scourge

Yin Jiaoyu, who was watching the football live broadcast in the living room of Qingyuan's house, was also in a bad mood. He cared about Qingyuan and asked me what to do!I look like your professional advisor or something? !He angrily threw his phone onto the sofa next to him.

Sure enough, after a while, I heard the ringing of a text message from Qingyuan's bedroom.

Yin Jiaoyu snorted heavily, and got angry from nowhere, got up and got himself a glass of water.

At this time, the bedroom door slammed lightly, and he saw Qing Yuan coming out of the room.

Yin Jiaoyu frowned and asked, "Why don't you get a good night's sleep, why come out? Is the TV too loud?"

Qing Yuan supported the wall and shook his head, his smile was a little weak: "Can't sleep, why haven't you gone back yet?"

"It's still early." Yin Jiaoyu went over and forced him back to the bed: "Are you feeling better? Do you want to go to the hospital?"

Qing Yuan sat on the bed, a little helpless: "Please, I'm not so delicate, it's much better."

Yin Jiaoyu didn't bother to say anything, so he pulled the pillow with one hand and stuffed it behind his back, saying: "I also said that we will have dinner together later, I'm afraid it won't work seeing you like this."

Qing Yuan pressed his stomach with one hand, and said with a smile: "How can it be canceled, Kelly finally came here once."

Yin Jiaoyu sat next to him, turned on the TV in the bedroom and tuned it to the sports channel, staring at the screen intently: "Let's talk, how do you know?"

Qing Yuan raised the mobile phone in his hand: "She just sent a text message to ask me how I am. Hey, I'm sorry to disturb you shopping."

Wasn't the text message just now sent by that dead child?Yin Jiaoyu was taken aback by the thought that came out of nowhere, it's none of my business!Is your head caught by the door?

He laid his long legs lazily on the bed, and said absently: "Where does she lack time to go shopping? Speaking of which, the clothes she bought for you are in my house. Why don't you get them yourself tomorrow? You have the key." Bar?"

Qing Yuan smiled: "Let's put it aside for now, do you still live in Huadu?"

Yin Jiaoyu handed him the cup of hot water, and said angrily: "Yeah! The house is not going well, so you have to drag me to the hotel, it's so annoying!"

Qing Yuan took a sip of water and put it on the bedside table, amused: "It's a habit, hey, you'd better go back and be with her."

Yin Jiaoyu gently rubbed his stomach, and said impatiently: "Understood, I will go back after you sleep."

Qing Yuan slid down and pulled the quilt over: "I'm asleep."

Yin Jiaoyu resentfully said: "Okay." After walking out the door, he still didn't feel relieved, "I will go to the studio tomorrow morning, so you don't need to use it."

Qing Yuan smiled and said: "Let's talk about it."

Yin Jiaoyu hummed, closed the door and left.

There was a jingle in the darkness, and Qing Yuan took the phone, and this new text message was displayed on the lit screen. The sender was a series of numbers, which did not seem to be in the contacts.

He opened the text message and looked at the content, with a faint smile on his face.

[Brother Qingyuan, I am Lorgar.Is your stomach still hurting?Hope it didn't wake you up.I'm really sorry today, I didn't know you had a stomach problem-,- have a good rest, I won't bother you~]

After deliberating for a long time, he sent a text message to Qing Yuan. Lying on the bed, Luo Jia immediately thought of tomorrow's date (?), and couldn't help but ask, "Why did you say go to KFC?"

Bailu was sleepy: "Oh, it's really romantic."

Xu Xiang, who was still watching statistics PPT on the iPad, sighed: "Brother Bird, your definition of romance is very special."

Bailu yawned: "Just kidding... For me, the most romantic thing is to rob with my significant other. During the absconding with the money, she was unfortunately arrested. She would rather die than be arrested and go to jail .Leave me lonely and dejected, and spend the rest of my life spending money like dirt."

Ding Weiya was snoring and sleeping soundly, and had no time to participate in their conversation.

Looking at the time, Xu Xiang also took off his glasses and turned off the PPT, lay down and sighed: "My son, why are you thinking so much? You'll know if you go tomorrow."

Lorgar spoke stiffly: "I just remembered it suddenly."

