Devil's Department Store

Miser looked at Belphegor with a blank look on his face, "Could it really be my illusion?"

"No," Belphegor shook his head and said, "I trust your intuition, dear, there must be something wrong here."

Hearing this, the elf became anxious and said loudly, "Guest, what do you mean? Don't you believe me? I'm telling the truth!"

That's right, there is no need for the elf to lie to VIP customers, let alone collude with voyeurs. Although Belphegor believed him, Miser couldn't help but start to doubt himself.

Belphegor glanced at the elf and said, "Don't trees lie too?"

The little elf was taken aback for a moment, then said incomprehensibly: "Of course!"

Belphegor laughed, lowered his head and said to Miser, "Let's go, dear, they can't find anything."

The elf seemed to want to protest loudly, but Belphegor only glanced at him out of the corner of his eye. The poor little thing was so frightened that he almost fell from the air, so he slithered and hid behind a tree, looking helplessly at the two people. The guests left holding hands.

Miser was also a little embarrassed. He had a flirtatious talk with Belphegor, but it turned out to be like this.

The succubus tightly clenched His Majesty's hand, and whispered, "Shall we go back to sleep?"

"Huh? Why?" Belphinger looked at Miser in surprise: "I have to find out about this matter, I don't want some strange guy to always covet my lover in the dark."

Miser looked at him for a while, and said with some confusion: "Wait, didn't what you just said to the elf just save my face?"

"Of course not." Belphegor laughed, "Why do you have such an idea?"

His Majesty the Demon King pinched Miser's small nose, and said with a smile: "If you want to save face for you, wouldn't it be more convenient to kill someone to silence you?"

Miser: "...Don't make such a joke!"

"Okay," Belphegor said kindly, and then he said seriously, "but my dear, you should trust your intuition as a succubus. I think there is such a guy, but he managed to avoid the trees. Eye."

Belphegor is still very reliable when he is serious. When Miser heard this, he couldn't help but leaned on him and said, "Then what shall we do next?"

Belphinger said without changing his expression, "The next thing is to have breakfast, of course."

Miser: "..."

Seeing Miser clenched his little fist, Belphinger hurriedly said, "Don't get me wrong, dear! I mean, since that person will peep at you for the first time, there must be a second time, as long as you and I Together, it won't be difficult to find him, so we just need to wait."

Upon hearing this, Miser let go of her small fist, leaned against Belphegor's body pitifully and helplessly, and nodded.

His Majesty the Demon King hugged the frightened Succubus tightly, and sighed happily and helplessly.

It turns out that my wife is a bitch... so cute!

There are not many people who get up early, and the situation in the restaurant can be seen at a glance. The three of Robert are sitting on the most full table. The employees are already used to the work and rest of Devil's Department Store, and they can't stay in bed no matter what.

Miser and Belphinger took the food and walked over, only to see Harry holding the blood bag "tons and tons".

Miser: "..."

Miser looked at the vampire's face that was as red as if it had been dyed, and asked worriedly, "Are you okay, Harry?"

Harry put down the blood bag, hiccupped, and said dizzily, "I'm fine, this feels...great, I've never been so hot since I became a vampire, woo woo woo..."

Miser: "..."

Miser is even more worried, you are not in a good condition, this group of people will not mix something strange in their blood, right?

Robert and Bedo were fine. The former was eating the roasted bird, and the cat was so happy that he could only snort, while the latter had a pot of ribs in front of him, and he couldn't even lift his head.

Miser looked at this group of foolish things, but still didn't tell what happened to him, and the little guys couldn't help, so they could only act in a hurry.

After breakfast, the two of them went for a stroll around the park in the Emerald Forest, wanting to see if they had gained anything, but the voyeur did not show up, maybe he just wasn't here, maybe he knew Belphegor's strength, so Don't dare to stand up.

Miser had no choice but to put this matter aside for the time being, otherwise this week's vacation would be wasted.

Miser packed up his mood and went to experience the acquisition of ingredients and picnic that he had been thinking about.

