenly realized when he heard the familiar tune: "It's you, Idiot!"

Ji Chen raised the corners of his lips, and also called Wu Mian by his nickname: "Hi, Mr. Sheep."

Wu Mian laughed.It turned out that he had already lost his vest before he knew it, and was discovered by the two brothers.

***

After Ji Chen left, Wu Mian was still immersed in his voice, unable to turn the corner for a long time.

Ji Rui has liked him for a long time, initially because of the dubbing of "Maine Sheep".

Maine Sheep is Wu Mian's nickname in the online dubbing circle. It is cool and sandy, which is in stark contrast to Wu Mian's steady style of dubbing.

Sheep never procrastinates, and before the main urging, he is always the first to hand in the dry sound, and he can use it directly, and rarely rework.

The voice of sheep is not the best, but it has a strong foundation; there has always been a consensus in the dubbing circle that the voice of a female CV is fuller, more emotional, and more professional than a male CV.

And Wu Mian is one of the weird unisex styles, one of the few existences that broke this perception.

This point of breaking cognition includes false voices of female voices; there was a particularly popular non-commercial online drama at that time, "It's not suitable to marry", GB Xiang, told the story of a fake sick and weak real belly black beautiful young man marrying Yujie Ghost King. The deputy cp who has a deep love for sadomasochism.

After the dubbing drama was completed, the strawberry ice of the second girl's vest was "picked off", and the wild man's fragrance of the male second's vest was also exposed. The two of them are both Maine sheep.

It was the main strategy at the time, it was a small easter egg, and a secondary publicity after the end.Accurate score plus false voice, naturally there is no sense of disobedience, but there are still quite a few listeners who do not buy it.

For a while, the fans became more and more fans, and the scene lost control for a while. It happened to be the 618 promotion of the e-commerce platform, but it did not affect the unprecedented enthusiasm for gossip in the circle. It is still regarded as a legendary 618 event.

Ji Rui was originally not interested in online productions, so he occasionally cared about his brother and listened to dramas for a while.After being amlied by Ji Chen for the hit "It's Good to Marry", it's really sweet.

Ji Rui fell in love with the female second voice line of "Maine Sheep", but was unwilling to be reconciled that this was a man, so he bought all the commercial dramas that they acted and listened to it again.

Then he fell. When he told his brother that the sheep were better than Ji Chen, the two brothers had the most intense quarrel since their adulthood.

Ji Rui was a late bloomer, and used to just like to wear women's clothing, but under Wu Mian's "enlightenment", he started a difficult, long-lasting, and forging ahead female voice career.

Later, at the reception, seeing Wu Mian, who lacked interest in people and crazily consuming sweets, and heard the gossip about this hands-off shopkeeper, Ji Rui's filter was shattered.

Unconvinced, Ji Rui wore women's clothing, and went to Guanmian's head office to apply for a job with information and a standard Yujie voice. He wanted to keep a distance from Wu Mian at the branch and approach him slowly to see what kind of person he is.

And then... No one knows what Ji Rui's thoughts are after all, after all, he has entered the house and became a temporary resident of Wu Mian's family.

All of the above is what Ji Chen told Wu Mian after inquiring and guessing. When Ji Rui came back from work, Wu Mian hit a straight ball, comparable to the number one in the galaxy: "Rui Rui, do you like me?"

Ji Rui almost fell on the flat ground in the entrance, stabilized his legs, changed his high heels, and asked suspiciously, "Is today April Fool's Day?"

Ji Rui knew that tomorrow would be Wu Mian's birthday, so he went out to order half of the cakes today and was tired because the clerk said that the master chef couldn't make special styles, so he chose a new one.The cake was ordered, and he was a little tired. He went back to the company temporarily to deal with some work. On the way home, there was a heavy rain, and the umbrella was blown away when he came home. It was really a bad experience on the eve of his birthday.

These little unhappiness turned into flustered shyness when Wu Mian asked questions.

Ji Rui continued: "Don't make trouble, I'll go shovel shit."

He said so, but his hand was empty. What he got was not a cat litter shovel, but air.

"It's not April Fool's Day, and there's no trouble. It's just that your brother just came here and told me everything."

