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Lorgar's first reaction, I went, someone in the car saw it...

The second reaction is, fuck me!The man wearing the toad mirror turned out to be Yin Jiaoyu!

Countless mud horses roared and ran past in his heart, Lorgar was messed up by the sound of horseshoes, and Lao Tzu's cute illusion was aborted... He resisted the urge to run away in tears, not daring to look at Yin Jiaoyu, and whispered Said: "That... sorry."

Yin Jiaoyu smiled and said inexplicably: "As for the issue of compensation, well, we will talk about it later..." Turning around, he entered his office, leaving Luo Jia standing there wanting to cry without tears.

After a day of filming, Lorja returned to the dormitory with mixed feelings, and took out the key after digging for a long time in a trance.Before he could insert the key into the hole, the door opened suddenly.

Xu Xiang, a gifted student who shared the same bed, sized up Lorgar and frowned, "You didn't bring any supper."

Lorgar patted his head: "Sorry! You should drink water first tonight. Why are you alone?"

"Brother Ding is doing self-study, senior brother has gone to fool around." Xu Xiang walked back to his seat expressionlessly, "I'd better order KFC."

He raised his chin to Luo Jia, "Luo Luo, what a crime you have done, go quickly." Then he began to read, "I want grilled chicken leg burger, chicken nuggets, alas, I am so hungry, finger-licking plain chicken, fried chicken wings..."

Lorgar tapped the keyboard briskly, and said to himself: "Then two chicken drumsticks and two glasses of Coke."

Xu Xiang held back her laughter and asked Lorgar, "How was it? Your first time with San Fran? Have you been abused?"

Lorgar was peeling an apple after throwing away the mouse, his hand trembled and almost cut his finger, "That's it. But I..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard the door of the dormitory being knocked open again, Bailu danced and jumped in, waving a stack of tickets: "Brother found a job haha!"

Lorgar's attention was immediately diverted, "What job?"

Bailu lifted the chair and sat down, and said happily, "I work as a waiter in a bar, and my name is Yellow. The boss doesn't like to talk very much, so it's just convenient for me to pick up girls as I want."

Xu Xiang was thoughtful: "I remember Yellow seems to be a famous gay..."

Bailu felt as if struck by lightning, his voice trembled: "What? No girl?..."

Luo Jia corrected Xu Xiang: "It's just that there are more gay people." He suddenly realized, and his imagination burst out, "Hey, it can't be that the boss is also gay? You are bar boys on the surface, but you are actually cowherds."

Bailu jumped all the way with a groan, covering his face in a shy manner: "Damn it, isn't this delicate flower of my father very dangerous."

Xu Xiang said sincerely: "Brother Lu, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to poop in the future."

Luo Jia answered the words in agreement: "That is, Brother Lu, you have to believe in the classic aesthetic vision represented by the ancient Yiran name in his household registration book, Shangguan Xiang."

Bailu burst into tears: "Brother Guan Xiang, Brother Jia, you are so ruthless."

At this time, the mobile phone rang, and a female voice sang "Ah, ah, ah", ignoring the messy expressions of the other two, Xu Xiang calmly pressed the loudspeaker: "Hello?"

"Sir, your KFC takeaway has arrived. Mom Lou won't let our delivery boy go up. Please come downstairs to get it. Thank you."

Xu Xiang hung up the phone and said calmly: "This morning's real estate appraisal class is assigned homework again."

Hearing this, Bailu immediately took money out of his trouser pocket, nodded and went down to get KFC to honor Xu Xiang.

This semester, the Department of Finance offered an elective course, Real Estate Appraisal. Xu Xiang was the first to register, and the others in the dormitory took this course together in the spirit of humanity.

At the beginning, Lorgar decided not to skip classes, but after accepting the job, he went there regularly once a month, which is quite characteristic of a girl's menstrual cycle;

And Senior Brother Bailu, who is supposed to set an example for them, has never been there...

Many people choose courses based on their majors, but this ruffian in Bailu chooses courses based on his girls. Girls with more homework and less homework are his first choice of courses. As a result, his cultural quality courses have exceeded the five credits stipulated by the school, showing a logarithmic increase , while other free electives and professional elective credits have shrunk severely.

If it weren't for the junior year, if you don't study, you won't get the red book. Bailu is definitely in the ancient poetry course, looking at the stars and the moon with the school girls, discussing from poetry to philosophy of life.

In the first real estate appraisal class, it is said that the school hired a lot of money as a visiting professor. Professor Ogo, who started his career in the real estate industry, is indeed a personable human soul engineer.

In the first class, he smiled and said: "Don't be nervous in my class. I have also been a student, and I know how difficult it is for students. When I was in college, those professors called names every now and then. , When the exam questions are particularly difficult, I hang up at every turn, alas, I was exhausted physically and mentally." The bell rang appropriately for the end of class, and Ogo clapped his hands, signaling a 10-minute break between classes.

The students below were very grateful, and expressed their support for the teacher's heart with practical actions. That is to say, after the bell rang for the second class, when Professor Ogo stepped onto the podium, the seats below were already three points empty of two.