Of course, Belphinger, a slacker, just followed Miser the whole time, and didn’t take the initiative to do anything other than help with things and praise Miser’s ability—just like the giant baby husband in every failed marriage.

And Miser had nothing to do with him—just like every hard-working wife in a failed marriage, she had to scold him angrily and let him go.

After all, he is the devil of laziness, and he worked very hard to get out of bed.

However, as is probably the curse of every family's first vacation, things never go well, and Miser and Belphinger stick together until the afternoon, only to be shocked by two bad news.

The first one, Harry lost consciousness and was sent to the hospital because he drank too much human blood.

The second one, Robert was kicked away by the frightened horse because he plucked the tail hair of the family horse, and he also went to the hospital.

Miser: "..."

It can really cause trouble!

Miser was so worried about this family that he rushed Belphinger to the hospital in the Emerald Forest. Immediately afterwards, Miser heard the only good news in a long time.

As a VIP customer, medical expenses are also free.

Miser let out a long breath of relief.

Belphegor: "..."

Belphegor couldn't help but said: "So my dear, you run so fast, aren't you worried about those two little guys?"

"Of course I'm worried!" Miser frowned and said, "But it shouldn't be a big problem, otherwise the fairy who reported the letter wouldn't be so calm. Let's go and see the situation."

Facts have proved that what Miser said is right, the problem is really not big, Harry’s situation is very common, because the Emerald Forest also receives other young vampires, this kind of thing basically happens every once in a while, as long as the body adapts to the centaur blood Enough.

And Robert, the unlucky cat, was also lucky. Although the horse kicked its knees reflexively, it was quickly controlled. In addition, the cat's speed was also fast and it avoided the vital point, so it only had a slight fracture in its hind leg.

However, Harry and Robert will have to lie in the hospital for a period of time, and when they recover, it is estimated that the holiday will be over.

Harry was still in a coma. When Robert heard the news, he burst into tears and meowed, "I don't want to be hospitalized! Miser! I want to go out and play!"

Miser gave it a brainstorm and scolded: "Who told you to pluck people's tails?!"

Robert pursed his mouth and sobbed, "I can't help it, it's just dangling in front of my eyes..."

"Stop talking nonsense, if you don't want to become a lame cat, just lie down!" Miser said sternly, "If I had known that you were such a troublemaker, I might as well have brought Al out!"

Upon hearing this, Robert was so wronged that Meow burst into tears.

Belphegor hurriedly said, "Honey, don't be so cruel to the child."

Miser scolded him together: "Shut up, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. If you weren't unreliable, would Robert be like this now?!"

Belphegor also shut up all of a sudden, not daring to speak.

Fairies and elves watching: "..." Demons, vampires and cats, the composition of this family is so complicated.

Bedo stood beside Robert's bed looking at it gloatingly, and said with a smile, "Silly cat, in the afternoon, I will go hunting with Miser!"

Robert: "..."

Robert looked at him resentfully, and said, "Don't be complacent, you will have such a day sooner or later!"

Facts have proved that cats are very evil creatures, especially the strange beckoning cats. Before dinner in the afternoon, Beido followed him into the hospital.

Bedo: "..."

Robert: "HAHAHAHA!!!"

The dog with its head swollen into a pig's head was whimpering and crying, and almost passed out.

In the afternoon, he went hunting with Miser and Belphinger, but in order to express himself, he insisted on looking for the rabbit alone. Miser couldn't stop him, and watched Beido fall headlong into a hornet's nest, and his head was swollen instantly Well, if Belphinger hadn't acted quickly and quickly killed the swarm of wasps, Miser might also be implicated.

The dog caused more trouble than the cat this time. Miser’s face turned green with anger, and it’s even more impossible for Belphinger to speak for him. If Bedo was not the most injured, Miser would have beaten him up on the spot .

Now it's all right, the three employees are lying neatly in the hospital, and Miser's picnic plan has been ruined.

Belphegor poured water for Miser diligently, and bought him some snacks, hoping that the succubus would calm down.

But before Miser got mad, after a while, the person in charge of the resort came over first.