Wu Mian took a towel wrung out of hot water, and wiped Ji Rui's face that was a little wet from the rain, making sure that he didn't touch the natural false eyelashes, even though Ji Rui was going to take off his makeup soon.

The heat from the towel made Ji Rui feel comfortable. He changed his shoes and took off his coat, and collapsed into a soft cat-like shape on the sofa. The three big Maine Coons rarely came to trouble him, and they were very discerning.

Ji Rui was completely exposed, and now that the matter has come to an end, he doesn't panic anymore, let Wu Mian wipe his face, think of what to say, and recall the things he experienced in the company and the people he met in his mind.

The focus is still on his explosive/powder/barrel boss.

Ji Rui first entered the headquarters, and only after entering did he realize that Wu Mian was in the branch.But he claims that his secret love is not deep, but just a whim, suppressing the slight disappointment in his heart.

Wu Mian came to the headquarters once a week to talk about this point. During the first meeting, Ji Rui saw his bad temper.

Smelly, every problem is a pain point, not an embroidered pillow.

Later, Ji Rui was promoted from secretary assistant to general secretary because of his excellent business skills, social animal spirit of working as long as he can't die, and his superb skills in women's clothing, and was transferred to the branch. The object that made him "close to the hometown".

Ji Rui observed consciously, and when he found out, he already cared about Wu Mian so much that it was hard to lose him.

In the past, he looked at the mountains across the water, but later the mountains were in front of him. He said that he didn't want to climb up, it was all a lie.

Ji Rui shredded his resignation into pieces in the shredder.

It's just a secret love, there is no loss, it is nothing more than a small ambition to be satisfied, and when it is in contact, it will be disillusioned like at a reception at that time, the feeling of heartbeat will pass, and he will resign and go home.

Now, Ji Rui can't go home, and doesn't want to go home.

Everything Wu Mian does, whether it's dancing on his point of cuteness, probing on the point of thunder, or occasionally acting stupidly, is so cute that Ji Rui's heart tightens and his throat hurts.

Ji Rui gently grabbed the collar of Wu Mian's home clothes of the same style as his, and gently shook his body: "You have to be responsible to me."

Wu Mian: "..."

Ji Rui lowered his eyes slightly: "Don't show any expression of hating me, I refuse to watch; also don't say that you are not responsible, you pick me up and go home, I will rely on you."

Wu Mian: "?"

Ji Rui's voice was a little choked up: "If you really want to refuse, please send me a text on WeChat. Wait, I'll go to the next room now, and you can unlock the phone."

Wu Mian finally understood what his brother Ji Rui said about being clingy.Clingy people also love Naobu, the person Naobu likes doesn't like him, and then silently abuses himself, it's funny and fun, not at all like Iris who is shrewd and capable in business.

Wu Mian's fingers followed Ji Rui's fake hair and touched his cheek: "Rui Rui, are you talking too much to yourself, I haven't said a word yet."

Ji Rui coveted Wu Mian's fingers, puffed up his cheeks a little, and quietly increased the contact area: "Sorry, tell me."

Wu Mian simply pinched Ji Rui's face, and didn't mind getting pearly-colored contouring powder on his fingers: "I use you again, your confession can also make people angry."

"It's because your point of view is too low. I just want to express my respect and love."

"You just said like, but now it's love."

"Yes, I love you." Ji Rui said bravely, "I just love you, what's the problem? It's not something to be ashamed of, and I don't accept your blushing rejection either."

"Let me think about it." Wu Mian's sense of social distance disappeared again, and he stepped forward to hug Ji Rui, and squeezed his palm, "Your confession in women's clothing is so exciting, but can you change it?" Go back to men's clothing, and say it again?"

Ji Rui: "???"

It's not incomprehensible.

"Am I very straight? If I say that, will you be angry?" Wu Mian was very close to Ji Rui from the beginning to the end, "I'm too greedy, I want any form."

"It's okay." Ji Rui said, "I didn't think about it. Men's clothing confession, can I add roses?"

"I like roses, but I don't need them." Wu Mian said shyly, "I'm allergic to pollen."

"Why are you laughing all the time?"

"Because you confessed to me, I was unexpected."

"Don't you feel uncomfortable?"

