Actor, stop pinching my ears

The door of the freight elevator moved slowly, Zhou Zixi clung to the innermost side wall of the elevator, not daring to move.With the door opened to the maximum, Zhou Zixi was completely exposed to the eyes of a few fans across the street, but those girls looked around, but didn't pay attention to the freight elevator, and continued to run forward.False alarm.

The uncle who hit the door slowly pushed the delivery cart in, closed the elevator door, and squeezed together with Zhou Zixi.

what gui ah!It turned out that the uncle was a supplier of meat ingredients to the restaurant on the fifth floor. There were two processed pigs on the trolley, and two huge pig heads were placed on the top, facing Zhou Zixi, with a smile on his face. Same.

Annoyed and ashamed, Zhou Zixi took out his mobile phone from his pocket, clicked on Weibo, and wanted to see what was written on the Internet.

Weibo hot search No. 1, [Xu Rui's Sexuality Becomes a Mystery] The waiter took the lead and kissed the actor Xu Rui passionately; as if no one else was around, Xu Rui finally found true love.The whole world is reposting the photo of him kissing Xu Rui.

Oh my god!What is this and what!

There are still many comments from fans, but Xu Rui's fans are still supportive of Xu Rui.

[We will support Wuli in whatever he does. 】

[At first glance, this bitch is taking the initiative, but it's fine if Da Rui loves him. 】

[Xu Rui is not a petty acceptor! 】

[Xu Rui's inappropriate shou + 1, counterattack! 】

[Add 10086, our male god is obviously a big master, okay! 】

What a mess, Zhou Zixi couldn't stand it anymore, so he closed Weibo directly.

When the elevator reaches the fifth floor, the delivery man goes left, Zhou Zixi goes right, and the corridor leads directly to Nancheng Cinema. Now that they are all here, Zhou Zixi bought a ticket and went in to have a rest.

Because it was a working day, there were not many people in the screening hall, so Zhou Zixi just touched a seat and sat down.What is being shown on the big screen is Xu Rui's new movie "I'm Chasing You".Xu Rui plays a fairy, who descends to the bar on the previous poster.

Zhou Zixi rolled his eyes at the big screen, this fairy is really doing as the Romans do.Losing interest in this movie, coupled with the fact that he didn't sleep last night and was half dead tired this morning, Zhou Zixi's eyelids drooped quickly and he fell asleep.

In the chaos, he, he had a dream. In a dark room, Xu Rui sometimes smiled at him, sometimes ferociously, and suddenly rushed towards him, not knowing whether to kiss him or... eat him?

After a long time, the phone in his pocket rang suddenly, Zhou Zixi opened his eyes, the soft light of the theater was on, the audience had already left, and he was the only one left sprawled on the chair.

It's the restaurant manager again, and it's definitely not for me to go back to work. Zhou Zixi thought in his heart not to answer, but pressed his finger honestly.

Before Zhou Zixi could open his mouth, the manager said, "Zixi, I have good news for you. You don't need to thank me! There is an agent from a film and television company who invited you to shoot a commercial for Biteji. I will give you your mobile phone number." him."

Zhou Zixi looked confused: "What chicken?"

The manager explained: "Bite Deji, bite the Deji advertisement, it's the chicken and chicken wings set meal."

Zhou Zixi was stunned: "I've never heard of it!"

The manager said anxiously, "I'm only going to shoot if I haven't heard of it."

After all, after receiving other people's entrustment fees, the manager dutifully brought the words to the table, and in the end he didn't forget to kneel and lick the former subordinate who would become famous in the future: "Zixi, that, with your looks and character , that will definitely be popular, and when you become popular in the future, don’t forget to promote our restaurant.”

"Oh." Zhou Zixi hung up the phone.

At first, I thought the manager was joking, but it wasn't until the legendary agent of the film and television company contacted him that Zhou Zixi was sure it was real.It basically told him that Xu Rui endorsed an ice cream of Bite Deji Fast Food, and they wanted to shoot a commercial. Zhou Zixi was invited to be a group performer, and it was enough to be responsible for eating chicken in the background, and Xu Rui was responsible for enjoying the ice cream in front of the camera.

And the reason for looking for him is because he became popular overnight. If he shoots an advertisement with Xu Rui, it can quickly increase the popularity of this new fast food chain restaurant. Finally, I don’t forget to mention that his salary will not be reduced. Now it’s 300.

Zhou Zixi had no idea about being a group performer, but he suddenly felt that he, Xu Rui, and the chicken were related.

It was because of Xu Rui that he was dismissed from the restaurant. When he saw Xu Rui, he must settle the score with him, or at least let him arrange a job. Zhou Zixi, who had a wishful thinking, agreed to the manager without hesitation.

On the day of filming, Zhou Zixi arrived at a branch of Yao Deji Fast Food in the suburbs on time.Zhou Zixi pushed the door open and entered with a little anxiety. After all, he had never seen such a big scene before, so he didn't know what to do.

The crew of the film crew was setting up the scene, and the other four extras had already arrived. After Zhou Zixi introduced himself to the director, the director ignored him and asked Zhou Zixi to sit aside with the other extras and talk to them later. play.

Zhou Zixi dressed up carefully when he went out today. He chose a bright red T-shirt and skinny jeans according to the image of an actor in a fast food advertisement on TV.

Walking to the side of the other group performers, Zhou Zixi felt an indescribable feeling, especially weird. The four of them all had mischievous eyebrows and sloppy clothes.Since you accepted the ad, why don’t you use dim sum?It's rare to be photogenic and don't know how to dress up.Zhou Zixi murmured in his heart, but the four of them also looked at him with the eyes of a monster.

