Actor, stop pinching my ears

As soon as he took two steps, the sweatpants rubbed against his butt/butt, Zhou Zixi was in excruciating pain, and immediately stood still.Xu Rui saw what Zhou Zixi meant, and squatted down in front of Zhou Zixi, "Come on."

Zhou Zixi looked at the sloping road, although it was not too steep, it was quite long, and said guiltily, "Can you do this?"

"If it's sunny, it will indeed save a lot of effort than carrying you." Xu Rui's words still had a strong sour taste.

Zhou Zixi rubbed his eyes in embarrassment, took a step, and climbed onto Xu Rui's back, thick and powerful, it seems that the male god's usual muscles are not for nothing.Squeezing Xu Rui's shoulder, Zhou Zixi lay down on it without any scruples.

"Hey, be quiet, don't move your hands." After being pinched by Zhou Zixi, Xu Rui felt that something was going to happen again, "If you move around again, I don't care about you."

Zhou Zixi pursed his lips, leaned into Xu Rui's ear, and whispered, "Did you get jealous just now?" Zhou Zixi glanced at Gao Wen and Sui Feng behind him, making sure they couldn't hear what he was saying.

Xu Rui didn't answer Zhou Zixi, but lifted him up again, and accidentally touched Zhou Zixi's wound, "Ah, ah, it hurts..." Zhou Zixi grabbed Xu Rui's neck tightly, and Xu Rui could only move his hands towards Zhou Zixi's wound. The big/leg/up moved a bit.

"Is it better now? Why did it take so long this time?" Xu Rui was really worried.

"I don't know either." Zhou Zixi put his head on Xu Rui's shoulder, his voice a little sobbing.Zhou Zixi thought to himself, this little pain can still be tolerated, the filming is still going on, anyway, there will be no serious problems, in short, the filming progress of the program group cannot be delayed.

Just like that, Xu Rui walked down the slope slowly with Zhou Zixi on his back. Zhou Zixi didn't dare to look down the slope from above. He leaned his head on Xu Rui's shoulder, closed his eyes, and fell asleep in a daze.

When Xu Rui and Zhou Zixi arrived at the mission point at the bottom of the slope, the members of the first two groups had long since disappeared.There was a small letterbox on the sand where the mission cards were placed. Zhou Zixi jumped off Xu Rui, ran over to take out the mission cards from the mailbox, and read: All artists, please divide into groups of 2-3 and drive to the deep desert. The Mori Oasis at the place, with a map attached, the car is equipped with a car camera in this stage, and the cameraman does not follow.

Zhou Zixi is still studying the map, and the route is crooked, basically walking around the road under the sand dunes.Xu Rui looked at the last remaining car, the paint on the roof was peeled off, the scratches were obvious, and even one of the headlights was broken.

"This broken car can last for a few kilometers..." When I was on the top of the sand dunes, I saw two other off-road vehicles dedicated to the desert. Although this car looks small, I didn't expect it to be so... broken. How did the director team move it? To the desert?It was towed by a tractor.

"We have to go for more than 200 kilometers." Seeing Xu Rui standing still, Zhou Zixi opened the car door first, "Xu Rui, look, the director team has provided dry food and water." dying of thirst in this desert.Cameras are installed in the front, rear, left, and right sides of the car. The car and the artist's mobile phone have positioning functions. The director team monitors in real time, ensuring safety.

Zhou Zixi touched his butt/butt, and it still hurt a little, so he couldn't sit still, so he lay on the back seat of the car, and Xu Rui was naturally responsible for driving.

Good cars are often the same, but broken cars are broken in their own way.Xu Rui inserted the car key into the slot and twisted it three times, but the broken car didn't respond at all and couldn't be turned on.

"Can this car drive?" Zhou Zixi felt that the journey in the desert could not be described as difficult.

"Try again." Xu Rui piled the keys in heavily, and after turning them vigorously, the car finally started, and the camera, car phone, and positioning system in the car lit up one by one.

Xu Rui stepped on the accelerator and set off, "Look at the map and remind me if there is a fork in the road."

Zhou Zixi said "Oh", the map is winding, going up north and down south, but whether the car is going south or north, and the sun at noon is at the top, Zhou Zixi can't tell the direction, this paper The map was far worse than Du Niang's map, so I returned the map to Xu Rui, "My butt hurts, I don't want to read it."

It seems that whoever hurts the most now, Xu Rui can only be the driver and the navigator at the same time, the air conditioner of the broken car is not strong enough, the wind blowing out is still warm, facing such a broken car, Xu Rui is very busy His head was sweating profusely, but the actor still thought about the audience in front of the camera lens, so he tidied his hair well.

Under Xu Rui's fiddle, the little broken car finally started to move. The desert road was ups and downs and uneven. The little broken car was driving very slowly, and it was still shaking. Zhou Zixi was shaking in the back seat. The upturned butt/butt is wobbly.

Xu Rui glanced at Zhou Zixi through the rearview mirror: "Hold on tight, I'm going to speed up."

Hoping that the car wouldn't fall apart after accelerating, Zhou Zixi gripped the seat tightly, "OK, just don't speed too much."

After a while, Zhou Zixi looked at Xu Rui strangely: "I'm ready, why don't you speed up?"