"You confess, I feel bad? What kind of logic is this?"

"It's the logic that came about when you didn't like me."

"According to this logic, I should like you now."

"Ah..." Ji Rui pressed his temples, cleared his throat, slowly descended the scale, and changed the female voice back to male, "Wait for me, I'm going to remove my makeup and change my clothes now."

Wu Mian grabbed his wrist: "Wait, wait, you don't need to confess."

Ji Rui is not a crybaby character. Although women's clothing is paramount, he believes in solving problems without tears; at this moment, his eyes are reddened quickly, tears are full, and his body is trembling, sucking his nose.

I'm still scolding myself in my head, mdzz, md you are only zz, cry a ball, what's going on, is this the scene where sand sculpture couples break up ahhhhh!

"Don't cry..." Wu Mian felt helpless, "Why did the tears come so fast?"

Ji Rui took a deep breath, trying to stabilize his emotions: "I'm sorry, I don't want to be heartbroken, but I still have a heartbreak. Before I confessed again, I was rejected by the person I like. Isn't it normal to cry..."

"No, don't break your heart. I just want to say, you change back to men's clothes, and this time I will confess. It's fine if you don't change, it depends on how comfortable you are." Wu Mian squeezed his palm, "Let me confess, OK?"

"cunning!"

"You are the only one who has praised me so much. Ah Jing always calls me stupid."

"When I confessed, I mentioned other men's names..."

"Sorry." Wu Mian smiled slightly, "Ji Rui, are you willing to be a permanent resident of the family? Are you willing to eat, sleep with me, and shovel the cat's shit together? Are you willing to be my partner? "

Ji Rui blinked, and pointed to the summary of the extra chapter: "Doesn't the real overlord never confess?"

"Now I'm not the real tyrant, just an ordinary person who loves you and longs to be loved by you." Wu Mian tilted his head, somewhat coquettishly cutting himself into a female voice that he hadn't used for many years, asking and answering , "So, my wife Rarity, would you like to?"

"I am willing, I am willing." Ji Rui replied in a male voice, clenched his fists, pinched his palms, and said in a female voice, "Two of me, accept two of you."

If his brother is still on the scene, he will probably complain, and the two voices are monsters. The president and secretary in your city really know how to play.

However, Wu Mian thought that what he picked up was not just a cutie, but a treasure that had been waiting for him to discover and fell on the ground.

"Right now," Wu Mian asked again, "Would you like to kiss me?"

Ji Rui didn't expect Wu Mian to be so active, and he blushed: "Huh? Uh... well."

"If you don't want to, I can kiss you too, as long as you nod your head."

Ji Rui shook his head.

Wu Mian was almost on the verge of whistling, but his lover was also a quick-tempered clingy spirit.

Ji Rui leaned forward: "I would like to kiss you, please accept my kiss, dear boyfriend."

During the hugs and kisses, Wu Mian responded in detail: "Okay, boyfriend... Please teach me more."

***

Later, the two ushered in the great harmony of life.

"Tonight, would you like to love your tired Mianmian?"

"I'm honored, boss."

"Uh, uh...do you like me, Rarity?"

"I like it, you are so enthusiastic."

The man's voice has become hoarse from being demanded out of control: "Just like it, if you do it again, I can bear it."

Ji Rui gasped with a smile: "I know, you have tough skin."

"Because it's you." Wu Mian frowned and smiled.

The CEO Baba is finally not alone anymore. For love, he can be sweet or salty, 0 or 1. It's really gratifying to congratulate.

Two hours later, the situation reversed.

"Rarity, do you want more stockings?"

"Mianmian, lightly, it has reached the place where the cat's paw scratched!"

"I'm sorry baby." Mr. Wu lowered his head and kissed the other person's cheek, pawed again, and then worked hard, like a big cat and his cat toy.

The wonderful sound attracted Great Maine, who lined up and slipped through the crack of the door and jumped onto the bed, wanting to see what kind of sumo game the shit shoveler was playing, so as to get a share of it, and was chased away by the extremely territorial Mr. Wu .

Ji Rui hilariously and angrily covered his forehead, letting him do whatever he wanted.

Today's Iris also feels like there are four cats at home.

—End of extra episode—