Zhou Zixi hadn't finished complaining in his heart when suddenly the problem became serious.

The eldest brother among the four pointed fingers at Zhou Zixi and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you, little deer demon, you can go there later and find a way to get the director to arrange some raw chicken for us to eat!"

God, Zhou Zixi sniffed it carefully, and could vaguely smell some clues. The four of them were indeed not human beings, but ground squirrels, because the smell of eating fried chicken wings in the Deji restaurant was too strong, which almost covered up the four of them. Zhou Zixi didn't recognize the ground squirrel immediately.

Zhou Zixi was worried that they would make something wrong, so he hurriedly gave them science education: "Humans don't eat raw chicken, so if you come to shoot commercials, you should shoot well and don't cause trouble. It's easy to expose yourself, and you're not afraid to send your boss back. !?"

"Hehe, you demon deer are quite lenient. How do you know that humans don't eat raw chicken? Are you a human?" The chinchilla boss put his face in front of Zhou Zixi and mocked and threatened, "Huh? Hahaha! Be obedient, kid, or I will teach you a lesson when you go out!"

The four ground squirrels all had fierce eyes, and Zhou Zixi no longer approached them. At this time, the director came to give a play.

The director simply explained: "Because you are just advertising background, don't be too nervous, the action can be exaggerated, don't pay too much attention to the image."

These words really touched the hearts of ground squirrels. After the director called Action, they scrambled to eat chicken wings and chicken without any restraint.

Zhou Zixi never ate chicken, and hated meat food. He slowly raised a chicken wing, took a bite in his mouth, frowned, the taste was hard to swallow.

"Ka——" the director stopped, pointing at Zhou Zixi and yelling, "What's the matter with you extravagant performer? Everyone else has understood the essence of biting Deji, and the more you bite, the more fragrant you are, what about you? You With your mouth in your mouth, you thought you were eating a popsicle! You gave me a bite! You, you are too good at acting! Who recommended it?"

Zhou Zixi had no choice but to bow his head and be scolded. He really doesn't know how to act about eating chicken.

Seeing that the director was tired of scolding and stopped to catch his breath, the director's assistant stepped forward and whispered, "It was recommended by Xu Rui's studio. This Zhou Zixi is a popular Weibo figure recently. I heard that he has an unusual relationship with Xu Rui."

The director instantly felt guilty for not knowing Zhou Zixi, and quickly remedied: "Who hasn't had the first time? When I was a child, I ate popsicles and dipped them in soy sauce. Assistant, teach Zixi how to eat chicken."

In fact, the director's heart is broken.

At this time, Xu Rui and his party arrived. In order to match the plot of the Bite Deji advertisement, Aluni, another casual and light luxury clothing brand endorsed by Xu Rui, also specially matched clothes for Xu Rui, casual sweater and harem pants, simple and fashionable , This is the benefit of having more endorsements.

The director hurried forward to flatter and praise him all the time. After all, if a small advertising director can find a big guy like Xu Rui, it would be great to go to a film studio to work as a field worker in the future.

Xiao Lin, Xu Rui's assistant, wears big black framed eyes and short hair all the year round. She is thin and lean. She ignores the flashy nonsense of the director and goes straight to the point: "Why haven't you filmed well yet? Didn't you tell us earlier? Xu Rui will take pictures of him as soon as he arrives, how can I spend so much time with you!"

The director was busy apologizing, thinking that you were the ones who found them all, and he didn't see what kind of people they were looking for. He couldn't speak out, so he could only apologize embarrassingly: "The assistant director is still giving a speech to the group. I am teaching a newcomer how to eat chicken, please wait a moment."

What the hell, you have to be taught to eat chicken?

Xu Rui snorted coldly, frowned, and turned around to see that it was Zhou Zixi who was wasting time.He was holding both ends of the chicken wing with both hands, and he refused to open his mouth. The assistant director was anxious: "Please take a bite and let me see, so the cameraman can adjust the angle!"

Zhou Zixi was reluctant: "I will bite when the filming starts, but now I have to change the chicken wings after I bite, isn't it a waste of food?"

Just as they were in a stalemate, the director came over: "Zixi, Xu Rui is here. If you don't want to bite, don't bite the chicken wings. Xu Rui told you to go to his place. When the filming starts, you just sit next to him and hold a sign with the cartoon LOGO of Bite Deji."

As soon as Zhou Zixi heard that he didn't need to eat chicken anymore, he quickly stood up and walked towards Xu Rui, and must tell him what happened in the past few days.

But in fact, there were so many people on the set that he, a newcomer, didn't even have a chance to communicate with Xu Rui, and Xu Rui ignored him.

The director said that he wanted to shoot a panoramic view, and the four extras were eating chicken in the back, Xu Rui licked ice cream in front of the camera, and Zhou Zixi sat next to him holding a sign.

But this one shot has been taken five times and it hasn't passed. Either the weasel chicken is too fast to eat, or Xu Rui's ice cream is too slow to eat. Zhou Zixi's hand holding the sign is stiff, and the director said he blocked his face.

Xu Rui suggested everyone to rest for a while, after all, your stomach is not a refrigerator.

Unexpectedly, as soon as they started to rest, the four ground squirrels in the back were about to move and walked quietly to the kitchen. Zhou Zixi also faintly heard what they said to go to the back kitchen to find raw chicken.So he quickly put down the sign and followed them.

The author has something to say: Xu Rui: People who have to teach how to eat chicken must be cured!

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