He still smiled and said: "Okay, where did I say just now? Oh yes, I was physically and mentally exhausted in college. So now, I decided to take revenge on the students and continue this great tradition. Now..."

He walked down from the podium and locked the front and back doors of the large classroom, and said, "Please take out your paper, I will ask you a few questions to see how your level is, please write your name and class name in 10 minutes later. Hand it over to me, and it will not wait when it is outdated. This homework accounts for 50.00% of the usual grade."

Ogo looked around the classroom and added with a smile: "Don't raise your hand and tell me that so and so hasn't come back from the bathroom, or you'll just sit down."

There was silence below, and the students prayed silently for the brothers and sisters who had passed away, crying ghosts, ghosts, ghosts in their hearts, and began to copy the questions on the projector, flipping through the books to answer.

Xu Xiang, a gifted student sitting in the corner, sneered, and took out three sheets of paper slowly, without flipping through the book, she just started writing.

"Xu Xiang student number XXXX first question: The economic characteristics of land are... Second question: The principles of real estate evaluation are divided into..."

"The first question of Bailu student number XXXX: The economic characteristics of land are... The second question: The principles of real estate evaluation are divided into..."

"The first question of Luojia school number XXXX: The economic characteristics of land are... The second question: The principles of real estate evaluation are divided into..."

So Bailu, who hooked up with girls outside, and Luo Jia, who worked hard, escaped like this, while the other brothers who were not so lucky were recorded by Ogo one by one, and the final grades were deducted from 70 points; girls were scored from 75 points. Points down.Facing the delicate girls who need to be cared for, Ou Mingshou expresses his duty.

But from then on, whenever he came across real estate evaluation classes, under the promotion of Lorgar, Xu Xiang took on the task of helping more and more students to write homework, and almost every time there were Lorgar and Bailu. Two hundred and five with rough skin and thick flesh.

In short, for Xu Xiang who has the power to control his own life and death, Luo Jia and Bailu are very willing to bear the supper fee for his bottomless stomach.

Bailu looked pitifully at Lorgar, who was happily eating the hamburger, and Xu Xiang, who gracefully took apart the hamburger and ate layer by layer, and swallowed: "I'm really hungry too..."

Xu Xiang picked up a lettuce leaf from the neatly arranged corpses of the hamburger, "Take it."

Lorgar generously handed over the half-eaten hamburger: "No."

Bailu looked at the pieces of meat and bread crumbs gnawed by Lorgar, as well as the suspicious reflective objects left on them, and silently took the lettuce leaves in Xu Xiang's hand.

At this time, Ding Weiya, the last member of the dormitory, opened the door and came in, with a ignorant expression on his face: "Hey, Luo Luo, you came back so early?"

What time is it!Lorgar resisted the desire to complain, Ding Xiaodi's IQ is notoriously worrisome.

He suddenly remembered the person he met today, and quickly said, "Guess who is the owner of Yin's Photography Studio?"

Bailu said: "I don't want to whet my appetite, how do we know?"

Xu Xiang said, "Muhammad Yin."

Ding Weiya said: "Yoon Eun-hye (a certain Korean female star)."

Luo Jia looked at Xu Xiang calmly: "Brother Xiang, who is Muhammad Yin?"

Xu Xiang pushed the glasses, the lenses reflected the white light of truth, and said slowly: "The protagonist of a popular American drama, Xie Er, told us that Muhammad is the most common name in the world. Since I don't know the answer, I guess what Muhammad said. most likely to be correct."

Bailu said: "..."

Ding Weiya said: "What did Sheldon tell us about Muhammad?..." The poor big man couldn't keep up with Xu Xiang's thinking speed.

Luo Jia looked at him silently for a while, then turned to Bailu and said, "Anyway, it's Yin Jiaoyu!"

Bailu swallowed the vegetable leaves and felt the need to ask: "Yin Jiaoyu? The Yin Jiaoyu on the VIEW?"

Xu Xiang also showed a rare look of surprise: "I never heard that he can take pictures."

Lorgar explained: "He's not a photographer, he's just the supervisor of the studio. I didn't realize until I saw the real person today that those plane photos are not even one-ten-thousandth of his own!"

He paused, then added, "But my temper is really not very good, I just scratched his car, and he ran on me everywhere. Alas, it's better for idols to exist in imagination."

Ding Weiya was stunned, and asked in disbelief: "Lolo, you scratched his car? What kind of car?"

Lorgar was very calm: "Anyway, it's a car that I can't afford to sell, but it was scratched, and there is an insurance company, okay?"

Xu Xiang calculated thoughtfully: "We must meet by chance, Yin Jiaoyu is the God of Wanlu in the hearts of us gays."

Luo Jia jumped over and shook him, shouting: "No, no, you have a pretty face, what will you do if you seduce Yin Jiaoyu away!"

Xu Xiang rolled her eyes after being pinched, and said angrily, "My son is becoming more and more unbehaved, love really makes people blind!"

Bailu rushed over and pinched Luojia's face: "Yo Luoluo, I can't see that you are not a straight man either, let my brother love you well!"

Luo Jia kicked him away, and said seriously: "Go away, even if I'm bent, I only want Yin Jiaoyu."