He turned over and closed his eyes, there's nothing to be nervous about, it's broad daylight... Ahem, I'm so pure, I don't think about anything else.

"If you were pure, the dozens of gigabytes of calcium tablets in my computer would instantly turn into revolutionary songs." Xu Xiang said quietly.

Lorgar was shocked: "How do you know what I'm thinking?"

Xu Xiang said angrily: "Idiot, you have said it all, okay?!"

The next day, while Yin Jiaoyu was still soundly asleep, he heard Evanescence's high-pitched voice coming from the living room outside.

He woke up immediately, and quickly got out of bed to lock the door, but it was still a step too late...

Kelly has already opened the door. She is wearing a black woolen sleeveless dress from Chanel with a red belt around her waist. She stands gracefully and says with a smile: "Goodmorning, sweety! Wake up!"

Yin Jiaoyu threw himself on the bed again, pulled the quilt over his head, and said impatiently: "Sleep a little longer."

"Tsk, disobedient." Kelly went to lift his quilt, and Yin Jiaoyu tugged at the quilt, "Please, just half an hour!"

Kelly was out of breath: "It's already ten o'clock, get up and take care of lunch!"

Yin Jiaoyu was very angry: "How long will it take to take care of it! Let me sleep for a while!"

Kelly stopped and had to compromise: "Do you have to get up at 10:30?"

Yin Jiaoyu closed his eyes and hummed weakly: "Well, get out, I beg you. Turn off your broken stereo!"

Kelly grinningly agreed, and seeing Yin Jiaoyu's waist, legs and nothing covered, she quietly took out her phone to take a picture of this nosebleed scene, and then closed the door.

As soon as she went out, she heard a click, Yin Jiaoyu finished locking the lock, and then lay back and continued to sleep, completely relaxed.

After falling asleep for a while, there was a rattling sound at the door, followed by Kelly pulling the quilt again: "Honey, it's 10:30, get up!"

Yin Jiaoyu opened his eyes in astonishment: "How did you get in?"

Kelly shook the key in his hand in a good mood: "Hurry up, Elliot is on leave, go to the studio after dinner!"

Only then did Yin Jiaoyu think of this incident, and reluctantly got up and went to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth.

Kelly followed to the door of the bathroom, pretending to be casual and said, "Shall we go to KFC?"

Yin Jiaoyu almost swallowed the mouthwash, and said angrily, "Why are you eating junk food!"

Kelly's face turned fierce: "Just eat that! Why do you want to confront me after I finally came here?!"

She turned her head and walked out of the bathroom, chose the matching clothes and threw them on the bed, and said aggressively: "Hurry up! The clothes to be worn are on the bed."

Yin Jiaoyu muttered: "Eat as long as you eat, this woman's temper is getting worse and worse." She didn't know that Kelly was using his mobile phone to send text messages to Lorgar.

[Arrive in half an hour. 】

The four scourges came early in the morning and occupied a booth at the empty KFC. Each of them sat with a glass of Coke for the whole morning, and they were still dissatisfied with the place.

"Beauty, turn down the temperature of the air conditioner, it's hot." Bailu shook the collar of the fleece sweater.

Nonsense, it's almost summer, can you not be hot in a fleece sweater!Waiter A resisted the urge to roll his eyes and politely agreed.

"Why is there no one there? Hey handsome guy, isn't your salary high? You don't see much business, so you might as well change jobs." Lorja saw that it was still early, and chatted with people bored.

Nima, do you think that everyone will come and sit for so long after nine o'clock in the morning like you vagrants?Waiter B laughed along, scolding in his heart.

"Well, that bacon cheeseburger looks delicious. I want a cheeseburger and a cup of soy milk." Ding Weiya sat in the innermost seat and said to waiter C.

"Sir, please go to the counter to order food, but cheeseburger and soy milk are part of the breakfast, we have sold out, sorry." Waiter C explained.

Ding Weiya looked at his watch and asked innocently, "Isn't breakfast at ten o'clock?"

Waiter C took a deep breath and forced a smile: "Sir, it's already 10:30."

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Ding Weiya looked blank: "Oh, then I want a fried chicken leg burger set meal."