VIP customers are always valued very much, not to mention that Belfinger is the kind of high-ranking person who can see nothing. The emerald forest resort can be opened to the current scale, and the person in charge is not stupid. What happened in one day today? It's troublesome, although most of them have nothing to do with them, but they still came to apologize.

"I'm very sorry," said the tall man with an apologetic face, "We are deeply sorry for causing you a bad vacation experience."

Miser didn't mean to blame the resort at first, it was Robert and the bears, and he didn't feel a little angry when the people apologized again, and just said: "This has nothing to do with you, it's okay."

"Of course it has something to do with us." Centaur showed a Miser very familiar smile and said, "It is our biggest dereliction of duty not to make everyone happy here. Next, I will raise the treatment of everyone by another level, and Extend the play time for three days, and when everyone leaves, there will be special small gifts."

As soon as Miser heard such a good thing, the rest of his temper disappeared, and he also smiled hypocritically: "I'm so sorry, but we don't have time, can we exchange all three days of vacation as gifts?"

"Of course!" Said the horse without hesitation.

To be honest, Miser did not expect the other party to be so thoughtful. After all, the legendary people are quite arrogant, and it seems impossible to be the person in charge without any ability.

"My name is Bill," the centaur said with a smile, "let the wounded rest here, the fairy and the elf will take care of them, we can go out and talk, no matter what you want to know, I can explain it to you .”

Miser got angry when he saw Robert, and of course he was willing to go out and talk, so he gave the two awake animals a lesson, and then pulled Belphinger and the centaur out together.

The Emerald Forest Resort has only been around for a few decades. This resort is about the same age as the Devil's Department Store, and Bill is the first person to come up with this idea.

"It sounds difficult," Miser couldn't help but said, "It's almost impossible to convince those stubborn people, right?"

"It's really difficult," Bill showed some sincere emotion on his face: "Although I hate humans, I have to say that their creativity is unparalleled. No race can resist the desire in their hearts after seeing those wonderful creations."

In fact, Bill himself got a radio by accident, which opened the door to a new world.

As a former human being, it was a little honored to hear that human beings were praised so much. Miser blinked and asked, "So why do you still hate human beings so much? I can understand refusing ordinary people to enter, but until now, I don't think I've even seen a witch."

You know, this is incredible. After all, witches can almost be regarded as social flamboyants among non-human races, and centaurs are probably the first nails they encounter.

Bill smiled and said: "Perhaps you may have misunderstood us, thinking that we hate humans because of the encroachment of our residence - although this is also part of the reason, but for us who are used to territorial battles, the weak are eliminated. It's actually quite normal."

"To be precise, it should be a conflict of ideas," Bill said: "It's hard to explain, but the forest is our place of residence, and plants are our friends, but they are just tools and resources for humans. There are humans who protect forests, or actively plant trees, but their ultimate goal is to kill them and turn them into all kinds of things that are not even necessary for survival."

Miser froze for a moment, and suddenly remembered that since he entered the Emerald Forest, nothing he saw seemed to be made by cutting down trees. Even the back kitchen used magic flint for cooking, and the tourists had a picnic. They are also only allowed to pick up dead branches on the ground.

"It may be a double standard to say this, because centaurs are doing the same thing. Although we eat berries, we also hunt and kill other animals. From the perspective of other animals, there is no difference between centaurs and humans in the eyes of centaurs, right? It's even scarier, after all, humans are just pointing knives at our friends, and we're really pointing bows and arrows at them."

Bill smiled and said: "But the world is like this. Every creature has a perspective of every creature. It doesn't necessarily have to be right or wrong. However, it is also the position that people and horses should have when they hate humans."

Miser understood what he meant, and it seemed that Bill had thought very clearly before he was willing to accept all the conveniences created by human beings.

"It's almost time for dinner. In order not to disturb the two of you, I think I should leave," Bill said with a smile. "Before that, do you have any curious questions?"

Miser thought for a while, but couldn't help asking the question he had been thinking about: "What kind of existence is the Emerald Forest? How did you avoid humans?"