Actor, stop pinching my ears

It turned out to be Li Meili's daily task again: Everyone, are you satisfied with the desert banquet prepared for you yesterday?I heard that everyone didn't keep their mouths shut yesterday, so today you have to open your legs.Please be sure to gather at the entrance of the grove behind the Murray Building before [-]:[-] a.m. to get the clue card.

Artists and staff went to the grove in twos and threes. Zhou Zixi watched the fellow travelers along the way, but found nothing unusual.

The grove behind the Murray Building is the only grove in the entire Doha desert. Although the area is not very large, the trees are tall and prosperous. The tallest one is as high as ten stories. Seven people form a circle and cannot hug the thick trunk. , can be called a miracle in the desert.

At this time, Li Meili had been waiting at the entrance of the grove for a long time.Of course, not only Li Meili, but also six burly men who do barbecue business in Mori Building, all / color / all / bare / shoulders, wearing red ribbons and red shorts, guarding the small At the entrance of the forest, it seems that this small forest is very mysterious and needs the guards of these big men. Whoever wants to break through, sorry, this road is blocked.

"Wow/Damn! What's the situation, the rhythm of fighting early in the morning? Fortunately, I'm wearing tight pants today." Gao Wenqi stretched out her limbs, then moved her knuckles, and immediately made a muay thai punch Bend the knees and raise the legs, vigorous and powerful, as fast as lightning.As expected, it was the star queen of an action movie. Not only the artists present were stunned, but even the six burly men on the opposite side were shocked. This skill is amazing.

"Come on, let's fight!" Gao Wenqi signaled the big guys to come over, and the big guys were still standing in front of the grove, motionless.

Li Meili hurriedly interjected: "Don't worry, don't worry, there are rules for fighting."

"Hey, why didn't the sunny day come?" Zhou Zixi realized that there were only six artists here today, no wonder there were only six big men, so the sunny day didn't come today? "Xu Rui, do you think she is..."

Zhou Zixi wanted to say something more, but Xu Rui quickly shook his arm to signal him to stop talking.If Xu Rui's guess is correct, there must be a demon at the shooting scene.

Li Meili first explained to everyone that Sunny Tian could not continue to participate in this stage of the competition due to physical reasons, and returned to Nancheng ahead of schedule, and then said in a cadenced tone: "Morli Forest, guarded by Dora's fiercest warriors, please execute Instructions to break into the woods, to go forward in the bloody wind, to find the way back."

Listening to the strange tone of Li Meili's words, Zhou Zixi remembered the mobile game he played every day when he opened his eyes when he lived in Xu Rui's house. Let's gallop, even if the world is too small...

Our director Li must have graduated from a major in dubbing. Zhou Zixi covered his mouth and couldn't help it, but he was worried that Li Meili would find out, so he hid behind Xu Rui, sticking to his back and laughing.

As soon as Gao Wen saw this kind of selling point, he immediately moved closer to take a close-up shot, Zhou Zixi could only turn his head to the other side. "Zhou Zixi, what's the matter with you?" Li Meili noticed Zhou Zixi's strangeness, "The order in which we enter the woods is according to age, the younger the first."

Pfft, Director Li is really... If it is true by age, I am the second oldest, and Hua Xikai is the oldest.But in reality, Zhou Zixi is just a little tender meat who has just turned eighteen.

"Zhou Zixi, come here." Li Meili urged.

Who would be stupid enough to run up and get beaten, probably Gao Wenqi, anyway, Zhou Zixi didn't like it, so Li Meili called him, but he just pouted and didn't move.Other artists also complained in a low voice that the program team was too much. Since they came to the desert, they have been facing various problems and the whole journey has been very difficult, and today it has become even worse.

"Director, in fact, we all want to go back early," Hua Xikai teased Li Meili, "Your show is so exciting, you take watching us being beaten as the selling point of the show, after it airs, your personal safety will be guaranteed. Have you thought about it?"

Xu Rui grabbed Zhou Zixi's arm to prevent him from going up, and his affection for Li Meili dropped to zero: "Director Li, has the sponsor of this show reviewed every challenge project? This section should not pass."

Even Shi Qian, who was always as gentle as water, couldn't bear it anymore, "Yes, director, we are participating in an adventure program, not a kung fu competition program. You sent so many sumo wrestlers out, you have to kill us. "

Li Meili motioned for everyone to be quiet. He had already anticipated everyone's fear of difficulty, and then added: "From now on, the program will implement a point system, and the points will be calculated according to the time each artist completes the task. For example, the first artist to complete the task Accumulate 7 points, the sixth to complete the task will accumulate 2 points, if you don’t join today, you will accumulate 0 points, and after the competition is over, the top three artists with points can be on the stage of Nancheng Spring Festival Gala and get the qualification to endorse SISO mobile phones .”