Xu Xiang, who was still concentrating on studying the PPT that she hadn't finished last night, said thoughtfully, "I'm also a little hungry, um, waiter, please bring me a large order of French fries, a chicken nugget, and two pairs of fried chicken wings."

Waiter D, who was mopping the floor with a mop, was speechless: "Sir, the order is not here..."

Xu Xiang asked the other three people: "What do you want to eat?"

Waiter D tried hard: "Please order at..."

Lorgar danced and danced: "I want to suck finger chicken!"

Bailu yelled: "I want it too, I want it too, two pieces of plain chicken!"

Waiter D sweats profusely: "Please go to the counter to order..."

Xu Xiang took out twenty from his trouser pocket: "Do you have any change?"

Luo Jia dug out five yuan, Bailu dug out ten yuan, Ding Weiya dug out a few steel coins and handed them all to Xu Xiang.

Xu Xiang stuffed a lot of money into his hand and said with a smile, "Thank you."

Waiter D said with a mournful face, "Mr. Trouble, please order at the counter..."

Luo Jia swiped Weibo with his mobile phone: "See if little Jiaoyu has updated Weibo."

Ding Weiya said with a bitter face: "My phone is broken..."

Xu Xiang said: "Love Crazy 5 is out, go buy it."

Ding Weiya said: "Well, I want to buy that too, but I don't know which brand is better."

The other three were silent for half a second, giggling strangely.

A group of two hundred and five is really... The waiter D had to take the money to order for them silently with tears in his eyes.

Bailu took out his mobile phone to read the text message: "Which of you is good at Chinese? There is a text message sent by a Chinese girl, and I can't understand a single word."

He read: "Qingqing Zipei, I think about it leisurely, even if I don't go, Zining won't come."

Xu Xiang translated slowly: "Your sister, if I don't look for you, you fucking don't know to come to me!"

Luo Jia was speechless: "What a powerful rogue translator..." Then he lamented, "You haven't updated Weibo yet, Yin Jiaoyu, a slacker!"

Bailu leaned over to take a look: "I changed my profile picture on Weibo last night, go and have a look, how about it, isn't the profile picture awesome?"

Lorgar said, "Like."

Frozen for a few seconds, Bailu picked up his mobile phone to call Lorja and yelled, "A paw like your grandma!"

Xu Xiang shouted: "Brother Bird, why are you beating someone with your mobile phone!"

Ding Weiya was still in shock: "That's right, Brother Lu, don't hit Luoluo."

Xu Xiang took the Nokia from Lorgar's hand: "Generally, mobile phones will break down, but brick phones are more reliable."

At this time, the waiter came over with a tray full of food and said tremblingly, "Sir, this is what you ordered."

Lorja dug out the original chicken, gnawed it and said vaguely, "Do you sell steamed stuffed buns?"

The waiter was about to vomit blood: "No."

Lorgar rolled his eyes, and was very disgusted: "Sure enough, it's going to collapse." He squeezed ketchup on the plain chicken.

"Oh fuck, give me the ketchup, or I'll kill you!" Bailu yelled at Lorgar who had taken away all the ketchup, waving his fists.

Accidentally got hit on the head, Lorja squeezed all the ketchup into Bailu's Coke, proudly: "Bahaha! Here you are!"

Bailu was frightened and angry, he picked up the Coke and poured it all into Lorgar's original chicken paper bag: "Haha, let's see how you eat now!"

Ding Weiya: "Woo, my Coke."

Coke dripped onto the table, Xu Xiang's trousers suffered a few drops, and he lifted the tray with a murderous look: "You guys are endless! Give me a break!"

Luo Jia jumped up: "Oh, Xiang'er, you almost poured Coke on my clothes!"

Bailu wiped it vigorously with a paper towel: "It's so dirty, it's all over the table and floor!"

Ding Weiya said: "Well, there is one on the sofa, how about cleaning it?"

Lorgar picked up edibles and moved them to another booth: "It's such a hassle, it's over if you change seats."

The four scourges changed to a booth far away, leaving a mess for the waiter to clean up.

After finally calming down, Luo Jia continued to browse Weibo, Bailu continued to send text messages to the girl, and Ding Weiya went over to watch the PPT with Xu Xiang.

At this time, Xu Xiang pushed his glasses and said in a low voice, "Luo Luo, your man is here."