"Heh, the acceleration of this car may be negative. At the beginning, the speed was still 31, but when I stepped on the accelerator, it became [-]." Xu Rui was also very helpless.

In the boundless desert, I occasionally saw a few people with camels passing by, and the broken car was not driving fast, and it made a panting sound from time to time, which made Xu Ruite worried that the broken car would go away anytime. strike.

After driving for more than five hours, Xu Rui's back hurt, and Zhou Zixi knelt in the back seat feeling his knee was broken.However, fortunately, from the map, it is not far from the Mori Oasis, and about [-] miles away is the border of the Mori Region.Some giant cactus bushes can be seen from time to time on the side of the road.

The night in the desert came very early, the temperature difference was huge, it was only after five o'clock, the sun quietly set, a small crescent moon jumped up, the sky was full of stars, and the North Star shone like a diamond, guiding the direction of desert travelers.

It was also because night fell that Zhou Zixi, who was gathering the power of the sun to slowly repair his butt/butt, felt the wound ache again. Every time the small broken car bumped, he would yell softly in the back seat.

Xu Rui stepped on the brake suddenly, opened the door, and got out of the car.

Zhou Zixi opened the window and asked in confusion, "Huh? Where are you going?" Just after asking, he said "Ouch".

Xu Rui reached into the window and touched Zhou Zixi's little head, "Be patient, it will be fine in a while." Then, he walked around to the back of the small broken car and opened the lid.

Sure enough, there are indeed many spare tools for cars driving in the desert. Xu Rui took a large wrench for twisting tires, and walked to the cactus bushes on the side of the road. The giant cactus in the desert was taller than Xu Rui, at a full two meters.

Xu Rui picked up the wrench and hit the thorny petals of the cactus several times, and a cactus petal with red fruit on the top fell down. Xu Rui tried to pick up the cactus carefully, but was almost hit by a sharp hard Thorn to.

Then Xu Rui found a large clip and a pair of scissors from the trunk of the car, and picked up the fallen cactus stem petals and placed them on the front hood of the car.Fortunately, the trunk is a treasure trove. Xu Rui cut open the petals of the cactus stems, smashed them upside down, and put them in a bag.

Then, Xu Rui returned to the car with the bag of crushed cactus mud.

"What are you doing with it? It's so thorny, it won't taste good, how long are we going to drive it? I'm so hungry." Zhou Zixi even heard the sound of his stomach growling, he just wanted to hurry up When he arrives at the oasis, he can eat some fresh plants. The cactus skin is hard and thorny, so he doesn't want to eat it.

Xu Rui raised his hand and turned off the switches of all four cameras.Before Zhou Zixi could stop him, Xu Rui commanded Zhou Zixi, "Pull down your pants!"

"Huh? What! Don't turn off the camera, what are you going to do!" Zhou Zixi covered his little butt/butt with his hands, thinking that Xu Rui is not trying to stab me, and the film king is not a pervert Do you still have this hobby?

Xu Rui saw that Zhou Zixi didn't do anything by himself, so he walked around the door of the car with Zhou Zixi's back facing him, and opened the door, "You don't want to be exposed to the camera in broad daylight, what are you waiting for? Hurry up!"

The temperature difference in the desert is huge, and the wind in the sand at night is gradually howling. When Xu Rui opened the door, the whole car was covered with wind. Zhou Zixi shivered from the cold: "Don't come here." Xu Rui didn't mean to force it, did he? , then take jujube pills, compared with him, how could it be better than him!

Xu Rui squeezed into the back seat and turned on the small light on the top of the car. Only one of the two small bulbs was on, giving people a drowsy feeling.I don't have any hope for this car, as long as I have mental preparation, I can see it clearly.

Xu Rui helped Zhou Zixi get back from his wild thoughts, "I'll apply the medicine for you, aren't you crying for pain all the time, cactus is anti-inflammatory, you will feel better after applying it." After finishing speaking, Xu Rui leaned closer to Zhou Zixi's body He leaned forward, ready to pull down his pants.

"No, no... no, I'll do it myself, I won't bother you." Zhou Zixi grabbed Xu Rui's hand and pushed it to the side. At the same time, he felt the pain of the wound, sobbed, and let his head hang down against the car cushion. .

I wanted to give Zhou Zixi a bag of crushed cactus mud and let him apply it himself, but seeing how painful he was, Xu Rui also became anxious: "You can't apply it evenly yourself, let me do it, let me see how hot it is." It's gone." Ignored Zhou Zixi and pulled his cunt/inner/inner/down.

Two blushes instantly appeared on Zhou Zixi's fair little face, his voice became softer, and he looked at Xu Rui nervously: "It's nothing important, it will be fine tomorrow, it doesn't matter."

"It doesn't matter, your whole butt is red, and those who don't know it will think you are a monkey." Xu Rui took out some cactus mud from the bag, and was about to wipe it on Zhou Zixi's red butt/butt.

"I can't, I can't hold it anymore, I have to pee first." Zhou Zixi immediately pulled up his pants and jumped out of the car, hiding behind the cactus bushes.

The author has something to say: Zhou Zixi: I wipe myself, wipe myself, wipe myself, don't touch me!

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