I have to say that this temptation is quite big. Except for Xu Rui, the actor of the seven artists in the show, the others are half popular. Even though Hua Xikai is a little famous now, the popularity of pure singers is always higher than that of singers. But on the big screen.Li Meili gave another boost to the artists who were about to retreat, and the pressure of competition followed.

However, if the devil is one foot tall, the Tao must be another foot taller.

In the face of these six strong men who are as stable as Mount Tai, everyone has long ignored the competition, and life-saving is the most important thing.No, the five artists united as one, all turned their eyes to Gao Wenqi, and she was the only one who could defeat these well-oiled big guys.

"Oh, everyone look at me, that's right!" Gao Wenqi patted her chest/breast confidently, and stretched her muscles and bones again.

The Queen of Kung Fu really lived up to expectations, even before the camera brother was ready, she rushed over in a stride, and the burly guys saw such a guest who could kick people away with just one leg coming towards them, and gave way every minute trail.Gao Wenqi ran into the woods before she had a chance to show her skills.

Everyone saw such an interesting result, although they thought it was funny, they did not forget to follow in Gao Wenqi's footsteps, and all of them entered the grove, leaving Li Meili alone outside the entrance, fuming with anger: "You are hired to let You blocked the door, who allowed you to give way so easily?!"

Among them, the strong man who handed mutton skewers to Zhou Zixi yesterday, patted the dangling meat on his arm, walked in front of Li Meili, fully blocked the light in front of Li Meili, Li Meili stood in the shadow of the strong man, strong Han stepped on a stone on the side of the road for passers-by to rest: "But you never said that we will meet a real fucking kung fu!"

As soon as the words fell, several other strong men came over without any explanation, surrounded Li Meili, and demanded her salary for the morning. The cash was spat out.

She also murmured in her heart that the name of this reality show might as well be changed to [The Director Follows the Adventure]. After returning, she will find the schedule planner to settle the score. Hey, no wonder Yang Zixin was asked to host this episode. She pretended to be sick and refused to come. I can bite the bullet on my own.

After the artists entered the woods, they saw the clue mailbox directly. It was tied to the branch of a young sapling that had just been planted not long ago. It was so heavy that the thin branches of the small tree were bent and almost broken.

When everyone got the clue cards from the mailbox, they had to pull down the twigs. When the artists got the clue cards, the twigs were already damaged and bent even more.

Holding the clue card in his hand, Zhou Zixi looked at the branch that was about to break. He hurried around behind the small tree, bit the clue card in his mouth, raised his hand to untie the red ribbon tied to the clue mailbox, but stood on tiptoe. The feet are not high enough, and it is very difficult to untie them.

"Xu Rui, come and help me." Zhou Zixi opened his mouth, and the clue card fell to the ground.

Xu Rui was still looking at the clue card in his hand, which said: Please find the arrow in the woods, and you can find the ticket back to Nancheng in the direction it points.Get the ticket, you can escape the claws of alien creatures.Friendly reminder, the arrow is far away in the sky, but close in front of you.

Hearing Zhou Zixi's shout, Xu Rui looked back, "Hey, be careful, don't hit your feet." The knot on the red silk ribbon had been loosened by Zhou Zixi, and the mailbox was dangling on the branch of a small tree. .

Xu Rui hurried over, because he was higher than Zhou Zixi, so he could reach it. Xu Rui easily untied the knot and took off the ribbon.Zhou Zixi raised his hands, caught the mailbox, and put it firmly on the ground.

The twigs bounced back immediately without the heavy burden, but there were still traces of being strangled by the knots on the wood.

Xu Rui took a closer look, and saw that this was not a trace of being strangled, but an arrow carved on the branch, pointing downwards, pointing directly at the land on the left of the small tree.

Sure enough, it was far away in the sky and close in front of my eyes, "Yes, Zixi, bring the shovel prepared by the props team, the ticket should be right here."

"Huh?" Zhou Zixi couldn't believe it. He didn't expect the director to reveal that today's more difficult task was so simple?Zhou Zixi hurried to the tree-lined path to get a shovel, and handed it to Xu Rui, who was responsible for digging the ground and digging up the plane tickets.

Xu Rui just digged a few times, and a corner of a red cloth bag emerged from the sand. Zhou Zixi pulled it out forcefully, "Wow, it really is."

Zhou Zixi opened the red cloth bag and took out the air ticket. Although it was a prop air ticket made by the director team, the words [Dora to Nancheng] were clearly printed on it. He looks like he has experienced all the joys, sorrows, tensions and excitements of life, so he just goes back.

"Hey? Did you find the ticket so quickly?" A hand suddenly stretched out from behind Zhou Zixi, snatching the ticket from Zhou Zixi's hand.

The author has something to say: Li Meili: I swear, I will only be a director in the future, and I will not be a guest host.

Cherry Fu, the little angel who expresses her love everyday~

Um?What day is it today?Oye~ The author's baby is going to celebrate the festival, everyone happy "June [-]"~